How would you get out of this situation?

>>30934458
Calling it back to its pokeball, because I don't fuck animals

>>30934458
box her and send her a video of me fucking that Sharpedo

why would whoever edited the shiny mega gardevoir at the end not also edit the previous stages to be shiny

>>30934458
Why would I?

>>30934458
By actually having sex with it.

It'll end in repulsion and disappointment.

Looks like the circumstances have progressed too far to get out of them.

>>30934458
suicide.

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>>30934458
Make different decisions

>>30934458
Fucking a girl in front of her. Like May or Courtney.

>>30934458
>trading your bff
fuck wrong with you

>>30934463
>fucking that sharpedo
excuse me what

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>>30936370
This artist draws a lot of these comics/shorts. In his team, there's also a Sharpedo who loves Brendan. And Gardevoir gets jealous every time Brendan shows affection to it.

I'd decide to get a Gallade instead.

>>30936391
The way it's flapping its fins about is so cute

>>30934463
>her

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>>30936426
Confirmed "her".

So this guy waifus Sharpedo over Gardevoir? Kind of an odd choice.

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>>30936486
He doesn't think much of the Sharpedo because the Sharpedo is actually a male.
Gardevoir, on the other hand, in "unknown". A Gallade falls in love with her, and she acts like a girl, so I'm assuming she is a female.

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>>30936486
>not wanting to marry this alpha motherfucker

>>30934461
>Pokémon are animals meme

I'd fug it OP

>>30936547
Seems like he wants to fuck it. I mean he at least loves it a lot more than he does Gardevoir considering that he's literally getting the shit bitten out of him >>30936401 and doesn't care.

Just saying I've seen people wanting to fuck just about every pokemon so a Sharpedo shouldn't be surprising even if it is gay.

Doesn't Sharpedo have Rough Skin

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>>30936680
He loves all of his Pokemon. You can see how he treats Ralts and Kirlia just as well. It's just that she sticks to him too much, he is worried she won't have any Pokemon friends. And that she's actually trying to fuck him.
Also, he's pretty much confirmed to be not gay.

>>30936707
Yup
>>30936401

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I'm pretty sure Sharpedo just loves Brendan in a platonic sense and doesn't want to see his friend get raped and have his innocence taken by a sexual predator.

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>>30937534
Everyone in his Team loves him and doesn't want Gardevoir to fug Brendan. Only Sharpedo goes all "LOVE YOU BRENDAN" and gets angry at Gardevoir.

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>>30938729
Delcatty

>becomes shiny in the last panel

That Gardevoir is a spy

>>30936547
>pokemons

>>30937534
Boy, Gallades sure are stupid looking, with that bulbous diaper.

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>>30938773
>cosplay gardevoir

wondertrade

>>30938835
Don't make fun of my bro for doing squats

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>Confirmed not gay
I mean, a 13yo boy getting pushed around and getting this much attention from a 'feminine' humanoid pokemon this long without trying anything/still not understanding what she wants?
Yeah, sure, I'm sure he just wants her to make friends.

>>30939743
>not wanting the shark as your one true love
>not staying faithful to your shark
You're the worst kind of person

>>30939774
Yes, the only reason I'd have a fucking fish in my party is to have something to eat just in case.
Fishes are to be eaten.

>>30934463
>>30936343
>>30936452
>>30936547
>>30936747
>her
>50/50 gender ratio
Kill yourselves.

I would do ANYTHING to have his type of Sharpedo in my team. Second best Pokemon to snuggle with, especially in the water.

>implying I would have a gardevoir
lmao

>>30934458
You don't because if it got pissed it could tear your limbs off with her mind.

>>30934458
Question how the fuck it became shiny out of nowhere.

>>30941386
>snuggle with
>rough skin

>>30941668
>'rough' skin
>They aren't real, so we'll never know what Nintendo means by 'rough'

>>30941758
I mean, its a shark and a sharks skin in real life is pretty fucking jagged