Rate my wife

>>30900211
>0

>>30900211
CUTE

>>30900211
>4'2"
1½/10

Cavewoman/10

>>30900211
horse turd/10

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>>30900211
eyebrows/10

>>30900211
Fuck off Mudsdale

>>30900211
pedo/10

>>30900555
Hapu is an elderly woman

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>>30900611
Nigga she lived with her grandparents, get that horseshit outta here

2/10

I like her, but was there a reason she always had such an intense stare?

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>>30900211
Perfect and smug.

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>hating on hapu
Goddamn normalfags on my site

>>30900211
Why would you fuck a horse?

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How can people have taste this bad?

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Oompa Loompa Doopity Doo
You have a wife whose name is Hapu
Oompa Loompa Doopity Duss
At holidays you'll see lots of us

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>>30900611

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>>30901157
holy shit

>>30900211
Are you into ryona, cause she looks like a perfect target for it. I can already imagine it. too bad there is none right now, but that's ok, I can wait, patiently. It will be made, it always is.

>>30900699
it's her charmpoint

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>>30901157
I HATE YOU

>>30901157
DELET THIS

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What do you get when you sex with a horse?
Stretched out and filled to the cervix of course.
Who can compete with a massive horse cock?
Could her husband be a--horse--cuck?

I DON'T LIKE THE LOOK OF IT

I bet you enjoy tasting the horse cum on her lips.

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>>30901431
it was funny the first time, now you're just being cringy

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OOMPA LOOMPA DOOPITY-DAH
MARRYING MALLOW YOU WILL GO FAR
YOU WILL LIVE IN HAPPINESS TOO
UNLIKE SHIT TASTE HERE WHO MARRIED HAPU!

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>>30901557

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>>30901157
hue

>>30902038
10/10 Would hug

>>30902145
fugg
anything like this with Acerola?

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>>30900211
Wouldn't you just LOVE to snuggle up right next to her after a 12-hour work day?

>>30902038
Wow, that is actually a surprisingly huge improvement.

>>30902516
No, but we can get in the bath together and I'll wash her back like in my japanese hentai doujins

I want Hapu to be my daughter

>>30901157
i am tard pls explainn this

>>30902038
remove the tumblr nose and we'll talk

>>30904328
It's referencing a movie older than you

>not liking big fluffy eyebrows
plebs

>>30904358
The movie is older than most people here, dumbass

>>30902516
I'm going to take off her clothes

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>>30904344
What an improvement we made

>>30904447
holy shit cute as fuck

>>30904447
Disgusting. Now she looks like the rest of the generic pokesluts

>>30904447
Hi Shauna

>>30904447
Those puny eyebrows almost made me vomit.

Only Trump supporters hate Hapu to be honest

>>30904447
You ruined her

>>30904447
>Removed white pupils

SOILED IT