ITT: Fuck you, I hate it.

>>30878679
These stupid copy-pasted lakitus are so lazy I can't even wrap my head around it.

And what's even worse is that they were actually usable

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I HATE IT

If there's one Pokemon I truly dislike, it'd have to be Unown.

I think you can guess why.

>>30878728
Because you have shit taste.
Unown is great.

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Garbage design

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Irredeemable.

>>30878757
Tell me why a Pokemon that can only learn Hidden Power and nothing else is great.

i hate all pokemon, they look nothing like pokemon

>>30878711
agree. disgusting to look at.

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>>30878869
excuse me what

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Ugly design

>>30878903
GIVE ME YOUR HAT

>>30878961
TAKE IT BACK :(

>>30878925
>noses
>Jolteon
DELET

>>30878556
best unova starter over fat piggu (3rd fire fightign in row) and gay snake.
>>30878679
Agreed
>>30878711
cool design


My vote goes to crabdominable, crabrawler had such potential. just a waste.

>>30878961
Agreed. People who like this garbage design should just an hero themselves

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>>30878679
THEY'RE SO FUCKING HIDEOUS

>>30878925
only bad things are those shallow movepools
>>30878961
swolequito is the best UB design

>>30878961
Easily the worst of the UB. We've got a few chuckle worthy memes out of it, but that's about it.

>>30878961
it's not ugly but it's definitely overrated and its dick oversucked by /vp/

>>30878961
Kill yourself

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>>30878556
Listen OP, I never got the appeal of Dewott's design. Samurott looks like a strong, wise, and reliable pokemon to have. Dewott is just a teenage-looking Oshawott who wasn't an imposing design in the first place. You have questionable taste.

>>30878556
>GF designer: Hey we need a evo for the starter that was a bipedal swordsman in stages 1 and 2
>Yoshida: I already made a sketch.We will turn him into a quadrupedal.
>GF Dev 1:But this goes against the entire concept of its line!This fucker can't even use a sword!
>Yoshida:Shut up i'm the lead designer here!Now I'm gonna help Nakatsui on the evolution of that fire cat.

>>30878831

>Lickytung,now even fatter,goofier and more useless.kids will love it!

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>>30879211
Same here, anon. Samurott has a good design.

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>>30879304
>cant use a sword

>>30879389
If it stood upright and wielded a sword either constantly drawn, or sheathed at it's hip, it'd probably be my favorite water type, Instead it's a samurai crawling around on all fours, which looks dumb.

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>>30879389
Lets not forget it's portrayed to stand up and duel weld as well.

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the design isnt bad, i just hate how much /vp/ sucks its dick, it makes me wanna hate decidueye even more.

>>30879211
>>30879347
Samurott is a fucking disaster of a design, and is the embodiment of running out of ideas - Masuda has even stated that they had no idea what to do after Dewott. Here's what's wrong with it, and I'm not even going to talk about it being a quadruped swordsman:
It looks like a retarded horse, with a tiny head attached to a giraffe neck and a swollen, misshapen body. The legs look like fucking triangles, in fact it looks like it is made entirely of triangles. Also, that helmet looks like ass. Before you say it's a murex, I already know, but that doesn't stop it from looking like shit. Sorry, but you have garbage taste.

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>>30879513
Ok

>>30879513
>fluid arms
>magical sword to excuse its length for its scabbard-arms
>uses the hind legs because pulling them from the front limbs would look much more ridiculous than it already is

>>30879519
all these owlfags hating on primarina because of 87.5% male
litten bros, you the real niggas

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>>30879549
>Using the long distance swords to defend itself
What are you trying to prove here? It's not even using the swords offensively.

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>>30878679
DELET THIS

>>30878556
Fuck you, I hate it more.

>>30878728
this holy shit I hate these fuckers so much
you don't even get anything for catching every single form, they're useless since they can only learn one move and they're pure hell in PMD

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>>30879910
I still like Greninja but I hate that it's nearly on pair with Charizard popularity wise now. I usually hate popular things, but Greninja's design is pretty clever and appealing unlike Charizard's.

>>30879549
>camera zooms out
>it just looks like a seal with downs syndrome flailing around

>>30879802
Yeah, it's just flailing about like a retard, like it does regularly.

I kind of hate Bewear and Stufful.

They have warmed up to me a little bit but I can't ignore the fact that Bewear looks like an overgrown jellybean with a basic as fuck design that I could make in paint.

And Stufful, the proportions are fucked and that tag on its ass...I mean jeez we get it, it based on a soft toy but that's really driving the fucking concept too hard. We fucking get it. It's like having "TURTLE" tattooed on Squirtles shell.

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>>30880109
You guys love to underestimate it's anatomy. It's legs are not as helpless as you think it is with durable legs like that.

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Most disappointing thing I've ever used, nothing has ever come close to its level of disappointments.

>>30879802
I bothers me how the sword suddenly grows when it's withdrawn from the scabbard,

>>30879598
Why is Klefki's dick so huge in relation to it's body size

>>30878679
REMOVE

>>30879856
this except minus two generations

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Anons, the whole point of this thread is "fuck you I hate it." Not "show me why this design is good," or "get mad because I don't like a pokemon that you do." We're not here to have our minds changed. We're here to hate shit like pic related. If zard y takes everything that was good about charizard and makes it better, zard x does the exact opposite: it takes ever shred of overratedness and edginess surrounding charizard and makes a deviantart tier garbage mega out of it. Pretty big shame, because it seems pretty fun to use (SD tailwind, defensive, BD flame charge for memes), but I just can't get past the design.

>>30880304
He needs to learn Flare Blitz like a reverse Arcanine.

>>30879910
It would be so much better if its tongue was inside its mouth.
>>30879802
The stupid size changing sword is giving me a headache.This pokemon's design is literally so stupid it hurts.

>>30880226
Jesus Christ its legs look fucking broken.

>>30878728
I still wonder how gamefreak thought of those assholes.

>sir, I had an idea for a gimmick, please take a look at these 26 shitmons I made.
>Johnson-san, that's great, you've earned yourself a promotion.
>does that mean you'll stop paying me in used buttplugs now?
>most certainly not, Johnson-san.

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Ugly piece of furbait shit

>>30878711
>>30878886
that's because you have shit taste

>>30878802
clearly waifu bait with shitty proportions but I like the color scheme

>>30880503
I just make a shit headcannon in which the bubbles changed upon evolution into a soft solid to protect its neck. Shit I know but it's better than a ten foot tongue wrapped around its own neck

>>30880304
Gamefreak hates this pokemon.
>Makes physical electric pokemon,but keeps the only good move for it locked on a stupid rabbit that won't use it anyway.
>Gives it the best dark moves,but denies it stab

>>30880008
How many people voted on this? I can't believe Charizard, Mewtwo, Eevee, and Pikachu are that low. I guess the japs have less bias towards gen 1.

>>30880637
>furbait

Ebin.

>>30880903
Nah it's just cause it's new.

People think that the best songs of the year come in Nov/Dec but only cause they just came out and it's fresh.

Fuck what those cunts think. Greninja is cool but it's not that cool

I'd post a picture of Garchomp but it's such an ugly piece of shit I don't want it tainting my computer

>>30878711
If the shoulder arms were used more like arms (ala Machamp) instead of them just floating there, I'd like it a bit more.

But it'll still be shit

>>30879523
This. How anyone can defend this trash design is beyond me.

>>30879519
The final evolutions of all the Alola starters are bullshit garbage. And Popplio was trash to begin with so that's saying something.

It's a shame, Litten and Rowlet are adorable and could have been great

>>30878556
I honestly don't get at all how people can hate Samurott the most, out of all Pokemon ever made. He's strong and cute. I wish he was bipedal too, but seriously, why do you all hate him so much?

>>30878679
These are really lazy. Genies are pretty cool though. What are those curved bars around them supposed to be? Are they tails?

>>30878903
It's a Jojo reference I think.

>>30878925
Seconding so much.

>>30878711
i dont get it... hate this shit like Dugtrio get a pass, Barbaracle is like a middle finger to Dugtrio saying "this is how its done right"

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>>30878961
>>30878961
>>30879519
>>30879910
>>30880637
DELET THIS!

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>>30881178
>>30879523
Because it really isn't that bad? I can understand your frustration that Dewott didn't become anthropomorphic water warrior, but can you at least acknowledge that it at least looks like strong and noble creature as expected from a samurai-influenced design?

Braixen any Lopunny

>>30878679
These guys and the Sinnoh psychic things are my least favorite trios. And at least the Sinnoh ones had fairly different heads

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unova was a mistake

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I'll give them one credit, and that they least have a better fanbase than the other starter niggers.

That said, this design wastes potential really bad.

>>30886714
It's a shit design. I'm sure you're at least a decent person for having a spine to defend, but facts are facts.

>>30886944
>Doesn't think crustle is the based bug

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Sonichu lookin ass

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>>30887177
at least the memes are dank
but it's still pretty gay

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>>30887148
>but facts are facts

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Game Freak was shameless in making it waifu bait.

>>30880903
It would also decide which pokemon that would be the movie 19 event, hence arceus, mew, genesect and meloetta.

>>30881621
All of them are great why don't you fuck off

>>30880903
The winner was handed out as an event distribution, that's why there's so many legendaries at the top.

It could have also been part of the reason why Greninja won over charizard but the frog is undeniably popular.

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>>30878556
It might be shit even in fucking NU because its speed is garbage and its movepool leaves much to be desired, but I don't think it looks bad

Now THIS is a fucking retarded design

>>30878961
I love it fuck you ;-;

>>30878711
How can you hate Robot Master Barnacle?

>>30886944
>Scolipede
>Haxorus
>Crustle line
>Jellicent
>fucking based Krookodile
>bad
nigger what?
I agree on the legendaries though, except maybe Meloetta and Genesect.

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defend this shit

>>30881621

Meme opinion.

>>30879519
I bet you spam NUMALE threads.

>>30887821
It wiggles

>>30887821
It's a tree from a weird ass dimension.

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>>30886944

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>>30878556
>>30878679
>>30878679
>>30878711
>>30878831
>>30879910
>>30887467
>>30887674
agreed.

I despise this thing.

>>30878556
You're right in hating it.
Its absolute trash in every respect.

>>30887911
how is there not a dhelmise and wishiwashi version of this?

>>30887821
Have it use Thunderbolt and look at the animation.

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>>30881067
The only annoying thing about Garchomp is that drawing it is really obnoxious trying to figure out what it's head is supposed to look like.

>>30887821
It looks like kakashi

The Volbeat/Illumise line is one of the most disgusting pokemon lines I have ever seen.

>>30878961
t. lanklet

>>30886944
>Mienshao
>Scolipede
>Hydreigon
>Krookodile
>Galvantula
>bad
>thinks the fucking Pikalone is better than these, let alone good

You posting your shit taste was the real mistake.

>>30887931
>Discount Chansey
Why the fuck did that thing get a mega evolution?

>>30888077

>gen1 tier fox thing
>round bug
>retarded rotten banana dragon at level 64
>cartoon alligator looking like it's straight out of yugioh
>"Let's make a cartoon spider and paint it yellow = electric tarantula"

Try again

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>>30888127
>all these retarded reasons

(You)

>>30878711

Why does the head grow a thumb?

>>30880637
>furbait
It doesn't even have anywhere near human proportions.

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>>30887090
>not liking Bowser 2.0: Badger Edition
But he's so lovable.

>>30887467
I'd actually like it's design if not for the white things on it's waist. They look too much like some weird teeth surronded by flesh and make me think they could fall out any moment and leave gaping holes.
I just can't.

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>>30878556
>Water type that is a samurai
>Uses swords
>Not water/fighting type
GF logic

>>30879549
>>30879513
>>30879347
>>30879211
>>30878556

What would benefit Samurott more, a new ability that granted it immunity to all slashing/cutting moves, or a new ability that boosted it's own cutting moves, and it also learned more of the cutting moves?

>>30887467

Fuck you anon, now I'm seeing it, and I already disliked the design..

>>30887090
>>30888659
Not that anon, but, to me, he looks like a bearded hobo in a onesie with a trashcan lid on his back. Not a fan.

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>>30889074
The later as it will give Razor Shell a reason to be used over Waterfall. Air Slash, X-Scissor, Night Slash would also benefit from this buff.

Shell Smash alone would make Samurott above average though.

>>30878961
Don't insult my husband, cunt

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>>30881067

>>30887821
It's my nigga Rick Sanchez

>>30889379

Yeah but that defeats his tanky-ness and just pushes him into the same gimmick as all the other shellmons.

I think his design is cool, he was the first water starter I picked, but man they dropped the ball hard on his moveset, and even harder on his HA. He can't even learn EQ, wtf. And shell armor? Somebody at GF hated this guy.

>>30889529
It just needs better speed 2bh. 70 base speed is shit even for NU

>>30887169
>>30887779
I can see why people would like these designs but they're still not my thing

>>30888077
>>thinks the fucking Pikalone is better than these, let alone good
it's not even that good but it deserved a pass because it was still better than half of that god awful abortion of a dex

>le edgy deviantart dragon
your mom's decision to refuse an abortion was the real mistake here buddy

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>Copy-paste of Charizard stats
>Bland design and Looks like shit in 3D
>Worst fucking movepool is all the Pokemon franchise existence.
>Boxed it around lvl 40-50 back when i was playing Gold because of how bad it was.

>>30880304
He needs a Mega so fucking bad.

>>30880712

All the Ultra Beasts have creepy ass proportions, that's their whole deal.

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>>30878802
half of me wants to like it because it looks retro as fuck
but the other half of me wants to burn it because it's shit from an ass

>>30892020

I never liked Typhlosion. It looks like some kind of malformed burnt Twinkie fused with generic mammalian features.

>>30878961
finally something I agree with

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>>30887090
>>30889169
I respect your opinion, though

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>>30891947
>your mom's decision to refuse an abortion was the real mistake here buddy
>getting all edgy because someone called out your god awful taste
>unironically trying to use buzzwords deviantart and edgy as arguments

>>30878679
Tornadus version of Aladin Genie mimicing Rodney Dangerfield.

"I can't believe it, I'm losing to a Lucario."

>>30891947
>it's not even that good but it deserved a pass because it was still better than half of that god awful abortion of a dex
>generic electric rodent made every generation that uses the series mascot as a base is better

This is true bait.

>>30880424
I exclusively use CharY for similar reasons

>>30878925
Couldn't agree more. It's like every gen they have a free dex slot to put a shit, boring design in, in the form of an eveelution

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>>30893054
>he still uses the constanza meme in $(date +"%Y")
my work is done here
>>30893083
>b-but those turds were new™
quit samefagging you meme loving fuck

>>30878556

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>>30893187
>t-that's n-not a-an a-argument!

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>Have no friends
>Never been able to get one

S-stupid fucking shitmon....

>>30881621
Sorry, but the Alola starters are probably the most mediocre designs we've gotten in a while, not amazing, but acceptable as long as you don't have a mental disability like being obsessed over tranies. You want shit ? 2 and 5 are right behind the corner.

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>>30893225
>"S-Samefag!"
>actually gave a reason for why Emolga is bad unlike you who can't even give reasons for why half the dex is "worse" than Pikaclone #823

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>>30893273
>he tries to use my own dank against me
>he gets triggered at the reality that his precious rotting carcass of a """dragon""" can't even stylistically defeat a chimeric pikabortion on merit of novelty alone

>>30886714
It really, really doesn't. In fact it just looks plain silly when it attacks and when it moves. The idea of a quadruped that attacks by swinging a weapon is fucking stupid no matter how you slice it.

In addition, it's a really jarring change from Dewott that left me scratching my head when I saw it. No, the samurai theme doesn't make it better and the "it's a samurai riding a horse!" thing sounds even stupider.

Honestly this thing would've been a lot better if it solely used its horn to attack and had the rest of its body modified to be a bit more sturdy. I get that it's likely designed to be a fast swimmer but that clashes really badly with swinging a weapon around (and not badly with the horn).

It's a weird, poorly designed mon and it's been admitted that it's the result of a mental block when coming up with an evolution for Dewott.

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>They just put a dog and called it a Pokemon

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>>30878961
>>30878556
>>30887090
>>30887467

>>30892020
I fucking hate this things design. They took the small pikachu body shape and tried applying it to this manlet sized fakemon tier Lump with a bland color scheme.

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>>30894791
>That's never been done by pokemon before

>>30895565
>Normal Type
He has an excuse for looking like a dog. All normal type Pokemon are literally my mom's _____.

>Not a dog
Self-explanatory.

>>30894791
Rockruff is adorable though

>>30894791
No dog is literally this

>>30895631
>Jigglypuff
>Lickitung
>Chansey
>Kangaskhan
>Ditto
>Porygon
>Dunsparce

The list goes on

>>30887821
It's wires. WIRES, anon.

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Its legitmatly a bad waifu.
You can't even kiss it or cuddle it properly due to that stupid red thing. And's its dress would drag everywhere and make all lewd things a pain.

>>30880424
underated post
mega charzard X is the epitome of SPIKES ON EVERYTHING design that i thought you all hate, but everyone ended up sucking zard dick anyway.

jesus christ the color change is nothing like original charizard, not the mention the kids craft table scissor cut wings and ayyy shoulder spikes.

I find it hard to believe that anyone could prefer mega zard x to y

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Fuck you, OP

>ITT: Post that one pokemon that always get shit on either because it's either this or that, but somehow you find it in your heart to always support despite it all and you consider it your bro and/or sis or a true team partner

I don't have that many of them, but Crabominable? Crabominable's quite something. Feel free to hate it, but I've got his back.