>Be me
>Evolve Shelgon
>Salamence want's to learn the move Fly
>Keep old moves
DAMAGED GOODS
such a wicked sense of humor
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA what a madman!
>>30798917
>go on 4chan
>shitpost with an old meme
hubba hubba
>go inside hotel room
>Gladion's in there
>talk to him
>he tells me to get out
>I stay inside
LOCK ME UP
>have level 1 Pyroar
>teach it Hyper Beam
>evolve starter into final form
>don't teach it it's signature move
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>release Nebby
>immediately sell lillie's poke doll
>something happened
>i reacted abnormally to it
A B S O L U T E L Y
D A M A G E D
>>30799399
well the bitch dumped me so it's only fitting
>be gamefreak
>give marowak his signature move 1 level before it evolves
LOCK ME UP
>Give haunter an everstone
>Trade it for a medicham
SAVE ME FROM MYSELF
>>30798917
At least post an actual Joker, not that bootleg Marilyn Manson without a sense of humor.
>be nebby
>actually get inside the bag
PEW
>>30799823
>pew lad
>>30799774
fuck that bitch at snowpoint
REEEEEEEEE
>>30799091
I am so excited for Banjo Threeie!
>>30799139
>lol
lol
>be me
>start pokemon sun
>choose popplio
>female
>reset game
WAIT 'TIL THEY GET A LOAD OF ME.
>>30798917
>play Yellow
>trade Pikachu
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>Bear elite 4 with team of all legendaries and my starter
>nickname them all after action movie heroes or just plain swear words
ALL MY FRIENDS ARE HEATHENS TAKE IT SLOW
>charmander wants to learn ember
>pick no
Hahaha I am IN SANE
>>30799091
Isn't that what everyone on 4chan does?
>>30799131
he will never recover from this
>>30802063
>find wild shiny Abra
>Go, Claydol!
>Claydol, use Teleport!
>go shiny hunting in the safari
>it's not the Friend Safari
DAMAGED
>shopping for Pokeballs
>buy 50 all at once, instead of 10 at a time for maximum Premier Ball gain
SOMEONE'S NOT GETTING DESERT TONIGHT
>>30803415
>tfw no desert
>be me
>have Golisopod
>give it Eject Button
MOMS GONNA FREAK
>Solgaleo appeared
>Anon used moon ball
THROW AWAY THE KEY
>>30803600
>be me in desert
>kid walks up to me for an item
>gives him soft sand
SOMEBODY STOP ME
>SR for shiny giratina til it appears
>Use bide on it
MOMS GONNA GASP
>>30803728
>be me
>be nebby
>escape bag
XD MADMAN
>>30803728
for the newfags who didn't get the joke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZb2y8aNggM
>>30803811
>I should have just masterball'd
no fucking shit. God damn this guy is a fucking idiot.
>pokemon center nurse says she hopes to see me again
>don't come back
>>30799139
diaper beam lol
>every SOS-exclusive Pokemon
>>30803882
lol
>>30802139
>Abra used Teleport!
>Claydol used Teleport!
>Abra used Teleport!
>Claydol used Teleport!>Abra used Struggle
>Get a 6IV shiny through legit breeding
>Has the correct nature and egg moves
>Wonder Trade it
MERRY HOLIDAYS AND HAPPY CHRISTMAS
>make pokemon use rest
>switch it out in the next turn
I CAN'T WAKE UP
>>30798917
>trading shit over wondertrade
>name all the pokemon "his kidney"
>pokemon goes to the person i traded it to
>"****" sent over his kidney! Take good care of his kidney!"
SOMEBODY STOP ME
>name metapod "penis"
>penis used harden
HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL
>Catch Abra in quickball
>Breed until it gets a neutral nature and synchronyze (if the caught one doesn't already)
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>30804469
>wonder trade it
>totally fucked up on purpose
>>30801057
I did it one better...
>Trade my Yellow Version Pikachu to my brother to see if it will follow him in his red version
>It doesn't
>He asks if it's oaky to evolve it
>Think maybe if he trades it back I'd have Raichu following me around
>Tell him to go for it
>Evolves Pikachu
>Trades it back to me
>No more following Pikachu
>I'm okay wit this, keep training it anyway
>>30803877
Source?
>>30804077
What did you get in return
>>30806082
Japanese Abra in a Quick Ball.
>>30806790
RIP
>>30805450
I don't think you know what's going on in this thread
>get blue version
>choose charmander
HAHAHAHA
>>30804313
kek
>>30803811
Why is it that in every one of these kinds of videos, the guy's mom comes in after they've failed?
>Catch box legendary in SuMo
>Didn't name it Nebby
I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE
>type gg on showdown
>thought it was bg
I'M A NIGHT OWL
>breed Reckless Starly
>Nature: Careful
U N T A M E D
>Vital spirit Delibird
>Relaxed Nature
T H E M A D M A N
>>30809180
that was my wife, the guy clearly has a wedding band on at the beginning of the video
>>30813211
>it's the game, mom
he's speaking to his mom.
or he has fucked up fetishes
>>30813211
Why was your wife in this guy's video?
>breed a Modest nature
>Characteristic: Is somewhat vain
SENTENCE ME TO LIFE.
>trade a kid a shiny
>it was a shiny RNG'd in emerald to have some of the worst possible stats
CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR
>>30808058
>get Yellow version
>box Pikachu for a Nidoran
HONKA HONKA
>>30799810
It's a meme you dip
>>30798917
>Trying to catch a legendary
>50 turns in
>Use a Quick Ball
CANNOT BE STOPPED
>>30801005
Kek.
>>30799399
>Reset for Nebby to have good stats.
>Catch it in cool ball.
>Immediately box it and don't touch it until I've done everything that could qualify as an adventure.
LOCK ME UP.
>>30798917
>get shiny fraxure
>max attack ivs
>Brave nature
>wonder trade it for weedle
>>30798917
>Opponent sends out Chesnaught in battle tree
>I have Braviary
>Bulks up 3 times while they try and set up
>use supersonic skystrike
>critical hit
>>30798917
>Playing ORAS
>Go egg breeding
>On the acro bike while holding B
Life is just a joke anyways.
>need machoke, gengar and alakazam for dex
>trade in machamp, haunter and kadabra on gts all with everstones
dont tell mom
>>30817542
>gets Machamp and Machoke reversed
SOMEONE GET THIS HOT HEAD OUTTA HERE!
>offer to trade someone a haunter
>have it hold everstone
I N S A N E
>>30817866
who care
>>30817896
>Unovabortion confirmed
>get mystery gift Pokémon from GameStop
>never talk to the girl in the Pokemén Center
SOMEBODY CALL THE COPS
>use Zoroark
>on a one man team
Hee hee ho ho ha ha
>>30798917
>Be OP
>Post shitty reddi/tv/ermin memes on /vp/
>Go suck 10 cocks afterwards
>Don't bring the 10th one to orgasm
Mom's gonna freak!
>>30820259
>See a thread I don't like
>Post in it anyways
DERANGED
>Use hyper potions and revives to fully heal pokemon
>Go use pokecenter right after anyway
M E N T A L L Y
U N F I T
>>30805517
>source?
its just some greasy haired jap being stupid
>Use Eelektross
>With Weakness Policy
NOT LIKE THE OTHERS
I've been catching legendaries...
[madman]keeping whatever random nature I get[/madman]
>>30803882
Carlos!
>HAVE A ZOROARK
>KEEP IT IN THE LAST SPOT IN THE PARTY
THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
>find shiny female popplio
>catch it. Inject it to make it male. Nickname it: Mistake.
>Wonder Trade
WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
>>30799091
>Banjo Kazooie
God that game is so fucking great.