how do you evolve torkoal into turtonator?

>>30864264
You don't

take a shit on your ds while holding a stone from your garden

>>30864264
the same way you evolve dunsparce into drampa, duh
it's so obvious

hold your ds facing the other way

It doesn't...

>>30864264
>torkoal
>evolve

choose one.

>>30864264
You have to bred Torkoal with Turtonator, the egg will hatch to Torkoal and use a Fire Stone on it. I fucking hate that Gamefreak doing a complicate trade on a fucking existed Pokemon, fuck Masuda

Fill the speaker holes on your DS with glue, then put a small slice of ham over your bottom screen and close your DS for 3-4 hours. When you open your DS the ham should resemble a tortoise shell. Blow into the opening on the shell and Tortuga the Tortoise Tamer will appear before you. Follow him into the orange doorway he came from. Do not take your eyes off Tortuga's back or Torkoal will not evolve. Watch the story that you see playing out on his back with your eyes. When it is finished, run in the other direction until you find a tree. Hit your head against the tree as hard as you can, and you will fall asleep. A cloaked figure will appear to you in a dream. You must tell him the story that you saw on the Tortuga's shell in great detail. Use lots of descriptive words. When you wake up you will be permanently blind but Torkoal will have evolved.

>>30864264
Navigate to the erase save function then hand the console to any child under the age of 8 within a 5 mile radius.

>>30864264
Use the Dragon Stone. You get it after Ryuki's trial.

Put your 3ds in a microwave

break your 3ds apart but keep it working still

>>30865465
I'm playing Moon, can I use the same thing on my dunsparce?

>>30864264

Use Machamp Strenght on all trucks found in the game, Daytime Only, with Torkoal holding Fire Stone

how do you evolve luvdisc into alomomola?

>>30865642
trade it for a ultrabeast while holding a heartscale

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>turtle pokemon
>make it dragon type

>>30864264
>eviolite torkoal
could be interesting

At level 32 turn 3ds upside down while turkoal has dragon move

>>30865749
>>turtle pokemon
>>make it dragon type
and fire. its not like nitendo has a any famous turtle dragons that breathe fire amirite?

>>30864264
level up knowing diaper beam

Put your 3DS in the microwave upon Torkoal reaching level 30.

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>>30865867
okay anon Im trusting you

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>>30865867
>>30865909
screen went dark is that the evolution screen?

>>30865946
Yeah that means you're doing it right

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>>30865994
looks like its working. how much longer do i have to keep it in there?

>>30865909
>>30865946
>>30866010
The absolute madman.

>>30866010
Until you hear the dex notification

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>>30866063
ok ill keep goin

How long until anon realizes he microwaved his 3DS to try and get an epic screenshot reaction on a dead board?

>>30866010
WAIT
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
STOP


How high is the microwave temperature ? It needs to be at least this hot first.

>>30866125
I bet these dubs can get more reactions than his 3DS burning

>>30866123
WEW LAD


sparks mean it might come out shiny

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It doesn't evolves from torkoal retard

It's magmar alternate evolution

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>>30866136
it was this high when i put it in i wanted to make sure i did it right

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>>30866171
did it overheat? I shoulda turned on the fan while it was in to keep it cool

>>30866202
anon please tell me this didn't happen

>>30865749
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragon_turtle

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>>30866211
im gonna have to scrape it out and clean the microwave before mom gets home

>>30866202
props to you d0vetastic

I think you got it OP. Hope you like your mediocre dragon turtle

>>30866153
I wish this was true, Swagmar doesn't deserve the fucking travesty called Magmortar

Op just wasted over 120$ in electronics to get a reaction from people he's never met.

If this isn't some kind of ruse congratulations, you are now retarded.

>>30865909
>>30865946
>>30866010
>>30866123
>>30866171
>>30866202
>>30866243
>screenshot0_1009.png

pics with timestamp or it didn't happen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIikjdkgT6U

>>30866280
Made my night, thanks anon.

P.S. Hydro Sonic BOOOOOM BLLASSST!

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What the fuck is going on in this thread

>>30864264
why are you trying to be the next "luvdisc to alomomola"? nobody likes him

>>30864264
turn your 3ds sideways then backwards at Lvl 40 while knowing Spikes at Lake of the Sunne

throw your 3ds into a volcano with a level 38 torkoal but be sure to do it both during the day and throw it so it will spin, if the 3ds does not spin torkoal will not evolve please do not make my mistake

>>30867222
>being this new

just slam your dick in a medicine cabinet

>>30867222
dumb animeposter

>>30864510
You actually wrote that

>>30864264
God I wish turtonator had a prevo, a cute little thing like Magby.

>>30865769
Tortunator with drought and his move set sounds good too

>evolve Torkoal
>it get's worse
BRAVO GAMEFREAK