Pokemon Murder Mystery Thread #4: Peace to the fallen Gumshoos

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>>30868641
I think that Xerneas saying all the cryptic stuff had something to do with it, this was posted right as the old thread was killed...

Fucking kill me.

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I don't even feel remorse for all the victims anymore
Only rage

The mods are the killers

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I can feel the killer coming~~

>>30868664
Can confirm

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This backpack is just too cozy for murdering sprees.

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Has anyone been keeping count of all the deaths?

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Oh jeez I sure hope that killer get weeded out soon!

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You gone too far>>30868641

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>>30868641
You're back from the grave?

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Hello, fellow bug types!

>>30868719
you look... tasty

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GENTLEMEN, PLEASE. YOU'RE LETTING THOSE FLESHY "EMOTIONS" GET THE BETTER OF YOU.

I'VE BEEN SENT OVER FROM THE UNOVA BRANCH TO ASSIST IN THIS MASS MURDER SPREE. LET US PUT OUR DEFINITELY NOT MECHANICAL HEADS TOGETHER TO SOLVE THIS WITH EFFICIENCY AND AS FEW DEATHS AS POSSIBLE.

It was always that crafty Scrafty with his baggy pants. He's a real chimper!

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>>30868724
Umm... thanks, i guess...?

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Police regroup after slaying of detective Gumshoos

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>>30868687
I've been keeping a close eye on this case when Gumshoos took me under his tail. All I know is that its not looking pretty so far. Only new lead is that Christmas tree Stantler looking cocksucker

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Everythings gonna be a-ok

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stupid anons
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Does anyone know, if the nice Probopass from last thread has some more herbs?

Something tells me people are dead. I don't know why.

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>>30868748
If you're keeping a close eye, shouldn't you know some of the victims?

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We will find who did this

>>30868733
POOR ANON SLAIN IN ACCIDENTAL KILLING

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>>30868755
Dont be so quick to judgement my friend

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I believe the killer was Detective Gumshoos, and he faked his own death to cover his tracks.

>>30868755
stupid anon

>>30868641
It was bidoof.

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ha... my disguise

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>>30868777
I had hoped for more surprising conclusion.

>>30868777
wew lad

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>>30868733
Oh boy.

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>>30868777
Get that son of a lopunny!

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Don't worry, I'll take care of this fiend and bring him to justice

>>30868777
wait a minute. Could it be that you were... jealous of gumshoos? Maybe you killed him

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>>30868777
You seem pretty damn suspect, Dartrix

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>>30868777
WHAT THE FUCK DARTRIX WAS THE KILLER!

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>>30868748
SO FAR ON THE CURRENT LIST OF SUSPECTS INCLUDES A REPORTER THAT CAUSED SOME RUCKUS FROM HAVING A TANGENTIAL RELATIONSHIP WITH THE SPREE AT THE TIME, AN UMBREON WHO WAS OFFED BEFORE WE COULD GET INFO FROM HIM AND A STRANGE...DUCK...CREATURE. CLEARLY, WE ARE OUT OF LEADS.

>>30868777
EXCEPT FOR YOU! JUST COULDN'T HELP YOURSELF, THINKING NO ONE WOULD NOTICE YOU OFFING THAT MYSTERIOUS NO FACED ORGANISM. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF, OFFICER?

>>30868777
So Dartrix killed Gumshoos to take his position, and tried to lead everyone astray. But he ended up being hoisted by his on petard.

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>>30868777
you have some 'splanin to do

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I guess the thread in trash got abandoned and this is why

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>>30868777
Are you sure that you have been keeping track of this case?

>>30868777
warned you all

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I eat people

>>30868834
glad to see you here, and alive too.

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>>30868819
>>30868834
Strange cannibal rodent sighted at murder site!

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>>30868845
Let's solve this crap together.

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>>30868827
Ya'll are stupid

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>>30868849
as if anyone would trust you, we know you were working with umbreon

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>>30868834
Yeah, yeah
We alredy have a pretty convincing suspect, so don't attempt to be "intimidating", since we know that you aren't the killer

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>>30868827
'Sup bros?

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the catastrophe is near

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>>30868849
I eat ghosts

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>>30868727
You will have to excuse my partner. Empathy is not his strong suit.

Anyway, Mr. Dartrix, you will be coming with us back to HQ for questioning regarding the homicide of many hapless victims, including your superior.

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>>30868863
Pfft, like I'd deal with a dark type.

>>30868858
I'll try my best but I'm afraid >>30868868
might do me in

cbdsbvabjkvsnksakcm,s chere jpcmsdkvit's here

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>>30868860
>trips is the killer
>gets trips

>>30868860
Don't try to frame Guzma now, we know it was you.

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Do not believe in false prophets.

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I shall protect all the rightful citizens of this thread

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isnt the mystery solved already?

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>>30868872
Please, we know that ghosts go through you, so don't try to act like "i am the evil guy", ok?

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>>30868907
nonnonononononononononononono

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>>30868908
I feel like i've seen you around somewhere before, as if in a past life...

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The case is closed. The killer was already determined.

>>30868641
I would use Dartrix in my every team if this was his official shiny.

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I̶ HA̶V͝E SEEN IT AĻL.
YO̕U A̧LL ARE I̧DI̕OT͝S̶ IN͜ T̶HE̕ S̵HADOW͞S.
I̛ K̛N̵ǪW҉ T̛H̕Ȩ KI̶LL̴ÈR͡ WILL̡ BE͘ O̸NE WITH T҉HE͟ G͠OD O̶F PO̢L͠IT̡O͡AD O̧R͏ '͡KEK̛'͡. G̷UMS̴HO͞OS' L̶A̢S̨T͞ W͡OR̶DS W͡E̴R̢E "P͠RA̕ISE͘ KEK"́

>>30868860
You can stop playing dumb Dartrix. We know what happened. You started a killing spree and Gumshoos started investigating. So you killed him and posed as a detective to frame someone else.

You filthy bastard

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>>30868876
CLEARLY. THANKFULLY WITH THIS THE CASE SHOULD LEAVE LESS QUESTIONS. DARTIX PLAYED HIS HAND FAR TOO EASILY TO BE THE RING LEADER IN THIS OPERATION. FAR TOO SLOPPY, EVEN BY ORGANIC STANDARDS. HOWEVER, WITH OUR LEADS CURRENTLY AT 0%, ALL WE CAN DO IS WAIT FOR NEW CASES TO SPRING UP. REGRETTABLE THAT WE MUST WAIT FOR MORE TO DIE TO FIND THE TRUTH, BUT SUCH IS THE WAY THINGS GO.

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>>30868921
Yes.. I also have that feeling...
Like, something tells me that you are not the type of pokemon i would be friends with...
Quite an odd feeling, right?

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>>30868933
MS. PHEROMOSA!

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>>30868949
What are you gonna do? Kill me?

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>>30868957
So strange... I feel like I would watch my back if I were you... Well, good luck.

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I... may have killed lugia by sitting on them...

>>30868978
fatty

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>>30868974
Oh, ok then, i also wish you luck!

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>>30868933
AND THUS THE CASE IS OPEN ONCE AGAIN. CITIZENS, REMAIN CALM. WE ARE ON THE CASE.

>>30868968
DEATH WOULD BE A JUST REWARD FOR YOUR CRIMES, BUT THAT IS NOT OUR JUDGEMENT TO BE MADE. YOU SHALL BE MADE TO PAY FOR EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THE ORGANICS YOU HAVE MADE TO CEASE FUNCTION. BUT FIRST, IT WOULD BE WISE TO WRING WHAT INFORMATION WE CAN OUT OF THESE CASES BEFORE THAT.

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am I safe yet?????? my owners said I'm nottt but they all play BIKES and FRISBEEZ. the girl keeps putting me in a bag

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>>30868968
YOU WILL SOLVE CAPTCHA FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS, SUBSERVIENT TO ALL THOSE KNOWN AS "4CHAN PASS HOLDERS"

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>>30869012
get back in the bag pory

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>>30869023
Damn it, I wanted you to die, the bag smells like the fucking 80s.

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So has the killer been arrested yet? is it safe now?

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>>30869035
OH CRAP ITS MEEE, FUGGGG!!!!!!!
WHAT HAS BEEN HABBENINGZ???

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Step back, fools. Let me handle this case.

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>>30869022
S-Scyther!

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GO SQUAD!

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>>30868956
(inhales deeply, before returning to normal firm)

Okay, nobody panic. Despite the... directness of Agent G.'s statement, he is correct. Dartrix being the killer is too... convenient, and sloppy. We may have lost Ms. Pheromosa, and we will most definitely lose more pokémon in the process of finding the real killer, but there is still hope. Mr. Dartrix, since you are still a suspect, unfortunately, I am going to have to ask you to tread carefully from now on.

If all is said and done, G., could you please remove Ms. Pheromosa's... (ahem) body while I get up to speed on the situation with Mr. Dartrix and his, err, colorful friends?

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>>30869060
It's okay... You can make it, Lrrantis. Farewell...

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>>30869069
BUG BUD?! IF YOUR GOING DOWN, IM GOING DOWN ALSO

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Why do we even let
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and
>>30868748
even try to solve this? It's like a pack of rats scourging a circus pile for a piece of stale bread.

>>30869080
SNIVY DID 9/11

>>30869060
ONCE AGAIN THEY HAVE STRUCK. ALL CITIZENS ARE ADVISED TO ONLY LEAVE THEIR HOMES WHEN TRULY NECESSARY AND LEAVE THE PATROL TO THE AUTHORITIES.

>>30869054
IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU GOT HERE, CADET. YOU ARE APPROXIMATELY 5 HOURS, 26 MINUTES AND 36 SECONDS LATE. I HOPE YOU WEREN'T PICKING OUT A NEW ENSEMBLE AGAIN.

>>30869065
UNDERSTOOD. TAKE AS MUCH TIME AS YOU NEED TO INTAKE ALL OF THIS INFORMATION, BUT DO TRY TO BE AS FAST AS POSSIBLE, WE MAY NEVER KNOW WHEN THEY WILL STRIKE AGAIN. I WILL DROP OFF WHAT IS LEFT OF THE VICTIM AND SEE IF WE CANNOT IDENTIFY ANY SORT OF CLUES.

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>>30869080
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

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>>30869080
Stop acting all "willy milly" snivy, i heard that all the cocky people that were before us died.
I am legitmely worried of who is the murderer...

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I'm helping now.

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>>30869087
With the best will in the world, no one could say this you are a very deep, very informative, or very original contributor to this case.

Let me be with my analyses.

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>>30869093
I am sorry, official
Now, if you excuse me, i will return to my home...

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https://youtu.be/e9L25_bJuB8?list=LLtyf_r-YmTGmtw0V13HJC-Q

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>>30868748
I feel that a man who has reached your undoubted eminence should regard it as incumbent upon him, especially as a detective and in respect of forensics, concerning which there is still too much resolute ignorance on /vp/, to be most punctilious about both his language and his teaching, and prefer to remain silent rather than to give the impression that a popular tag about an important matter contains or conveys the whole truth about it.

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May we one day capture this fiend. Until then...
Dry Your Tears

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>>30869144
you're not a real villain

>>30869144
Finally

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>>30869144
F

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>>30869114
CADET, I APPRECIATE YOUR GUMPTION, TRULY, BUT THIS IS YOUR FIRST CASE OUT OF UNOVA AND IS CLEARLY OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT. THIS IS NOT A SIMPLE FINDING A LOST PET JOB. WE NEED TO FIND SOME SORT OF PATTERN IN THESE FATALITIES.

>>30869116
THAT IS THE MOST PREFERABLE COURSE OF ACTION. OFFICER AUDINO, WHEN YOU ARE DONE LOOKING OVER THE CASE FILES, WOULD YOU MIND ESCORTING MS. LURANTIS TO HER HOME? SHE IS CURRENTLY CONNECTED TO TWO REPORTED DEATHS AND IS A WITNESS. IT WOULD BE UNWISE TO ASSUME SHE COULD NOT BE A TAR-

>>30869144
GODDAMNIT, CADET.

>>30869144
DETECTIVE CADET DOWN! IT MUST THE THE OWL!

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>>30869103
ROBBIE WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!

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>>30869144
*sigh* and what did i told him...

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>>30869144
Sacre bleu!
Venge moi!

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>>30869165
LOOKING FOR A NET, WHICH I MUST FIND

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I WILL KILL YOU ALL AFTER THIS IS DONE DUE TO WASTING MY TIME.

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>>30869173

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>>30869123
Ya like jazz?

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>>30869144
CADET NO! HE WAS SO YOUNG!

>>30869116
Okay, it's time we get you home then! G., recover more information before things get worse!

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>>30869197

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Why is everybody so stressed? Miju~

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>>30869200
NO DONT TOUCH THAT

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>>30869200
Aw, so many casualties!

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>>30869168
WAIT A MOMENT...

>>30868777
>>30868933
>>30869022
>>30869144
THERE IS A COMMON LINK BETWEEN THE CASES...BOTH THOSE THAT ARE VICTIMS AND THOSE INVOLVED WITH HAVE BEEN EITHER BUG OR GRASS TYPE...

OFFICER AUDINO! PROTECT THAT BUG WITH YOUR LIFE! SHE MAY BE THE KEY TO THIS CASE. AS WELL AS A VERY REALISTIC TARGE-

>>30869200
WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?!? PERHAPS WE ARE ON TO A LEAD AFTER ALL...ARE THERE ANY AVAILABLE OFFICERS?

>>30869215
IF YOU WANNA BE A VILLAIN NUMBER ONE, YOU HAVE TO CHASE A SUPERHERO ON THE RUN

TRAIL BEHIND SUPERHEROES TO FIND THE MURDERER

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>>30869215
IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, ME ALLLLLLLL ALONG

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>>30869224
>when i forget to attach the image

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>>30869205

Save yourself, kid.

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>>30869215
The murderer HAS to be a bird...!
As for my protection, guess i will be preparing myself for my afterlife...

>>30869247
have you ever tried a disguise?

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Hey, did someone order pizza? I got an order of...

Oh shit, there are a lot of dead bodies in here.

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>>30869224
...WHO LET THIS BARD INTO THE OFFICE? I HAVE NO TIME FOR YOUR SONGS, THERE'S CRIME AFOOT. SOMEONE GET HIM OUT OF HERE.

>>30869247
AN EXCELLENT DEDUCTION, BUT AN INCOMPLETE ONE. THE MURDER IN QUESTION COULD ALSO BE A FIRE TYPE. IT COULD EVEN BE SOMETHING COMPLETELY UNRELATED THAT USES EITHER TYPE OF MOVE. EITHER WAY, DO NOT GIVE UP HOPE JUST YET.

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Sonichu here! Time to zap to the extreme!

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>>30869258
Well, tecnically, umm... no

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>>30869277
Looks like you aren't number one

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>>30869277
That's why you try disguises kiddos.

>>30869277
Well...
Guess...
I was right...
The end i-is...
close...
Ha...ha...
...

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>>30869277

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>>30869277
IT SEEMS HER HYPOTHESIS WAS CORRECT, AND THAT SHE WAS A TARGET. HOWEVER, WITH NO ONE TO PROTECT HER, WE WERE UNABLE TO SAVE HER IN TIME. WE'RE LOSING BOTH LEADS AND OFFICERS ONE BY ONE...

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What's all the commotion?

>>30869301
Don't you fucking dare die on on me Lurantis. If you die,I will kill you!

>>30869277
What a shame.

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>>30869287
OH FUCK THAT LURANTIS JUST DIED RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME

IS ANYBODY GONNA PAY FOR THIS PIZZA BEFORE ANYBODY ELSE GETS THE AXE?!

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>>30869322

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>>30869277
There was no way for us to protect you. It was only a matter of time.

Glad to see all of you back to the job.

>>30869322
i aM BriNgING yOu dOWn WitH mE.!.!

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>>30869334
whoah you guys might wanna get that thing checked out

>>30869322
OH GOD WHERE US THIS SHIT COMING FROM?!

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>>30869322
And they don't stop coming.

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>>30869334
Nice to see you here too, slant-pants.

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>>30869334
meep! the dead are talking!

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>>30869322
A COMPLETELY UNRELATED CRIME AS COLLATERAL...TOO OFTEN DO I SEE SOCIETIES DRIFT INTO MADNESS FROM ACTS SUCH AS THIS. I'LL FILE THIS ONE IN UNRELATED AND HOPE THAT IT DOES NOT COME BACK TO BITE M-WHY DO I FEEL A CHILL? I AM NOT PROGRAMMED FOR SUCH A FEELING...

>>30869323
WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE PAY THAT POOR DELIVERY DOG? HOW MUCH DO I OWE YOU?

>>30869332
CORPORAL GRENINJA, GOOD TO SEE YOU, HOW WAS PARIS THIS TIME OF YEAR? I HEARD GOOD THINGS ABOUT LUMIOSE. YOU ARRIVED JUST IN TIME AS WELL. WE'RE SCROUNGING FOR LEADS BUT WE'VE COME UP WITH SOME PROFILES TO SEARCH FOR.

>>30869352
CADET, STOP THAT. YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD.

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I'm gumshoos' son

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>>30869319
We must keep our matters hidden. The more we speak, the more cover we give to the enemy.
弱肉強食

>>30869388
Now you're a corpse!

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>>30869375
>>30869323
fine

do you take shillbucks? I'm jobless and straight from /pol/

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>>30869388
Well crap, he's dead.

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>>30869388
AAAAAHHHH AH AH AH AHHHHHHHH!!

>>30869375
AHHHHHHHH... UH UH IT'S UM... IT'S $16.90!!

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>>30869392
INDEED. CONTINUE WHATEVER IT WAS YOU WERE DOING, AND REPORT BACK TO ME IF ANYTHING COMES UP. IN SECRET, IF CAPABLE.

>>30869388
WHOEVER THE MURDER IS, HE SEEMS TO HAVE SOME GRUDGE AGAINST FORMER OFFICERS. I MAY BE A TARGET AS WELL BUT I WON'T GO DOWN THAT EASILY.

...I SAID, I WON'T GO DOWN THAT EASILY.

...DRAT, I WAS HOPING THAT WOULD WORK. OH WELL. IT WAS WORTH A SHOT.

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>>30869418
It did work! Name is Magolor, I am here to help!

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>>30869375
The citizens are far more welcoming than one would expect from the literature.

>>30869388
馬鹿は死ななきゃ治らない。

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>>30869402
WHATEVER JUST TAKE THE FUCKING PIZZA. I'M OUTTIE 5000

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>>30869441
THANKS FOR THE PIZZA

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*angry moth noises*

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>>30869455
RIP Gyaranon, obesity took him to a better place.

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>>30869455
GODDAMMIT NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENO-(slams snout into door) owwww...

...

...

Guys...

WHY IS THE DOOR LOCKED?!

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>>30869416
DEEP BREATHS, CHILD. I KNOW IT HAS BEEN A STRESSFUL DAY BUT PANICKING WON'T SOLVE ANYTHING. UNFORTUNATELY YOU'RE NOW A WITNESS SO I CAN'T JUST LET YOU LEAVE. JUST CALM YOURSELF UNTIL WE CAN RESOLVE THIS.

>>30869436
GOOD TO HAVE ANOTHER AGENT ON THE CASE. TELL ME WHAT YOUR SPECIALTIES ARE. WE NEED PEOPLE FROM ANY FIELD FOR THIS.

>>30869440
ONCE ALL THIS BLOWS OVER I MAY TAKE A VACATION THERE MYSELF THEN. AT THIS POINT I WOULD NEED IT.

>>30869455
HMM, AN ODD ONE OUT OF THESE CASES...NOT MATCHING ANY OF THE CRITERIA OF THE ONES BEFORE IT. COULD IT BE UNRELATED? OR ARE OUR SEARCH CLUES OFF...

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>>30869418
We must work to see is there are any associates, any conspirators involved in the constant shadows left by this perpetrator.

蓼食う虫も好き好き.

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>>30869468
dont look at me

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>>30869455
猿も木から落ちる。

>>30869475
I will definitely need a vacation for my daughter. She has not seen me since this whole ordeal has begun.

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>>30869475
Oh, the giant ancient ghost golem locked the door to prevent me from leaving...

Excuse me, I need to go in a corner and totally not cry for a bit...

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>>30869556
It's cozy enough in here. We got pizza!

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Alright, why all the fuzz around...!
What are guys doing, camping?

>>30869556
NOW NOW, DON'T FEEL FRIGHTENED. HAVE A SLICE OF PIZZA TO CALM YOUR NERVES. ALSO I DIDN'T LOCK THE DOOR, CADET KLEFKI HAS A BAD HABIT OF THAT.

>>30869534
I SEE. IN THAT CASE, CAN YOU WORK WITH COMPUTERS? BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO NEED A FEW LISTS TO START NARROWING THIS ONE DOWN.

>>30869480
AGREED. PERSONALLY, I HAVE MY OPTICAL SENSORS ON THAT HOUNDOUR, HE MATCHES A LOT OF THE PREVIOUS CASE FILES, BUT I'M NOT ONE TO POINT FINGERS OR PROFILE SO I PLAN ON SEEING WHERE THIS GOES. IN THE MEANTIME, TRY TO ACT CASUAL.

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>>30868825
Not that this character was special or anything but I was breeding scyther at the time and I got an extra usable one

Anyone want a commemorative scythanon?

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>>30869596
HEY I SAID DONT LOOK AT ME

>>30869596
I CAN HEAR YOU'RE SUSPICION FROM HERE

ALWAYS THE FUCKING DARK TYPES, MAN. NEVER THE OBVIOUSLY MALICIOUS BLUE BUNNY ORB ALIEN THAT RANDOMLY APPEARED FOR NO REASON NOOOOOO ALWAYS QUESTION THE DARK TYPES FIRST

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>>30869672
They're still nervous after that umbreon

dont worry I believe in you

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>>30869683
What umbreo....oh
What did just happen here?!
Why so many corpes?!

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>>30869705
Y-you! You shouldn't have come here! You're putting yourself at risk!

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>>30869711
Bush did 7/11 ayyy lmao

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>>30869711
What is happening?!
Why is this happening?!

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>>30869711
farewell klefki we barely knew ya

>>30869722
Let's try something else.

>>30869722
Yes, i think this a good moment to panic

>>30869738
Watch and learn, now here's the deal

He'll slip and slide on this banana peel! Ahahaha

>>30869746
...i am floating, you know

>>30869659
CADET, WE BOTH KNOW THIS IS AN ISSUE YOU'RE GOING THROUGH. IT'S OK TO ACKNOWLEDGE IT. THERAPY IS NO LAUGHING MATTER.

>>30869672
TRUTH BE TOLD, I WAS PROFILING YOU FOR BEING A FIRE TYPE, IF YOU WANT TO BRING THE DISCUSSION THERE. THAT, AND GYARADOS CEASING LIFE SIGNS RIGHT AS HE ATE THAT PIZZA. IT'S NOT THAT I FIND YOU PARTICULARLY GUILTY, IT'S JUST CURRENT FACTS POINTING THAT WAY.

>>30869705
LONG STORY, LOTS OF DEATH AND A CRAZY OW-

>>30869711
OH MY GOD STOP IT. GREAT, NOW WE CAN'T OPEN THE DOOR.

>>30869722
PERHAPS LEAVING AN OPEN DOOR NEAR KLEFKI WASN'T THE SMARTEST IDEA IN HINDSIGHT.

>>30869751
but are you the real villain?

>>30869764
Look, i just want awnsers, can somebody explain this to me?

It was all me

>>30869776
Excuse me?

>>30869753
ALRIGHT, CLEARLY, WE NEED SOME TIME TO DWELL ON THIS. I PERSONALLY AND GOING TO GET SOME BATTERY CHARGING TIME, AND I SUGGEST YOU ALL DO THE SAME.

>>30869776
NICE TRY, IMPOSTER. YOU COULDN'T"T EVEN GET MY HUMAN-ESQUE MANNERISMS DOWN.

>>30869645
Also I totally would have taken you up on that offer but for some retarded reason I don't have Scyther in my dex so I can't just GTS that and we'd need to do Friend Codes and it's 5:30 AM and it's just bleugh. Thanks for the offer though.

>>30869775
This town needs to be LAZY again, so many murderers around. I bet it was the blue athletic one.

>>30869787
you know you can manually type "scyther" in right? On the "what pokemon" at the bottom of the GTS? Offer is still up.

ps
WHAT ARE YOU DOING???

I am really confused right now...
What exactly is happening?
*deep breath*

>this entire thread

>>30869776
>>30869753
OH GOD there's two of them!

Truth be told, everybody in this room looks pretty suspicious... especially that mong in the pinstripes. What's his deal, singing about villainy? Is he just fucking with us?!

the killer was arceus all along, god is undeniable, repent thy sins before you too are judged in the fires of pokéhell

>>30869816
I as confused as you, little doggy

>>30869797
...And I'm a moron. Fine, I guess I'll take it. Put up a lvl 25 Komala, IGN is Lexa and message is "I want to fill my Pokedex." Thanks for sticking with me and my idiocy.

>>30869816
>>30869834
DO NOT WORRY, I BELIEVE HE IS HARMLESS. MOSTLY. I AM ACTUALLY UNSURE. ALSO THE FAKE IS SIMPLY TRYING TO UNDERMINE ME. WITH LITTLE SUCCESS.

>>30869842
Komala might get sniped by a Jap, I don't see it up there. Maybe you could try something a little more or less bizarre ?

>>30869842
Sir, my investigation indicates that the imposter is actually a Golem on stilts, painted blue. As to his motivations however, I can only speculate

If a Trevenant dies and no-one is around to hear it, is it really dead?
Answer: yes, it's a ghost-type it was already dead

>>30869816
HERE'S A LITTLE LESSON IN TRICKERY, THIS IS GOING DOWN IN HISTORY

>>30869852
Motherfucker, got a Jap Scyther. I'm not sure how that happened. I'm not even sure why that happened. Put up a Morelull instead, lvl 21, with the same requirements. Bumped the level down to 1 to 10 so hopefully that should prevent it getting sniped.

>>30869877
Like you, well sir

>>30869859
EXCELLENT DEDUCTIVE WORK. HE COULD BE A CONSPIRATOR OF THE KILLER, TRYING TO KEEP PEOPLE ON EDGE BY PLACING BLAME ONTO THOSE WHO WOULD STOP THEM. KEEP YOUR EYES ON HIM BUT DO NOT ACT UNLESS HE ACTS FIRST.

>>30869903
Certainly sir, he won't make another move without my expert supervision!

>>30869884
Enjoy your dead detective scyther, Lexa!

>>30869253
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

What are we going to do when we catch the killer? Exeggcute him?

>>30869924
Thanks for the trouble you went through cause of that.. At this point I was staying up just for that. Try not to burn down the thread while I'm gone.

>>30869918
YOU'RE IN CHARGE UNTIL MORNING. MY POWER CELLS ARE RUNNING LOW SO DO BE CAUTIOUS.

>>30869930
IS THIS

>>30869955
dub x2
deader than dead

>>30869942
No worries, we are number 1
>>30869955
This is you dead

Fug :DD

>>30870000
poor fug never stood a chance

>>30870000
Fug is the real villain, we caught him! /thread

wondered when you'd figure it out...