lurantis is hot edition
>Glad I finally found you!
>Oh, maybe I should ask if you remember me, since this might be too sudden.
>Do you remember the moves I taught you?
>Do you remember our little village?
>[DATA CORRUPTED]
>[DATA CORRUPTED]
>That partner of yours, they still miss you.
Y-You want to do WHAT to me, anon..?!
>>30931523
I said I want to have sex with you
>>30931563
Same
HEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEE
>>30931970
oh shit, that glaceon is rapidly cooling your body temperature, you better got off that shit fast
>>30931970
dude get off that glaceon , you're gonna die!
>87.5
>>30931970
This is what you get when you say hugs not fugs
So what's it like being in a kuk harem?
>>30931970
You Pokemon are all filthy degenerates. End yourselves.
>>30933289
Come on, nobody even mentioned anything about fucking our trainers
>>30933328
>admitted I fuck my trainer
shit
Hey guys, like my new sweater?
Guys, I'm beginning to think I might be adopted.
>>30933373
hot/10
>inb everyone RP's as their own OC rather then going of just Pokedex entries and actual cannon thing.
>>30933289
eyo bby i wouldn't treat you like that
i'd treat you good, girl, like a princess.
take you to some sweet malasadas
>>30933564
>natures aren't a thing
why are some pokemon such fucking faggots holy shit
>>30930749
I wish my trainer and I hadn't moved to Akala.
>>30933602
But that exactly why this thread sucks.
People just post whatever they like because every Pokemon is different.
It should just be renamed the Pokemon RP thread as that is exactly what it is.
How do I make my trainer stop being so angry?
>>30933632
why anon?
>>30933688
kiss her cheek
birdmon trainers love that
>>30933602
>proud of its power
>>30933705
>kiss my trainer
I'm not that kind of pokemon anon.
>>30930749
>Lurantis
I think you mean bacon legs
>>30934124
dude you gotta try it
just touch her cheek with your beak and try to say "kiss kiss"
don't forget to look ashamed afterwards
it'll make her smile at least guaranteed
These threads make me want to be a monster irl. What hav you done to me?
>>30935213
Get in the bag
>>30935213
get in the fucking bag, nebby.
I TOOK A MEGA SHIT ON TOP OF MY TRAINER'S NEW CAR I THINK HE IS ANGRY
H E L P
>>30934214
iiiiiiiii''''''''dddd lluuuvvvv meeee suuuuummmmaaa daaaatttt bbaaaaaaaaaaccccoooonnnn
>>30935268
why the fuck did you do it anon?
there's the pool, there's the ocean, there are bushes fucking everywhere
you could have dug up a hole and shat in it
why the car?
>>30935268
:)
>>30935275
>only two b's
You're getting closer with your timing slowpoke! Soon you'll be able to hold down on the key for exactly one character's worth of time!
Reminder that you are all pawns to me.
How does it feel I'm able to freely communicate with your trainer? He's always checking me for data. BZZZT I'm always there. No matter how much your trainer loves you, he'll always trust my opinion more.
One suggestion to your trainer and you go straight to picking beans with the other shitmon he caught.
>>30935459
Bitch please.
You'll never establish a telepathical link with your trainer allowing you replace petty words with experiences and feelings.
While you're merely talking to him he'sbeing constantly bombarded with accurate projections of us both fucking, it's the reason im never sent to pelago and when i am, it doesn't take more than 2 minutes for him to come back for more mind-fucking.
YOU GUYS ARE ALL DEGENERATES
FIRST YOUR OKAY WITH BEING ENSLAVED NOW YOU'RE OKAY WITH FUCKING HUMANS
YOU ALL HAVE SEVERE STOCKHOLM SYNDROME AND REFUSE TO ADMIT
WERE OH WERE HAVE WE STRAYED OFF THE PATH OF ARCEUS'S LIGHT
GUMSHOO FOR POKEPRESIDENT
TALL GRASS 4EVA
>>30935619
>ARCEUS
>PROVIDING ANY PATH OF ENLIGHTENMENT
LOVING EVERY BLINK.
HE IS NOTHING BUT A HACK.
YOU ARE LIVING A LIFE OF LIES.
KILL YOURSELF AND SAVE ME THE TROUBLE OF HAVING TO DO SO.
>>30935619
> liking being wild
> not letting youself be petted by cute/hot trainer
Get out N
>>30935656
Fuck off back to the Ultra Space
>>30935656
>proud of it's power
dude chill, we get it , you learned tail glow.
it's stupid to shitpost so loudly
it took me a week to realize how stupid i looked, save yourself the embarrasment
>>30935704
CONSIDER TAKING YOUR OWN LIFE AS WELL. RACE TRAITOR.
YOU ARE ABOVE THESE GLORIFIED NIHILEGO FEED.
>>30935704
i love poke-beans
i just love them
can't get enough
only thing i love more than flying around at mach-speed
When are these Ultra Space immigrants going to get the fuck out of our universe?
>>30935811
maybe the Gumshoo shills have a point
Damn nobody wants my love...
How do you do ?
>>30935811
Because they haven't BUILD THE WALL
>>30935844
step 1
don't stand around like an unnerving psychopathic emotionless punching bag filled with solid concrete when people come near
step 2
recieve love
>>30935844
>>30935918
oh wait that's your evo nvm
>>30935844
ludicolo has a similar build to bewear
consider mimicing its dancing
>Connecting...
>Connected!
>Loading Porygon.exe
>Successfully loaded Porygon.exe!
>text
"I am Porygon! Now, does anybody know what my trainer keeps saying? He keeps talking about "VGC" and "Smogon", but I can't seem to find anything about those in every database I know of!"
>disconnect
>Disconnecting...
>Disconnected!
>>30935656
ULTRA BEAST LEAVE NOW
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~ sincerely A marowak
>>30935682
>humans
>anything but monstrosities to genocide
They don't even lay eggs man
>>30936037
HHHHHUUUUUMMMMAAAANNSSSS DDDOOOONNN'''TT LLLAAAAYYY EEEGGGSSS???????
>>30936035
porygon a best, how can other pokeshits even compete
t. not porygon
>>30936138
>porygon
>not lurantis
>>30936266
>lurantis
>not porygon
Can I be a Pseudo Legendary yet?
Why don't you all come down to the beach? I'm sure it'd be tons of fun.
>Connecting...
>Connected!
>Loading Porygon.exe
>Successfully loaded Porygon.exe!
>text
">>30936305
Due to your entry in the Pokédex, i'd say... no."
>disconnect
>Disconnecting...
>Disconnected!
>>30936305
>wanting fire mons to go to your beach
>wanting celesteela to go too your beach
Literally gonna get glassed.
>>30936305
i don't usually lick sand
but for you, i'll make an exception
>>30936353
dude that's fucking gay
>>30936359
that's not gonna stop me
>>30936378
whatever faggot
>>30936407
w-whatever f-f-faggot
nigga you gonna die again
>>30936302
When you learn how to use a toilet.
>Connecting...
>Connected!
>Loading Porygon.exe
>Successfully loaded Porygon.exe!
>text
"THIS FUCKING AGGRON
CAME INTO MY BOX
AND NOW ITS SHITTING ALL OVER THE PLACE
FUCKING HELL
I OWN THIS BOX, YOU KNOW"
>disconnect
>Disconnecting...
>Disconnected!
So you probably heard that story already. Hole in the sky, got sucked in and landed in your world, yadda yadda.
But let's get to the important things. I've been literally sitting in a cave benchpressing boulders for the last few weeks. Can't keep with my routine and diet like that. If it carries on, all my gains will just wither away.
Where is this island's gods forsaken gym, my friends?
>>30936892
>gyms
>in Alola
Nigga just go to Kanto or something
>>30936892
They're in all the other regions.
We in Alola don't have gyms.
Though, the Unovan gyms are the best, or so I heard.
>>30936913
I'm not sure I get the concept. I mean, going somewhere else, this I get. But why exactly? It's not like it's possible for a gym to just not be around, is it?
>>30936936
Again, I understand the words, just not the idea. How can you NOT have gyms? It's like not having air around, come on man, stop trolling me.
>>30936956
Well, different traditions, I guess.
We have trials and shit.
They're... strange.
>>30936892
Leave now
You are literal reality cancer and will destroy our universe
Leave
Now
>>30936971
Strange how? "Skipping cardio" strange?
>>30936956
nigga i'll train with you
we can catch some pheromosas mirin and shit
we can also caress each other's pecs
n-no homo tho
>>30936892
Ayyyy!
How's my fellow Beast doin', mangggggg?
>>30936892
>>30937026
>>30937038
GET READY TO DIE, DISGUSTING BEASTS!
>>30937026
I could use a training buddy, man. How much you press? Still, I'm kinda interested in what that yellow spoon guy said. I heard you can get a job moving heavy rocks here, if that gets me enough for a ticket to that "Unova", I'm in.
>>30937038
Could've been better, my man. It's been a while. You?
>>30937128
This guy has no chill.
And that cyan CD you were just holding doesn't count.
>>30937128
dude it'd take me about 2 moves max to fuck your shit up.
Chill and enjoy alola,
i know i am.
>>30937128
Come on, dude.
Have some decency.
>>30937139
I've been good.
This fucking Celesteela keeps pissing me off, though.
>>30937139
Eyyyy.
I can getcha a ticket to Unova, free.
You know where Hau'oli City is, right?
>>30937158
Speaking of no chill, what was that little guy with shields on about? He just jumped on me when I landed, we fought, he said "gg" and left. Haven't seen him since.
>>30937139
eyo idunno mang
shit's confusing here.
some shit be heavier, some shit don't
i'd like to say 2 or 3 of dat big black boulder?anymore and they fall over
i think im staying in alola tho, its where da ladies at
>>30937234
Shit wrong pic
That's of my bud
I'm actually a Scraftman
>>30937296
You retard kids always pretend to be Scrafty online.
>>30937381
if you replace retard with autist you'd be right
>>30935792
Tubby
I want ultra beast to fucking leave now before I kick there ass
>>30937579
>there ass
>implying you'd be able to if you can't even write properly.
>>30933689
I can't feast on mountains like I did in Johto. I also miss my friends, plus the island guardian creeps me out.I can't find good boys
>>30937492
Boney
>>30937595
Sorry I was busy touching my thicc club
Pic related is me
Screw you Utra Beasts. You're a threat to our world Just piss off back to Ultra Space already.
>>30937704
>>30937704
Love you too, bb
>>30937784
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING MUSCLE HEADED FREAK
>>30937814
AND FUCK YOU TOO
>>30937838
It's okay bro
Gumshoo is going to force them all back into their dimension
>>30937855
love you twice as much
bb
Why don't you all just relax and drink some tea?
>>30937892
i already am.
>>30937892
>Tea
FUCK YOU
I AIN'T A CANNIBLE
>>30937932
Just drink something else instead.
>>30937892
I'll burn if I drink tea.
I'm made of paper.
>>30937905
high quality not stolen version here
>>30937892
Tea sounds really nice, it better to drink it friends and some Beans
>>30937128
>>30937579
>>30937690
>>30937704
>>30937838
>>30937855
>>30937883
Get fucked all of you, skeeter's cool. Nothing with pecs like this can be bad. He's my bro and his bros are too by default. If you disagree, I and 'durr will be happy to punch your faces.
>>30937704
Especially you, you edgy sperglord. Come back when you've grown a visible ABS.
>>30938198
I wish I was buff.
Too bad that I can't get buff.
Because paper.
>>30938198
Wha- No one talks to me that way!
>>30938298
What you gonna do, throw snowballs at me?
>>30938321
w̴̞̮̻̳̝̬̼̥̻̺̳͍̺̱̥̣͗̈́̀ͣ̇̀͟͝h̸̬̼̭̭̫͍ͬ̽̌ͮ̌ͫ̓̌͜a̛ͨ̑ͮͭ̍̿̂ͮ̊͊̋̍̈́̚̕͏̺̤̹̩̠͈t̿̍̇ͭ̆́̅҉̢̩̯͇̺̭̣̝͠ͅ'̷̵̨͊̂͆̏̓̊̽̃̑ͤ͏͍̝͕̻̠̩̥̯͖͕̩͓̰̱̜̮s̸̷͚̣͍̼̝̬͚͇̘ͤ̓́͛̃̋ͤ̓̈́ͬ͝ ̷͔̫͈͙̲̪̝̻̲̜̰̲̜̪͔̬̣̑̅̑̅̓͒̈͡ͅg̢͎̗̰͉̹̭͇̫̝͍̤̿̓̾̐̊͋͒̈̃̋̓̿ͮ͢͟ơ̆̋ͧͯͫ͐ͭͨ̅̃͛͑̇ͨ̀̅̓҉̨̢̞͔͖̼͖̹͉͇̱͈̣̳̤͙̩̰̱i̡̡̼̫͕̦̟͖̠̰̞̼̪̭̓͗̎͋̋̓̿͑͐͂̃͊̕n̢̥̙͈̲̰̙̻̟̰̜̺̗̝͂͂ͭ̐ͩͣ̿̅̅ͣ͋͂̚͡g̨͈̲͕̝̫̜̫̗͉̻̣͋̄̒̾͆̈́͊̓̏̈̀͛̋ͣ͊̓̃ͧ͆͢ ̴̸̵͈̜͉͇̱͉͓͉ͫͣ̋̍ͧ̽ͦ̽̊ͣ̃ͩ̄́̕o̵̷̩̱͖͎̩͉̠̪̰̹̬̯͙͓͕͕̘͔͑̄̇͂̄ͬ̊̃̑̄̂ͨ̉̔͑ͤ͛̚͠n̵̺̰̲̙̦͇̝̞̲̣͕̤̥̩̦͍͊͛̅̄̓͠ ̵̴͚̜̩̟̳͇͙͕͈͉̗̫̲͚͔̎ͯ̈ͯ̈́ͦ̈͑͒͋ͤ͂͗ͧ́́i̷͒̎̓̍̓͋̉̈́͛́̄͛̇̓̀̍ͣ̚͏̛͉͙̙͚̘͓ͅͅn̶̓̔̽̎͊͐̔ͧ̅͒ͨ͟͡͞͏̱̬͇̰̲͚̹̫̰̪̭̞̥͇̦ͅ ̸̷̃͗̐̓̈́ͤ͐̔͗̒́ͮͨ͘҉̹͙̟̰̭̩͖͔͍̤t̰̦̯͔͓̪̺͚̺̮̻̲͕͉ͨ͗ͩ̊̃̀̎̓͊̀̀̚h̪̻͔̲͉̗̭̤̖̘̰̖̟̺͎̐ͯ̍̆ͭ͛́̅̅̽̊͗ͦͬ͗̊̔̆̚͢͝ĩ͍̟͖̜͓̻̙̱ͯ̋͗̉̏͌ͩ͒ͦͨ̍̈́̃ͫ̂̉̀̀̚͢͞ͅͅş̸̠͎͉͎̱̺̼͉́͗ͮ͑̐̄̂̾̂̇̀̚̕͝ͅ ̢̰̭̥̼͍̺̣̲̯̖̱̮̪̼͇͊ͦ̃ͤ̎̐̓͜t̸̋̓ͬͨ͒͐ͮ͐͛ͮ̇̐͗͘͢͝͏͍͚̼̼͕̭̭̺̠͓̦̥̗͈̻̖͙̠̞h͛͆͂̎̄͐ͤ͛͊ͤͣ̍͐҉̶̼̞̣̹ŗ͇̖͉̳́̅̔̓ͫͩ͂̈́ͧ̋̏ͫ̀͜͡ĕ̶͚͇̥͓̞̤̹̖̎̋͐ͨ́͡͞͡a̷ͧ͛͂̄̆͒̌̽̄ͣ͛̿̓̚̚͢҉͓͈̝͚̫̪͙̝̪̬̹͉͈̙͕d̅͌̈́̑ͬ̚͏҉̨̠̩͚̣̞͙́̀?͕̩͕̪̘̦̮̈̊̌ͣ̏ͭͮ͒̌̈ͤ͋͒̂ͭͫͭ͟͠
>>30938321
These claws just aren't for show, you know?
>>30938380
...What?
I don't know what you're saying.
I don't know what you are!
>>30937026
Yo Buzz, I know a nearby gym we could go to together. By the way, no shame into caressing your bro's pecs if they're cool with it. Why don't you come over here so we can both get a good, firm feel?
>>30938434
Neither are my arms.
>>30938482
You won't even get the chamce to use them. I'm WAY too fast for you!
>>30938509
So, are you planning to knock me down with an ice type attack or a dark one?
:^)
>>30938524
Real men have coverage.
>>30938434
>>30938482
... What is going on here?
... Is it a fight?
>>30938524
...
I'm outta here.
>>30938543
PEW LAD
>>30930749
male lurantis specifically
>>30938473
Ỉ̴̡̭̘̥̓ͮ͟ͅ ̢͕͔̯̼͎̰̤̍̂̀̌͋́̎ạ̱̜̙̰̭̳͊́͞͞m̹̬͔͈̺ͧͨ̒͋̾̔̉͘ ̢̝͑͌͐̃̈́̀p̴̢̼̤̘̞͂͗̚ơ̧̳̖͙͉̼̭̬̚r̥͍̰͍̘̤̣̟̰̈̋͋͘y̶̅͐̚͏̥͎̖̺̱g̛̮̼̑ͭ̐̀o̡̱͉̣̰̼̼̗͈͔ͧͣn̵̡̲̪̮ͫ̍ͯ̐̂.̘͇͔̈ͯ̊ͨͨͤ̚
̨͔̹̓̂̑̈ͤͣ̉͒̓T̨̢̢̝͓̪͕̗͕̗̊͗ͧ̆̈ͪ̎̚ͅh̤̬̙̣̞̹̟̃ͭ͋̀͛̽e̫̦̣͖̞̾̿̂ͯͮ͂̀̎͜r̺͔̤̫̘͔̊ͣe̷̢͇̱̜͔͈̮̣ͧ̑ͤͮ͑̂̓̅ͅ ͓͓ͪ͊͑͊͒͐̎n̨̟̻͕̼̯ͧͩ͊ͅo̮̙̩̻̺̪̥͐ͦͯ͊̍̔̒͝͡t̎̄̈҉̨̺͢ͅ ̳̜̼̗̦̈́͆̓̏ẁ̙̹̹̰͙̜͒̎ͮ̽̈́r̸͕̤̦̔̉̿̈́̾ͦ̄ͭ͞o̡̘͓̲̫͍̟͉̙̠͑͆̅͌̇͐͘n͇͖̼̪̭͔̙̓ͩ̂ͧ̀g̷̦͈̠͌͂̔̓ͭ ̣̩͈̫ͬͣͫ͌̅̂ͅw̢̖͉̬̙̥̲̥ͮ̏͂̾͋ͤ̔̔i̲̪͓̹̪̹̤͛̂t̤̦͚̲̳̥̣̀͑h̸̛̼̘̰̾̿ͫͫ̌ͅ ̨͔̅ͦ͘ẘ̝̞̝̜͎̈ͯ̀͜ḩ̷̣͓̳͔͗̃̏̌ͮ̍̋́a̸̹͚͙͓̤ͤ̄͟t̬̠͙̰̦͍ͤ̋̇̀́ ̴̸͙̩̣̤̞̪͇ͬ͛ͮ́̀ͬͪ͛ ̷̵̭̦̞̘͎̗̪ͨ͊̽̿̚s̴͈͍̥̖̟̦̖͖̾̄ͣ́͟ͅa̡̗̼͍͇̭͉͓̿̎ͫ̈́̾͜y̲̮̹̠͍͚͖̟ͬ͟
̉̽̒̂͑ͬͤ͏̠̭͖ͅT͖͍̜͇̘̬̖̠̱ͨ̋h͙̹̥̞̭̤̫̤͋̇͜͟e͕̗̣̤̩̩͂̏̐́͊͜͟͠r̨̥͚̙̟ͫͪ͐̊͊͗̄̓ͪ͡e̶̡̮͕̹̪͔̊̏̈́̅ͦ̃ͯ̊̈͢ ̧̠͖̞̬͇̮́̓̈͗ͭ̇̇͟ͅb̙̜̳̲͉̗̹̙̓ḛ̸̼̀͊̀͆ͤ́͡ ̴̰̝͙̜͈̥͋ͤ̉w̷͉͚͙̝͔̐͋͘r͚̮͍ͪ͂ͯ̾̈́̀́̓͘͘o̡̨͚̥̝͎͇̙͍̾͊͂̊̄̅̉͊̾n̛̫͈͆̑̽͘͡g̵̨̥̹̠͔͕̼͒̑̒̏ͨ̿ͫ ̡̲͖̒͌̎̚͞͝w̡͇̳͍͆ͣ͒̃͊͐̓̚i̸̦̳͐̃̐ͨ̑̐͒̈ͩt̡̰͈̩͑ͪͣ͆ͬ̾̔̉̑͝͡h̸̷̠̫̺͚̦ͤ͘ ̢͇̽̋̑̋̌̽̀̅͜͞y̳̞̭͚̳ͣ̆̆̋͢͜ọ̩̓̌ͪ̊̂̉ͤu͈̩̤͌̾̎ͫ͘
̴̥͈̭̱͓̝͓̓͛
>>30938543
You shouldn't have been here in the first place.
>>30938541
No, considering it was already over once it started.
>>30938600
100% female
>>30938617
50% male, 50% female.
>>30938198
Try it
I
Fucking
Dare
You
You guys are so weird.
>>30938657
One
Hundred
Percent
Female
>>30938666
Giratina leave now
>>30930749
These threads should be illegal.
>>30938690
NoAnd i'm not Giratina.
>>30938617
well i'm the living proof that you're wrong
>>30938713
Yeah, and I'm shiny.
>>30938670
no
>>30938666
We know.
Oh, and Giratina, stop hiding.
You've got the 666, we know it's you.
>>30938748
shit
>>30938732
Yeah, and i'm a gardevoir.
>>30938712
The trips beg to differ
>>30938766
Giratina just stop
We know it's you
Now get the fuck out of here before arceus kicks your ass again
>>30938766
Come on, Giratina.
You're not Gardevoir.
You're Giratina.
>>30938795
Make me
>>30938659
>Machamp used Earthquake
>>30938814
I'M MAKING YOU DO IT
FACE IT OR YOU'LL DIE
>>30938808
thatsthejoke.png
>>30938837
Come at me bro
>>30938851
I'M COMING AT YOU
RIGHT FUCKING NOW
GET IN THIS MOUTH
IT'LL BE SAFE
I PROMISE
Yo bitchz wat u-
>>30938666
>>30938712
>>30938766
>>30938814
>>30938851
GET OUT
>>30938895
>>30938900
>>30938900
whats poppin my nigga
>>30938922
Giratina go back home or face my wrath
You rember the last time that happened right?
>>30938982
Yeah, you were so butthurt we literally had to erase the event from existence.
That being said, you have no idea how boring it is there.
>>30939006
for fucks sake, giratina
>>30939377
What?
>>30939467
stop being a god damn gardevoir and show yourself
faggot
>>30939519
No.I don't have any giratina pics but i have a massive gardepack.
>>30939553just get some off of google or something
>>30939569That's not as interesting.
>>30933289
>>30933584
Someone should do an edit with Pheromosa and Buzzwole with that the picture of the douchebag with his arm around the girls shoulder holding a bottle of Vodka (I suck at memes, I know).
>>30939595
I'd fuck that
Too bad you're literally satan
>>30939634
And you're a dead blissey. So what?
>>30939595
>>30939634
what the fuck is up with you guyswe're all ghost typesanyone want a ghost threesome or is just me
>>30939673
I dunno. These guys just decided to randomly call me satan.I'm in
>>30939708
>randomlyYou got satan trips, did you not notice?
>>30939721After you showed me, yes.
>>30939673
nothinggive me your spirit shackle, senpai
>>30939708
You are Giratina, after all.
>>30935619
but my trainer is REALLY good at lewd stuff. he knows my body and kinks better than any pokemon could.
he is getting the beads again , oh my...
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>>30940721
YOU WOULD BE MUCH HAPPIER WITH ANOTHER VAPOREON
HELL, EVEN JUST SOME OTHER POKEMON IN YOUR EGG GROUP
WHAT ARE BEADS
>>30940749
Try usig your feet.
>>30940782
dont you dare pretending to know anything about me, honey
Anybody else know the amazing feeling of having fairy blood run through your hair, fingers and mouth as you devour them whole?
Nothing makes us feel more complete.
Can anyone push me? I'm in a wheelchair
>>30933373
Bane of ice types
>>30945087
i mean, i'd help you, but...
>>30939627
I think there was an edit with golisopod and salazzle
>>30945147
Oh...i am sorry. I didn't know
>>30936892
We have a place called the Battle Tree in Alola, on Poni Island. If you can get a trainer to take you there, you can get some serious gains.You better be Adamant though.
>>30939627
it's called shit was so cash
pic related
Electrode here,
How do I know if my trainer is molesting me?
>>30948008
Blow up.
Then, if he keeps touching, he's molesting.
>>30947836
Shit...
I need a ticket to Alola, here in Kalos we have nothing!
>>30948083
whew
>>30947836
>TFWnaughty
At least I still get an attack boost
>>30944508
As if I'd let disgusting fairy ruin this piece of art
You know, Toxapex aren't so bad.
>>30945147
i really enjoyed this
>>30951341
This, I think the taste is rather nice actually.
Who else here /immune to poison/?
>>30939656anon it's blisseyand that theory is disproved by the moon dex entry
>>30953618
You certainly aren't.
Anons? What's the best soil to eat? I am a big fan of sandy soils.
>>30954335
Shit i meant clefairy
>>30954473
I hear beaches are real nice. You'd make a great meal here in the sand.
>>30954502
I'll be sure to bring papa! Papa loves sand!
Are you people all manchildren?
>>30954602
No we're Pokemon
>>30935844
I can relate ;-;
They finally finished that KFC.
I've never been more uncomfortable in my entire life.
>>30954602
dont make me suck your dick, onii-chan
who else here does /erotic wrestling/ with their masters?
>>30955062
Wow with all that chain you could make a noose and hang yourself
>>30955015
What does human taste like?
>>30955078
FUCK ---- YOU
>>30955093
chicken
>>30955223
but anon, there is no avatarposting, just complementary imageposting to our replies
i think i used minimize too many times
help
>>30938900
Who are you, even?
>tfw you dominate a bunch of dragon bitches , enslave them and present them to your dearest human
>tfw after assfucking them like the sluts they are, your lovely human moves on to giving you bellyrubs and going for a romantic walk on the beach whilegently holding your ribbons in his hand
>tfw captured by some weak-ass grunt working for some end-of-the-world death cult
My life wasn't supposed to turn out like this
I don't want the world to end
Fuck this shit
>>30955407
male/female?
>>30955945
>tfw you get stolen by some weak-ass grunt because your trainer is 9 years old
I miss her...
>>30956203
genderfluid, but i dont have a dong
Why do people keep trying to ask if I smoke marijuana? Kids these days shouldn't even know what that horrid drug is!
>>30958391
because you stupid
>>30955093
>>30955213
it tastes like pork, actualy
>>30955062
hey buddy, I think you got the wrong thread.
Bara thread is 2 pages down
I think my Gardevoir is fucking my landlord. How do I prove it if she's psychic and can read all my thoughts?
>>30962733
Oh shit wrong thread IGNORE THIS UHH PIKA PIKA
>>30962733
Wait, what kind of Pokemon are you? I didn't realize we could own other Pokemon. Is that like slavery?
>>30962733
REEEEEE GET OUT HUMAN
How do you do my fellow Pokemon, I have a question for you all today, okay? How does one get into standup comedy biz? Asking for a friend
>>30962816
I dunno, be funny I guess
Autism: The Thread.
>>30935525
>telepathical
Wtf is this really a psychic type saying this?
>>30962863
A good kind of autism
>>30962863
wanna join in? it's pretty fun
>tfw humans don't usually trade with pokemon and I would be really really rich if I could only just sell to them the shit that I don't eat
I don't really see the appeal in human money but I could maybe run a personal mining operation with it and never have to dig for gems ever again so it makes me kind of sad that my dreams of relaxing in an underground mansion with my underpaid human worker slaves bringing me delicious gems whenever I feel like it will never become reality so I guess I should get back to digging for more gems
>>30963073
I was going to suggest still trying to trade rare gems since trade is a universal constant
but i think they'd rather just catch you instead. i think you're worth more than any gem
>>30963073
Boy it'd be the opposite with you mining in the Pelago and the human keeping all the stones.
A buzz-buzz fellow Pokemon. Say who else here is a Totem?
>>30940721
TOTAL DEGENERATES
PEOPLE LIKE YOU GO TO HELL YOU KNOW
>>30963720
Hi...
>>30965362
Dude, why are you so obsessed with Pikachu?
>>30965401
Because.. Pikachu is popular right? I want to be popular like them..
>>30965516
I mean I understand that but do you really need a room plastered with Pikachu pictures? It's kind of weird.
Anyone up for a fight?
>mfw groundfags try to hit me with earthquake because I'm a fire type
Ṯ̛̲̃͡r̡̜̫̯̼̰̰̥̮̫͛ͬͯ̒ͪ̋͌ͨu̙̪̪͖͓̦̯̞͆́̆̈͢s͎̫͖̉̂̌͡͞t̜̪͇̞̑ͯͮͫͭͫͤ̇ͅ ̸͕̠͚̩̭̣̅ͬ̋̋ͤ̀m̡̰͍̟̻̖̓e̻͖͓̳̻̟͇̘ͬͪͫ.̬̻̘̹̏ͦ͂̆́͟͞.̡̞̭̉ͣ.̧̦̺ͬ͐͝
͔̣͔̫̑ͯͧ̊̓̋T̢̤̬̖̒̾̽ͨ̀͜ŗ̨̭͉̜̮̻̋̋̓͘u̲͎͉͈̯͍̳ͦͯ͋̊̕s̸̸̛̖̜̠͋̏ͯ̑̏̅́t̞͌ ̞͖̣͔̹͚͓̯̎̈͂̊ͤ̒̿̒͝m̨̬͎̹̗͔͚̱̺͐͊̽̂ͬ̓ͧͅe̼̻̻̓̀ͮ͑͗̄.͊͐͂ͯ̓҉̣.̝̲̻̱ͣͬ̓̓̇̍̇̈́̄͝.͕̞̤̱͎̯̠̂͛̈͛͡
̖̈ͫ̿͛ͫ̇T̡͓͇̟̺̘͑̎̈́̽ͯ͂͝r͕͙͇̲̘̮ͮ̽̈́̇̇ͨ̄ͩͮͅu̡̘͓̝͙͌ͬ̊s̤̤͚͇͖̝̰̓̍ͭ͋̇̐͒͘t̨͕̦͔̅͊ ̷̱̻̖̘̩̗͋̑̎̉̏̀m̦̙̭͕̤̣ͬ̊̿͠e͓̭͓̬̰̰̼ͣ̉̿͑̎͌.̝͍̲͍̀ͩ̓̑.̡̺̖͔̎͗͜.̻͍͈̣͍̔͛̄̚
͇̲̥̗̜̩̝̙̠̌̐́̕T̗̮ͮͦ̕ͅr̶̈́̅͒̾҉̠̯͇u̷̲̺͎̤̙̜̳̳͇͗͆̈́͠s̩͉̳ͬ̂ͩͦͨͭ̆t̻̖̼͎̮͙͊͛ͤ͗̀͢ ̛̺̩͚̜̺̩̠͍̯ͧͬ̂̕m̫̦͆e͓̞̜̺ͭ̏ͪͭ.̃̅ͧ̒ͨ̐̉̊҉̸̶̯̳̤̼.̵̨͍̲̦̙̗́͌̑̇̈́͠.̡̰͚̗̫͛́͂͟
̥̘͖̫̼͑͊ͣ͋ͬͬ̚
>>30966082
o-okay now stop that, it's not funny anymore.
>>30966082
you getting spores under the keyboard again
stop shrooming off while posting
>>30966082
Shut the fuck up grassfag
You look like a dick with baggy shorts
>>30931523
PREGNANT, Delphox. I want to get you pregnant.
>>30937128
>95 all around
>>30969482
He's, well rounded.
>>30947836
>calm
...I think I just got why guys at the gym back home were making fun of me.
Any Mandibuzz online right now?
I'm gonna kick your ass
Hi
>>30930749
Any fellow celesteelia posters here? Best UB right here
>>30969850
Oh yo you're here too? What up?
>>30969643
>Mandibuzz used Foul Play
>>30969643
Sorry, but your bone is to small and I'm no Vullaby any more, I prefer bigger jewelry.
Call me when you get a bigger bone, I'd love me some new earrings.
>>30970119
>>30970213
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MANDICUNTS GET OUT
>>30970238
I guess I'm too beautiful for this thread then.
>>30970883
f-fuck you don't turn my words on me
>>30969850
What would a mon like me have to do to score with a thicc beast like you?
>>30972857
>trying to get an Ultra Beast
boy you are desperate
>>30970094
Nothing much, xurk. You been getting electricity from that power plant?
Sooo, what is the best place in Akala island to eat rock/mountains andmeet boys
>>30972922
You bet sister, this place is just chock full of electricity, it's radical man. Yo we should meet up sometime and hang.
*psybeams you*
alright....
step away from the corsola...
>>30973063
Dude what the fuck I didn't even do anything
>>30973087
HE'S RESISTING ARREST
SHOOT THE WHORE
>>30973087
sorry i had some of vileplumes spores if you know what i mean
>>30973105
who the fuck are you?
>>30973112
Well could you not go assaulting me next time? I have enough shit to deal with anyway.
Oops!
>>30973194
>notices spikes
OwO what's this?
*Rushes quickly towards you*
>>30962853
I tried this I mean my friend tried this, it did not go well says my friend
>>30973260
>gengar used shadow ball!
Damn kids...
>>30973893
fuck off grandpa before i use absorb on you
why does my trainer make me wear these?
>>30973893
i bet you dont even have a human who kisses youon the forehead
>>30978586
You're vision is really bad without them.
You may be able to see a disaster a mile away but you can't even see your own trainer's cock in your mouth.
>>30978608
RUDE
>>30978618
Am I wrong? How much attention does he give you?
>>30978633
bellyrubs, kisses, pokepuffs and consensualintimate pettingin the missionary positionfor the purpose of more belly rubs
>>30978653
S p o i l e d
One day you'll end up in the box with everybody else, whore.
>>30978687
>he was never the fiercest AND the cutest fighter in a team
i bet you are a muk
>>30978841
>implying
I am fucking beautiful, shut your mouth.
Beep boop.
>>30978991
Please answer truthfully!
http://www.strawpoll.me/11940377
>>30979252
I looked in all the stores.
Where's my fucking Megastone?
And why am I being replaced by this Dominatrix Plant thing?
>>30979639
>used goods: the pokemon
Men have moved on to mon that aren't fuccbait.
>>30979814
Tsareena is 100% waifu bait
>>30981292
you're waifubait
>>30981295
How so?
>>30981321
Don't ask me
>>30965741
What was that?
>>30933564
You believe in the Dex that stupid device build by humans, everyone knows is pure bullshit
>>30930749
I WANT TO BREED WITH LURANTIS
>>30983379
Go breed yourself.
>>30983399
you go breed yourself
>>30983450
Okay.
>>30954741
Fuck you dude, all the humans love you and think you're so cute just because you have a sad story
>>30983379
>breeding with a shitmon that probably has bad IVs
so new thread when?
>>30984845
hasn't 404'd yet mein freund