Pokémon Joker thread

>receive Beast Balls
>use them all to catch Pikipeks and then Wondertrade them
BEYOND REPAIR

>Catch Solgaleo
>using a Moon Ball

WHOA NELLY

>Wild Pokemon comes to Poke Pelago
>after a day it wants to be my pokemon
>don't let it join my team

DAMAGED

>Try to give someone a bean in Refresh
>Drop the bean on purpose
SOMEONE STOP ME

>NPC asks for a Haunter to trade for Graveler
>Give it an Everstone before trading it to him
HONKA HONKA

>Teach Exeggutor Flamethrower

SOMEBODY STOP ME

>Picking up beans in poke'pelago
>purposely leave a rainbow bean from being picked up

BROKEN

>reset 1500 times for shiny Rayquaza
>it finally appears
>use Bide on it

MOMS GONNA GASP

>Program Cubone to have Rock Head or Lightning Rod
>When it evolves Rock Head changes to Cursed Body
>You need Cubone's Hidden Ability to get Rock Head Marowak
UNCHAINED

>max out Pokemon's friendship
>deposit them in PC
ABSOLUTELY INSANE

>picking up beans in Pelago
>accidentally click Nebby
>Mohn tells me I should put Nebby on my team some time
>never put Nebby on my team
MOHNS GONNA FREAK

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>pokemon center nurse says she hopes to see me again
>don't come back

>>30937692
WHOA NEBBY

>>30938197
just why

that video upsets me so much

>>30938197
I PRACTICED TWO WEEKS

also it was giratina

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>>30937692
I'M JUST A SUCKER FOR PAIN

>>30938840
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>30938522
Which video?

>encounter shiny rayquaza after 12 hours and 1597 resets
>don't damage it and lead with pressure pokemon
WAKE ME UP

>go up against a special mon
>only use Counter
INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE

>>30938935
>soft resetting for Rayquaza
>on Emerald

STANDING HERE I REALIZE

>make Pokémon use Rest
>switch it out during the next turn
I CAN'T WAKE UP

>>30938932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZb2y8aNggM

>"i found the shiny i killed him"

MADMAN

>catch Salandit
>release the females and train the males
UNHINGED

>receive contest Pikachu
>evolve it
CAN'T STOP

>Use Swalot with Spit Up and Swallow
>But not Stockpile
NOT
LIKE
THE
OTHERS

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>>30938202
I just looked this up and it blew out my brain.

>>30938087

Lost my fucking shit for some retarded reason.

>give Kadabra two different ways to learn Confusion on evolution
>the two glitch and cancel each other out so it can't learn it at all
WOOP WOOP

>Find a Voltorb
>Catch it in a Master Ball

BROKEN

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>soft reset for a Jolly Silvally
>11 Atk IV, 31 Sp. Atk IV
>save the game
I CANNOT BE STOPPED

>>30939566
>catch Groudon in a Dive Ball
IT'S A MAD, MAD WORLD

>level up a pokemon to 100
>release it
SICK TO THE CORE

>take down fan projects
>expects fans to take it lying diwn
NO STYLE

>give a Pokémon a signature move
>it uses its lower attacking stat

WE'RE ALL STARS NOW

>catch a shiny Pokémon that evolves through level up
>level it up to 100 without evolving it
TOO FAR GONE

>>30939801
>give a Pokemon a boosting move
>it boosts its lower stat
>the Pokemon also has shitty coverage on that stat
BROKEN INSIDE

>>30939827
What mon/move?

>>30939004

>OMG I SHOULD'VE USED A MASTER BALL

I like the Shiny Ponyta one better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoahiJMkO4A

>>30939861
Crobat and Honchkrow with Nasty Plot, off the top of my head. Though Heat Wave made things a little better.

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>>30939876
>3 (three) Game Boys
>3 (three) copies of the same game
>5 (five) THERE IT IS
>15 (fifteen) YEAH
>6 (six) I FOUND IT
>15 (fifteen) OH MY GOD
>keeping track of every single encounter on a physical calculator
>not leading with a Synchronize user to get the nature he wanted

>have a Crabrawler
>evolve it
ALL MY FRIENDS ARE HEATHENS, TAKE IT SLOW

>use Lillie's poke doll on a wild Pokemon
>save the game

CAN'T BE TAMED

>>30938087
You monster. I'm getting flashbacks from that bitch in gen 4

>Pokémon has a signature move
>it doesn't get STAB
CAN'T BE FIXED

>>30936854
>can fly to city far away
>bike there instead
DAMAGED GOODS

>NPC asks if i like pokemon
>say no
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>30939677
>Catch Palkia in a Timer Ball
THROW AWAY THE KEY