please help

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It doesn't even have good porn

>>30928938
get a job

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>>30928938

>>30928955
I plan on it, I just got fired from my old job right before the holidays and have nothing to do now but play Pokemon.

>>30928938
play UU
it's exactly like OU but without celesteela

>>30928938
Keep fapping to it until you stop getting a boner from it

>>30928990
i'm a VGC fag
>>30929004
I've tried but that's only made it worse

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just DONT think about how THICC she is

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I can help with that ; )

>>30929030
>she

>>30929030
not helping anon
>>30929221
that image is actually the reason i'm like this now, I've been attracted to Celey ever since I saw her but that image alone made it 100x worse

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Feeding Celestia!

If you're a thiccfag, then this will ruin her for you:
>if a 5'6"'100 lb. human woman was scaled up to 30 feet, she would weigh more than SEVEN times Celesteela's weight
Celesteela is a thinn sticc.

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>>30928980
>TFW literally masturbated to NOTHING but Pheromosa the past week, and lay in bed for hours at night thinking of fantasies of me and her together

What's the deal with Ultra Beasts?

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>>30928938
Wow you should actually kill yourself

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>>30929304
cute!
>>30929314
i'm a thicc fag and this doesn't bother me at all, my headcanon is that she doesn't weigh as much due to the materiel that she's made out of. I also haven't really been attracted to real women since I saw Celey, so even with my autistic headcanon aside this doesn't bother me.

>>30929221
>TFW my Celesteela gets horny and I have to pleasure her, but she's so big I can only do that by sliding myself in and out of her vagina

Anyone know this feel? Oh, who am I kidding, of course you fucking don't. Should have just went with fucking Buzzwole. We could have lifted together.

>>30928980
I feel this dude, I have a feeling that he might just be roleplaying. But if he isn't he and I are one in the same.
>>30929391
>What's the deal with Ultra Beasts
Idk senpai, something about them is just so HNNNNNG

>>30929391
Who knows? Maybe our tastes evolved so far that regular pokemon aren't enough anymore.

Damn, and I thought I was weird for drawing her super thicc. Sorry anon, we in rock bottom now

>>30929698
You should be proud of it

>>30929698
Speaking of drawing my dream is to fill the internet with a good quantity of Celesteela hentai so other anons like me actually have stuff to fap to. The only issue is that i'm complete ass at drawing, so i'm thinking about spending my remaining money for this month on drawing lessons.

>>30929862
>the UB I like is already a jap fetish
Feels good, man.

>>30929698
post stuff

>>30930118
please

Lol porn has ruined your mind my dude

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>>30930118
http://tapukek.tumblr.com/post/153974410240/my-giant-alien-steel-wife
Made this, but I made a second version I haven't uploaded with two of them. People shat on me for the chub though, and I also drew the feeding pokebean one. I'm in Mexico and won't be able to draw lewd till January so I'll take ideas for then.

>>30928938
I named mine Fionna and Onion.

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>>30930699
I need more.

>>30930699
Did you draw the Nihilego one?

>>30930699
You're a god among men anon

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>mfw I just got into a vore rp with a girl as Celesteela

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>>30930963
>tfw I got into a sun getting fattened by Celesteela rp
>person never came back
someone fill the void.

>>30931055
That sounds cute! I like the idea of Celesteela making you tasty treats, and you love her so much that you can't turn her down!

>>30931253
it was actually really good and I've been looking for someone but people think I'm fucked up

>>30930963
>girl

yea, about that...

>>30931285
What, are you saying that you was the them and that you aren't what you said they are?!
Prove it buddo.

>>30928938
How do you even get off to this thing? I mean understand to getting off to anthropomorphics like Gardevoir, Lopunny, Roserade, and Salazzle; or ferals like Vaporeon, Absol, Ninetails, and Serperior; but this is at different whole level. I mean it's not as bad as floor tile patterns, but its so alien with its anatomy.

>>30931429
>he doesn't like thicc steel bamboo moon princess

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>>30929463
Your forgetting something, Anon.

>>30931506
>Implying that I don't dress up as Kartana to please my waifu

>>30930699
Looks great anon. dont let anyone give you shit for drawing chub

Why do you like big booty white bitches? Are you a nigger?

>>30931616
I'm not of african american decent, and Celey is more green than white desu

>>30928938
This but with Braixen, minus the competitive bit

>>30928980

lusamine_uses_vp.jpg

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>>30930963
Sorry about my shoddy penmanship but I wanted to draw a thing after that

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>>30931887
fuck, made it way too big

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>>30931887
>>30931928
Here it is at a more manageable size

>>30931928
plz draw >>30931055

>>30931616
Celesteela is my fat-assed Japanese wife faggot

I wonder how her exhaust fumes would smell

>>30932141
haha just wondering for a friend haha

>>30932211
Do you think she gets embaressed when she lays her leech seeds? haha.

>>30931276
you are fucked up, anon

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>>30928938
The solution is simple, though the process is painful.

Just cut of your dick and you'll be fine, anon.

>>30933774
Y-yes mommy

>>30928938

Seek psychological help because it doesn't sound like you're right in the head. It's a cartoon. It's a drawing. It's NOT REAL. You can't fuck it. It's a FUCKING ROCKET. Go out into the real world and look at real HUMANS.
Or go get help, like I said. Cause it's not mentally right.

>>30934690
>You can't fuck it. It's a FUCKING ROCKET.

Not with that attitude. Stop ruining OP's dream.

>>30934690
>real humans
I'm not even attracted to real women for the most part at this point, Celey is the only gal for me.
>>30934715
Thanks for sticking up for me fampai <3

>>30934690
>It's a cartoon. It's a drawing. It's NOT REAL. You can't fuck it.
I know that /vp/ isn't one person, but I find it funny how the "it's not real" argument is never brought up by the moralfags when it comes to the loli thread.

>>30934690
Wow, I opened this thread just to laugh at OP, but you're by far the most autistic person in here.

>>30933774
no thx

>>30930791
Everything under the "my art" tag if it works, anon

Jesus Christ.
This is almost as bad as goodraposting.
Go outside.

>>30928980
I think I saw a Lillie version of this somewhere.

>>30928938
i know that feel OP

>>30937602
Which one was the original?

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celly belly