Would you stroke its head until it uses Hydro Pump?

>legitimately like palkia
>everyone makes dick jokes about it

It became so much cooler when I found out that it had wings.

File: Palkia.full.1471914.jpg (239KB, 700x870px) Image search: [Google]

239KB, 700x870px

>>30871258
This
A more slender Palkia like pic related would be even cooler

>>30871258
I like Palkia too, but sometimes it just needs to release some "Pressure". Get it? ;)

Would you stroke its head until ______u understand?_______

File: f29efc8600ca2bc587473132b1085a4c6c235dd7.png (452KB, 800x800px) Image search: [Google]

452KB, 800x800px

I'm surprised that Palkia manage to get a pass despite looking like a dick.

>>30873943
I'm surprised that Registeel manage to get a pass despite looking like a Nazi.