What went wrong?

>>30837645

Owl became an edgy nu-male cuck redditor piece of shit
Cat became a barafag furry porn bait piece of garbage that e621 eats up like candy
Seal became a tranny tumblr waifubait furbait porn mess that belongs in the trash

>first two stages of Decidueye look awful
>Incineroar loses speed after Torracat was the fastest of any of the nine
>Primarina failed in being the most fuggable, that's Decidueye

>>30837645
Nu-males

Your mom didn't swallow you

diaper beam lol

>>30837716
>Implying owls are camels

>>30837645
Popplio.

Incineroar. That's it.

>>30837731
>>first two stages of Decidueye look awful
>literally defending Decidnumale
Jesus! Fucking kys. If anything, Rowlet is the only ok part

>>30837731
As an owlfag I disagree, Incineroar is the most fuckable.

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>>30837760
W-wat?

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>>30837852

>>30837838
And as a Sealionfag I stand by that Decidueye is

I wonder how Tigerfags feel

>>30838048
>>30837731
>>30837838
different owlfag, I concur that Incineroar female is easily the most fug-worthy

>>30837781
>Implying camels are birds

They should have made a grass dog starter.

starting move... Grass Knot

>>30837645
slllloooooowwwwwwwww

I like all 3 and I don't even want to fuck any of them.

[Image of something that I personally do not like, to correlate with the caption of the photo in order to express my opinion no matter how bad it may be]

What were the problematic circumstances leading up to having my opinion being negatively generated as time progressed?

>>30837731
>>30837838
>>30838048
>>30838099
>being contrarians
Incineroar is the most fuggable for husbandofags. Primarina is the most fuggable for waifufags. Decidueye being the least fuggable fits the most.

>>30842632
But I'm a waifufag and Primarina is just ugly.

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>>30842668
I'm a waifufag and Primarina is by far the prettiest.

Not a lot.

Yeah, they have tons of flaws, but I think this trio of starters is pretty good. Also, they work well with each other.

>>30837716

You have officially won the "How Many Buzzwords and Memes Can You Use in One Post?" game.

>>30837716
this, I'm screencapping for future reference

>>30837716

Simply ebin.

>>30837645
I will never forgive them for how badly they fucked up with Litten's evolutionary line. It could have been a rad slick bomb tiger or anything. Its design had so much potential and they went with that fucking furshit abomination to evolve it into.

I love Litten and Torracat, but Incineroar is a travesty. At least all the other fire types are good.

>>30837645

The fire one, as usual

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>>30837838
Incineroar is for people who wants to get fucked in the ass.
Brionne the best. Broke my heart when she had to evolve.

>>30845803
You do know there's a thing called everstone,right?

>>30845803
>>30846111
If you didn't get one you still coulda pressed 'B'

>>30840183
fuck off verlis

>>30846111
>tfw eviolite doesn't boost stats and function as an everstone

>>30837645
Nothing went wrong, you just don´t like them.
Other people have other tastes and like them.

>>30837645
Nothing, it's the first time all starters look good since gen 3

>>30837645
People raised their expectations too high.

>>30837645
They all became so humanized in their final evos

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>>30837645

They turned into humanoids. All three of them turned into humanoids. Will there ever be a starter as absolutely fucking based as Torterra again?

>>30844212
and you have officially won the "How Many Bes and Dutygenerates Can You Use in One Post" game.

>>30837645
they're barely recognisable as their own type, rowlet could easily pass for flying/anything, litten looks more dark type than fire and while popplio looks like a water type, if it wasn't blue it could easily be mistaken for normal. Also incineroar ruined litten.

>>30847391
>Primarina
>humanoid

>>30847943
>literal opera singer
>long hair tied by pearls
>wears a blouse
>""""stands""" when ever it attacks

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>>30847983

Not him, but what's the problem with these things? We've always had Pokemon based around music/singing, Pokemon with hair, and Pokemon parts of their body that resembles a dress (Gardevior, Bellossom, etc.)

And that last point isn't a good one since Popplio can stand on its tail too. Primarina is still the least humanoid of the three since it doesn't even have legs.

>>30847693
>sea lion that makes bubbles
>being mistaken for normal instead of water

I really liked the first stages but as soon as the second and 3rd stages came out you might as well have just thrown them away.

>>30837645
They evolve.

>>30847983
>""""stands""" when ever it attacks
Only with Sparkling Aria and Oceanic Operetta.

I like the drawings and concept arts of Primarina but she looks kinda shit ingame

>>30842607
Hello, reddit

>>30837716
Buzzwords: The Shitpost

>>30850668
Shitpost, the episode.

>>30848372
It's cool in moderation but this is the second gen in a row with all 3 starters being humanoid.