/guz/ - Team Skull/Po Town/Aether Foundation General: Good Content

first for request:
Gladion with glittery temporary tattoos

We're going to get yelled at

>>30928813
I'd rather post in the thread with the recurring op style

The mods have spoken

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>>30928868

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Deleted my thread.

Post here.

Whats up, /guz/?
So, whaddya think our boy listens to?
I think he'd be a Red Vox kinda guy

>>30928910
aw man this art style is so adorable and perfect

>>30928936
i think he steals gladion's evanescence CDs and crywanks in the shower to it whenever he loses a battle

>>30928604
>https://discord.gg/XMxX3ym
Why did we need a discord? This is how you kill a general. stop it tumblr

>enter discord
>people are talking about gender shit
>leave discord

>>30928998
I'm probably gonna delete it, since I never really get on it anymore. But only if someone else either makes a new one, or whatever. Honestly, I made it originally because I didn't know these threads would come into existence, and I just wanted to gush about Guzma without annoying /vp/.

>>30928998
both the vp threads and discord produce good OC, stop complaining and ignore it if you don't like it

>>30929119
Why not post the OC here?

requesting more sfw team skull acting like a big dysfunctional family that love each other

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>>30929190
I post it here and there, so everyone can see their draw requests when I finish them

>>30929256
also I can post nsfw there without getting banned every 2 days

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I drew this shit the other day, I posted it on an older /guz/ just before a new thread, so some of you faggots didn't see it.

>>30929298
I love this, Pixanon! You draw a cute Guzma.

>>30929298
Nice draw

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>>30928998
>>30929079
You faggots made me believe there was some kinda drama going on and made me get out of bed to check. It's the same boring faggots talking about normie stuff as always. Fuck you guys.

>>30929298
saw and commented on your other one I think, keep it up anon

>>30929361
>>30929320
Thanks, anons!

If Guzma got zonked by a Hypno, who would be the first one to take advantage of it?

His grunts, who would get overeager and end up doing something very unwise before he wakes up?

Nanu, who would try and subtly "fix" his attitude before deciding to indulge himself on such a young stud?

Plumeria, deciding to live out her bedroom dom fantasies?

>>30929367
Kek
>>30929392
No prob! you should draw more

>>30928998
treat it like any other general, there are plenty of ones that last with discords you just have to remember to keep the thread active.

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>>30929367
this is probably one of the best drawings of guzma out there. you got skill, mate

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>>30928998
The discord is a bit TOO autistic for me

>>30929556
I feel so out of place but thats okay

Why do fujoshits insist that Guzma got hit with golf clubs? Kidzma just smashed those things in rage over some dad drama, probably got his ass beat by his dad again, then ran away from home after.

>>30928936
Gorillaz and Radiohead.

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>>30929522
I'm not a drawfag, I'm just a savefag.

>>30928936
Massive Attack and other 90s trip hop

>>30929556
IT'S YA BOI ROLEPLAAAAAAY

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>>30929454
I'm drawing more right now, have this quick one.
>>30929624
I honestly wouldn't doubt that our boy listens to Gorillaz.

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>>30928936
>ywn jam to the offspring with ya boi and channel youthful angst together

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>>30929427
You.
You walk in his room after doing the sneaking around to get to him, finding him sound asleep in his bed. You have some fun:
You steal his shades, emblem, and jacket, sit in his throne and act like the baddest boss. He wakes up to you being a jack-ass, and chases your ass out the door. You are still wearing his shit and jump out the window like pic-related. Guzma realizes his mistake.
>>30929731
Thanks! More Guzma makes me happy person.

>>30929990
I love your style!

>>30929990
Damn it, meant the roof, not window.
>>30930030
Yo thanks!

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As long as it's either Sun or Chicken-chan

>>30930077
His hair is so fluffy
My heart needs a break.

>>30929990
>R.I.P Chicken-chan, a pancake upon Po Town's street via an ill-advised jump off the roof

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>>30929731
Sneak peak of next one I'm working on.
Try to guess the OG image.

>>30930077
imagining his mom helping him sew red strips over the skull logo

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Throh. featuring Sun.

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afternoon squat

>>30928831
I was certain this he was breastfeeding from the thumbnail.

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>>30930253

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>>30930115
And i'm done!

>>30930281
>avatarfagging
Yep this is definitely a general

>>30929990
>that blur
Noice

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>>30930095
She doesn't die in vein!

I require art of kid Guzma being violent

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>>30930424
god damnit fucking Nanu
10/10

>>30930193
Hot damn he has a nice body.
>>30930349
Nice! But can't pinpoint original.
>>30930413
Thanks depth in doodles, quality

>>30930449
He knows what the kiddies like.

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>>30930485
Thanks!
The original is this.

What does Guzma like in bed?

>>30930528
Lots of pillows. Like, a mountain of pillows.

>>30930523
Okay, now I see it! No prob.

>>30930528
When he gets head pets.

>>30930573
Bring Guzma a pillow if you want to gain his favor. Even better if it's shaped like a bug Pokemon.

Is the guzma raped by aether fic on a03? I can't find it

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>>30930660
http://pastebin.com/DNjvAfeZ

also pic related

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>>30930765
Thanks senpai

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I've had these fics sitting unfinished on my desktop forever, so now I have two very different ones. First is about young Guzma meeting wimpod, the second is Gladion getting his dick bullied by two grunts.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/8933962
http://archiveofourown.org/works/8936209

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>>30928936
his favourite album is blood bagel

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they'd probably do nothing but antagonize each other i want this

>>30931054
found a typo senpai
We can't enjoy it if you don’t want it to.

>>30931438
Aw shit I guess I missed that! Thanks

>>30931325
I never knew I wanted this until now

>>30930528
cuddles

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>>30931325
and like most things, these drawings went down a particular path

>>30931609
this is good

>>30931325
Must be quite a shock to Ilima that this punk can kick his ass in a Pokemon battle quite easily! Normal type is suffering.

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how is /guz/ doing tonight?

>>30930281
please stop avatarfagging holy shit

>>30931701
why is the male aether employee uniform so lewd, holy shit

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>>30931701
im doin just fine

>>30931933
This one gets me hot and bothered every time.

>tfw Guzma will never be your tired baby daddy

>>30931933
same
I'm all over that facial hair

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God, why's he so hot? I love when people draw him like pic related, just the jacket and no shirt underneath. Gets me steamed.

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>>30931609
yep, just taking it down this familiar path

>>30931983
You sure that was picture you wanted to post? Otherwise someone should indeed draw the aforementioned pic related.

>>30932020
It's a joke from the last thread.

>>30931983
>>30932028
its happened a couple of times now
i think its worn its welcome

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sun

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Just woke up. What in the world.

>>30928998
>complaining about things you don't use
These threads will die regardless of whether of there is discord or not, don't know if this was an poor attempt to attack the people who use it. You can easily ignore the link that is spoilered, but no, you had to start shit over it. Specifically bringing it up, when no one normally does, because it's there if people have interest on it and know where to find it without making a deal, makes me think you just baiting. Which you most likely are, because why start shit over nothing.

>>30929089
You don't need to delete it though, I just think the person complaining is baiting to get people fight over nothing. Having a discord is fine. No one here normally brings it up on purpose, so when someone does and especially on negative way, it's usually a false flagger, see >>30929367.

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he's a guy right?

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So I guess it's Illia and Guzma getting paired now. At least what I saw from Twitter. Last time it was Kiawe.

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>>30932128
>Guzma uses Liepard, Grimsley's signature Pokemon, in the Battle Tree

This really stimulates my synapses Anon, lemme tell you.

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>>30931933
goosema x chicken impregnation fic when

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>>30932143
I think this was the continuation of it.

>>30931609
>>30931325
Oh nice!

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pixelated idle

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>>30931983
>>30932020
From the other thread

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>Aethet Foundation's Guzma has challenged you!
I can dig it.

>>30931989
nsfw link to further continuation of Guzma/Ilima
because it always eventually leads to more lewds

http://i.imgur.com/8fDkLll.jpg

>>30932408
nice

>>30932408
You're a dark and lewd god Coarse. Thank you for these blessings.

>>30931325
>>30931609
>>30931989
>>30932408
Bless you anon.

>>30932408
hey coarse, will you ever draw x moon or x plumeria?

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>>30932408
last one for Guzma/Ilima for now

>>30932491
I drew a few in previous threads

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more dom guz please

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I came here to circlejerk over Guzma, not circlejerk over some fujo trash artist. Y'all need to either calm down the ass patting or rename the general

>>30932613
We are grateful for OC from everyone though

>>30931325
>>30931609
>>30931989
you are turning me into even more of a degenerate...

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>>30932613
rude desu. they have done requests, why dont you start with that instead of being a bitch boy

>>30932613
(You)
Or maybe you should stop coming to threads to shitpost. Take your shitty bait elsewhere.

>>30932613
He's done a lot more than the ones in this thread which are basically for everyone. Chill out there. I'm not into the fujo stuff myself, but I appreciate that there's people fulfilling requests, when they don't have to.

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>>30932613
while i agree to an extent, take it. fucking. easy
they arent hurting anyone

>>30932837
Can someone photoshop the Solrock onto the other lens?

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>>30932613
>>30928998
Your attempt to throw people at each others necks was futile. Leave.

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>>30932534
are they on your tumblr? i didnt get to see them

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>I came here to circlejerk over Guzma, not circlejerk over some artist that has done a metric fuckton of original content for these threads

No (you)s today faggot.

>>30929556
>>30929617
just a bunch of girls circlejerking around typing out their degenerate fantasies of guzma and nanu

they're catty and are super tight knit, I don't know where you're getting "autistic" from. It's a cringefest at most, not exactly of the autistic variety

so if anyone else feels like joining and you don't feel that you fit: don't fucking join

ITT: Betas derailing a thread to defend criticism against someone who isn't even here

>>30932984
sorry, was just making a comment not trying to say its bad or anything.

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lets get away from the catfights and post young guz
or as i like to call it yungoosma

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>tfw your shitpost gets pinned

feels good, cunt-o's

I really want to buy the white high tops the team wears. But they are no where in game :(

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>>30933046
No one is fightning but some outsider faggot is really trying hard to do so. I hope they get rocks and sticks for Christmas.

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>>30932984
I wouldn't say catty at all, at least not as far as women go. I haven't seen anyone throw anyone else under the bus for not shipping the same stuff. OTHER circlejerks, however...

At least the discord contains the blogposting and offtopic shit that would make a general turn into sewer. So be glad for that. Honestly I dunno why it's suddenly been a big deal.

>>30933081
meta af

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>>30933046

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>>30930660
>>30930765

Heyo, author here! I just recently got my AO3 and am waiting to get to a real computer to upload it.

In the meantime, there's actually an updated pastebin because I made some much-needed edits for flow kek

http://pastebin.com/ZqzC9ADq

>>30933118
This is adorable!

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>>30933113
>posting in the thread about posting in the discord about posting in the thread about posting in the discord about posting in the thread about posting about the discord about posting in the thread about the discord based on the thread

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>>30933081
There is no need shit up the thread with this. Keep it to yourself. Thanks.

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i hated bug type until these threads

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>>30933110

They don't like seeing a bunch of people actually getting along instead of sperging over whether one stupid ship is better than the other.

Honestly who gives a shit? The Discord is for OT shitposting and this one is for actual guzfagging, they're literally keeping this thread trash free and people are salty? Just keep posting Guzma pics if you're worried about these threads dying like damn.

wow they even admitted they're autistic

nevermind

so they are catty, tight-knight, thirsty as fuck, autistic, saw a few fatties so that's a no-no

mafuckin uh... I don't know what I missed

>>30933179
giving everyone a heads up aight? :^)

This fic is fairly new, but I am loving it
Guzma x Reader:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/8921314/chapters/20434495

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>>30933081
>The discord isn't shit
>Posting this
Choose one

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Has anyone seen any good Guzma or Team Skull cosplays? Then again, it has been a month since the game was released so there might not be a lot of cosplays yet.

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>>30933235
still not a fan tbqh but they're growing on me

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>>30933248
(You)
Leave.

>>30933267
I lost the picture, but I recently found one who did his hair especially perfectly.

you guys are too easy to bait

proving my point here

>>30933298
Aw, damn.

>>30933267
>tfw want to cosplay but am stupidly short

>>30933314
I posted it a few threads back. I will try finding it again.

>>30933311
Comfyanon why are still here?

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Yungoosma literally

so theres this girl in there

i heard she's had a kid

maybe two or three fuck idk

but i heard

i heard

she can shove a whole avocado in her puss per kid

that may be like, three avocados. think about it

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>>30933311
I wanna spitroast this thread with you

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>>30933267
Here it is

>>30933387
Thank you.
It's ok, but the glasses bother me.

my comfy thread..........

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>>30933387
>that punchable face
pic unrelated
>>30933440
just keep comfyposting, it'll be good

>>30933437
You're welcome.
They could probably make them a little more plasticy, but the wig is pretty great.

>>30933387

That's actually pretty damn good.

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Some salty babies in here didn't get hugged enough as kids. I'm sorry your mom was literally Lusamine. I love you rascals anyway.

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someday I will make OC again

>>30933450
It's literally someone shitposting to get replies. Whether it's thread related or not. Don't acknowledge them.

>>30933486
No worries, just post whatever ya got.

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>>30933267
I think this a pretty good Guzma cosplay.

>>30933450
man thats a cute panda....what pokemon do you guys think suits guzma the best?

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>>30933486
>tfw all the OC i have is lewd so it cant be posted here

>>30933539
imgur it.

>>30933532
Simisage or Bouffalant

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>>30933539

>>30933566
Dubs decide, imgur it.

>>30933532
Maybe Pancham since it's cute and has dark rings around its eyes.
>>30933527
Pretty good, too. Maybe the wig needs slight work.

>>30933527
>the watch and hand accessories are placed on wrong hands
Triggered, but otherwise it looks great.

>>30933594
its because the picture is taken in a mirror

>>30933594
It's a mirror pic, dude.

>>30933532
krokorok maybe?

>>30933608
>>30933609
Oh wow, I'm retarded.

>>30933733
will forever love those little bug feet

>>30933733
This drawing is too adorable!

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>>30933733
I love this artists comfy Guz's

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source "head" of Yungoosma

>>30933754
Oh he is so cute.

>>30933856
I thought Wimpod's legs were Guzma udders, for a second. But this is cute!

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>>30933566
http://imgur.com/a/sFdob

>>30933896
Oh my goodness, these faces. He is so freaking cute!

>>30933900
Thanks for Guzgoblin and your pic-related. Love your drawings!

>>30933900
>goblinzma

every time

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>>30933900
>5'11
>>30933917
He sure is.

>>30933900
>>30933933
>>30933940
If you want to know his origins:
https://youtu.be/cM1RaYHGQwM
I just screenshotted his face because he looked gross

>>30933527
would

I blame this on whoever is Zivvanon on AO3 for making me wonder how Plumeria and Guzma might have started fucking. So, I've had this recurring fantasy for a couple of days. I'm shit at writing, so I'm dumping it here in case anyone likes it and feels like writing it out properly.

Basically Plumeria is tired of watching our boy fuck Grunts, and he comes into his room one day and finds her sitting in his chair with one of the female Grunts he fucked between her legs, and she's looking him dead in the eyes. He gets angry and chases the Grunt off and they start to argue and it ends with them ravishing each other, him sitting in the chair with her straddling his lap. Lots of hot, angry, uninhibited kissing and sex. Bonus points for scratching, biting, or slapping. Extra bonus points if he finishes in her.

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>>30931933
>tfw no family with Guzma
Honestly why live?

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>>30934009
This reminded me to post this cute Guzmeria pic I found some time ago.

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>>30934034
Daaw.

>>30934034
>>30934067
Papa Guzma is adorable!

>>30934202
Handsome fella.

>>30934034
>>30934067
Stop this Anon. Neither my heart nor my genitals can take this torture.

>>30934247
I want Guzma to impregnate me with his sploogema juice

>>30934250
Someone write this fic too

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>>30934228
>>30934250
Why an earth would anyone want to procreate with him? Is this some kind of non-verbal instinct or something?

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>>30933118

>>30934272
Because he's hot?

>>30934009
This would make a good impreg fic

>>30933177
>being this vaguepost-y
i told y'all the discord was a mistake

>>30934272
Why would you question this? Just look at the man. And he raised a Wimpod to a Golisopod. He has proven to be a cute sexy daddy. I want his jizzma all up in my grill.

>>30933353
boy did you work a while on that one?

>>30933356
lusamine

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>>30934272
Because dads are hot.
Like that's it. I'm not gonna pretend I understand biological imperative, I just want to make this cute boy into a dad.

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>>30933486
>i can quit anytime i swear!
i feel you though m8

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>>30934285
>>30934288
No, no, no, there has to be a deeper meaning. Like certain qualifications you find attractive. Features that imply he has good genetics and can provide a healthy offspring and care for that offspring etc etc.

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>>30933631
classic

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>>30934301
I tried literally cropping Yungoose's head onto Guzma.
unless someone wants to draw a Yungoosma

>>30934315
He... Loves his pokemon a lot? Even though they're bugs?

>>30934315
Okay, then.
He is tall, which means he can hold his own and shield predators.
He has a strong jaw, which means he can easily fend off predators as well, and eat meat.
He has an intimidating look, which means his predators will not come near him.
He has white and black hair, which attracts mates.
He looks handsome because of all of these qualities. He's assertive so you know he will protect his nest.
He talks about smashing things, so you know he can hold his own in a fight between others like him and predators.

Need I say more?

>>30934315
he... has powerful legs from squatting all day?

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bueno

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>>30934276
does anyone have that pic of tall teen guz?
coarse did one like it but its not that one

>>30934359
Oh heck yes, the legs

>>30934315
>>30934355
i think its just the implication of such a strong bond you'd have to have

>>30934395
Oh yeah, that too.
I thought you were asking in a science perspective. But I relate to him as well, so I guess there's that.

>>30934315
This could be scientific BS but I can try to apply why he may seem a potential baby daddy material to some people.

>Symmetrical face
Suggests that he has good disease resistance and can provide genetical benefits to his child.
>Physical fitness
Do I need to elaborate? Good health and fitness during conception of the baby can impact greatly the health of the child. Less illness and diseases than say, compared obese people.
And this too >>30934355
Also having tattoos can imply of having good genes as well because not only it can hurt, it can also be risky with infections and diseases. Engaging in this practice can imply that you have genetic quality.

Really this could go on forever but I don't feel like writing a long ass blog post than this.

>>30934566
Exactly this. No wonder my ovaries churn when I see Guzma.

>>30934603
>ovaries churn
this expression is honest to christ disturbing

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>>30934345
>>30934355
>>30934359
>>30934566
That's more like it. So there are bunch clues in Guzma that imply he can be great father potential genetically but maybe not personality wise.

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>>30934692
He's also a snazzy dresser.

>>30934656
One of my favorite comedians had a whole segment about rattling ovaries, shit's pure gold

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i just noticed he's holding a trophy...

>>30934722
>snazzy
Learned something new today. >>30934692
One word: high levels of testosterone. Those who have it a lot are healthy and strong and thus desirable for women and sure as hell want to be passed for your spawn. I read about a study about men with masculine faces are good for short-term partners, but those who have feminine faces are great for long-term partners. Masculine faces being more aggressive and feminine faces being more empathic.

>>30934740
Also his hand bleeds and he is crying.

>>30934656
Well that's what it feels like. Or "butterflies".

someone just write impreg fic already. I don't even care who has knocking up any more, just do it

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>angry slurping

>>30934888
Someone got pregnant. The end.

>>30934911
Ty. I came.

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Is this what Heaven looks like?

>>30934936
Nah, in heaven there's one for every orifice.

>>30934936
He's cute

>>30934960
Well, shit.

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Nanu "laughing"

>>30935013
That looks funny.

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"If you want to use the Dark-type Z-Power, you've gotta do it like this."

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Gladion, post-Nanu z moving

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"There. Congratulations or whatever."

>>30935129
T-thanks.
who hurt this man jfc.

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>>30935493
is that blood or paint?

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Imagine the moment Team Skull finds out about Scrafty.

>>30934315
have you really never heard of a hot dad

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>>30935493
what would guma's execution look like? probably something bug related
maybe he'd be tightly wrapped up in a cocoon and melted inside like how caterpillars basically turn into juice in their cocoons

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>>30935586
Good question.
>>30935624
>YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I can see it.

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>>30928936
scoot the burbs

>>30935659
But he is not a dad. And I don't lust over dads in general.
>>30935667
I can see him accidentally killing himself when he gets one his breakdowns and doesn't watch his steps and trips from great height or doesn't notice the danger of incoming vecicle or Pokemon resulting getting run over. Or just beating himself to death.

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[Spoiler]Guzma doesn't like the 'Cone of Shame'[/Spoiler]

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Aether employee/skull grunt is pretty dang cute

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>>30935833

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>>30935667
>>30935795
oh! maybe, while hes in the "cocoon" he gets beat to a pulp
aand maybe his skeleton emerges with shedinja wings?
i wonder who he'd kill to get executed though

>>30935667
We dangan ronpa now?

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>>30935802
What's his disease or infection?
>>30935833
Yeah.
>>30935667
Lusamine impaling and letting him to bleed to death by one of her tentacles. Or getting stabbed multiple times by them.

>>30935911
i mean why not at this point

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>Guzma doing fire dance
Never ever. Though I bet he would look hot while doing so.

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chiken love

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>>30935911
sure thing buddy

>>30936200
GUZMA WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

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>>30936360

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plum

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>tfw you first look at it as an innocent picture of Guzma sleeping under mattress fortress while hugging a pillow
>notice where his right hand is placed
Oh.

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view

>>30936702
I still wonder what's in Guzma's search history

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Guzma rip off is back.
Ree.

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>>30936718
How to make

>>30936718
You know, the usual. Porn websites, downloading music, looking for the nearest shop for Tapu Cocoa etc etc.

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edgy kid, sun, guz, night view

>>30936823
It's like Lusamine left his guard dog in charge.

>>30933525
>Ya Girl Guzmania will never suck your soul out through your dick

>>30935143
Guzzlord ate his lover alive

hey /guz/, toss some ideas for a guzma lewd fic.

>>30936727
Idk dude he's kinda hot
only cuz he's a rip off and will never be as good looking as our Guz

>>30937271
Nanu hitting Guzma violently with his golf club?

>>30937312
that fuck up bro

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>A comfy series starting Guzma and co before things go to shit
Would you watch that? y/n?

>>30937470
not with that art

>>30937470
Is this a shoop of Ash?

>>30937470
WOAH is that him in the Anime? Or in a flashback in the anime? I thought he hadn't shown up in it yet

>>30937537
it's a trace from the anime made by a japanese artist in twitter, i think

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>>30937271
I had an idea before, but because I don't write them down, I forgot it already.

>>30937549
Ah, ok.

Is he in the manga, at least? I can't find the manga to check...

Does anyone have a reference pic of Nanu's house/police station

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>>30937642
he is. he punched one of his male grunts in the fucking face.

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>>30937642
Yes.
>>30937744
Nope.

I really want Guzma to fuck me

>>30937780
I thought so too at first, but it was just a flashback to a Pyukumuku punching the Grunt

>>30937896
shame

>>30937861
>That teeny tiny bottle next to his feet

What's this, alcohol for babies?

>>30937962
>many empty bottles on the floor
Surely they all can't be Tapu Cocoa.

>>30938059
I think ya boi has a drinking problem.

>>30938059
>Guzma fills up empty bottles with Tapu Cocoa
>Grunts are awestruck and terrified when he takes big swigs from the bottles

>>30937780
Nah ya boi didn't punch the grunt. It was the pyukumuku

>>30937271
Guzma finds a female grunt sniffing his underwear while Jilling off and punishes her by screwing her senseless

>>30938174
>Tapu Cocoa is always empty.
>They decide to investigate.
>Place simple trap of Tapu Cocoa powder bag under a cardboard box that closes immedietly after it's supporting stick is moved.
>Attach a little bell so that you can hear when it happens.
>Wait until night when everyone goes to sleep and it's silent.
>The grunts hear the bell and storm to kitchen.
>it was Guzma all along!

>>30937861
Thank god that Not-Guzma was just a faker

So, what're Ya'll up to?
I'm Breeding 4/5 IV Wimpods

>>30938432
>"Oh, you, Guzma!"
>Everyone laughs

>>30938413
>punishes

>>30938488
Guzma & The Grunts sitcom when?

>>30938498
She'll never be able to enjoy sex with another man again!

>>30935802
He looks hot like that

>>30938576
It's Never Sunny in Po Town