Oh shit!

>>30909622
Unaware Clefable :)

>Pyukumuku used Soak
>Pyukumuku used Toxic

who's memeing now tryhard shitter

>>30909651
>Pyukumuku
>Toxic
>Drapion
Are you serious?

>>30909622
Lvl 1 Top 50 Cent Rattata with Endeavor and Quick Attack equipped with a Focus Sash.

>>30909651
Snips has rest

Unaware Quagsire doesn't give a fuck.

My trips will defeat her.

>Soak
>Toxic
>+3 Evasion, will miss.

>>30909707
>SOAK
Nigga

>>30909707
>Soak
>Changes opponent's type to Water-type
Are you retarded?

>>30909707
Soak is a thing

>>30909707
>what is Soak

>>30909707
>Soak
>>30909750
>Unaware

>>30909707
put me in the screencap please

>>30909707
super soak dat hoe - DeAndre Cortez Way

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>>30909707

>>30909637
is weak to poison

>>30909800
Snips doesn't have a Poison attack tho

>>30909622
>Incineroar used Darkest Lariat!

>>30909779
>the many pokemon with soak + unaware

>>30909707
It's called soak, you retard

>>30909820
>Pyukumuku

>>30909622
>The one time your bro being Quagsire actually pays off

Weeeeew

>>30909622
>Stingulor used Guillotine!

>>30909622
red card mimikyu. Get fucked

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>>30909622
Virgil (Quagsire) @ Leftovers
Ability: Unaware
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Relaxed Nature
- Scald
- Earthquake
- Stockpile
- Recover

My very best bro.

>>30909752
>>30909753
>>30909758
>>30909762
>>30909779
>>30909789
>>30909790
>>30909798
>>30909828
252 Atk Choice Band Sawk Close Combat vs. +4 252 HP / 0+ Def Drapion: 81-96 (23.5 - 27.9%) -- 81% chance to 4HKO

wtf are you guys talking about, it does fucking nothing you retards

>>30909880

You tried.

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>>30909622
>Metagross used Psych Up!

I'll be fine

>>30909880
This bait is too much, i cannot find a bait.jpg of this level

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>>30909880

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>>30909880
baka, kys yourself desu senpai

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>>30909880

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>>30909622
>Garchomp
>tfw not even a competitive fag
I'm pretty sure with one EQ it would still do the trick though. Unless it has an air balloon then I guess I better prep my anus for being a scorpion's oven mitt.

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>>30909938
XDDD

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>>30909622
>Sash
>Counter

Alt
>Sash
>Destiny Bond

>>30909967
Garchomp hits like a wet paperbag against fully powered Snips.
252 Atk Life Orb Garchomp Earthquake vs. +6 252 HP / 252+ Def Drapion: 73-88 (21.2 - 25.5%) -- possible 5HKO after Black Sludge recovery

>Murkrow used haze

>>30909977
>3x Evasion

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>>30909938
>Eartbound

>Malamar
Anyone who frequents showderp able to tell me if this has ever happened?

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>>30910065
>Yokai Watch

>>30910032
Then what? Murkrow will still die, so no

>>30909967
Nah man. I think you're underestimating +6 defense boosts.

Snips' set is what, Rest, Accupressure, Sleep Talk and what, knock off? Cobalion could do pretty well. Taunt seems reasonable and if you want a specific Snips counter you could include Hone Claws as well.

>Blaziken used Hone Claws!

My bro is fine.

>>30910079
Yes, it's happened. There was also an instance of Boom Boom Heart Swapping its Final Form onto a Ferrothorn, then rolling Topsy Turvy immediately afterward.

>Topsy-Turvy

>Proceed to violate his team

>>30909622
>Machamp
I'm pretty much fucked but I'll go down with a smile. One Dynamic punch for the road.

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>>30910098
Coconut Fred

>>30910141
>It misses

1 job

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>>30910098
>Ed,Edd&Eddy

>>30910177
They changed that in SM.

>>30909716
undrerrated post

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>>30909622
>my bro is wooper
Probably yawn if not scald and hope for a burn, slack off damage and EQ.

Thanks unaware

>>30910111
>then what?
A boring stall battle, Snips only can do nve attack to Murkrow and it had a priority recover move but it can't do nothing too.

>>30910239
>16 PP

>>30910266
>foul play
>defensive evs spread

It would be something like Skarmory vs Skarmory, actually none of them can't win without PP stall.

>>30910239
>nve
>against a 4x attack
>42 base defense

Focus Sash Nihilego

Timid 252 special attack, 252 speed, 4 hp (because I'm bsing this as I go)

Clear Smog turn 1, high roll may be needed depending on EVs
Power Gem turn 2, crit needed, high roll may be needed depending on EVs

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>>30910607
>crit needed

>>30910498
>Murkrow used haze with priority
Is an indirectal move so it works regardless Snips is a dark type or there's the Lele's terrian
>42 defense
A defensive variant of Murkrow endures things like and Ice punch from Mega Mewtwo X and a Icicle crash from a LO Weavile.

Snips and Murkrow are two bulky memes and they only can use nve attacks each other, it would be an endless battle.

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>>30910688
>endless
You don't know what endless is.

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>focus sash spectral thief

>>30909622
murkrow got this.

>>30910688
What is perish song for 500 alex

taking one for the team

>>30910797
i miss funbro

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>>30910797
>heal pulse
holy KEK
This is some next-level stalling

>>30910891
I don't use it, but you are right Murkrow can beat Snips with it.

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>>30910797

>waiting until turn 2013 to forfeit

>>30910954
Me too, friend.

>>30910943
Shadow sneak? Are you implying Technician is great??
because you're right

>>30910811
>3x evasion
>marshadow's attack missed!

Is no guard fissure machamp legal?

>>30910965
Hello there! Hope you enjoy our board.

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I never watched Showderp and assumed "Citizen Snips" was a meme Scizor variant. The real one is much better.

>>30911125
It can hit. So it can stop Snips.

>>30911127
We don't know how Bank/Transfer will assign abilities to Gen I Pokemon yet, but probably.

>>30909877
>Virgil (Quagsire)

Damn, you've been on this board quite a while, haven't you? Never forget. ;_;7

>>30910111
Murkrow with haze/taunt/roost easily beats snips

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>>30909622
Bring it on.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/pokebankoubeta-59578204

>>30911668
Does Murkrow have a focus sash? Because he's slower and it's a guaranteed OHKO.

>>30910110
>what is Battle Armor

>>30911668
Assuming you mean Prankster Murkorw, then taunt is useless.

>>30911912
It's two in the morning and Im laughing hard enough to wake up the entire apartment complex/

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>>30909880

>>30912733
>Excadrill

>clefable used roar!

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>>30909707

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>>30909880
TOP KEK

>>30909622
What offensive moves does this thing actually have? Literally taunt the thing.

>>30913770
The meme set is Rest, Sleep Talk, Accupressure, and Knock Off.
So even if you taunt it, it'll probably kill your Pokemon in a few hits once it's assumed its final form.

>>30911010
That was the year it happened

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tch...you're pretty good...

but can you defeat...BOKU?!

>>30913879
>Not ORE-SAMA
Step it up, senpai

>>30913803
Oh. Then I like Boom Boom's odds

>>30909770
This, my mimikyu shits all over him

>>30911912
Is there a "best of showderp" archive or something around? Because i would watch shit like this 24/7

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>>30911613
Been here since the Bill sticky.

I'm glad someone got the name reference. Keep on smiling for him.

>>30913966
There's too much funny shit on a daily basis. Like when they bullied a 12 year old girl the other day

>>30913980
I hosted that iScribble room. It's too bad you only appear to have the thumbnail because I lost all the images I had from that long ago.

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>>30909622

CITIZEN SSNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPS!

>>30914027
Same, this was all I could find of it ;_; Good to see you're still around, though.

>>30909622
Imposter Ditto.

>>30909707
soak
sōk
verb
make or allow (something) to become thoroughly wet by immersing it in liquid.

Not going to stop him. Just turns it into 1000+ turns stallfest.

>>30909622
>my bro is gengar
focus sash, disable, taunt
or
taunt, cutsap disable
or
BOND WITH ME JIMMY

But OP, Drapion is my favorite Pokémon.

>>30915290
get your own Citizen Snips and battle it out

has anyone tried this

>>30909651
>Toxic
>3x Evasion
Good luck hitting with it

>>30915305
Yeah
If they setup decently it ends up by pp stall

>>30909622
>Focus Sash
>Roar

>>30915357
>What is Unaware

>>30909707
this is the same person that says new pokemon games are bad XD

What's the EV spread for snips again?

>>30915980
Either
252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Def
or
252 HP / 112 Def / 144 SpD
Consult dogars.org for all your Showderp needs.

>>30909622
>Psych Up Mimikyu

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>All these plebs who don't even know what snips does or why he is single handedly the most well crafted meme to ever grace Showdown

Is there a pokemon that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Citizen Snips? Let alone defeat him. And I’m not talking about Ye Olde Snips. I’m not talking about Citizen Trips either. Hell, I’m not even talking about +6 Evasion Snips with Rest and Sleep (with the Battle Armor ability and being incapable of being critted), equipped with his Black Sludge, perfect RNG, immunity to toxic and psychic, with *1.5 knock off against enemies with items so he can OHKO most mon from +6 and can perform acupressure to release his final form while also having 48 PP in combination with Rest making him able to outstall any mon he can't kill.
>>30909651
>>30909820
>>30909834
>>30909877
Loses PP stall war

>>30909713
Misses

>>30909770
Doesn't activate when you get OHKO'd

>>30909921
>>30909967
>>30910079
Dies to first Knock Off

>>30909977
Misses

>>30910607
You fool

>>30914090
Neither of you can EVEN TOUCH, let alone defeat each other, then ditto runs out of PP

Mega Mawile.
Or Landorus with Earthquake.
Since Drapion lacks any move to counter either.

>>30909622
>Magearna used Heart Swap!

>>30916199
>red card mimikyu
Gg faglord

>>30910169
>Paladins

Unaware Pyukumuku with Psych Up.

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>>30909880
You got me

>Quagsire used Earthquake!
>It's Super Effective!

Mega Banette with destiny bond.

>>30916766
And curse if he uses rest

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Final gambit max HP/Speed choice scarf accelgor

>>30911010
muh rank

>Go, Mimikyu!
>Snips used whatever
>Decoy
>Destiny Bond
>Cyka Blyat

>>30916795
nope

>>30916795
Still too slow.

>>30916818
>Destiny Bond
>Snips isn't fucking retarded and doesn't attack next turn

Now what faget?

there is no defeating snips, only revelling in its pure glory if you allow it to meme itself to +6 in everything

>everyone's talking about their bro's sheer power
>what is haze
Crobat is the answer

>>30916897
Still too slow.

>>30916919
focus sash

>>30909622
>Bold Toxapex 400+ Def
>Haze

done

>>30909622
beep

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Is Snips viable in VGC?

>>30909622
What is Psych Up?

>>30915412
>Pyukumuku with unaware surviving more than one turn

>>30917213
>doubles
>having 20 turns to set up

>>30917320
Psych Up would only work if the pokemon had focus sash, had faster base speed than snips, and could then OHKO snips.

>>30909622
Aggron used Earthquake!

>>30916754
0 Atk Quagsire Earthquake vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Drapion: 128-152 (37.2 - 44.1%) -- 99.8% chance to 3HKO after Black Sludge recovery

>>30916547
Doesn't activate if OHKO'd

>>30917377
+6 4 Atk Drapion Knock Off (97.5 BP) vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Aggron: 229-270 (81.4 - 96%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
252+ Atk Choice Band Aggron Earthquake vs. +6 252 HP / 252+ Def Drapion: 56-66 (16.2 - 19.1%) -- possible 8HKO after Black Sludge recovery
Nope.

Haze dragonite :^)

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>>30917503
>OHKO
>a mimikyu

>>30917503
Mimikyu isn't OHKO'd, its disguise gets broken, and Snips gets switched out.

>>30917751
>>30917762
Maybe if Snips is the last mon standing, but OP and that other guy didn't clarify.

>Haze
>Psych Up
A Pokémon with these moves can either remove or copy the stat changes, which ultimately equals the two pokemon, making Snips prone to being knocked out.

study counter or whirmil skarmory should seal the deal

>>30909622
Scrafty
Shed Skin
252hp 252def
Impish
Rest
Taunt
Torment
Dragon Tail
Knock off

Knock off is only a 7 hit ko even at +6 so spam dragon tail to remove snips. If snips is the last pokemon get him with a taunt then a torment and snips is struggling, which doesn't 3hko.

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>+6 0 Atk Drapion Knock Off (97.5 BP) vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Zygarde: 240-283 (57.1 - 67.3%) -- guaranteed 2HKO after Leftovers recovery
>+6 0 Atk Drapion Knock Off vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Complete Zygarde: 160-190 (25.1 - 29.8%) -- guaranteed 4HKO
Leave Snips to me.

>>30918586
>5 moves

>>30917328
>drapion actually doing damage without boosts

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>>30918627
>2016
>still playing with 4 moves

>>30918627
>not knowing a typo when you see one
Obviously it doesn't use or need knock off to meme on snips.

>>30910189
>Family Guy

>>30909622
B-BURASUTO BAAN? DORAGON KUROU?

>>30913999
Replay?

Full power accupressure rollout shuckle.

>>30909622
>Crobat used Haze
Yes, I do run Haze on my Crobat.

>>30909622
No Guard Focus Sash Machamp with Fissure

Scorpion Eater (Tapu Fini) @ Tapunium Z
Ability: Misty Surge
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpA
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Haze
- Nature's Madness
- Hydro Pump
- Taunt

>Mimikyu used swords dance!
>Mimikyu's disguise was busted!
>Mimikyu held up its red card against citizen snips!

>>30911912
That faggot Vinsader made me cringe

Good replay though, i kek`d

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I'll protect you anon! All you need to do is find my Mawilite!

>>30913243
>implying Snips has any teammates still alive

>>30920423
>implying Snips needs teammates

>>30917836
but nothing can survive a +4 knock off

>>30909651
snips has rest

>>30909713
it has +3 evasion

>>30909770
only works if you survive 1 turn

>>30909800
snips only has knock off

>>30909813
snips outspeeds and hits +4 knock off

>>30909836
>>30909877
>>30910229
quagsire can't kill snips, so it would end up being a pp stall war, which snips would win.

>>30909880
bait

>>30909921
it doesn't survive +4 knock off

>>30909967
earthquake doesnt do jack shit to +4 defense snibs

>>30909977
counter is only a 1/3 chance of hitting, and destiny bond got nerfed.

>>30910079
ohkoed by +4 knock off

>>30910135
+1 atk blaziken doesnt do shit to +4 def snips

>>30910141
only 1/3 chance of hitting

>>30910162
252+ atk choice band machamp dynamic punch does 22-26%. +6 0 atk drapion knock off does 71-83. You could try for confusion damage the turn after, but its not likely.

>>30910607
>>30910811
only 1/3 chance of hitting

>>30913770
it has knock off

actually you know what I cant do this anymore

I know what to do~
>Imposter Ditto
>Choice Scarf
>gg

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>>30921318

>>30909880
Put me in the screen cap again.

>>30909622
My Krabby with his sash and guillotine

When the opponent has 3x evasion, the accuracy becomes so small that it goes back around over 100%, like we saw with the minimizer. Your move, snips :^)

Mimikyu with Destiny bond and a red card.

>>30909622
>non-mega sableye

Pray for the best by hoping burn hits then stalling with Recover.

Literally endeavor sash quick attack Rattata? Like nigga...

Haze Ash-Greninja.
Quick claw.

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>>30909622
yep

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>Walrein's Quick Claw!
>Walrein used Sheer Cold

>>30909622
It took me years to realize its nickname was an obscure Futurama reference.

>>30909622

mimikyu used curse
mimikyu used protect
switch out to some bait
send out memento focus sash dugtrio
send out healing wish focus sash cesselia
send out mimikyu
mimikyu used protect
mimikyu used ability
used swords dance
used protect
used shadow sneak
protect
shadow sneak

done

eventually send out focus sash malmar with topsy turvy

ex de