>People think Gen 8 will have a waifu grass starter when there's

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>>30862501

>>30862501

That's a man, baby. Serperior is based on Western kings, mainly French ones.

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>>30862501
Excellent taste my person of color

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>>30862501
The only grass starter I wish was real. I'd do anything for one, male or female.

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>>30862501
The grass waifu that will protect us all.

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Why do people hate our waifu?
>1. It's a 'snake', although we all now she's a noodle
>2. They think she lost her arms

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>Serperior used LEAF STORM
>She cleaned all the sick faggots in this thread

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I desire warm hugs only Snek can give

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>>30863251
This is why I'm doing the qr scanner thing, I want a Serperior. I will not rest til I get a female noodle to snuggle with.

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>Serperior is my favorite stater
>It looks cool and snakes are my favorite animal
>VOREFAGS GET OUT REEEEEE

why must I live with this curse

>>30863341
Here, this should help with finding one.
>Play or set DS to a Thursday
>Scan throughout Poni Island
>It will appear somewhere on Nasshi Island
>Don't forget time limit

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I want to help Serperior complete the world map

I like Serperior too but its not a "regular" waifumon. That would mean it would have to be somewhat humanoid. Primarina is basically a mermaid, wich is sexy to a lot of normies. Snakes aren't inherently atractive , we are just a bunch of degenerates.

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>>30863500
I'm a degenerate and proud!

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I want to protect that smile.

>>30863500
The beauty behind Serperior is subtlety, anon. There are many ways to convey that femininity without resorting to a full-on humanoid body.

>>30863500
She has that look that can mean three things at the same time.
>1. I will always protect you
>2. Your my bitch now, boy (or girl if lesbian)
>3. Want some ice cream to cheer you up?
I'll take that and some personality over a body, though who doesn't love noodle bodies?

>>30862501
>waifu
>snake
>european king
>grass type
>waifu
The only types that are sometimes ok to waifu are psychic, fighting, fae, water, normal, and dragon. Only if 2 legged.
Grass and the remaining 11 types are never ok to waifu.

>>30863673
>(or girl if lesbian)
Oh no, it'll make you bump vaginas with it. Terrifying.

>>30863500
The anime gave ash a strong snivy who liked to use rng from attract. The episode where they caught consisted of ash finding out his only other girl pokemon was pidove after his others kept failing. I'd like to say that has something to do with it, but who knows.

Surprised no porn or lewd pictures yet. /vp/ have you gone mature on me?

Two dicks

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>>30862501
>serperior thread

Suddenly this tired night feels so much sweeter.

>>30863706
Poison, rock, steel, ice, fire, and electric make obvious sense and I guess dark because evil, ghost because evildead and untouchable, bird due to cloacae, and bugs are too small. However, why not grass and ground?

>>30863349
Kinship. I adore serperior and despise vorefags to.

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>>30863706
>>30864140
>implying people can't waifu whatever the fuck they want

>>30864140
>plants
>dirt

>>30862913
>he
>his
>guy

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>>30863706
>>30864218
>taking type names literally

>>30864564
>wanting to fuck dirt
I would say to go outside, but…

>>30863553
Never said that was a bad thing!
>>30863618
>>30863673
I know that a femenine body isn't necesary, but i was saying that just because Serperior is a cutie doesn't mean we won't get another more obviously femenine grass starter in the future.

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Have you guys been using Serperior in UU? She's really good there, probably one of the best sweeper in the tier right now.

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>wanting to fug snek
>not just wanting a friend to relax under a tree under in the summer

snek wifes are overrated

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>>30865399
>not marrying your best friend.
>implying you can't relax under a tree with your wife.
I understand what you mean though.

>You will never wake up snuggled in her coils, the end of her tail wrapped tightly around your hand

>you will never impregnate your snek

how will I survive

>>30865399
>not wanting to fug your snek while relaxing under a tree

pleb

>>30867122
Why live.
Really, though, the idea of being coiled up by a big friendly snek sounds really appealing and comfy to me for some reason.

>>30862613
She is the FIRST feminine pokemon.

>>30863349
i know that pain, friend

>>30868019
you like hugs, like every other non-autistic human, that's all.

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>>30868019
same anon
all i want is a giant snake-friend to curl up with next to a fireplace

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>>30862501
>tfw you have no snaek

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>You will never be reborn in the Pokemon World
>You will never be given an egg for your 7th birthday
>You will never have some strange curiosity for what this strange gift is
>You will never be a good kid and accommodate your bag as a nest and put the egg there to be warm
>ywn go walk everyday with your bag for the egg to hatch
>ywn feel the bag shaking and open it to check what is it
>ywn watch the miracle of life unfolding upon your eyes
>ywn be the first thing a little Snivy sees in its life
>ywn grow to adulthood together with this Snivy
>ywn remember its two evolutions as you both grow up

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>>30872697
Feels bad man

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Fifth gen had the best grass waifus.

>Smug bastard lizard that can't hold its own in fights
>Dopey lizard with tiny limbs that's moderately strong
>A fucking python ready to squeeze the life out of you while demeaning you
>In comparison to a piglet > Pig > Fat Pig, and Otter > Bigger Otter > What the fuck is this thing supposed to be


I mean, going from lizard to snake is odd, but damn if Serperior isn't the best starter from that gen. Doesn't help that the other starters were shit, but by no means is Serperior close to bad disregarding the fact that it NEEDS its hidden ability to be good

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>>30874589
>going from lizard to snake is odd
Thats actually how real snakes evolved. They were regular limbed reptiles but they slowly lost their limbs over millions of years.

>>30874687
This makes me wonder; do Pokemon that evolve and lose limbs ever get that phantom limb thing? Like, they try to do something, but due to their lack of limbs from prior evolutions, fail to do so?

>You will never comfort your Serperior after it falls on its face after trying to do something that it can't physically do

>>30862501
>what is meganium

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>>30874822
Meganium is also really cute, there needs to be more art of these two together.

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>>30874778
I guess suddenly losing your legs would feel very weird, even if it's a natural part of your life cycle.

>>30862501
>waifu
Fucking waifufags. Serperior isn't even feminine. It's fairly androgynous. It's one of my favorites but calling it a waifu is projecting way too hard

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>>30862501
I know, right?

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>>30880877
I yuri ship them

>>30881045

Good taste

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Yes, Chesnaught is simply too cute.

>>30881176
>waifu

>>30881045
I worship them

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>>30881435

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are other sneks okay in this thread?

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>>30882767
Yeah why not

>>30883512
>My water type waifu
>My grass type waifu
Yes.....we must make this a thing.

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>>30883761
It already is a thing.
Look up Kajinchu on esix.

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>>30880717
You look bitter, anon.
Let yourself go

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>>30862913
I thought I was the only one that noticed that!

>Mfw I play the Blaze Black 2 romhack
>mfw Serpior is Grass/Dragon now
>mfw why isn't this how it always is??

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>>30884050
I personally see Serperior more of a Grass/Psychic, because of the Dex entry.
>It can stop its opponents' movements with just a glare

>>30884199
I think a lot of Pokemon could use some retyping..

I always thought Ninetails should have been Fire/Ghost. Like some sort of spirit wolf. But nooo. Instead it gets.. ice?

>>30884252
glare is a normal type move senpai

>>30884252
>Glare is an actually in game move that causes paralysis

>>30872697
>tfw you remember a past life where you were in the Pokemon world, and you had a Serperior

>>30872697
>>ywn be the first thing a little Snivy sees in its life
jesus christ that hit like a truck

>>30872697
>You will never be reborn in the Pokemon World
I always thought that when you die, you'll go to your dream world and never truly die. (After old age, reborn as someone else in your dream). so if your dream world is the Pokemon World....
and it involves truly embracing your waifu noodle
Then you have nothing to worry about.... :)

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>>30884576
>I've already died
>the life I'm living now was my dream life
>it fucking sucks
damn

>>30884576
What if all the worlds in stories, anime, comics, movies, etc are real, and the people who 'imagine' then are really remembering stuff from when they lived that life in that world, and people who write fanfics also previously lived there and seeing/reading about it jogged their subconscious memories, and even this world is just a 'story' in some other reality, and right now we're all characters in someone else's dream.

>what if you were reborn in a world WITHOUT pokemon

>>30884678
Makes you think, if you dreamed up THIS life, how bad was your previous one?

>>30884678
Well I never said you couldn't trade dream lives or go back to your old life, just with a few changes. but yeah, this world is turning to shit and we need change, now
>sorry for getting existential there

>>30884576
>>30884697
Holy....shit...faith in humanity greatly restored.

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>>30872697
I rather become a Snivy instead

>>30884697
This is very similar to the concept of fictionkin, which I am, so I'd know.

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>>30884801
Why not be both? Raise and capture humans

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>you probably will never have a giant sentient snek friend to curl up with
>science will probably never get to that point in your lifetime

why live?

>>30884920
Shhh

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>>30885060
>science will probably never get to that point in your lifetime
They just need encouragement. Pic not related.

>>30885060
>ywn come home from a long day's work tired and stressed
>ywn have a Serperior tummy to rest your head on and relax

>>30885195
>ywn wake up to see Serperior smiling at you, knowing that his/her trainer/friend is safe
>ywn get to share berries with your Serperior
>ywn snuggle with Serperior on cold, winter nights
>>30884576
Fine...I guess I can wait

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bump

>>30885447
He got scared because it was his first surprise hug with vines.

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>>30883512
>>30883837

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>>30885727
So is this a Serperior Christmas thread now?

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>>30885727
Higher resolution

>>30885303
>>ywn snuggle with Serperior on cold, winter nights
Would snakes be good to snuggle with when it's cold? I might be wrong, but I feel like it wouldn't be good due to the fact that they're cold-blooded, so they wouldn't produce any heat or warmth to fend off the cold.
But then again, come to think of it, snakes might benefit a lot from it even if humans don't. After all, warm-blooded humans would give off heat, so they'd probably really enjoy coiling up a human when it's cold so they could absorb the warmth.

>>30885782
thxs

>>30885800
When I put this, I was trying to imply inside, around a fire. My bad.
Tho I would give up my life to protect my Serperior

>you will never get incredibly sick
>your serperior will never spend the day at your side nursing you until you get better
>she will never have to figure out how to make you breakfast in bed
>she will never keep track of your temperature and give you ibuprofen
>she will never make sure you have ginger ale to drink
>she will never snuggle you and keep you warm as your fever fucks your shit up

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>>30885800
Symbiosis, gotta love this.

>>30885981
This, somehow, made me get a case of the feels.

>>30885981
I cant handle these feels. I have norovirus and am currently puking and shitting myself to death

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>ywn have a bunch of Snivys with your Serperior

>ywn get to travel to a new region with your Serperior

>she will never sneakily put a vine up your pants and molest you in public

>>30886276
>Ywn suffer a near death experience by another Pokemon in that region
>ywn Have Serperior protect your from the Pokemon and get you to safety by any means necessary
>ywn Have to repay Serperior for what she did because you being her trainer is a big enough reward for her
>ywn One day sacrifice your life to protect Serperior and the world and die in the process
>ywn Have a memorial in your hometown that depicts the true bond you and Serperior had in protecting the universe
>ywn Be reborn in that same hometown and grow up with the same Serperior, who again will start out as a Snivy
>ywn Experience this story...unless you believe it will happen on your death bed.
Based on anons' comment here...
>>30884576
>>30884697

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>>30886490
That's it, this thread has had too many feels

Bump to spread feels

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>>30862501
ITT: Fucking plebs

>>30886741
Trying to hard to b8 mate?

>>30886490
Someone write a story about this concept

man i'm getting way too many feels from this thread

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>>30885060
Strong AIs are maybe 15 or 20 years away, anon. It is plausible in our lifetime.

Story Idea
>Male soldier, around late 20s, kinda smug
>Stationed in Iraq
>Plays Pokemon Black 2 whenever he can
>On patrol in nearby city
>Killed by child soldier
>Is reincarnated into Pokemon universe as 7 year old
>Has to show legendary Pokemon he is worthy of staying in universe forever by showing true care
>>All feel threads posted happen
If Nintendo made this a series, billions of $

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>>30887298
Man I hope,

i worry it'll be degeneracy in public opinion though, and as someone with a decent social life that would not be the best thing

>>30886154
That sucks. Hope you get better, anon

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>>30886741
Huh, thought I was the only one.

>>30862571
>implying

>>30862501
DON'T FUCK PLANTS

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>>30890634
Why not?

>>30863803
so if i tape the ends together it becomes a vagina right?

>>30886741
I'm surprised you could type with that missing arm Feraligatr

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Who is the best ship for Serperior? Milotic? Samurott?

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>>30892030
Milotic desu

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>>30892060
otp

>>30862501
Cute

>>30892114
>>30892060
L-lewd

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snek maid

>>30874778
frogs don't feel their missing tail so we could assume that natural changes in the fisionomy of an animal does not cause that phenomenon. They may miss their limbs at first, tho, since pokemon in general are intelligent than animals

>>30884306
tfw when anon is to shy to tell more about his experiences with snek

>>30884801
mah nigga

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Does a Serperior need to eat or do they just use photosynthesis?

>>30862501
Bro snake is NOT for fug.

>>30901605
I disagree

>>30901526
I always thought s/he primarily used photosynthesis.
Doesn't mean you can't feed him/her live people

i find the lack of snaketits disturbing

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>>30863500

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>>30903109

>>30901385
Her, and I don't remember too much.