> Your favorite mon is now real How do you react?

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That's about right.

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Good...

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>>30935355
Fuck yeah, giant zappy magnet robot. Oh Fuck my computer.

>>30935355
Fuck it.

Cri

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Hug.

>>30935355
Does this situation applies to everyone who have a favorite Pokemon? Because my favorites are Water type, and the sudden influx in Pikachu might put me in a disadvantage big enough that I'd rather hide somewhere with my 'mon.

Otherwise, I'd probably just do normal trainer shit with them.

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>>30935379
Good tastes.

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>>30935355

sums it up

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>>30935355
I love how porygon is scared shitless of that woman.

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>>30935355
>What is your reaction to having a super smart psychic battle-bot?

Fuck yes.

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>>30935355
The internet must never know.

>Porygon
Endless shitposting.

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I get a boner

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>>30935355
we ded

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>>30935355
Would be bros4life.
Also no longer require car to get to work.

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I would hug it.

And then fug it.

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I don't know.

israel?

I get a giant badass crab.

I mean it's neat and all but I don't know how long I'll last before wanting to eat my Kingler.

>>30936439
I mean imagine how delicious that giant claw meat would taste like.

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Hug and pet.

>>30935355
oh shit a cow with three tails

>>30936495
Aww!

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>>30935355
That artist makes cute stuff.

Also I own ten.

>>30935355
Sell it to science and make a fuckton of money

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i will have to buy a lot of berries

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Cuddle it and pray it doesn't feast on my life energy when I go to bed

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>Porygon-Z is real

>mfw MalwareBytes quarantines my bro

Pokemon I'd like to taste:

all the crab and lobter pokes
Bananas from Tropius
Mareep
Some grass types looks delicious
Buffalant
Most water types I guess.

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The day couldn't get any better. I guess I'd try flying around the area with him, see if there are any places where we can play with Fire without burning the town down.

>>30935355
>Metagross
I wonder what I'd do with it

>>30936826
The Pokédex says that it's more intelligent than a supercomputer, so you can probably use that part.

Skitty. Now I have a magical cat that can tell me exactly what they mean when they speak, who loves to play kitty games, and who will stay small and sweet forever. I would be the happiest person alive.

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My boner busts out of my pants and points at it.

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I start filming real life tentacle rape porn and become God in Japan.

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Oh Shit

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>>30935355
Fear

>it's a dancing hula flower that stands few feet
it's time for hugs

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>intense need to hug
>might die

Guess im finally getting fit

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>>30935355
>pinch myself to make sure I'm not dreaming
>tentatively hug

T-tar. Either everything is over or it will be a chill dino that doesnt throw sand literelly everywhere in my house

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Probably something along the lines of "NIGGA LETS GO ROB A BANK"

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I try to pet my Zebra but I get electrocuted.

>>30935355
>tfw more than one fav
I guess I have a fusion then? Cuddle the Popplio-gengar and tell it some jokes.

>>30937665
If it worked like that, then I would have an amalgamation of every Eeveelution along with Eevee.

>>30937734
More likely you have eevee and all the stones.

>>30937757
>all the stones
What about the ones that evolve through level up under specific circumstances?

>>30937806
You can probably find an icy rock or a mossy one outsidd, the others are friendship based, just love it.

>>30937827
How do I level up something in a world with nothing to train on?

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Hide in dark alleys and rob people of their precious stones to feed my little gem encrusted goblin pal

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OH FUCK YES, I HAVE MY OWN TYRANITAR...oh wait...a sandstorm...
Pretty much pic related

>>30937850
Steroids

>>30937982
It only lasts 5 turns. Just let those 5 turns pass, and never recall in into your Poke Ball. Problem solved.

Ditto

>>30938335
How would a turn pass if it's not in battle?

>>30937982
>that Sudowoodo just chilling behind the tree

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Don't mind which I get
Pet for hours

>>30936728
Or find it other things to feast the life energy of. Unless is doesn't give any fucks who, in which case you're fucked anyway.

>>30937982
It's fine, it's fine.
We'll just head to Tokyo. Or NYC if we want to acknowledge that that movie actually exists.

>>30937982
What if it has a Hidden Ability instead of Sand Stream? Then you're okay, right?

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Check if its male or female or if it even has a gender.
Try to fly around the block.
Wonder how am i gonna pay for its food.

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Get comfy.

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>Small enough to ride on my back/shoulder
>can turn invisible for fun pranks
>cute
>only problem is it gets really cold during winter so it has to stay inside near something heated all day
>pros out weigh the cons
>perfect pet

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Idk. Probably drive it somewhere.

>>30935379
Good taste, except with me I would be more concerned about my titanium posts being ripped out of my jaw with him...

>>30937273
>step one: train to be attractive to human females
>step two: find human females desperate enough to have sex with a poison octopus
>step three: grab camera
>step four: move to Japan and sell video tapes on the street
>step five: Live the rest of your days as a wealthy man

>>30939406
>HASAMI GIROCHIN

>>30937864
Just let him do whatever he wants late at night. I'm sure he can find enough gems for himself(and maybe some extra ones for you).

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Brushing.

So much brushing.

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Would probs be awestruck by Gallade

>>30938455
Have it smack a couple of trees

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cuddle with it and bully people
why are so many people who like serperior vorefags it makes it really hard to find good fanart

>>30939332
>can't eat when it's around

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I guess I'd have a bro who could always be with me. Transform is very helpful in everyday life, it can make itself invisible, is playful, I can use its tail to hang myself if things go bad, I guess I lucked out on my favourite mon.

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hugs and headpats

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Immediately hug
And cuddle
Groom and comfort when it's flower falls off

>>30938455
Have him Dance for you 5 times. Or give him something to eat, and tell him to Crunch at least 5 times.

Mine is Houndoom, best guard doge ever.

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waddup let some smoke some weed

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look 2 battle all y'all

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We both train to be samurais. Oh, and watch a movie together. {Spoiler]Gender does not matter to me, s/he'll be cute to me and awesome in his/her final evolution[/spoiler]

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mount him and do someth

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>>30941722
Time and place

>>30939254
Jolteon is getting some pussy nice

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Move to alaska or some cold place for it to live in comfort.

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I become immortal.

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Wake it up and wish for more vidya.

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the little cunt will help me cross the road at night i guess