Favorite Pokemon Darkest Secret

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Fuck you if you say UBs aren't Pokemon. (If they don't count, then Registeel).

I've been applying to, and getting rejected from, entry level minimum wage jobs for a year. I have no problems on my background check, but even minimum wage jobs want me to have experience. I don't weigh enough to join the military, or even to donate blood. The only reason I have internet access is because one of my friends is letting me stay at my apartment while I look for a job, but I don't know how long that will last. Temp agencies haven't helped, and neither have any of the "job searching" sites. I'm seriously considering getting in on drug trade if this keeps up.

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>>30838659
Irl I try to act as serious as I can despite playing pokemon like a little boy. I even have a moustache and I try to dress professionally. Its pretty embarassing 2bh i feel like such a man child

>>30838772
go to your county's workforce development office, they'll help you with your resume since it's clearly not meeting employer's expectations.

I was in a similar position, went through 73 apps before landing a position at a non-profit. Don't give up, it is tough but you'll get through it.

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I posted this in an older thread.

I can't ride a bike.

My parents tried to teach me multiple times when I was in elementary school but it didn't work out, even going as far as buying me another new bike in 5th grade, but it just sat in the garage and made me wish they used that money to buy me a new game. They tried guilt tripping me over it like saying my friends would invite me for bike riding as if they'd have a spare one for me to use, or that we wouldn't be playing vidya instead. It's been 15-20 years later but I'm not interested in learning, not that I ever was.

Azumarill

I post nudes of my fiance so frequently others have made entire galleries of her on xhamster and her nudes pop up on google searches of the psuedonyms we use to post.

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Chandelure.
Took the knot.

Agumon

I drank my sisters diaper piss from a broken glass cup once
It's not bad after the cuts heal

>>30838954
Not gonna lie that got me a lil stiff. Links?

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Scizor

>last night
>friend wants me to help install A9LH on his 3DS
>acts like a hardcore liberal but hes still pretty chill
>he gives me an SD card to copy files to
>go back to dorm, open SD card
>realize it's not empty, he gave me the wrong card
>about to take it out but decide to look around
>its filled with nothing but reaction images, /pol/ memes, and anime porn
>my friend was lying the entire time and is only pretending to be a liberal
>use another SD card I have, don't tell him I he gave me the wrong one

What do I do /vp/

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I can't really decided if i like ribombee or original vulpix more.

I only have one friend who i haven't met online and i'm pretty sure the only reason she bothers to be my friend is because she feels this need to be friends with everyone she meets.

>>30838980
Whats a knot

>>30839004
How /pol/ are those images?

Absol

It took me 7 years to get a useless bachelor's degree and now I'm unemployed except for a few freelance jobs and living with my parents.

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Seismitoad

I slept in my parents room up until I was around 12

>>30839041
He/She got fucked by a dog

>>30839041
Oh, my sweet summer child...

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I'm not really sure, but I always go with this guy.

Suicide attempts/hospitalization.

>>30839041
from some random website:
>When dog's have intercourse, the male dog's genitals near the base swell up very large and is called a knot that will tie or knot them together to prevent removal until the male is finished mating with the female dog.

>>30838885
There isn't one in my county, so far as I can tell from multiple searches. And when I try using the "search for a job" button on the state's site, it 404s.

>>30839112
Oh god what a failure you shouldn't be here

>>30839137
where do you live?

>>30839041
Google it

>>30839061
I haven't looked at everything, theres like 1000 of them.

I see DELEGATES though

>>30839144
Illinois.

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I love these threads. Now I just have to wait to see which posts get the most replies to find out which ones are worth reading.

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I own 4 Bad Dragon dildoes.

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Arcanine
I've had suicidal thoughts for over five years now but never attempted to it because I was too afraid of death and pain. But now I'm no longer afraid and I'm probably going to kill myself next year.

Togetic

I love small cocks on fat men(especially when hairy and uncut, and when I say small, I mean SMALL. like micropenis) I add people on /soc/ to my kik to feed my love for them. I'm scared I'll try and suck one off irl and feel is disgusted as I do when I masterbate to them.

Mawile. She's cute. CUTE.

I'm suicidal. SUICIDAL.
But seriously life just seems like the same thing day in and day out. Everything is slightly gray to me. Like the world is losing it's color. I don't have the will to go on in such a boring life dudes.

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I murdered a guy that tried to run out on my pregnant sister

>>30839210
Sexy.

>>30839223
how did ya do it?

>>30839211
Dont do it bro theres always ways to get through it

>>30838980
Up the ass?

zoroark
I scratch my crotch often.

>>30839212
Gay or grill?

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I flunked outta college. Not a lot of people know, but I suspect my parents know. I graduated last March with 2 Bachelor's, after 7 years. I don't have the grades to go to grad school, but two programs have said they'll take the risk if I get experience and finish two courses. Got a job after months of having none.

>>30839063
my nigga

>>30839182
I know for a fact they do, my buddy studying at UC was the one who told me to check my local one out.

>>30839257
The guy was a professional scumbag so it was easy to pretend a dumb 15 year old over facebook and let myself get dragged to the middle of nowhere. With a shovel.

Alakazam

I'm a total shut-in and I can't talk to new people, I think it's a big factor into why I think that there's a good chance I'll die alone.

>>30839317
Which county? I can't find anything about one for Jackson County.

>>30839309

I'm a dude, otherwise I prolly wouldn't feel so bad.

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Crobat or Glaceon
I am only attracted to animated characters

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I've had a boyfriend for two years and my family still doesn't know I'm bi

>>30839368
You like what you like. It's all good

>>30839358
I live in California, in the poorest county here. If we have one, you'll have one. Call up city hall or whoever runs unemployment, they'll give you the addresses and numbers you need. There's a lot of resources available to you; look up non-profits too, many have their own workforce development programs or can refer you to one.

>>30839278
Yes.

I was 11.

>>30839002
Brother goes on /vp/ so I can't post face or links that would lead to a face. Here's a peak.

http://is.4chan.org/b/1481948901542.jpg

>>30839354
scary, wont say it was the right thing to do but i hate guys like that

>>30839414
Peek, that is.

Mew. Seriously. I'm male and I just love mew.

I've been off work with severe anxiety and depression for over 7 months now. Planning on going back to work in January. This all started 2 years ago after I lost a cat and then my job short after, and I haven't felt alive since.

>>30839223
>I murdered a guy that tried to run out on my pregnant sister

Jesus fucking Christ, anon. How are you even posting here?

>>30838659
zoroark
at this point in my life ive held a lot of my secrets so sercret that ive forgotten about them entirely, but the shame still lingers

>>30839408
Were you traumatized or did you coax it into doing it

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I have a really stupid fear of elevators
On a side note, is Totodile Anon still around?

>>30839414

That's given me a peak ;)

>>30839458
>believing everything you read on /vp/
what do you think

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>>30838659
I like little girls.

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>>30839355
Oh yeah, and I have had some serious problems with speaking in childhood and was thought to be autistic until I was like 10 or something. Probably do have some mental issues or am not totally sound as I have been pretty depressed for the last 2-3 years.

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>>30838659
Delphox

I inject my scrotum and cock with saline Very fun.

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Lickilicky

I've fucked an animal

>>30839488
What if I told my secret is that I have major trust issues due to me trusting people too easily and that sometimes it slips out despite how much I try?

because that is true to some extent btw

>>30839499
real or animated?

Infernape
I've never finished DB or DBZ

>>30839534
I remember you from an earlier thread like this.

>>30839211
Don't do it nigga you got good taste

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Milotic
I love ryona, gore and vore. I blow the biggest loads to this shit

>>30839569
Yeah, guilty.

I totally have a picture now though

>>30839534
How does that work? Does it hurt?
pics?

>>30839405
Alright. That's a good idea. I'll call them tomorrow. Office hours are done for the day.

>>30839563
Both.

>>30839534
Oh, you're back. Have you ever wondered about the health repercussions about this?

>>30839458
I was never caught.

Heracross/Crobat

The only reason I haven't killed myself yet is because it would destroy my grandmother. I don't plan to live that much longer than she does.

>>30839597
With medical equipment, fills loose areas of your crotch, no pain unless i do it too fast.

>>30839616
They only happen if i fuck up, otherwise its safe.

View at own risk
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>>30839677
what the FUCK

>>30839484
Thanks. Honestly getting caught wouldn't be a huge concern if it wasn't family. Nothing wrong with healthy exhibitionism but I know he would make it weird. He's pretty conservative for a man on a digimon cyber sleuth forum.

>>30839065
I did it too, anon
it's not embarrassing IMO

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>>30839716
I warned you.

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>>30839677
>They only happen if i fuck up, otherwise its safe.
Oh God what the fuck happens when you DO fuck up if it looks like that? Does that shit fucking explode?

Haunter

I have prettybad ankylosising spondylitis and this year I'll be off my parents insurance. Treatment is expensive and I haven't done anything meaningful with my life because of how advanced my case is. I won't be able to afford treatment and I'm approaching this wall where I feel like suicide will be my only way out. I'm just not there yet and it feels like death row.

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>>30839677

Scizor

I have a certain kind of bacteria corkscrewing through tissue all throughout my body, including my brain, causing physical damage. This has been on-going for the better part of two decades, causing different systems in my body to become horribly deficient/cause me a great deal of pain on a daily basis. But the scariest thing is seeing how I've changed and continue to change as a person. I'm a shell of my former self, and I don't want to see how much worse I'll get in the next few years.

>>30839745
No.

If i don't sanitize ill get an infection.

If you infuse too much you just sweat it out.

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Typhlosion is my fucking nigga, Gold was the first game I played all the way through and YOU best believe he was the leader

the only thing that gets me off is watching women get fat, it's so fucking hot

>>30839677
why do you do it?

>>30839785
Incredible sexual arousal and feeling.

>>30839781
Never have I been more afraid to check a spoiler. How the fuck do you treat the infection? If you go to a doctor how would you explain this?

>>30839472
I don't fear them but for some reason I never use the elevators in my college because I think I will misuse them (like pressing the wrong button) and people will laugh at me

>>30839741
I thought I could handle it
I couldnt

>>30839782
I would have guessed that just from Typhlosion.

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>>30839677
top fucking kek

I' n not sure who is the worst in this thread, the murderer or the degenerate salinefag.

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>>30839677
What

>>30839836
Leave my bro out of my fetish :/

>>30839211
Go out for walks, go to a zoo, try to get some feel for nature and life. I would say something like "stupid people are like candles" to cheer you up, but I don't see any good thing that metaphor leads to other than "because people don't bother to put them out" or variants thereof.
I'm not sure why you contemplate suicide, but it's never a good option to take, over fighting back whatever it is.

>>30839819
You dont get one in the first place and yes you go to the doctor.

Just sanitize and dont re-use needles really.

>>30839865
Your fetish is 10/10 dont worry.

>>30839183
I read every post in these threads desu

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>>30839004
look him in the eye and say: THE DELEGATES DONALD

i searched about 500 pics looking for an example of that meme and this is the only semi related one i could find

>>30839813
does it have any side effects? bigger penis, loose skin, etc?

>>30839216
Have you considered thinking why your life is boring? Perhaps burn your house down and live without a house for a year?

>>30839823
That's so fucking stupid, anon. But I suppose you get more exercise using the stairs.

>>30839677
bruh

>>30839840
This is a worst secrets thread, so you're going to get tame shit and then pure degeneracy.
>>30839887
>Don't reuse needles

Yeah, no shit, don't tell me you did that too?

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>>30838842
i feel you bro..
its the same for me

>>30839865
>>30839887
Your fetish is disgusting and I find weird fetishes extremely common amongst typhlosion fans.

>>30839677
whats it look like before the saline?

>>30839897
Everything is big but only temporary.

You get a stretch, I hang pretty low now, but I also pump and hang weights on my nuts so yeah.

>>30839923
Like a 7.5 inch cock, duh.

>>30839923
Of course you would ask

Kyogre

I pee sitting down

>>30839973
yeah im gay. but this stuff is grotesque even for my standards

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>>30839947
>hang weights on my nuts

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This guy right here.

I'd rather not say. But I was diagnosed with Asperger's when I was 8, and spent a majority of my life from then to 18 on medications. Got frequent nightmares from them for years, to the point I had to force myself to learn not to wake my mother up at night after them.
Made it a habit to turn on my bedside lamp every time I wake up and it isn't light out. If the lamp doesn't light no matter how hard I pull the metal hangar, then it means I'm in a nightmare.

>>30839988
It doesn't hurt.

I can do 24oz pretty easy.

>>30840006
yes but it hurts me just thinking about it

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>>30839677
I really don't like needles so I was wary of this, but I just burst out laughing when i opened it

Krookodile/Ampharos

My mother's been incarcerated since i was about 10. It basically ruined my development growing up so now i'm a stunted fuck up with mom issues. A lot of bad shit went down in the between time including rape[ /spoiler] and it haunts me how it would've never went down if i had her around.

She's the only reason I haven't killed myself but it's just getting harder.
>>30839472
it's okay anon, thats not as stupid as my fear of escalators

>>30840014
You start low and build up slowly

I could wear them 24/7 if i wished too.

Its feels great, you gotta trust me.

>>30839999
>Made it a habit to turn on my bedside lamp every time I wake up and it isn't light out. If the lamp doesn't light no matter how hard I pull the metal hangar, then it means I'm in a nightmare.

Nice quads, and I can't imagine having a nightmare that realistic. Never have dreams.

>>30839999
You're cute, anon.

>>30839454
im sorry about your cat anon

>>30839999
At least you made it long enough to get quads, anon.

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I've tried to kill myself 3 times. Had my ma call the cops to restrain me and admit me to hospital for two of those

Also I don't seed my torrents

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Lopunny
Lopunny is literally the only thing that brings me joy and the only thing stopping my from offing myself.

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>>30838659
I have unironic autism
>>30838943
me neither
I wiped out once when I was 6, it scared the shit out of me and I refused to ride again
still haven't tried because I don't trust my sense of balance at all and have had some particularly bad falls that pussied me out even more and I don't give enough of a shit anymore

>>30840035
Not the silliest thing to be afraid of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcpjOIH7bG4

>>30840035
>escalators
You're not the only one. When I was a kid my dad beat me because I was too scared to go down an escalator and made a scene in the middle of the shopping mall.

He did buy me Ruby the day after (that's what we were in the mall for in the first place) but still.

>>30840126
You're not helping him, you know.

you angsty little shits need to grow the fuck, suicide is the easy way out

>>30839975
given the option between a stall and a urinal, would you still sit down

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>>30840147
I do know.

>>30839027
My only irl friend is like that too... He originally wanted to get with me, but then found out I was lesbian. He's not a great person, but he's the only one that still answers my texts.

>>30840149
So does that mean that I should or shouldn't kill myself?

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>>30840045
>>30840049
>>30840069
>mfw score 9999 with truth
That's why I never lie unless I absolutely have to. Just seems like too much hard work almost all the time, for what ends up the same result.

So far, life's good. Only 1-2 nightmares a year. No medication. Just got through 1st semester of 3rd year of university. Forensic Science major. Ignored how bad C's were, and now my scholarships can be lost at any point if I fuck up. I'm just hoping really hard and doing Tarot readings every day until whenever my teachers get me the news on grades - and hopefully do something to help me out, if I'm extremely close to the letters I need.

>>30840190

I was confused with his comment as well, I mean, even electricity follows the path of least resistance.

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>>30840035
I have a fear of escalators, too, though. I almost fell down a huge one as a kid. I had long hair and always thought if I actually fell my hair would get pulled off by it. I've fueled both of my fears by watching videos of accidents involving escalators or elevators for a while. If there's a video of someone dying on either of those, I've seen that video.

>>30839065
I slept in the same bed as my mom for about the same amount of time

Gardevoir
My older brother raped me when I was 3-4.

>>30840033
Technically i use a catheter needle

>>30840150
It depends on the quality of both of them

Swampert
I stabbed a man to death in a dimly-lit parking lot and got away with it because I was on vacation and no one in that town knew who I was.
It was self defense though, so don't worry about me.

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Arbok.

I had an abortion today. Almost 30 years old, baby just doesn't fit in my plan. Just the Stian about it makes me not want to tell a soul.

Aggron
I often have fantasies of sucking dick even though I never considered myself to be gay

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This unviable cutie.

I'm a senior in college and easily passed Discrete and Calculus III. I've never been able to tie my shoes without looking at a video. I just tie it once and then slip it on for a month or two till it comes undone. I just can't grasp shoes, I suppose.

I also occasionally draw Wigglytuff porn and then never post it online.

>>30840329
post it, faggot

>>30840329
Again, Merrell and Clark both make good slipons.

>>30840322
On the one hand you killed a baby. On the other there are too many shitty parents in this world and at least you recognized this. Karmically it's probably a neutral.

>>30840329
Lol literally me except I like Lopunny.
There is just something exhilarating about having porn pictures that no one else in the world has.

>>30840367
I took your words into consideration last time as well. I'll keep an eye out.

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>>30839065
This happened to me too,
I always have been a coward, i remember not closing with the lock, the bathroom door because of fear, heh ..thinking if something happens o something attack's me i could run away faster whitout the lock, fucking retarded,
thank god i realize my retardation and man'ed up.
I stopped sleeping in my mom's bed because i started getting erections, its embarassing

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Milotic!
I am legitimately attracted to animals and really want to fuck one some day, preferably a dog. Only if I didn't have to force it to, though.

>>30840407
just become a furry and do fursuit roleplay shit

>>30840407
>Only if I didn't have to force it to
That probably won't be a problem

>>30840285
guy or girl?

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>>30840404
fav mon?, its hard to pick one but probably pic related

>>30840470
I run on propane.

>>30840373
>killed a baby
top kek

>>30840126
Fuck that video gives me chills every time

>>30840489
fug

>>30840407
Same but I don't want to actually own a dog since I like living in small places with no yard so I have no idea when I would get the chance to fuck one

>>30840407
Male or female. There are different ways to help get it to happen, depending on what penetrates where.

>>30839065
i also slept with mine until i was 14. my parents just found it easier to have me in their bed instead of coming to my crib all the time when i was a baby.
i didn't think too much of it at all until i started wanting to sleep by myself when i was about 10 or so. what was weird is that my mother was EXTREMELY reluctant to let me sleep in my own room, and would often become aggressive and force and manipulate me into sleeping with her.
when i would search online for people in similar situations, it was mostly them wanting to sleep with their parents because they were too afraid to sleep by themselves, but it wasn't like that for me at all. even when i eventually started sleeping on my own, my mother would constantly beg me to sleep with her. i still don't know why exactly.
i still feel disgusted every time i remember the heat of her body against mine. i know it sounds sexual but it wasn't at all and it makes me extremely revolted and embarrassed. my childhood was awful because of this and the countless of other things my mother did.
it's safe to say i don't have a good relationship with my mom now.

>>30840528
I mean, wouldn't it be just as bad either way?

>>30840407
I assume youre a dude ?

>>30840593
My mother tried to get that to happen, but I would repeatedly kick her "in my sleep" to get her to let me sleep on my own. She would still stand and stare at me for hours at night when she thought I was asleep until I moved out.

>>30840105
the best kind

>>30840504
I believe in the right to terminate life but let's not sugar coat things.

>>30840522
You'll remember it next time you're on an escalator.

>>30840604
no totally, i was just wondering, if its real that really fucked up. do you remember a lot about it? asking because you were young

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I secretly draw fat furry fetish porn. I never share it with anyone but like-minded degenerate artists since I have a SFW art account to maintain. I'm deathly afraid of anyone else finding out, and will probably nuke my entire internet presence if they do.

>>30840570
I'm a male, and I'd prefer a female if that's what you mean. So I'd have to be the active participant.

>>30840648
*sigh* its not a life, its a fetus, they are different
>>30840593
>>30840618
were your mothers controlling? that sounds creepy af tho, must of been weird

Smeargle.
I raped a girl when I was 6

>>30840668
It's like, muddy... Mostly I remember him threatening to hit me if I bit him, a lot of pain, a certain bad taste, and a promise of icecream. That last part is still weird.

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I "practice" self-cannibalism, something I've done since I was a young child and never grew out of. Mostly it's fingernails, the skin around the fingernails, and hair, but also various secretions such as blood if I'm bleeding. It's some weird compulsion to keep to myself anything that comes off of me, I suppose.

>>30840679
Don't fuck a dog, you cunt.

You can want to fuck a dog, you can fantasize about fucking a dog, you can dream about fucking a dog, you can learn to draw and create beautiful paintings of yourself fucking a dog, you can write a romantic comedy screenplay which culminates in you fucking a dog.
But the minute you fuck a dog, you're a genuine piece of shit.

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I still cant pass a basic math class in college. I've repeated the same class 4 times now. Going to take it for a 5th time next semester.

>>30840687

Anon from >>30840618 here. My mother sabotaged my attempts at getting a job, a driver's license, and college scholarships, refused to let me visit friends that she wasn't personally friends with the parents of until I was 16, bribed a doctor to fake a report and claim I have depression so she could put me on antidepressants, and frequently tried to get me drunk. She'd also get offended whenever I wanted physical space from her, and would "get paranoid" and check me for lice for hours at a time while humping the back of my head.

>>30840745
There's nothing wrong with fucking dogs

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vorefag

>>30840593
That's similar to to the relationship I have with my mother, anon. I try to things by myself and she doesn't like it so she forces me to accept her "help", and I really don't like it.

>>30840687
*teleports behind u*
*unzips katana*
Fetal life is still life, anon. Like I said, fully in support of abortion as a necessary evil.

>>30840777
How deep?
I can only get off to endo stuff, prey and pred don't interest me.
It all started because ot that damn Maractus pic by numynumz or something.

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>>30839677
no offence, your dick looks like a fucked up anime tittie brought to life and sewn on to a guys croch

>>30840593
My ex-boyfriend's mother forced him to sleep with her when her husband died. In her grief, she tried to treat him like he was his dad, and I'm surprised he's not more fucked up than he is. When he told me this, I was never so much as cordial with her again.

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Eevee

I enjoy crossdressing, and have since I was 12. It's nothing sexual either, I just find skirts and dresses fun to wear. Though I haven't done it in over a year, so yeah.

>>30840808
>ex-boyfriend's
>ex
that's because he married with his mother, right? how does it feel to be the female version of a cuck? damn you must be ugly!

>>30840795
XD

Gengar

When I was a kid I had a dog I trained to bite things on command because of pokemon, one day the school bully was giving me the business outside my house so I told my dog to bite when he approached it like a dumbass

I didn't realize my actions had consequences, and in a panic I blamed the dog for everything so he was put down. I regret it every day and I have trouble sleeping every night because my thoughts always drift back to my dog

>>30840834
We broke up because I wouldn't have sex with him. We still play vidya together, though.

>>30840807
Ye thats like right after infusion

it slacks up a bit the day after.

Feels good tho.

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ive only ever "liked" anime dudes. i feel no real interest for people irl in a romantic scene. i dont really care, but saying all this makes me feel like a retard.

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>>30840800
too deep

>>30840687
>>30840504
>>30840322
you're not a human being IMO, can I kill you?

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Poliwhirl

I've told my darkest secrets here already. I pick my nose pretty often, I actually enjoy doing it too. It feels really satisfying to me.

I didn't think these threads would grow so large, when I made the original one it was more of a joke. I thought it would get like 50 replies or be 404ed,

>>30840856
That's fair. Sexual compatibility is one of the biggest parts of a relationship. If you don't click sexually, you're not a couple.

>>30840823
i dont blame you for liking it desu, wore a skirt one time for halloween and it was comfortable as fuck

>>30840718
o-oh uh, wow anon, that's fucking terrible, i don't know what so say im lost for words, sorry i guess?
>>30840754
Jesus fucking Christ, fucking psycho bitch. i have a friend who is around 20 that i play overwatch with, her mother is similar and i don't think i will ever understand how someone can be THAT controlling and only want children to control them. best of luck anon!
>>30840795
*teleports behind your teleport*
*unsheathes dual katanas and pulls out kunai*
heh, nothing personal kid

>>30840891
you can try with ya scrawny arms, bitch. meet me on top of the arby's

>>30840895
A lot of people pick their nose, anon. It's shameful but not exactly uncommon.

>>30840895
From what I've seen, these types of threads can be pretty common throughout this whole site. I know that /v/ in particular has these often.

>>30840891
im the first 2 anons, not the 3rd one. how am i not a human? im i thinking, breathing, living animal that has a brain that regulates my body. how many of those features does a fetus have?

>>30840927
I've already posted something else that's related to the situation as my main post in this thread. Luck hasn't really been on my side lately, aside from my friend giving me a place to stay for now.

>>30840687
yep. my mother had a bipolar disorder, so if she didn't get what she wanted, she would freak out. like she would yell violently (eventually just hearing her regular voice was enough to make me extremely agitated) and hit/kick people that disagreed with her. it was like this almost every week. she made everyone in my family feel miserable but refused to get help or take medicine even when doctors insisted to. my dad excused her behavior and would tell me to just to research about her disorder and try to make me feel sympathy towards her, but that doesn't make it right to make everyone around you feel like shit. i know he felt miserable and trapped in our house just as much as i did.
she was/is a massive manipulator and overall a horrible person.

>>30840687
Abortion anon here.
To me it still "felt" like a baby. I had to eat more, drink 6x the amount of water, etc, because of how bad the nutrients where being ducked out of me. I was only 8-9 weeks pregnant but it was long enough to feel something "alive" inside of me. I suppose it all is subjective, though.

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>>30840912
Basically this. We're just good friends who, for a while, fell asleep while cuddling on the weekends. And I sucked his dick, but that was just wildly unpleasant.

>>30840966
i'm still relatively young and have never had to live by myself, so i cant know the struggles of it, but i really hope something works out man

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>>30840895
Hey, eating your snot actually exposes you to small amounts of the various local diseases making their way around, strengthening your immune system! Or that's a theory I've heard and my immune system is great.

>>30840943
I visit /v/ less and less honestly. I go on /vr/, /vp/, and /toy/ and all of them are pretty slow except /vp/ mostly. I guess on /v/ this stuff has more potential as it moves fast enough for mods not have to 404 it.

>>30840963
arguably most of them
also if you were in vegetative state you wouldn't exactly have a brain that regulates your body and society still would treat you like a human being

>>30841062
random anon here, argue most of them for me, i'm genuinely curious

>>30841053
Yeah, /v/ has just become a bit too cluttered for my tastes. I prefer visiting boards like here which are more slow and threads usually last longer or have less shitposting. Finding good /v/ threads is becoming more and more difficult for me and I'm not that good at keeping threads alive so whatever.

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When I was growing up my older sister (5 years older than me, in case you were wondering) would shove her armpits in my face whenever she got back from track practice (for laughs haha). I'm pretty sure it's because of her that I developed a fetish for girls' pits that I've never told a single person about.

The dark secret part is that I'm a straight grill.

>>30840972
that's pretty far in development to be fair, almost at the point of no mans land iirc, if you feel it was the right decision that's on you, and if you couldn't support it, imo that's the right choice
>>30841062
i would consider someone in a vegetable state human because they have grown, they have lived a life and experienced things, they HAVE been human, where as a fetus isnt quite there yet. im not a liberal nut (i think thats what you guys call them, im not american or too knowledgeable in politics) but i got educated in school

>>30841108
do you like guy's armpits too?

>>30841108
Would you enjoy getting fingered/fucked/eaten out by a guy while his girlfriend holds her armpit in your face?

>>30841052
You eat yours? Can't say he same.

Often though I feel what I'm pretty sure is snot or mucus come up my throat and just swallow it, I actually like the taste. I've never told anyone as I'm scared it's not normal and will sound to weird.

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>>30841052
ive too sick to do anything one this year
>mfw

>>30841052
I've eaten my snot since I was 5 and I don't get sick that often either. I think the last time I was sick was two years ago.

>>30840777
>>30840888
WOAH WHAT THE FUCK
SCOLIVORE ANON IS DIGITS GOD

>>30841171
same guy as >>30841187
i do that same thing dont worry anon, my immune system is fucking top notch (another example, didnt miss a day 3 years in a row in primary school, whinc is from year 1 to 6 here)

Scolipede

I routinely fap to Luisa from the Victini movie.

>>30841052
I pick my noes all the time just so its empty.
I hate having a stuffed nose.
And I eat it because I am not going to wipe my boogers on everything.

>>30840927
Meh. It happened, not much I can do about it now really. I didn't tell my parents, and I never have to see the fucker again, so it's better to just let it go I guess. It has been 18-19 years after all.

>>30841163
Yeah, that's the thing, it's only girls. I'm pretty normie when it comes to things about guys that turn me on except I'm a bit of a sado

>>30839065
>>30839723
>>30840250
>>30840404
>>30840593
I've never seen others say they do this. I did until I was 12 and felt i would never find another weirdo too.

>>30841093
breathing and living are pretty obvious
I don't have enough education to argue for "thinking" though

>>30841132
the problem I se here is that considering someone a human because they have lived and experienced things is quite a subjective value

>>30841265
You're on 4chan you dip, this is a hive of weirdos.

>>30838659
>Dragonite
>I work a lot with special needs kids and just volunteer, but my biggest fear in life is actually having one knowing they'll never be able to take care of themselves and that they'll still need help even in my death. And also I go on /pol/ and enjoy reddit/tumblr

>>30841256
not my fetish but kinky i guess, have fun with guys anon
>>30841243
are you the first anon that i replied too?

>>30841269
bottom reply same guy
not trying to start a fight, just intrigued, what do you mean by it being a subjective value? like expand upon it so i can understand

>>30841265
Well I pissed the bed till I was like 9 and didn't know how to tie my shoes until I was 12 so it's whatever, we all have shit we just don't talk about.

>>30841297
Yeah. Sorry, I should have quoted. I just meant like, there's nothing to be sorry about at this point really.

>>30839677
>hairy
Damn, anon. Any more pics?

>>30841341
Are you me?

>>30841342
ive been through tough times too, so i understand how receiving a "sorry" is annoying after awhile because it really means nothing, i, again couldnt think of anything else to say

>>30841369
Maybe? If you had major development issues then probably.

>>30841108
>the last part
boner killed in 9 words

>>30841348
I share in a discord.

I shave my crotch tho.

Im not THAT hairy

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been talking to people on this board a lot, time to contribute
this isnt my DEEPEST DARKEST fear (i really dont want to say it) but here is one
i enjoy 9gag unironically
also pic related
>inb4 "legend fag"

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>>30841290
Forgot pic

Also whenever I don't have anyone watching me I cannot do work. 4chin's only made this worse, but I'll fucking shovel snow if I need to procrastinate

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>>30841390
>

Also, learn to count.

>>30839677
wolfey?

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>>30841437
No guess again

>>30841341
Guy you're replying to, it's cool. I didn't learn to ride a bike until I was 12, I still wet the bed on very rare occasion.

>>30841419
>Also whenever I don't have anyone watching me I cannot do work.

I feel it. I'm the same way but I'm trying to stop doing so.

>>30841456
>responding that quickly

>>30841482
Well when some gives me a you, the thread highlights in my browser.

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My mom has been a pretty bad alcoholic for close to the last 10 years which resulted in her emotionally ruining my family, my dad singly raising my siblings and me, and going to jail for a few months this year for her 3rd DUI. Because of this, I have a deep fear of becoming an alcoholic just like her even though I drink overly responsibly when I rarely drink. Every single time I drink, I'm hyper aware of everything and cannot relax because I worry about being irresponsible like my mom. I turn down a lot of single beers out of anxiety.

I also subconsciously judge women for talking about enjoying drinking because I'm just jealous of them. This makes me feel guilty. I wish I didn't feel this way.

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I have a huge guilt complex about the fact that I have given my boyfriend of 2 years whom I plan on marrying oral sex, because my religious parents have ingrained it in my head since I was young that any sexual activity before marriage will ruin my life and God mad, etc. If they ever find out I've given him a blowjob, they will find a way to make sure I never see him again. I'm 20 years old.
I think it's because of their constant enforcement of purity that I have developed a bunch of degenerate fantasies. One of those is pegging my boyfriend and stepping on his dick

>>30841461
Yeah, it's not something I dwell on but it happened and that's all there is to it, just a little development problem that I got over a little late.

Also, I actually pissed myself a few months back despite it nearing a decade since I last did so. It was weird since it wasn't even something that happened periodically over the years, but randomly happened again. Felt pretty shitty cleaning my sheets at 4 in the morning and feels bad that I'm actually typing it.

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Snorlax.

I'm mooching off my crippled parents disability checks for as long as possible, once they die/kick me out Ill probably kill myself

>>30841381
It took me far longer than most to learn to do anything for myself because there was this bitch in my preschool who insisted on doing everything for me. It was convenient at times, but usually I just wished she'd get eaten by a Tyrannosaurus rex. She was also a bullying prick at lunch and play time, putting wooden blocks in my mouth and just being a bitch in general. She's probably grown out of it by now, but fuck her then. At least she fucked off the year before I left, so I got some time there without her.

There was another girl there who once blocked me from getting out of the toilet, which we think contributed to my aversion to school toilets, which had me wetting my pants throughout elementary school.

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>>30841525
>One of those is pegging my boyfriend and stepping on his dick

>>30841392
Would you be willing to share the Discord?

>>30841469
>>30841419
That's funny, because I can't work for shit whenever I'm left to myself. I always get bored and end up distracting myself from whatever it is I need to get done.

I had an ex who was like you, though. Something about anxiousness towards people being judgmental kept him from working in a group.

>>30841525
One would think they would disown you for being gay in the first place.

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my dad's an abusive jerk and has anger issues, and ever since mine started coming to light I've been terrified of becoming like him and fucking up my relationships without realizing it.

it doesn't help that my kinks are super s&m related

>>30841564
Yeah, as a kid I had problems doing things for myself and talking to other kids. I still had problems doing shit like learning to drive as a teenager because of the shit I did as a kid and I still have trouble talking to people.

I'm trying to grow past it, but the fact that I'm struggling to do or change shit because of how weird of a kid I was fucking sucks.

>>30839004
Fun fact, some people do go on /pol/ to just shitpost. I'm a liberal and I go there.

>>30841656
am gril

>>30841656
do you not know what pegging is

>>30841615
>>>/trash/6761801

>>30841656
A-Anon...

i used to masturbate during many of my classes on multiple occasions during my freshman year of high school.

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>>30841744
woops forgot mon

>>30839004
So he was just pretending to be retarded

>>30840312
Story?

>>30839148
Honestly, maybe he just goes there to shitpost

Someone with a thicker skin than me might find the rampant panicking and racist jokes funny, even if they thought people taking it seriously were detestable

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Holy shit, some of you are disgusting as fuck.

I don't really have a dark secret. I mean, I guess I could share a weird fetish of mine, but I'm not sure if that counts.

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This pup

Aura Time x3

No More Aura x3

>>30841866
Do it

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>>30841525
Don't let those fuckers ruin what you have, anon

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Less of a deep dark secret, but more of a something I don't feel people here appreciate. I'm a Christian

>>30841883
JHow's that shit going?

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I worry too much about my future and what the fuck am I even going to do with my life.

I'm just an uneasy person overall.

>>30841884

I have a sock fetish

for men

I guess it's not really weird, but it's the closest thing I have to a dark secret.

>>30840746
I honestly don't have much hope for you but I still wish you the best of luck, anon

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my best friend and i used to share all of our secrets with each other when we were in middle school. we were uncomfortably close to each other for some reason. like he would tell me stuff like that he would jack off while taking a shit and it would be totally normal. it got to the point where i knew what he masturbated to and he knew what i masturbated to. we would even masturbate on skype calls together like it was nothing, just mute the call and bam.
>"did you enjoy it?"
>"yeah"
it was never sexual at all though. we eventually stopped doing that and we have never talked about it since. it's weirdly not tense between us at all but every time i think about it i get slightly disgusted. i'm not sure how we're still good friends. the only funny thing that came out of it was the time he told me he shoved snow up his ass.

>>30841921
>I worry too much about my future and what the fuck am I even going to do with my life.
>I'm just an uneasy person overall.

Good taste and similar insecurities to me? I think we'd make good friends, anon.

>>30838659
Either Sandshrew or Metagross

I sexually assaulted my brother when I was 15 and he was 12, i sucked him off, made him do it back, made him give me handjobs, take showers with me, kiss me. He went on to be gay, but i'm fully straight. Sometimes i wonder if i had something to do with him being gay, a nature vs nurture thing, you know?

>>30840679
https://youtu.be/Dg8A6RYRH6Y

>>30840746
I had the same problem with elementary Algebra at community college. see if you can take any classes that are equivalent to the math class. For me it was a statistics class

>>30838659
Swampert
my biggest fetish, even though I like some heavy shit like tentacles and incest, is bosoms. Breastfeeding or paizuri gets me going better than anything else

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I'm married

>>30841969
you wonder? really?

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Porygon-Z! And maybe shuckle, but since XY came out Porygon-Z's been taking over.

Don't really have much of a dark secret. I'm a degenerate tranny, but I dunno if it's really a dark secret.

I'm not good at hiding things...

Galvantula. Total bro.

I have a small penis. I don't think it's micro but it is small, I assume i can't satisfy women so i just don't talk to them, i'll die alone when i'm thirty probably. I'm also super into hentai, like, writing fanfics about vanilla/harem/monster shit.

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this guy is in my top 3 with lairon and donphan

i messed up parking once and scraped the guy next to me's car, then panicked and drove away
i don't think it was that bad since my car has like 2 scratches, but i still feel bad about it
also typing this made me remember this happened once before, like years before the latest one
never been pulled over or in an accident besides these, though (got rear ended with no damage once)

>>30839004
Kill him

>>30838842
>mustache
Kill you are self.

>>30842018
You can please a woman with more than your dick anon. Besides, I've heard 3 inches is the minimum yo

>>30841921
>>30841959
>Heracross bros

Good taste.

I feel the same way. Despite having a degree. I never thought I'd live to be this old, and all I want to do is play Dungeons and Dragons/vidya with bros. I also feel like because I was such a faggot as a kid I don't deserve to be happy as an adult.

Feels good to say it.

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>>30841959
That's somewhat reassuring to know that.

>>30841903
I don't understand how you are willing to believe there is a "god", when there is so much suffering in the world.

>>30841921
Who doesn't feel like that?

>>30841969
>I'm fully straight
no, you are not fucking faggot.

>>30839065
I used to do this until I was 16. The bed in my room was a bunk bed, but the lower part was just a table and I was too lazy to climb it up and down every night. It was so fucking annoying to sleep at my mom's room because every time that she woke up at the middle of night and didn't see me, she would yell at me telling me to sleep. Finally, after all those years, I maneged to cut the bed in half and so I got the bed and the table separately.

>>30842096
A lot of people from what I've noticed. I'm constantly anxious about the future and even with little things. Kinda sucks but whatever.

>>30842056
I couldn't handle it. My best chance is a homegrown asexual christian girl who wouldn't know how bad it was, but then i'm so afraid of screwing up and being retarded that i'd prefer a girl with experience, but she'd just laugh.

I collect Transformers and have a large family, it won't be so lonely

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I once burned a house down (it was under construction so it was empty) because I was bored. Never felt a rush like that since.

>>30842101
well i havent had an urge to do anything sexual with a man since, i was just a horny teenager who wanted to cum

funny thing is we are actually on really great terms, and have never spoken of it since

i am very worried that he secretly resents me and will try to kill me one day

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Garchomp

I tried to baby trap one of my roommates out of spite.

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I masturbate to lolicon on daily basis.

>>30842156
is that where you fake being preggers with their child?

>>30842096
Everyone I talk to seems to already know what they want in life or have already achieved it.

>>30842028
I did this when I first got my license, friends convinced me to drive away. I felt awful about it. Completely forgot until now though

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>>30838659
Beheeyem

My best friend got me to try crystal meth and I'm finding myself wanting it more and more. I have to hide it from my family and my girlfriend. I think about killing myself every night

>>30842175
I just lied about taking birth control and told him it was fine to cum inside.

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I bring up photos of women that I know in Photoshop, take parts from pictures of women that I don't know, and then combine them to make it look like the woman I know is wearing sexy stuff. Basically, I have a few fetishes for specific types of outfits so rather than trying to find porn with it, I "make" it myself. But for some reason if I've never met the person before I don't get nearly as aroused. This accounts for at least a third of my total fapping and I've been doing this for six years. I've done this many, many times with a picture of my mom. However, I find the thought of actually engaging in sexual activity with her highly repulsive and I'd never commit real incest. But she wore the kind of shit that sets my dick off pretty often when I was in high school and despite the aforementioned attitude toward incest it never fails to get my rocks off.

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>>30839677
not what I was expecting

I fucked most of the girls, including my boss, at my fast food job when I got out of high school. We fucked in the freezer while doing "inventory" on night shifts. Cumming on my manager's face was the best, I got some in her eye. I think I still have her panties somewhere around here

>>30841921
stop worrying and start doing, I was the same until I got the courage to do what I needed to do to be on the path I wanted to be. Shit takes time but nothing will change if you're static.

>>30842089
I believe in God because I see his hand in everything he's made, and it makes the most sense to me personally. I can tell you why there is suffering, but something tells me there is nothing I can tell you to change the way you feel about God.

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>>30838659
I stole my 4th grade best friend's Dragonite card and my dad washed the shorts I put it in right after and destroyed it. I never told him that's what happened to it when it mysteriously vanished.

>>30842254
CHAD GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD

I stay up for hours at night in frustration knowing there are people like this while I'm a 24-year-old virgin

>>30842236
i found a topless pic of my mum from when she was on a beach in europe in her 20s when i was 14 and i wanked to it a few times. She found it when she cleaned out my room, luckily it didnt have any cum on it and she didnt say anything. I would never ever even consider any incest with her though

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This little cutie became my new favorite because of Moon
I jerk off twice a day every day and I tend to ejaculate more from hentai than real people.

>>30842254
Are you incredibly attractive? How would you convince them all?

>>30842254
>I fucked most of the girls, including my boss, at my fast food job when I got out of high school. We fucked in the freezer while doing "inventory" on night shifts. Cumming on my manager's face was the best, I got some in her eye. I think I still have her panties somewhere around here

It sucks knowing that I'd never be able to accomplish banging someone casually like that due to my social retardation. You're pretty lucky anon.

new thread?

>>30842258
do you also see god when children are being raped and murdered?

>>30842331
>at this moment i am euphoric

>>30842316
I legitimately don't find people attractive anymore.
Just Pokemon

>>30842331
No, I see the sin we brought into the world.

>>30839004
Fill it with dolphin porn.

>>30840322
I support you, anon <3

>>30842351
I remember we I stopped arguing with you people. You are so cucked by your beliefs that is almost sad.

>>30842220
1) Not a good friend
2) Rehab is free (Mostly, go for state funded places)
3 ) If you are going to kill yourself, get the drug dealer / manufacturer arrested before hand, so that no one else has to live that hell. Leave an anonymous tip to the police or something if you can not tell them yourself.
I am speaking form experience in all this shit bro.

>>30842254
I really, really want to believe this isn't true.

>>30842230
How was this out of spite? Dafuq he do to you?

>>30842381
dude no need to go fedora on him
>cucked
this word has been thrown around so much it no longer has any meaning

>>30842230
You sound like a huge cunt

>>30842292
but anon, I'm a 5'7 Hispanic, I was in great shape though because I played varsity football and soccer all 4 years. I was also prom king.

>>30842321
I guess, I never have to approach girls and I'm a magnet for gays. I normally would change in the break room, some of my coworkers caught me on accident and liked what they saw. My manager told me he hired me because I looked great in a shirt.

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>>30839472
That's fine anon I have a fear of high escalators (Mainly going down) and glass elevators.

>>30842381
And this is why a I don't usually respond to folks like you. I wish you'd come around, but that's on you.

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I'm a gay male and I'm obsessed with my best friend (female)'s boyfriend. Jerk off thinking about him almost every night.

I don't make it obvious and get along with him just fine, he's just the perfect type of dumb straight guy I'm into.

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>>30838659
Can't really think of any of my deeper secrets right now so I'll just go with this one: Because I am such a useless fuck, I want to be a cute loli or phox housewife that actually has a purpose in the form of taking care of someone else