>this is a Pokemon in 2016

>>30878219
>not wanting a windmill pokemon

>>30878219
Add a goofy face to it and you'll be fine with it. Worked for Ditto.

>>30878219
You forgot the steel frame and the fucking eye

>>30878274
Anon, that isn't Dhelmise.

Dhelmise is the seaweed. Just like how Parasect is the mushroom

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>>30878219
>Your dhelmise has been acting strangely recently. You talk with her one evening, to figure out what is wrong.
>You accidentally brush against her slightly, and she slides away from you.
>You ask her what is wrong.
>Her wheel begins to spin slowly. After a minute, it picks up speed as she abruptly stammers out:
>"Anon...I...love you."
>Her wheel slumps forward, as if in shame at what she just said.
>"But...I'm just an anchor. You probably think I'm rusty, and salty, and-"
>"I don't mind at all. As a matter of fact, I really like pokemon like you"
>She looks up, in surprise.
>"Anon..."
>She spins her wheel around in glee, and eagerly pushes her "body" against you. Her anchor feels much warmer than usual, as if she is "blushing."
>"Please, be my captain..."
>A few strands of seaweed wrap around your waist and torso, and pull you tightly against her, the salty moisture from her body rubbing off on your chest.
>You begin to run your tongue up her shank.
>Her seaweed contracts slightly, and her anchor vibrates a bit.
>Continuing on, you reach up, and start stroking her wheel spokes
>She lets out a loud groan, shuddering with pleasure.
>"Those are..sensitive. Be..gentle."
>You continue licking her anchor, flicking the tips with your tongue occasionally, whilst rubbing her spokes
>You reach up to her handles, and twist your hands over them, as if polishing them. She takes fondly to this, shaking at the intensity, and begging for more.
>Orgasmic bliss soon overtakes her, and you are rendered immobile as she clenches around you, wanting to feel your fleshy warmth against her body as she climaxes.
>Her anchor thrashes around violently, and you barely manage to hold onto her. After what seems like an eternity, she starts to come down.
>Exhausted, she loosens around you, and falls back onto the bed.
>You lie down next to her, and pull yourself against her shank.
>"Anon...thanks for being my captain."
>You chuckle at the cheesy line, and fall asleep next to her.

>>30878306
Are....are you retarded
The steel frame is possesed and the green is algae that grew on it

>>30878306
>Dhelmise is the seaweed
No, Dhelmise is a ghost-spirit.

The seaweed is collected by the spirit, as is the ships wheel.

>>30878366
No, you are. Read the pokedex entry

>>30878219
>implying it would look like that if it wasn't wrapped around a FUCKING ANCHOR THAT YOU DIDN'T INCLUDE.

>>30878327
?

>>30878366
>Are....are you retarded
oh the ironing

>>30878327
thanks anon, i can get off to this

>>30878385
>The same source that says Magcargo is hotter than the sun
Fuck off Richard

>>30878306
Are you fucking retard?
Parasect is the fucking bug, the fungus is called Tochukaso.

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>>30878327
(You)

As a dhelmisefag it triggers me a bit knowing autism like this exists for it. Though to be fair this is probably ironic and autism like this exists for really all pokemon.

>>30878327
>her

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>>30878219
>This is a pokemon in 2016

>>30878617
Are you gay?

>>30878743
genderless pokemon

>>30878803
doesnt answer the question

>>30878803
Gender Unknown*
Genderless is bulbapedo fan terminology

>>30878850
Gender Unknown is Tumblr fan terminology

>>30878878
It was used in pokemon colosseum, where as genderless has never been used in any game ever.

>>30878306
>>30878219

>being this naive

>>30878918
thanks to fainting this lonely soul

>>30878219
>this is another vp's boring meme in 2016

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>>30878327
>mfw this made my dick hard

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>this is a digimon in current year

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>>30878485
So nothing the pokedex says is canon? I can just make shit up? Pikachu's true body is actually in its tail.

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>>30878327
Dhelmise doesn't have a gender.

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>>30879169
>It never sleeps.
>It sleeps

Just because the Pokedex isn't a reliable source of information doesn't mean you are either.

>>30879357
kek

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>>30878327
so..this...this is the power of austim..

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>>30878327
>this will never happen to you

>>30878327

Cease your current plan of action. Seek and acquire assistance as necessary.

>>30878327
>>You begin to run your tongue up her shank.
I lost

>>30878366
>>30878371
>>30878922
Nice Autism

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>>30878219
I actually really like the idea that the wheel and anchor is just a generic look. In fact, I think of pretty much any pokemon's in-game designs that way. A dhelmise could have any combination of metallic ship parts scrounged from the seabed, and I love the idea of running into one with something like a ship propeller or turbine.

>>30881717
Regional variants are basically this taken to the next level.

>>30881717
Like a Gurdurr with a missile instead of a girder, or a Komala with a beach ball

>>30878219
>its bottom part actually looks like a little skull ghost

cool

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>>30878327

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>>30878327
W E W L A D
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W
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>>30878327
>"Please, be my captain..."

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>>30878327
/thread

>>30879357
Wow, it's almost as if data gets updated overtime with new discoveries.

>>30878327
So Anon doesn't get any stimulation?

>>30886266
Seaweed job

>>30878922
>Being this Eevee

>>30878485
There is literally no reason not to believe in the dex entries in SM, since they're written by Rotom.

>He still hasn't learned that there's NO rules to what can or can't be a Pokemon

>>30878327
YES

>>30879357
>Jhoto has no volcano, they assume it never sleeps.
>Hoenn has a volcano, Hoenn scientists discover it only sleeps near magma

Anon its simple

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>>30883946
Don't you mean Komala with a different animal holding the log?

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