Why him? I know it's sideways, but fuck it

>>30807912
Because you're based instead of being a gay fucking shit eating fedora fapping cock munching boipussi rubbing unsanity fat retarded special ed suicidal unpure gains hating twink loving Redditor who wants to fuck the Owl.

>>30808040
>being this assblasted
just calm down, friend

>taking a photo of your fucking monitor

You must be at least 18 years old to browse this site.

>>30807912
Is this a Jojo reference?

>>30808442
>you need to post a perfectly neat screenshot everytime to please the anons of vp

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>>30807912
>>30807912
cause his animations are some of the best in the game

>>30807912
>Incineroar
There lies the problem. If you picked Shitten or Pooplio you are objectively trash. If you picked Rowlet, you are objectively a normie.

>>30808740
More like you do it to not look like a complete retard.

it's the same reason people play with machoke, to touch it's dick

>>30808793
t. nostarterfag

>>30808793
Somebody misses Sycamore's second set of starters :^)

>>30807912
Turns out the majority aren't nu-males and the twitter poll only reached a minority of the players, most of which were probably normies who left the game after 2 hours

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Same reason pick related was popular last gen.

>>30808793
st00pid gen1er

>>30808879
Except in this case it's girls and barafags instead of waifufags and trapfags.

Honestly I was expected it'd be Tsareena this gen.

>>30808793
t. normie
Neck yourself

>>30808915
>Tsareena
Shit taste. Doesn't compare at all

>>30808915
Lurantis is the better waifu anyways.

>>30808915
>tfw I had both a Tsareena and an Incineroar in my main party
>I don't fap to either one of them
Huh.

>>30808950
>>30808967
Hey I was just saying that Tsareena seems to be the most popular waifumon this gen.

>>30808974
are you me?

>>30808740
implying it's any way difficult pressing the print screen key

>>30808040

wew

Either this is some hard ass troll or someone needs to take a breather outside the internet.

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>>30808967
Bullshit.

Tsareena lets you play with her crown in Refresh, it's literally her favourite petting zone, and in the Pokedex it says that touching it makes Tsareena go weak.

You're quite literally getting her off.

>>30808974
>>30810265
Same Tsareena was just a better grass pokemon to me, my other 2 options at the moment were Lurantis or Lilligant, Tsareenas was so much fun to use

>>30808793
I think my favorite thing about all the starter shitposting is that my anecdotal evidence is:
>66% of biological women choose Decidueye
>100% of trans women choose Decidueye
>0% of men choose Decidueye

>33% of biological women choose Incineroar
>0% of trans women choose Incineroar
>50% of men choose Incineroar

>0% of biological women choose Primarina
>0% of trans women choose Primarina
>50% of men choose Primarina

It's just fun seeing people shitposting about "muh tranny seal" when the trannies are picking the owl.

>>30808040
Just because I like the owl doesn't mean I want to fuck it. Go get professional help.

>>30811386
ebin maymay truly ebin XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>30811386
[citation needed]

>>30811440
>my anecdotal evidence is
He literally admits it's anecdote. That's like asking for a citation when someone mentions what starter they themselves picked.

Based on his percentages, he's likely working with a sample of three biological women, one trans woman, and two men, which is meaningless from a statistical standpoint.

>It's based on Tiger Mask so it literally gains points in Japan for being based on something of their culture

>It looks and feels like a heel wrestler, so it gains points to all the Wrestlemania and all the WWE fans

>It looks "big" and "strong", just enough to get the attention of anyone who just instantly goes for the strongest looking mon

>Add points for possibly being the next Charizard popularity wise and I ain't talking about just the popularity here either, Charizard also happens to be the one with THE most porn out there

it's the normie/stronk/fire tiger being equivalent to fire dragon/COOL/I'm not gay pick

Primarina's the high class superiority bitch/fairy friend who means no harm vs. fairy friend that wants to shove its sexuality in everyone's throats/LGBT-defense squad/repeat-kawaii-ad nauseam/let the boy wear dresses pick

Owl's the Tumblr/hooded brahs/mom-it's-just-a-phase/relatively calm but feisty-nitpicky bunch/modest but have a really fucking big mouth regarding their opinion/don't want to give a shit but end up falling in fallacies/ends up forgetting arguments entirely because short-term memory loss pick

>>30811386
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>0% of biological women choose Primarina
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>0% of trans women choose Primarina

>it was Rowlet last month
I guess people just acquired some taste

>>30811386
Trans woman here, I picked Poppilio.

>>30811736
The BIRB faggots got bored.

Cool animations

Noctowl's a cooler owl anyway.

>>30811936
Who the hell is Poppilio