me irl

>>30912175
I'd fuck him.

>>30912175
Senior year of high school someone asked me if I was shadowing, not as a joke.

Being tiny and facial hair refusing to grow is extreme bait.

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me irl

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This is literally me

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me rn

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me everyday

op do u want to go on a date

>>30912848
I had the opposite happen to me.
People were mistaking me for a senior when I was a sophomore. I was shaving my mini-neckbeard weekly by 8th grade, and I was slightly taller than everyone else my age.

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>>30912175
Me irl desu senpai

>>30914052
I bet I could beat you up

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Me irl rn

>>30913998
MASTER CYRUS

>>30912848
qt

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>STILL liking Waldo

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Me on the left

>>30913330
Aww, congrats.

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literally me

>>30918123
youre a rowlet?

>>30912848
what does "shadowing" mean? english is not my first language

>>30918405
hanging out at a school thats not yours for a day

>>30918457

lmao people do that? why? got any weird stories about it?

>>30918595
they do it in the same way you take a car on a test drive before you buy it

>>30918460
Can't forget that Tauros butthole.

>>30918647

Oh so it's just an open day at a university then lol

this is me too everyone thinks I'm still in highschool. it's fine though because I have a cute child face n get lots of daddy cummies

>>30919221
hey bb

>tfw face hasn't changed since middle school
>tfw short
>tfw almost flat

Same. Sometimes I look at myself and say I haven't aged a day since freshman year.

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>tfw the opposite
>look like I'm fucking 40 when I'm only 21

>>30912175
I have like the opposite issue. I looked like I was 25 when I started high school and now I've finally grown into my face

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>>30919424

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me irl

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>this entire thread

>>30912175
This is hell

if you are fat you just look like a muchlax
if you lose weight you end up like wally

the only way to scape from this is growing a beard and working out to get that wolverine look

i don't have having a beard but it's better than being wally

>>30919424
qt

>>30919680
i want to be wally though

>>30919680
What the actual fuck?

>>30919424
LONDON

>>30919424
LONDON

>>30918405
You visit a highschool to essentially test it out

You are the stundent's "shadow"

>>30917890
Me on the right sharing snacks with anon :3

>>30918460
why are people using that small box? You have to get off of Tauros every time they have a new egg and get on it again. I'm running in circles on the left, above the grass.

>>30919424
me too fampai I work part time at a hospital and all the staff there think I'm halfway through high school

>>30913258
You got a nice booty there anon

>>30919424
Good. Why do girls worry about having tits?
Do girls actually get jealous when another girl (especially younger ones) accidentally flaunt their large chests?

>>30912175
Pics?

>>30919752
theone without panties?

>>30917890
Me taking selfies

>>30919788
Yes

>>30919424
post flat

>>30917890
Me on the right wearing glasses and being a smug bitch

>>30917890
Me cuddling the pillow and rubbing on my gay bestie

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>>30912175
Me irl.

>>30917890
Me taking the pic, wishing I was a qt3.14 loli :^(
This is suffering

>>30912175
I'm 20 and look 15.

>>30919905
Audrey is my fucking FAVORITE
>tfw will never have a qt treat you loke shit
>tfw never have her have a loving side she only shows you
>tfw you will never take her virginity
It hurts anon...

>>30913330
>that girl
Literally who

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>>30919680
>not wanting to be wally

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me irl

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>>30912175
Wrong pitch

>>30920659
*pic

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>>30912175
Me IRL

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me irl

>>30921158
irl rn???

>>30912180
You can legally do so now.

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>>30922063
GOOD

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me irl

>>30917890
Me under the bed, armed with Chloroform.

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>>30912175
No fucking way he's 30

>>30917890
Me with the sketchbook

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>>30912175

>grew a beard at 14
>stocky build that looked muscular even before I started doing any physical activity
>taller/same height as the people around me
>square face with brutish features
>giant dick

>somehow my psyche decided it'd be funny to make me wish I was a cute girl instead

I wish I could donate my body to those people complaining that, woe oh woe, they remained cute even after becoming adults.
All of this manliness is just going to end up wasted when I kill myself before I hit 25.

>>30922471
slut desu

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>>30923638
You should knock before coming into the dressing room anon. But I don't mind.

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>>30923580
>I wish I could donate my body

You could always sell it, anon

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>>30919680
>i don't have having a beard but it's better than being wally
false

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>>30912175
>>30912180
>>30917890
>>30918123
>>30919556
>>30919680
>>30919905
>>30919762
>>30920072
>>30921158
>>30922360
>>30922471
>>30923580
>>30924241

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>>30925094
you irl

>>30917890
Me on the window masturbating furiously to this lolis.

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This b me

>>30925189
more?

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>>30925094
What is this from?

>>30925406
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9530655/6/The-Superconductor

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>>30925478
>>30925094
Someone unironically wrote this
what the fug

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>>30925298
I have your nudes

>>30925478
>gardevoir
>her
Stopped reading there.

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I'm 27.

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>>30925094
Are you ok?

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>>30925478
>Brendan writes ONLY in purple ink

>>30925478
wtf

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>>30912175
Me irl