Hi Shocktens
who's shocktens?
>>30807422
A slut.
>>30807044
I want to marry herand make Olivia watch
>>30807044She has butterfly eyes
>>30807661
Well she is a butterfly, spirit, uh thing.
>>30807488
A cute slut.
>>30807488
Okay? So why is it in the OP?
>>30807044
CUTE
QUICK HIDE YOUR FRUITS
The battlefield just got cute!
HOW DOES IT EAT IF IT HAS NO MOUTH
>>30807919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzm3sNl8VwQ
>>30807864
YOU'RE TOO LATE
>>30808125
cute!
tapu lele has dragon tms for eyes and it bothers me
>>30808125
i wonder how it would feel to wrap my dick in those dreadlocks
would it be weird
I think I want to fuck a pokémon for the first time, after 15 years playing this series
First /v/ makes me gay, then /vp/ makes me a pokémon fucker. What the fuck is next?
>>30808287
That depends on what board you go to next
One of my friends traded my their lele for a goomy earlier, I haven't even gotten to the fourth island yet but already have one now.
>>30808287
>>30808365
that wouldn't be a bad idea
but dead people can't play pokémon
>>30808158
>>30807044
I want to kill it
>>30809224
leave that to me
>>30810484
I love to bully Lele.
Pssshhhh *sticks on choice scarf* heh watch this *spams psychic* nothin personal kid
would you hug?
>>30810568
I would not hug a tapu le
I will not fug you tapu le
I would stick my Thundercock into her as I exert my Mele Mele pride!
REMOVE TAPUS
post her tits
>>30810703
Remove yourself
>>30810703
tapu is new best friend
>>30810787
>Go Landorus and Tapu Koko!
>>30810602
Would you, could you, on a train?
>>30811205
would you, could you, after class?
would you ram her butterfly ass?
Finally got a modest one in a heal ball.
>>30807406
HNNNNNNNNGHmy dick is very grateful for this
So uh, just what do the Tapu do? I mean I get the whole 'guardians of the island' thing but what does that actually entail?
>>30813068
free blowjobs
>>30813148
Anon that's just a ruse to rout out the vile minded of the island (or at least the ones that are dumb enough to fall for it).
>>30813068
basically they are dicks
Don't worship them?
You're getting a lightning bolt
Try some weird real estate scheme?
You, your neighbors, and your neighbor's dog get a lightning bolt
There's a reason why Masked Royale never reveals his name while he tries to undermine the trials.
>>30813307
Woah woah woah, the only ones who seem like dicks are Fini and Bulu.
>>30813378
Fini just wants to be left alone
Lele is the one who scatters her scales and watches people go crazy and kill each other for fun
Koko is just a belligerent asshole which fits since he's acock
>TFW never befriend Lele and have her as a fuckbuddy
>>30813068
I like to think that calling them the island guardians is like calling fairies the fair folk. They're not actually fair, but you don't want to call them what they actually are (amoral assholes) because they might curse you and make your crops wilt, steal your children or destroy your local supermarket.
So to answer your question, they do whatever the fuck they want and the islanders let them do it because they don't want any trouble.
>>30813378
Bulu wrecked a market for invading his yard. What did fini do?
>>30813399
How is top kek belligerent? Sure he likes a good fight but he doesn't really push it.
>>30813435
I thought she tried to help people but her fog causes people to get lost and drown
she also is distrusting of humans, but as far as know she doesn't actively harm them
>>30813435
>What did fini do?
leave Poni island as a total shithole
>>30813462
He loves fighting, and doesn't care as long as there is fighting
He is a less defined Khorne, since people forget Khorne prefers skulls taken in honorable battle to just slain peasants.
Honorable doesn't mean nice and it doesn't mean that you pick fights for good reason. So long as the blood flows.
>>30813425
I mean didn't they also repel ultra beasts? Both in the game itself in that one cutscene, and implied to have done so several times in the past based on the books in the library.
>>30813518
Hey I'm not saying he's not an asshole, just that he doesn't really feel all that belligerent.
>>30813522
Why wouldn't you try to repel direct threats to your territory? I mean, even if you were a tyrant, you'd try to push invaders away from your home.
Hala also pretty much tells you that Koko mostly fights them because they're a good challenge. I wouldn't be surprised if the other Tapus had more personal reasons of their own as well.
>>30813587
I just noticed how gross Fini's webbed claw hands are.
>>30813522
Sure, but I don't think they did it out of the kindness of their hearts. Probably more the fact that the UBs actually pose a threat to them.
>>30813712
And Koko gets to have himself a good fight
>>30813587
>I wouldn't be surprised if the other Tapus had more personal reasons of their own as well.
i WANT tapu fini to RAPE me.
>>30813587
>western artists placing their watermark/brand all over the image
god that shit is trashy
Lele's a ditz with good intentions. Hasn't fucked up recently since Olivia's "curse" is that she tries way too hard.
Koko loves fighting and watching good fights. Basically Goku.
Bulu is usually lazy but as long as you don't cross him, he's fine. Except Nanu clearly hates his position.
Fini hates most humans but doesn't antagonize them unless they're threatening. Probably calmed a bit since she first started hating us.
>>30813921
so clearly the correct answer is that we're the assholes (I mean fuck they even helped in our wars until we went too far).
>>30813951
Most of the time.
I think Bulu probably goes a little too far and no-one really knows what will set him off.
Also he keeps Nanu as the Kahuna which honestly seems cruel.
>>30808287
>What the fuck is next?
Sonic the Hedgehog.
>>30814331
>building on a black sand beach
>wonder why you got your shit pushed in for desecrated sacred land
And who else will be Kahuna?
Koko is the best one, best design, best typing and the kindest of them all.
>>30810484
I fucking hate pokewaifus yet I can't hate this.
>le
GET OUT
Why is Lele the best Guardian?
>>30814603
because anti-priority, also cute.
252 Atk Life Orb Sheer Force Tauros Iron Tail vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Tapu Lele: 390-460 (138.7 - 163.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO
Get fucked Lelefags.
>>30815017
>Iron Tail
>Tauros
jej
>>30815225
>tries to be smart
>talks shit
>>30814407
I honestly feel like their whole relationship is somthing along the lines of "NANU YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON but dammit, you get results."Mind you Tapu Bulu says this about anything Nanu does, whether it be busting up slowpoke tail trading rings or weeding the garden
>>30815431
>>30815515
>master1200
>>30813401
>Fey-like charcoal skin instead of just a cute girl dressing up
I like it.
the island guardians are probably more dangerous than the UBs
except maybe guzzlord, he ate a bitch, that's pretty dangerous, also badass
>>30817050
>>30817079
Lele no!
Lele is cute. Would adopt.
Gamefreak truly outdid themselves this time.
>>30817079
Lele just exposed that girl's innocent vagina!
Rude!
fuck lele
>>30819293
That's the plan
>>30808019
God I love American Anime Dedede voice.
>>30819333
Fun fact: he's the Pokemon Stadium announcer too
>>30813587
I would make that a wallpaper if logan cure didnt fucking paste his watermark all over it.
I like to imagine the guardians as 4 siblings with eldest brother Koko, Elder sister Fini, Younger sister Lele, and Youngest Brother Bulu.
>>30819360
holy shit
>check Lele's stats
Is it good enough?
>>30819427
Thats nooo good
>>30819427
It's attack doesn't matter obviously so that's not bad
>>30819427
Hyper training in the defense and you're all set
>I"m literally falling in love with a pink teapot
H-help!
>>30807717
Those eyes creep me out like crazy.