Nihilego will fuck your shit up

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Alright, listen up because I'm gonna fucking talk about how fucking great Nihilego is in all the possible aspect and should be the new Pokemon god.
First of all, they're a fucking Jellyfish, do you know how amazing that is? Do you know about tentacruel? That thing is bulky, fast and will burn the living out of your ass, not only that but it also can spin câncer and be used in an offensive side, well Nihilego is the same, but fucking better! With it's wopping special offensive and defensive side, but also faster than a fucking dragon that dies to little ass pebble, it can be used to nearly anything you can imagine; with a choice scarf this soultaker can outspeed everything and kill everything in the right momentum, after a kill, if you're using max SpAtk and Speed, it will raise it's SpAtk and proceed to sweep your pokemon and your points in the ladder. With a variety of moves at it's disposal, such as Power fucking Gem, Sludge Wave, Thunderbolt, Dazzling Gleam, Psyshock and fucking HP Fire/Ground, it has more than enough to destroy you. It can also be a lead with Stealth Rocks and bulk enough to do anything at it's disposal to annoy you to hell. You might say that a simple scarf can kill it but fuck you, after a Stealth Rock, a Lando dies to a Power Gem from a +2 Nihilego, nothing can stop it at this point, not even Chansey. Did I alredy mention that it's a fucking Jellyfish? It will fuck your girl and you at the same time because tentacles are glorious in the hentai community; not only that, but it can fucking teleport, it can go DBZ at any point so you can't run nor fight, this is the best fucking UB, fuck Pheromosa or Celesteela, those are Pokemons for newfags.
So give up on any religion you might have and pray to Nihilego, our new savior that will forever change the meta as we know it.