What went wrong?

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Absolutely nothing.

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>>30814158

nothing. its the cuck meme in pokemon form

>>30814158
Everything that could have gone wrong went wrong.

Salandit was a great design, what happened?

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Nothing. She perfect

Female only.

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>>30814188
No the only flaw is it cant hit steel types sith poison moves other than toxic

>>30814235
This. It's also a furfag magnet.

By allah, these people are dogs.

>Female exclusive evolution
>Salandit is another 87.5%

It's Combee all over again

>>30814158
I don't know man, but hey at least it's not as bad as Shiinotic

>>30814158
Salandit was such a good and interesting design, only to be ruined by this shit evo. They could've taken it into so many different directions, but they chose waifu-shit.

What went wrong is the lack of a male evo for Salandit. A shiny male Salandit is completely worthless due to Salandit only having a female evo.

>>30814347
One day a man will attempt to get a shiny female salandit only to encounter shiny males.

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>>30814479

>>30814415
Shiinotic isnt bad, it's just creepy as fuck.

post salazzle's butt

>>30814518
It looks like it's wearing a diaper

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>>30814640

it looks like a more creepy ghost ayy lmao version of toad from mario brothers.

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Leave finding female Salandit to me!

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>>30814620

>>30814158
Nothing went wrong. Salazzle is an excellent waifumon

>>30814764
Leave fucking Sylveon hard in the ass to me.

>>30814158
Did they think making a hormone farting seductress would be a good idea? What were they going for with this Pokemon? I don't get it.

>>30814434
>only to be ruined by this shit evo
honestly that applies to tons of Pokemon this gen.

>crabrawler
>mareanie
>litten

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>>30814500

>>30815388
>mareanie
You're just disappointed it wasn't another waifu, aren't you?
toxapex is my waifu anyway, so fuck off

>>30815487
She should've kept the dress instead of becoming a disembodied head.

It not evolving into Kroodile's robbing buddy

>>30815388
>mentioning litten but not popplio

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>>30814158
>That slightest bit of her slit

>>30815598

hes probably a tumblr transnigger wanting to suck his seals dick

>>30815860
Why the hell is it tumblr to want to fuck Primarina?

They're a fucking mermaid that I only want to fuck 12.5% of. Hell, I would fuck the male ones too, but because they'd be traps and I would admit it's gay

>>30815598
Popplio was improved
Rowlet didn't change, still the best

>>30814158
It's hard to find, so I guess that's bad?

>>30815860
You may find this hard to believe since you visit tumblr, but most people who like Primarina like it as a female.

>>30814158
She's only 3 feet tall, enjoy your midget slut lizard

>>30814158
>ywn experience Salazzle moaning like a whore as she rides you and takes all of your semen

why live?

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>>30816279
Totem salandit exists anon. All you have to do is dance with her. Isn't it wonderful that we get two different sizes.

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>>30814236
That's adorable. We need more cute Salazzle hug pics.

Or just cute Salazzle pics in general.

>>30816279
You act as if that wouldn't be cute as fuck.

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AAAAAAAAAAAH I JUST BRED A SHINY FEMALE SALANDIT

>>30816476
Congrats anon! That's a real achievement!

I just hacked one in cause I'm lazy.Still, nice job!

>>30816476
>great ball

>>30816529
>balltist

>>30816476
I'm afraid to do this because knowing my luck, It's probably have shit Sp.Atk or Spe despite having 6 IV Parents

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>>30816432
I agree. I like to think she act like a child without noticing that whole pheromone part.

>>30816476
Nice job putting it in a shit ugly ball

Ruined

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>>30816476

You are now the King of Queens Anon. Great Job. This might be one of the rarest shinies of them all. Give her a gud fug.

>>30814306
and i thought cosplayers were bad, furfaggots make you want to make them relive every painful experience that made them the faggot they are today

>>30816591
that's fine, hyper training exist to let you use shinies with shit IVs. As long as the nature, ability, and moves are fine, it doesn't matter.

>>30816672
I'd like to think she's only a bit childish to someone she actually likes i.e. her trainer or something.

>>30816786
good shit

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>>30816786

>>30815198
>hormone
>farting

I refuse to believe someone could possibly be this ignorant of basic fucking biology, so here's a (you).

>>30816727
I don't even have the fucking shiny charm yet HOW HAS THIS HAPPENED

>>30816895
Idk, were you using a japanese injected Ditto? I was to breed for Timid Bagons and a Green one popped out

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>>30816895

Fate chose you to be her husbando Anon.

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>>30816935
I am but still, that's a 12.5% combined with a 1/1365.

>>30815860
t. owlnumale

They didn't have a separate evolution for males.

No dawn stone evolution for the males

>>30815453
>teo fucking white males

>>30816476
>great ball

Release it

>>30817801
The only ball release you're getting is from mine.

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>>30817840
go on

>>30817930
I am going to release the contents of my balls on your stupid post

>>30814236
Her big.

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>>30814158
she ate those food

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>>30818137
Too thicc
This is the limit to thiccness

>>30818255
how does a salazzle get like that

>>30814283
>gecko
>they draw it like dog feet
Disgusting

>>30818275
feisty Trainer keeps giving it beans and headpats

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>>30818137
>>30818255

this is inflation tier degeneracy gloryfication of obesity.

>>30818313
They like to spread their cancer instead of keeping it in their own thread

>>30818313
Inflation is pretty fucking disgusting.

>>30818313
I think you're blowing it out of proportion.

>>30814158
outside of lewd fanart i can't find any pokemon sexy.
both extremist furfags and closet furfags sides are too fucking dramatic

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>>30818508

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>>30816476
I AM SO JEALOUS

I HAVE THREE AND A HALF BOXES FULL OF FEMALES

AND

ONE

FUCKING

WHITE

MALE

>>30816476
>>30815453
I'm going to sound like Tumblr here but

FUCKING

WHITE

MALES

RUIN

EVERYTHING

It's day 2 of breeding and I finally hatched a shiny male

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>>30818623
>>30818659

you win some, you lose some Anon. With Shinies, you always lose. At the very least, a part of your soul.

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>>30816476
High five anon, pic just happened to me as well, though I do regret not changing the ball like I was going to do, but whatever

>>30814158
>Scaly-waifubait with an infuriating gender ratio that isn't even justified because it just isn't that damn great to faff getting a female with a good nature. Nor does it really make much flavour sense compared to the other instance of we-hate-the-player-lol-good-luck: Combee.

>>30820543
Female have male harems
It wouldn't make sense if there weren't a lot more males

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>>30820488
> HP: Fantastic
> Speed: Very Good
> Attack: Best(On a special attacker)

It's trash. Release it.

>>30820618
>what is hyper training

>>30820592
As in, afaik there isn't a re reptile or amphibian with this kind of caste structure.

So them deciding to go 'muh reverse harem' with a scaly waifu makes it nothing but degenerate shit. Pervfreak's finest.

>>30820641
DELETE THIS

>>30820641
Way too much effort

>>30814158
I don't know what people were expecting with Salandit. You knew damn well where it was going.

>>30817930
Nanako is not for sexual.

>>30816476
What, no Premier Ball?

>>30815525
The "dress" is still there, it's just simplified.

>>30820644
There are though.
There is a species of snake where this is the case, female to male ratio is something retarded like 1:100.

she makes a good kobold

>>30820718
You went through shiny breeding, hyper training wont kill you

>>30816876
I just gave up on anons knowing anything, really.

>>30815453
YOU ARE SOLICITING SEXUAL FAVORS FROM A CAUCASIAN MAN!

>>30816476
inb4 adamant nature

>>30814158
>It doesn't not follow the thief theme
>Fast frail special attacker
>Ability it can't exploit
>No moves

>>30816432

THICC

>>30824530
>It doesn't not follow the thief theme
>what is cat burglar

>>30824632
Anon, please, she is a literal succubus. I suppose stealing your life force/soul is a thing too

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>>30818255
Let's dial it back.

>>30824553
Holy fuck these people are delusional.
Talk about first world problems.

>>30816476
PFFFFFFFFFFFF

Great Balls!!

LOL

>>30824914
more like madeup mentally ill problems

>>30816476
>great ball
Release her.

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>>30824553
>(seriously if you try to use dimorphism-specific pheromones on me I'll sue)

can't be real
has to be a joke

Nothing went wrong. Its a fictional creature in a video game. The only think thats wrong is the pervy rabid fanbase that sexualizes the damn mon.

>>30814283
This

Corrosion should have let it hit steel types with poison type moves.

Also, its head needed to be slightly bigger and it needed to have a scarf tassel in addition to its tailcoat things.

>4ft
>probably length so it's even shorter

>>30814158
>female only
tumblr won

Yeah, I'm extremely disappointed by Corrosion. Hitting Steel types with Toxic is great and all...but being unable to use Venoshock to take advantage of that Toxic infliction sucks ass.

And why did they not learn from Gen 4's Combee stupid evolution gimmick? Gender-based evolutions where only one gender gets it is unfair. Salazzle can keep her male harem, but let the males evolve into physical attackers, because they most likely would give their lives to protect their female leader.

>>30825284
>m-muh male power fantasy
Kys cis scum

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>>30824858
>tfw you will never snuggle with thicc lizard and feel her warm scales on your skin
>you will never know what her sexy pheromones smell like
>tfw you will never use her ability without getting ultra fucked

>>30825284
Pervert. I want gender equality in some way when it comes to evolutions at the very least. Froslass and Gallade are wonderful additions, so I want to see the same for male Combees and Salandits.

The Sun dex entry also states that an evolved form of male Salandits has never been seen. So just because it's never been seen doesn't automatically equate to non-existent.

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>>30824553

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This thread reeks of impurity

>>30814158
I find it disconcerting how widely she opens her mouth in pokemon-refresh

Are there any reskins of the JP scene where the guy says,"Clever girl...".

>>30816969
>using an injected ditto to breed
>not just injecting whatever it was from the get go
Is it fun being a retarded?

>>30823438
Sassy Salazzle.

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>>30814256
>>30814347
>>30820543
>>30814479
>>30825284
>>30825367
>>30825261

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Would've liked a male counterpart to continue the bandit-thief theme desu

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>tfw send out level 100 shiny females salandits on wonder trade

>>30814158
give me a fucking male evolution

>>30815814
Sauce

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>>30827818
You cunt

>>30828044
There's a lot of it on her face

Just search Olivia on rule 34

>>30814283

It's part Fire, why would you need it to hit Steel-types with any Poison move other than Toxic?

>>30828586

>Steel paired with Rock, Water, Dragon.

The first female Salandit I found was a shiny.

>No one believes me

>>30828685
Empoleon, Aron's line, Dialga, Shieldon's line., Probopass and Heatran

That's about it, no?

>>30816476

>greatball
>no premierball or another fitting pokeball

Release that shit

I wonder what it would be like if she used poison gas in my face, haha, that would be funny wouldn't it? I bet it would smell like roses and death

>>30814158
They gave a kickass tank ability like corrosion to a sweeper who has no sustain and pitiful defences. Salazzle with those stats would have been better off with an ability like sheer force or adaptability, or any other sweeper ability. Corrosion would benefit something like Venusaur, Toxapex, Amoongus or any other tank/wall better

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>>30820543
>Combee
>Making sense

As much as I fucking love Vespiquen, it makes no biological sense and isn't even close to how bees operate. In real bees, ALL workers are female, and males are basically just living sperm storage. Males don't do any work besides knocking up the queen and don't even have stingers. There might be a few males in any given hive, but they are massively outnumbered by females.

Combee only makes sense from a game perspective, because trying to model real bees (where almost all are female but only some can become queens) would be actual hell.

>>30829070
Salazzle should have gotten Merciless and Toxapex should have gotten Corrosion.

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>>30829307
>ywn never be vespiquen's living sperm storage
Why even live?

>>30814158
They took the best designed Pokémon of this generation and turned it into another waifubait mon.

What happened to my shifty-eyed, smug, bandit lizard? Why does it evolve into a coquettish, sultry, anthropomorphized lady in a latex lizard suit? What does Gamefreak have against monsters that look like animals?

>>30814158
It's kinda ugly. And brittle.

>>30829402
Hope you like being thrown out to die in the winter.

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>>30829458
Jokes on you where i live is hot the whole year

>>30829440
>What does Gamefreak have against monsters that look like animals?
Not defending salazzle but the designs that being designed after an animal being the main thing tends to be the laziest designs for me

>>30814158
I doesn't look that different from salandit