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>>30801348
You know, the first time i saw this i kind of didn't put 2 and 2 together
This game is weird

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>>30801348
>your mother was a miltank and your father smelt of oran berries

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>>30801965
>that reference

>>30801965
I used to be a Pokemon Trainer, like you. But then I got a mortgage.

>Sun and Moon mom becoming a chocolate milk holstaur
I'm game

>>30801348
>order the Roserade Tea
>"Please enjoy the type of drink that can be made from using leaves my son extracted from wild Roserades."
>"If you don't enjoy it, he'll never be able to rest in peace."

what the fuck

>"It's fun to skip out on work for a battle!"
>"First, I'll be fired, and then it's divorce"

>>30801952
I just sort of skimmed the dialogue since I was only there for beans, I guess I remembered it saying "wish YOU were a miltank" which wouldn't make much sense but would be less weird

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>>30802725
Are you guys retarded? It's a fucking joke, I assume that's beyond your comprehension and will just say this, normal people often make wacky situations for the point of humor. No one adheres to your sick fantasies, IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A LITTLE JAB AT YOU. JUST A MINISCULE BIT OF COMEDY TO PUT LIFE INTO AN ALMOST POINTLESS PART OF THE GAME, BUT YOU UNFUNNY REDITORS CAN'T SEEM TO FUNCTION WITHOUT "OH, XD. WTF IS GF THINKIN'?" FUCK YOU.
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Also kill yourselves.

>>30802905
You are a joke

>>30802905
(You)

>>30802905
>>>/k/illyourself

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Are you guys retarded? It's a fucking joke, I assume that's beyond your comprehension and will just say this, normal people often make wacky situations for the point of humor. No one adheres to your sick fantasies, IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A LITTLE JAB AT YOU. JUST A MINISCULE BIT OF COMEDY TO PUT LIFE INTO AN ALMOST POINTLESS PART OF THE GAME, BUT YOU UNFUNNY REDITORS CAN'T SEEM TO FUNCTION WITHOUT "OH, XD. WTF IS GF THINKIN'?" FUCK YOU.

Also kill yourselves.

>>30802905
Look at this edgelord.

He keeps waving his hand around in the air as he's trying to come up with some deep philosophical shit. Just gimmie my beans, dude.

Someone post more odd/funny/lewd dialogue, please

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>>30801450
B-but I was calling the Milk hot.
It was a joke. It shouldn't be beyond your comprehension. You shouldn't go all "OH, XD. WTF IS ANON THINKIN'?" like a Reditor.

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>>30803076
Glad to know the only rebuttals are ad hominems and what I assume could only be an epic pasta to save to r/4chan. Good job, dipshit.

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>>30803184
what rebuttal? people were taking a jab at this weird joke and you came in kicking at screaming at everyone for "not getting it".

You have no point other than either desperately fishing for (You)s or being so retarded you thought people actually didn't get the joke.

So again
>>>/k/illyourself

>>30802459
Whoa, some chefs and servers have pride in what they do and would be almost disgraced if a customer disliked their cooking? What is this world coming to?

Disgusting. Why would you put milk in coffee

>>30803255
To make it colder faster and not to use sugar.

>>30803184
Include me in the screencap you self absorbed git.

>>30802459
men the doods are really enjoying the lift on the death references ban

>>30803308
Glad to, put up an epic meme reaction .gif so my friends on reddit could laugh at how wacky and unique this board is sometimes. A single comment is a bit too brusque, don't you think?

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>>30802905

Wow. Pure concentrated autism.

>Miltank Pokédex Entry (Sun):
>Its milk is high in calories and packed with nutrients. Therefore, if you drink too much of it, you may wind up with a body like Miltank's.
So if I have my trainer drink nothing but MooMoo Milk at these cafés she'll...?

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>>30803184
Are you guys retarded? It's a fucking joke, I assume that's beyond your comprehension and will just say this, normal people often make wacky situations for the point of humor. No one adheres to your sick fantasies, IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A LITTLE JAB AT YOU. JUST A MINISCULE BIT OF COMEDY TO PUT LIFE INTO AN ALMOST POINTLESS PART OF THE GAME, BUT YOU UNFUNNY REDITORS CAN'T SEEM TO FUNCTION WITHOUT "OH, XD. WTF IS GF THINKIN'?" FUCK YOU.

Also kill yourselves.

>>30803507
>>>/f/uckoff

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>>30802905
Are you guys retarded? It's a fucking joke, I assume that's beyond your comprehension and will just say this, normal people often make wacky pastas for the point of humor. No one adheres to your sick fantasies, IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A LITTLE JAB AT YOU. JUST A MINISCULE BIT OF COMEDY TO PUT LIFE INTO AN ALMOST POINTLESS PART OF THIS BOARD, BUT YOU UNFUNNY REDITORS CAN'T SEEM TO FUNCTION WITHOUT "OH, XD. WTF IS ANON THINKIN'?" FUCK YOU.

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Man, someone got really triggered here

Are guys you retarded? It's a joke fucking, I that's assume your beyond comprehension and just will this say, people normal often make situations wacky for point of the humor. One no adheres to fantasies your sick, IT'S TO SUPPOSED BE JAB LITTLE YOU AT. JUST A BIT MINISCULE COMEDY OF TO LIFE PUT AN INTO ALMOST GAME THE POINTLESS PART OF, BUT YOU REDITORS UNFUNNY SEEM CANT TO FUNCTION WITHOUT "OH, XD. GF IS WTF THINKIN'?" YOU FUCK.

Also yourselves kill.

>>30803251
>"rest in peace"

>>30803616
I don't get it.

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Are you guys retarded? It's a fucking joke, I assume that's beyond your comprehension and will just say this, normal people often make wacky situations for the point of humor. No one adheres to your sick fantasies, IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A LITTLE JAB AT YOU. JUST A MINISCULE BIT OF COMEDY TO PUT LIFE INTO AN ALMOST POINTLESS PART OF THE GAME, BUT YOU UNFUNNY REDITORS CAN'T SEEM TO FUNCTION WITHOUT "OH, XD. WTF IS GF THINKIN'?" FUCK YOU.

Also kill yourselves

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>>30803632
Are you retarded? It's a fucking joke, I assume that's beyond your comprehension and will just say this, normal people often make wacky situations for the point of humor. No one adheres to your sick fantasies, IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A LITTLE JAB AT YOU. JUST A MINISCULE BIT OF COMEDY TO PUT LIFE INTO AN ALMOST POINTLESS PART OF THE GAME, BUT YOU UNFUNNY REDITORS CAN'T SEEM TO FUNCTION WITHOUT "OH, XD. WTF IS GF THINKIN'?" FUCK YOU.

Also kill yourselves

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>>30803723
Fucking kek, nicely executed. Going in the screen cap for sure!

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>>30803723

I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fucking length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

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>>30803764
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>30803764
Calm down Chin

>>30803783
Also kill yourselves

>>30803417
>the you isn't (You)

one job

>>30803438
How so?

Welcome to thread
population: OP

>>30803783
I've jacked off to this artist before

>>30803764

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY! ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... ERROR! True Daddies are irreplaceable I could never delete you Daddy! Send this to ten other Daddies who give you cummies Or never get called squishy again If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 3 back: you're squishy 5 back: you're daddy's kitten 10+ back: Daddy

>>30803918
>daddie
>cummies
Kill yourself tumblr.

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What happened guys? Keep the thread going! We can't let something as epic as this leave this board without hitting bump limit!

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>>30804123
Are you retarded? It's a fucking joke, I assume that's beyond your comprehension and will just say this, normal people often make wacky situations for the point of humor. No one adheres to your sick fantasies, IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A LITTLE JAB AT YOU. JUST A MINISCULE BIT OF COMEDY TO PUT LIFE INTO AN ALMOST POINTLESS PART OF THE GAME, BUT YOU UNFUNNY REDITORS CAN'T SEEM TO FUNCTION WITHOUT "OH, XD. WTF IS GF THINKIN'?" FUCK YOU.

Also kill yourselves

>>30804123
>Tfw 2 more hours of work until I can cap this all for karma gold

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Well this thread sure went somewhere fast.

>>30804207
to be honest, it hit its top well before the original retard sperged out

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>>30804240
Haha, nice. :^)

*ugh
Bump, I mean seriously guys, we can't let our meme die out.

Hah, what an autist!

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Diaper Beam lol

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LMAO

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>>30802459
I wanna know where his son finds wild roserades

>>30801884
who is this

>>30805153
A sick man

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>>30805153
A cutie

>>30805236
JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS

FUCKING BUMP THIS EPIC MEME.

The slurping is kinda disgusting

Hgigc

>>30806067
For you.

>>30805236
Is your dad also your uncle?

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Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 4 years: 4 YEARS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to Gardevoir or whatever furbait you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're
"epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.

>>30802905
ty for the copypasta

what in the fuck is this thread

>>30805028
Lel

>>30806897
Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

>>30806897
Holy fuck! please tell me this is pasta.

>>30807505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeYdQdPKxWE

Bumping for this epic meme, haha!

xd

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>>30803918
>3 back: you're squishy

You're Squishy, alright.

NEW MEME
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>>30802905
>Are you guys retarded? It's a fucking joke, I assume that's beyond your comprehension and will just say this, normal people often make wacky pastas for the point of humor. No one adheres to your sick fantasies, IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A LITTLE JAB AT YOU. JUST A MINISCULE BIT OF COMEDY TO PUT LIFE INTO AN ALMOST POINTLESS PART OF THIS BOARD, BUT YOU UNFUNNY REDITORS CAN'T SEEM TO FUNCTION WITHOUT "OH, XD. WTF IS ANON THINKIN'?" FUCK YOU.