Pokemon Dreams

>i'm in a petting zoo but the entire place is on top of a river, in huts connected with bridges
>my grandma is there and she's wearing a bright red hat with massive feathers
>i go up ahead, see a pen full of really fluffy chickens
>sudden extreme desire to pet the chickens
>realize how absurd this entire situation is
>begin lucid dreaming
>"holy shit i can do literally what ever i want"
>"I'M GONNA GO TO JOHTO"
>i don't even like johto
>get some sort of loading screen but it looks like a youtube video
>it's buffering
>get so excited i wake up and get sleep paralysis

i've had a few pokemon related dreams, but most are incredibly strange and involve maxie for some reason

>>30921847
Strange dreams are the most fun ones, I find anyway. I've lucid dreamt a few times, but I find it more enjoyable when I'm not in control.
Maxie's pretty cool too, lucky.

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Last night I spent hours in a cute eevee pictures thread, and I ended up dreaming I was an Eevee, as a pet in a house that also had an espeon and umbreon.

I felt incredibly comfy curling up on the couch in the human's lap while being petted, but then construction work started outside my house and startled me awake.

It's been a while since waking up from a dream made me that miserable.

>>30921961
i guess they're pretty fun. gonna take this opportunity to tell one of the weirder ones
>go to sleep
>i'm in a very spacious caravan by a forest
>everything is sepia
>soft ambient music is playing
>go into what i assume is my bedroom
>turn around to face the bed, someone's in it
>it's maxie, making some sort of sensuous pose
>brief cut to children playing outside
>"maxie, why are you in my bed?" "there is no such thing as a free market, anon"
>what.jpg
>trees outside sway in the wind in slow motion
>maxie proceeds to explain economics to me
>goes quiet for a bit, back to the children playing
>everything still sepia
>back in the caravan, i turn around again
>maxie is now naked
>we fug, everything intermittently cutting back to the children playing/the forest
>wake up

>>30922653
That's hilarious, did he talk in the incredible dub voice?

I had a look through my dream diary and found one of the only other pokemon related ones
>exploring a strange landscape made of furniture
>think distortion world crossed with ikea
>eventually find cynthia lying on a bed
>she's looking through a telescope
>asks if i want to have a look
>oblige
>see a view of nate getting fugged by hugh
>cuddle with cynthia while watching through the telescope
>eventually enter a non-pokemon dream

I had one too
>wake up in a double bed
>look around I'm in a black room with a door
>Jessie is standing next to the door
>she tells me I can fuck her if I come through this door and she goes through it
>I go through it and there is a massive tightrope across a huge gap
>she's on the other side with another door that she goes through
>cross the right rope by hanging onto it and shuffling along
>go through door at other side
>she's lying in bed naked
Then I woke up

>having a not related pokemon dream
>then suddenly i was fucking rosa
>and then woke up

>>30923195
>>see a view of nate getting fugged by hugh
that's funnier than it should be
anyway, he did, but i had another dream where he had his japanese dub voice, which was absolutely terrifying

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i once dreamed that i was at the bottom of a short slope and an ampharos was standing at the top of it. i tried and tried to climb it, but something kept holding me back. i wanted to get to that ampharos and cuddle it so badly... but i never did.

>>30922017
that sounds great ;_;

>>30922653
i wish maxie was my econ professor bf

I have an affinity for beetles. Lately I keep dreaming about keeping beetles or beetle-like pokemon as a pet. But everytime someone squashes them or kills them in some other way. I wake up sad everytime.

A while ago I actually woke up while crying and calling my beetle-mon by it's name. My boyfriend gave me a Vikavolt named after it to soften the pain.

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OP here, I searched through past entries and all I could find was
>inna desert with my baltoy and trapinch
>use a jury-rigged emerald cart and DS to view their stats, levels, moves, etc.
>searching for scrap electronics from fallen satelites
>notice what looks like a ruin in the distance, haze makes it difficult to see
>start heading back to an oasis outpost when baltoy evolves into claydol
>sell some of the scrap to a merchant, he thanks me but says the wrong name
>bring up menu to save game, realise i never deleted my old save
>wake up and remember that save protection was only implemented in DPPt

Sorry I don't have more to contribute. I've had a few hundred dreams about Touhou but almost nothing involving Pokemon although Cynthia keeps showing up for some reason.
Anyway, Goodnight /vp/, I hope you have nice dreams!

>>30925310
>woke up while crying and calling my beetle-mon by it's name
A friend told me a heart-wrenching story about how his fish died, and I woke up crying.

>>30922017
Can i pet you anon?

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>>30921660
This one was last week iirc, it was the fucking weirdest
I can't remember much before this part, but eventually:
> Jump down from some tangled canopy
>Suddenly I'm on the Deserted Isle beach from Monster Hunter
>I'm some kind of animal, not sure what, but some instinct tells me I'm a Pikachu
>Start running down the beach toward a cave as fast as I fucking can
>Suddenly a Dialga comes out from the water, using Screech or Metal Sound or something, as I run past it
>Three shiny Palkia soar past, I cant remember what they did
>Then five Origin Giratina fly past, trying to attack me as well
>Suddenly a fuck-ton of Reuniclus start flying all over the place, all using Hyper Beams in a spy-movie-laser-trap style
>Get obliterated by one when I'm just barely at the cave's entrance
I woke up a little bit later after repeating the same sequence as a panther, minus the Palkia, Giratina and Reuniclus, made it to the cave, fought Bastion from Overwatch as my real self

It was a weird time

I dream plenty, on good nights around 2 to 4 times.

Once I was at some sort of event with my best buddy. It was late, already dark outside. While he went of to take pictures of something, I entered a large hall. Inside, there were couples (human, pokemon and mixed) dancing to some slow music. I spotted a sad looking Ampharos in the back. Next thing I knew, I was dancing with it.

In another one, I was amidst preparations to get married to my girlfriend, who was a Zoroark. She was quite depressed since her having claws we could not get any wedding ring for her. In the end I got her some sort of "wedding collar" and a matching one for myself, so she wouldn't think I was ashamed of her in public (as me wearing a ring would implicate I was married to a woman to most people).

Last week I dreamt an old friend of mine from another country was in town and we were playing SM together at a bus stop waiting for the bus. For some reason we thought it was hilarious that a child in the school was called 'Pay', and then a cut scene played where a Machamp did a walking handstand while hiding its legs in a brown paper bag. It was so funny we started showing other people on the bus.

This week, in the middle of a very long dream, it took a moment to pause at a table where Guzma and Miles Edgeworth were sat with coffee giving me a grave look like I'd gotten myself in deep shit.

I don't know why any of this.

I unironically had a dream about a thread on /vp/.
The topic was praising how the Tapus could go into their shells in battle, in fact it was described as functions like Stance Change.

itt autism in its purest form

>>30928515
>having dreams is autistic now
Wow you sure showed me champ, I bet you never dream right?