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/guz/ Team Skull/Aether/Po Town General: It's Always Sunny

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Welcome to /guz/, where we only post 100% good content 100% of the time!

Discuss Guzma and the rest Team Skull, Po Town and the Aether foundation here.

Fanfic, Fanart and ya boi circlejerking are the name of the game.

Also we have a discord, for all your off topic /guz/ needs. Don't be shy we're mostly not terrible
https://discord.gg/XMxX3ym


Have fun!

Previous thread: >>30766557
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>>30778188
FIRST FOR GUZMA WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT?!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
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>>30778188
Second for Faba ass
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I want Guzma to choke me
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>guz will never use Dig on you
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Reminder to give Guzma a blowjob
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When you make a new thread can you please remember to post it in the old thread if it hadn't archived already?

I made another one and got yelled at because I didn't see this existed cause no one posted the link

pls I just wanna have fun and not look like an idiot
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>>30778530
I was just there. I can't believe how fast it got deleted
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>Nip twitter just learned that teaming up with Guzma is exclusive to moon
>influx of mourning fanart

My fucking sides.
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Spreading good vibes.
Let's agree to not be a Fandom that argues over ships and headcanons. Even if your headcanon is contrary to the characters actual personality it doesn't really effect anyone else.. I can see criticizing the quality of fan works but getting defensive over opinions is silly.
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>>30778555
Yeah I checked right after a shitposter complained and saw this. Didn't want to fight about which one should stay so I deleted mine and added the link to this one to the previous thread :/

I made 6 of them in a row before the last two, three counting this one and made sure to new thread link, new guys haven't been doing that, it makes fuckups like this easier to happen when you don't get to see the new link
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>>30778358
Lewd. I'm usually used to see a magicarp as a method of censoring, but a diglet will do as well.
>>30778188
Thanks OP!
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I kinda want to drunkfuck Faba. I don't know.
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>>30778530
But it was linked?
>>30778199
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>>30778601
Thank god I picked Moon.
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>>30778664
goddammit i just woke up and didn't see

now I look and feel like an idiot, sorry.

I'll....leave, sorry, /guz/
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Anons, I'm at work, but post draw requests for me to get to later. I swear I keep a list.

here's a repost because it's currently the only pic on my phone
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>>30778358
Is that a butt/torso on his head?
>>30778692
We forgive you. Please don't commit sudoku
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>>30778692
It's ok.
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I might write a dom guzma fic in like two months, or whatever. so how big do you think Guzma's dick is? He probably doesn't shave.
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>>30778601
I knew I made the right choice with Moon.
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>>30778601
I mean I have both games because I'm a cuck, but why would anyone not pick Moon as their main game?
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>>30778649
I can't fault you for that
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>>30778749
furries or quadrupedal pokemon fans
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>>30778667
>I have Sun
>there's no way I could have known because I wasn't aware of the miracle of Guzma when I picked
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>>30778735
5'11 with nice thickness. Cut or uncut.
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>>30778714
>>30778714
I requested Nanu Guzma before but today I'll request..
Just anything Nanu. Maybe Nanu looking groggy in front of a computer. I'd love to see him in your style (didn't catch any previous drawings if you've drawn him before.)
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>>30778800
that's definitely way too big. Also he's defo uncut, but it doesn't matter when it's hard
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>>30778794
I'm sorry anon. I would have been disappointed if I knew these challengers too were game locked.
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>>30778714
Our boy jacking off in his big boss chair? Maybe getting so into it that he's biting the knuckle of his other hand?
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>>30778635
>>30778723
I added his head to a pre-existing page of sketches, so there's overlap.
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>>30778825
Is it? I thought a big one would be 7 inches or something.
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>>30778878
5"11 tho? Admittedly, 7 inches is above average already.
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>>30778878
Anon, you typed "five-foot eleven inches"
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>>30778667
Ive had time to play sun and just helped the berry guy, but since I've heard Guzma is a Moon exclusive battle partner I've lost motivation to continue with sun even though I want to experience the game

My boyfriend got me sun and he has moon, I'd feel like a dick if I asked him to swap and reset over my thirst for Guzma
Sorry for the blog guys, I'm so torn, is battle tree even that worth it?
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>>30778723
>>30778725
I feel like a huge fuck up, because I keep missing these things... how do I become less of a fuckup besides sudoku

>>30778714
hospital Lusamine getting her hair brushed by gladion, with a team skull necklace somewhere with the note "Get Better Soon, L. From Big G

....I have dumb ideas
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>>30778922
desu not really. Battle tree is fucking shit, and a grind.
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>>30778906
>Guzmas dick is taller than I am
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>>30778922
>is battle tree even that worth it?

literally no
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>>30778945
>9.5inches shorter than Guzma's hyperdick
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>>30778915
Oh. I should have been more specific. I meant 5 inches and a bit more as in dick wise.
>>30778906
That sounds big.
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>be drawfag
>want some references
>go back in archives to look for that artbook thread
>mfw fuckers like Mina and Molayne get novellas written about them compared to Team Skull's notes

Explain.
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>>30778928
Its just a thread on an image board. It's nobodies personal responsibility, you've just been doing it consistently as a service to others.
Thanks, basically. :>
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>>30778988
pff 7 inches is small stuff for fictional dudes
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>>30778601
Thank god I recently bought a completed dex Moon and had the female character named Moon. That game is meant for battling stuff, so good job on me.
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>>30778992
Wtf they have Mina's height but not Guzmas?
Ridiculous.
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>>30778922
Just trade for Moon at Gamestop.
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A moment of silence for our fellow Sun guzmanons.
GF, how could you?
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>>30778944
>>30778972
Phew thanks, I feel less conflicted now
At least I'll have Kiawe to partner with
>>30779063
It's not a brand new copy sadly
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>>30778808
Coarse's drawn these Nanus
http://coarsefur.tumblr.com/post/154427630349/nanu-got-guzma-zip-tied-and-subdued-probably-for

Also the pic related masterpiece
NSFW:
https://coarsefuck.tumblr.com/post/154214707946/guzma-and-nanu-based-on-a-fic-from-the-vp-guzma
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>>30778714
Anything with Guz tied up and desperate
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I kinda wish there's more Sun/Guzma art. Guzma having a cute little bro sounds cute.
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>>30778992
I have no idea other than there might be more concepts somewhere else and skull is kind of minor compared to others....though uh, Mina, yeah.

>>30778996
T-Thanks. I try, I wanna be useful but bleh.
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>>30778915
Art WHEN
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>>30778981
Hobbits REEEEE
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>>30778735
About three fiddy.
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>>30779090
I don't get why this is just coming out now. Didn't people realize this a long time ago?

Also Battle Tree ain't worth it anyway.
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>>30779205
being small is nice, especially if you like being bullied
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>>30778992
Mina is best girl, that concepter ha good taste
>>30778735
A nice juicy thicc 6'5 inches
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>>30779120
Thank you anon
And bless you coarse
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>>30778735
6'5"
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>>30779205
As someone who's 5'8 and somewhat muscular, I can't relate to all the headcanons that assume you're like half Guz's size and strength. I mean, he'd still be big compared to me but not that notably.

I don't mind because the little greentexts are still cute and fun to read.
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>>30779227
>I don't get why this is just coming out now. Didn't people realize this a long time ago?
An guide book was just released which showcased the game difference.
I didn't know because I haven't played Battle Tree.
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It's time to post your lewd headcanons.

Hard mode: not just about Guzma
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Any french people know what the text says?
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>>30779357
I chose wisely.
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>>30779607
Royal is kukui
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>>30779607
Plumes dyes her landing strip pink
Lusamine has a perfect face, but old lady hands
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>>30779644
kiffe is slang, she is saying something like
>that idiot guzma
>but I still like him anyway...
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>>30779713
or I mean, if you want more specifically
>what an idiot, that guzma
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>>30779644
>Tsk. What an idiot, that Guzma.
>...But I like him anyway.
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>>30779713
>>30779733
All I needed to know.

Also, that is fucking great!
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>>30779644
She's making fun of what a meme idiot he is:^)
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>>30779607
Team Skull members like to hold hands.
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>>30779733
In english it's something like "That Guzma... he really is a prime idiot, isn't he!"

Post yfw you remember she likes 'em dumb.
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>>30779607
Nanu looks at a lot of obscure porn on the internet. I'm talkin' like hardcore bdsm, tentacle porn, dick girls, furry, guro.. also probably Bara. He tries to avoid pokemon rule 34.
Olivia is a dominatrix.
Plumeria is into getting face-fucked really hard
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can i offer you a nice buginium z in this trying time
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>>30779832
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>>30779832
I ship the two of them, so I'm not complaining.
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>>30779607
Guzma is enthusiastic about giving oral.
He has an average size benis.
He trims his pubes.
He's into dirty talk, and can be pretty kinky in bed.
He likes to be in charge but can be submissive on more rare occasions.
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>>30779607
Shady House is called shady, because of the many orgies ensuing in there.
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>>30779679
delet this
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>>30779090
POST YFW SUNFAGS MADE FUN OF US MOONBROS DURING THE HYPE SEASON BUT THEY WERE THE ONE GETTING KEKED AT THE END
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>>30779879
>tfw we never see our boy do the z-move dance
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>>30779607
I was about to say something about these two, but forgot what the lewd headcanon was.
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>>30779691
>That Lusamine one

still would worship those hands and everything else

>>30779607
Wicke likes to watch others do it
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>>30780056
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>>30780056
No. Does anyone even like Battle Tree.
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>>30780056
Fuck i meant cucked
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>>30780128
Everyone that ist güd
triggered much, sunfag?
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>>30780169
No. Are you?
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>>30779607
Guzma doesn't trim his pubes and lets the white hair grow wild and unrestrained.
He has a huge praise kink that he refuses to confess to anyone.

>>30780142
How fucking new are you to 4chan?
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What kind a pajamas do ya think aether and skull members have?
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>>30780228
Imagine him having some black pubes hidden in that white bush
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>>30780258
TS obviously has cute little skull pictures on them and Aether probably has their logo on them.
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>>30780228
It was a typo, pal.
im digging that pubes thing
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So are they going to pull a Colress and make this guy the villain of Stars?
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>>30780333
He seemed to be humbled after US happenings. Unless that was a facade.
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>>30780032
Where the hell did you find this anon?
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>>30780367
He thinks he should be in charge instead of Gladion, and gets pissed if you don't agree with him. Plus I get the feeling lying his ass off is standard procedure for him
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>>30780333
He hardly redeems himself.
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>>30780299
>typo
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Since I'm still seeing confusion about this every now and then, I'm going to just throw this out there to help clear things up a bit.

The original Japanese line from Guzma's dad is:

>"A child's journey is a wonderful thing, but it's no good for him to run off! So I set him to task! I got beaten black and blue because of that."

The anon who originally translated it a while back admitted that they made a slight flub, but they haven't bothered to clear things up because it's already so widespread. Guzma's dad is the one who got beaten black and blue.

However, the exact wording of the line in the Japanese version still carries heavy implications of abuse. While I cannot verify it for myself since I don't know a lick of Japanese, translator anon states that the dad uses an angry verb for "set him to task" and that the second part of the sentence is phrased as "because". This wording would not be used if a violent reaction was a surprise to the father, implying that the situation was already a physical one. It should also be noted that physical discipline is rather common in Japan.

The ultimate implication here is that Guzma's father initiated some form of physical altercation with him when he tried to run away, but Guzma is the one who finished it. Whether or not Guzma's father physically abused him before then is still up for debate however.

The English translation of the line is:

>"It’s good for kids to experience their own journeys, but running away without even word to your parents is another thing entirely. I tried to set that boy of mine straight, but when I did, I was the one who got beat..."

This translation is actually very close to the original Japanese in phrasing and implications. French and German are heavily censored, both outright stating that the conflict was a Pokemon battle. I've no knowledge of any other translations.
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>>30780381
From Twitter.
https://mobile.twitter.com/murano5623
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>>30780551
Capped for future needs
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>>30780551
Thanks, anon.

That makes a lot of sense.

I only just wish some people who heavily deny the reading would stop because it is ambiguous but I feel like if it was meant to explicitly not be some other versions wouldn't be oddly censored needing to mention the pokemon battle part
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>>30780551
Who translated this if you don't know Japanese?
Nice to get some clearification, but it's still confusing to me.
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>>30780789
An anon several threads back did.
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You know his Battle Theme and his Encounter Theme, I wonder who says the lines or is this somehow "computer made"?
I hope a real person, because the voice is somehow sexy to me.
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>>30780811
The same one who did the first translation, but didn't entirely explain it?
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>>30780831
the voices in the songs?

I think they're real people mixed into the song
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>>30780831
All the Skull track names have (feat. KYOtaro) in the title, but I can't find any info on KYOtaro
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>>30780907
Maybe he's new or one of those people that're obscure and not signed?

or an Alias for someone else
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>>30780847
I think so. I know the translator made a point about the verb thing and how the subtext regarding violence from the father was there in the original japanese.
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>>30780982
Ah ok. Thanks.
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>>30780907
Oh ok. So, then I think, it's a real person.Also I don't get it how to make voices on a computer.
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>>30778800
>5'11
anon what th efuck
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>>30780333
What could they do? Explicitly state that he's the one who poisoned Lusamine?

I don't really see it though, he was kind of made out to be a joke with Hau pointing out he could have just stayed hidden and all.
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>>30781070
>tfw you make little miscalculation and it becomes a joke

I'm sorry world, I really am.

Great job anon, I will remember this forever when I think about 5"11. This is my legacy.
Oh the horror, when it comes hard tho.
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>>30778928
I literally took over starting the threads two days ago when the last person said they couldn't and I happened to be awake when it 404'd. And they took over from someone else before that. We all just here to love ya boy. So don't be so glum chum~
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>>30780907
https://youtu.be/dv2vl612zUw
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>>30781229
sauce? this is gorgeous.
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>>30781223
I-I'll try not to be.

Hello, my second successor
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>>30781285
Is he really the same :o
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>>30781140
>when he gets hard
dick so hueg it can knock at nanu's door all the way from shady house
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>>30781312
Might take some time because I closed the tab on mobile and I don't have cookies allowed and thus no website history.
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>>30781070
>>30781412
best headcanon to come out of these threads yet
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>>30778800
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>>30781412
I would beware the house if I were him. Nanu has cats.
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>>30781818
>>30781412
>>30781070

I come back from actual hell to this... y'all are beautiful
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>>30781818
Aaa. I'm feeling happy but little embarrased too because of my potty mouth. Thank you, it's great! Now, where have I seen that eye before...
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Guzma has an above average dick, but it looks comically small compared to the rest of his gigantic body
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>>30781818
Holy kek this is beautiful!
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anons I wish I could contribute atm, but great giant dick keks
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Xurkitree-possessed Guzma's dick becomes another cable
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>>30782002
Maybe he's just a grower and not a shower? Nothing wrong with that. And then it just makes it even more funny when people think the boss is... less than adequate.
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>you will never show Guzma the pleasure of being cummed inside
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>>30781412
>>30781867
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>>30782781
Well, there won't be any Guzma Juniors around, that's for sure.
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>>30782781
my sides have left the planet
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>>30781412
>>30782781
Bless you drawfriends
Ya done good
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>>30782781
Do you think if he helicoptered his dick fast enough, he'd be able to fly?
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anyone that can read Japanese here?

Please, translate!
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>>30783034
>Guzma gets angry
>Starts to swing his dick around the mansion
>Grunts are hit, the chandelier is hit, windows are smashed, furniture is crushed
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>>30781890
>>30781961
>>30782033
>>30782830
>>30782847
>>30782994
>>30783034
Thank y'all. Poor Guzma. It's both a gift and a curse... at least he can propel his way outta trouble. Probably dick-slapped done ultra beasts to defend himself.
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>>30780789
I was up late, excited, and glazed over the -yarou. I freely admit I'm an amateur and corrected myself within five minutes. I didn't really think a sourceless 4chan post would run rampant all over Reddit and tumblr without SOMEONE double checking the translation and gave up trying to chase down misinformation because when you consider everything in context the final implication is the same at the end of the day.

取っちめる isn't a verb for "and then I sat him down and explained why we were worried". It's used in contexts like hauling someone over the coals, taking anger out on them, catching hell.

Japan on child abuse: "A 1996 article quotes Tsuzura Masako, then head of the Tokyo child welfare office, denying over the course of several years that child abuse existed; despite her own office taking hundreds of calls a year relating to child abuse. Her exact words: “Child abuse? There is no such thing. Parents hitting their own kids is just a temporary thing. It’s just discipline." sopheliajapan(.)
blogspot(.)

jp/2013/01/adoption-in-japan-part-1-why-are-there.html#.VGJ1C8lIpsI

Just look at the situation. A man saying "I caught my kid trying to run away from home, so I tried to teach him a lesson!"? That doesn't sound weird to you? That a parent chooses to PUNISH a child that's already trying to leave because they don't want to be in that house? And what kind of nice-ass neighborhood did you grow up in where "I'm gonna teach him a lesson" doesn't mean someone's getting hit?
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>>30782781
I laughed so hard I'm actually crying.

Not even dickstruction in human form can defeat the crazy cat man.
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>>30783214
>guzma letting grunts and co play with his dick on his nice days
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>>30783277
Just teaching him golfing lessons anon, just golfing... lessons...
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>>30783277
(the shit I had to do to make that fucking link post, eat shit hiroshimoot)

Considering what I know about Japan and what we know about Guzma, I don't think there's any situation where these factors--a man who shows signs of taking anger out physically (he's still grumpy about his son kicking his ass years later rather than worried about his missing son, and those golf clubs can't be Guzma's because all of Guzma's actual belongings are dusty and untouched), a son who screams at himself in the third person and is noted to have been focused on violence from an early age--where do young kids learn violence? From home.

You really can't do this math and come up with anything other than a violent home life unless you curve into wild fanfiction land and start making up shit like "this NPC who has literally two lines and 50% of them are angry actually feels really sad but hides it and the golf clubs aren't dusty because he keeps them out from guilt and Guzma just ran away because he was mad about not winning because that's totally why kids make serious efforts to run away from home, being salty".
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>>30783214
My stomach hurts, since I've been laughing at this for a while now.
>>30783318
Cool cat!
>>30783409
Oh no, these are all killing me.
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>>30783410
Did you know that a Japanese girl was beaten to death by her mother with a golf club in 2012?

>Despite having shown no signs of serious injury just before she collapsed, Yuma had suffered a cerebral contusion after bring struck repeatedly on the back of the head with a practice-use golf club.
>After being interrogated by police, Asato admitted that she had been hitting her daughter for “up to 30 minutes” and that she “may have gone a little too far”.
>The reason for the repeated blows to the head? Yuma had been caught telling lies.
http://en.rocketnews24.com/2012/10/27/%E3%80%90sad-news%E3%80%91-hiroshima-elementary-school-girl-killed-by-own-abusive-mother/

For the record I don't actually think Guzma was hit with the golf clubs; I just think they're supposed to represent that SOMEONE in that house gets breaks stuff when he's angry. But it's entirely possible they might recall this news story to a Japanese audience. It was pretty widespread.
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>>30783277
>I didn't really think a sourceless 4chan post would run rampant all over Reddit and tumblr without SOMEONE double checking the translation

I'm starting to fear for our generations of journalists, bloggers etc. who don't fact check or think to look around from multiple sources before passing on information.

Thank you for your translations anon, it's not your fault that people spread misinformation instead doing their own research.
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>>30783649
At first I was like "aw geez I'm gonna be so embarrassed when everyone points out I fucked up the direct object like a moron" but as it started showing up on reddit and tumblr I was more like "at least I'm not humiliated but seriously guys what the fuck". Thanks for being gentle, anon.
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>>30778992
Goddamnit.
Why is Japan racist against slavs?
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>>30783277
Holy fucking shit, they're no longer human.
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>>30783850
You are welcome. I hope you don't blame yourself about this. It isn''t your fault that stupid people don't fact check.

>>30783856
what
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Writeranon from last thread checking in to say that I am at work but hope to have some Nanu/Guzboy lewdness posted tonight or tomorrow. Handcuff bondage included due to overwhelming demand
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>>30784122
Looking forward to it :D
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>>30784122
You're a blessing, anon
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>>30784122
Thank you writeanon :D
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>>30784122
Ok, but don't over-exertate yourself. I hope you have a good work day.
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>>30783277
We went from big wiggly dicks to this and now I'm really sad. I mean I accepted that it was probably a back story element that's left super ambigious so we could sperg about it, but GF would never really comit to it... but damn.

Not only that, now I'm just regular ol sad for kids all over Japan who have to put up with that shit. 'no such thing as child abuse' and 'maybe I went to far' when you beat your kid with a fucking golf club... fucking lord.

I just want to protect them all.
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What do you think Guzma is like when he cries?
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>>30778714
guzma panting while wearing a collar and leash, his penis dripping cum/precum
i understand if you dont want to do it so theres no rush but
if you can
pls
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>>30784494
Amazing how we can from lewd to depressing stuff in the next minute. In my country, hitting children was probihited in the 80s (80's!!!!), so I'm not that suprised that it is still allowed in other countries as way of punishment.
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>>30783731
I don't even know what this says but I'm laughing at the soulless protagonist
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>>30784633
Whimpering, quietly sobbing.
When is around people he trusts, he is probably more emotional and vocal.
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>>30784777
From the looks of it, Guzma greets Red and Blue, the former not replying to him for being mute. He wonders about this and remembers MC for being similiar.
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Is 5'11" dick what happens when you repeatedly go on dick sucking rampages?
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>>30785048
Maybe.
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Okay since this is Guzma stuff I figured I'd ask

Is it true the game implies he was abused as a child? People in other websites are trying too hard to make him this "poor abused cinnamon roll uwuwuwu" and I'd just like to know if there's actual evidence or it's just people trying to find an excuse to like YA BOI
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>>30785261
Look further upthread. Literally a whole discussion on it. There's your spoonfeeding for the day.
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>>30785328
I just noticed and I'm reading about it now, thanks anon
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>>30784122
Yussss
Perfect.
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>>30785261
>it's just people trying to find an excuse to like YA BOI
I doubt that people like him just for that. More like he started as a joke character and it wasn't until the game was out that he wasn't the funny meme spouting dude they painted him as from the trailers. Are implying that people aren't allowed to like him?
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>>30784633
He hunches in on himself and covers his face with his hand so you can't see it. He does the silent kind of crying that you only notice because his shoulders are shaking. He probably messes around with his hair a lot with the hand that isn't covering his face.

Angry rage usually precedes or immediately follows said crying.
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>>30785261
>uwu

Just. Just. Fucking don't go near those dumb shits. Holy fuck I hate those ignorant little shits who only have ~anxiety issues~ and shit when it's cute.
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>>30785506
No, it's just that in other websites (especially Tumblr) there's this trend of not being allowed to like "problematic" characters if there isn't an excuse to their behavior.

I've been so desensitized to it that when I saw people talk about how Guzma was abused as a child I thought they were just trying to justify liking him just like they have done with other characters.
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>>30785641
In my head Guzmas behavior is justified by being a chronic underachiever, inheriting a short temper from his father and by *something* happening that caused him to fail his trial.
I don't need to speculate on his abuse to be able to relate to him as a character.. but naturally people will want to flesh out character details more and it does fit to say that he is abusive to himself and hiding his fear because he had a troubled home life
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>>30785641

Oh. Ok, I see. What the heck is even going on that site. I wonder.
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>>30785604
I hate that (supposed) emote so much.
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>>30785641
Yeah, I honestly don't blame you. I can't stand that shit either. But with Guzma, it really, honestly is the only explanation that covers everything to his father's blase reaction to his child running away from home to his sudden mood swings and screaming at himself to Hala's comment that he was focused on crushing others even as a young boy. That's classic "hurt them before they hurt me"/"if I'm strong nobody can hurt me" abused bully behavior.

Oh, yeah, and one other thing I forgot to mention.

Wicke tells us that Nihilego toxin doesn't create emotion, only releases inhibitions on how someone already feels.

When Guzma was possessed, his overriding emotion was terror. Fear is what motivates him.
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>>30785737
Easily influenced kids being controlled by older people hijacking legitimate concerns to twist them into their own power and manipulate others
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>>30785641
I'm certain most of us would like him even if there were no abuse theories, I've dug his design since the trailer but only went balls deep crush on him about a week before the game came out

Speaking of which when did you anons realize you had a thing for ya boy?
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>>30785737
It's nothing new really. Just people trying to feel superior about liking something and coming up with bullshit "objective" reasons for it and fighting people who aren't like themselves.
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>>30778414
*eraser head screaming*
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>>30785737
If you only follow the sane blogs, it's wonderful.
But if you get into those discussions you get to know how many idiots are there. The good thing (better than here I think) is that when you came across an idiot BAM! you can block them and go on with your life.
Usually, the most common discussion about fandoms I've seen there are a cuple of people who invade a tag about abused characters/problematic faves/manipulative or unhealty ships and demand that everyone who likes them share their personal history as, in their opinion, only abuse survivors are allowed to like them. Yes, it's pretty fucked up, but once you blocked them they're pretty harmless.

>>30785999
YES PLEASE
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>>30784633
He pulls his glasses down to cover his eyes.
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guess what boys and girls its time for DOM GUZMA
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>>30785930
Yeah I can totally see how that theory has weight when you put it that way. Guzma had a lot of mood swings now that I think about it.

>>30785940
>>30786038
This to be honest. Old farts that set up shop there back in 2013 or so eventually influenced the tweens that were in the site. Nowadays the ones that are trying to educate you on "social justice" are 14 year olds that think autism is a legitimate gender identity.

Fandoms aren't even fun anymore, back then the worst was just rabid fujoshits. Nowadays you risk getting dogpiled if you don't use the darkest skin tone possible for a brown character.
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>>30785984
I liked him when he was revealed. Fun design, it was something different from the more 'formal' organized crime and weird syndicates of the past. I was bummed out when I saw Ariados because I figured it would be another '>its fucking nothing' team like Flare, but I was surprised.

Funny though, I feel like the gunts got more character development than ya boy. I hope since he repented he'll be allowed to come back in another game. I'm fucking tired of Cynthia and Looker being the only ones granted the privilege to be in literally fucking every game ever.
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>>30785984
Ever since I saw him. I had avoided all the S&M related news regarding characters up until early November and stumble to one of these threads and I never looked back.

>>30786038
>>30786085
I see. Still lefts me baffled.
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>>30786137
Why not both?
>>30786173
>Rabid fujoshits
What's wrong with fujos? They're usually fun and make good oc
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>>30786085
Yeah blocking their asses and leaving them in the dust is the best option.

I mentioned before I don't like the fandoms all that much because of them but usually they're easy to avoid. However small fandoms controlled by cliques can be a nightmare of obnoxiousness, believe me from experience.

They're also a danger to the mentally ill/people with low self-esteem they claim to protect. Zamii was probably the most popular case of this but their bullshit against people who can't defend themselves is pretty rampant it's disgusting.
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>>30786250
Fujos are amusing, I really have no problem with them. I was just putting the example that back when Tumblr was in its early years the worst that could happen was seeing porn made by them.
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>>30784633
Depends if he's alone or if in company of others/alone but others could hear him.
If he's with others he tries to fight tears back, but they start running down his cheek anyway, and he ends up with quiet sobbing, often trying to dry his eyes with his hands.
If he's alone, and in nobody's hearshot, he's loud. Screaming and pulling his hair and maybe causing scratches over his shoulders or punching random stuff, getting his hands scratched as well. Eventually he calms down, wiping his face and pretending nothing ever happened.
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>>30786173
>Fandoms aren't even fun anymore, back then the worst was just rabid fujoshits. Nowadays you risk getting dogpiled if you don't use the darkest skin tone possible for a brown character.

I'm speechless. And disappointed. And angry. These people are probably the light of the party. Not. I would take all the fujoshis over them. Any day. Shit is not fun anymore.
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>>30786250
the past few threads have been nothing but sub its dom guzma's turn now
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>>30786250
>What's wrong with fujos?
Depends. There's fujos that are fujos who like to watch gay men fuck and that's there thing. And then there's fujoshits who are agressively obnoxious about it and every conversation they need to shoehorn their shitty OTP into. They literallt can't just talk about the weather without going on about how it makes them think of that one fic where so and so jizzed in the shower and the rain made them think of his shower jizz and isn't XY pairing the best?

Like any other kinda autist, they have a bad extreme. It doesn't make all of them that, but most people with a brain put some space between themselv and the lable because they don't want to accidently come into contact with one of those.
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>>30786399
Why don't we talk less about the problems with unhealty fandoms and WAAAY more about dom Guzma?
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>>30786465
lets
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>>30786239
It's probably because of the lightning but I can't help but stare at his crotch.
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>>30786399
I second this
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>>30786239
>I see. Still lefts me baffled.

If it helps you can think of it outside of the fake morality spectrum. People try to argue and judge others by stupid shit all the time. What phone you have, what beer you drink, etc.
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>>30786258
ot but fuck zamii i've never cared for her art and never will.
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>>30786173
Back when the .cia was dumped and someone extracted the script, I could not figure out who was actually saying the "Guzma! What's wrong with you?!" lines because it just made no sense for it to be Guzma itself. Seeing them in motion and the way he snaps from losing with a relatively straight face (stuff like "you win...I guess" is obviously grumpy but not full-on nuts) to tearing at his hair and screaming at himself...-worried laughter-

Most bad guys, when they lose to the main character, scream at THEM. "Damn you kid, how dare you beat me, stop interfering with my business", etc. But Guzma yells at HIMSELF. That's just...not right.
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>>30786549
I want to hug him
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>>30786493
You're not the only one.
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what do you think guzma's favorite dom-oriented kink/fetish is?
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Confession time:
I like Nanu more than Guzma


>>30786465
And I concur with this post.. though I prefer him as either or.
>Dom Guzma would like slamming you onto the bed
>sexy growling and moaning?
>probably smells like sweat
>can probably perform oral on most people while lifting them up and wrapping their legs around his head and shoulders. Imagine this against a wall.


> Sub Guzma making kinky bets with Nanu where Guzma has to wear a vibrator in his ass all day.
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>>30786549
Ya boi just needs someone to love him, ASAP
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>>30786511
Thank you. Could be because it's like 2 am and I can't think properly. But yeah, makes more sense when you put it that way.
>>30786582
Heh.
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>>30786390
An artist I follow has gotten attack by "them" for using a too light skin tone which was actually sampled straight from the official art, it baffles me how desperately they try to find someone to bully
>>30786603
He likes hugging positions because of the intimacy
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>>30785930
>When Guzma was possessed, his overriding emotion was terror. Fear is what motivates him.
Delicious.
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>>30786603
Size kink. He likes being taller than his partner (usually he's taller than anyone anyway), and shows it off by hovering over them, possibly lifing them up too. Chances are that he'll stand straight, for once.
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>>30786603
This has nothing to do with BDSM, right? Or does it?
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>>30786733
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>>30786639
>"W-What's that noise, boss...?"
>"It's just my throne creaking. See?"
>Tries to rattle it around while sitting in it
>"Uh, boss, you're sweating pretty heavily, you okay?"
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>>30786681
Sad to hear that. Some people are never happy or content on whatever you do. I bet that if the character was colored blue, they would still complain about it. Why can't they just close the tab if they don't like it, instead of being shits?
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Team Skull is the best team and Guzma is the best leader. Just a fact.
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She did nothing but be sexy
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>>30786685
Stop, fucking making me want sub guzma goodness this is dom power hour
>>30786905
She cared for her bonehead bros and sis' and for that I love her
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>>30786733
>being your own kink
that must be so hot and satisfying at the same time. It's not just a fantasy like most of us just have to sit here and wank to. Being able to go out and DO it... hnnng. I bet it gives ya boy a lot of confidence in bed too.
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>>30786840
Tumblr is full of entitled little shits. Ignoring something isn't in their options, if they want something gone, they'll whine and vilify you until you either give them what they want or give them more than what they can chew.

>>30786733
God I fucking love this
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>>30786603
To make you wear perverted and revealing lingerie, writing degrading stuff (personal cumdumpster, dick here etc.) on your legs, lower stomach and crotch area with water washable pen and use gags, vibrators and plugs on you.
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>>30786738
it can if ya want it to.
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>>30786840
Because they enjoy harassing others
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>>30786603
Bondage.
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>>30778714
Ya Boi draw in the style of pic related
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>>30778714
Guzma as a male ballerina
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>>30786733
>plumeria recruits a particularly petite grunt
im writing this fic
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>>30787323
He certainly is flexible.
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>>30786603
I find it hot that he says destroying/breaking you in the Japanese version, when in English version it just ''beat you up''.
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>>30784633
Guzma only cries after he has a hardcore breakdown,. like stomping holes in the floor, punching holes in walls, and breaking furniture with his bare hands level breakdown.
Plumeria has to patch him up afterwords because he ends up hurting himself while rampaging, trying to ignore his sobbing.
Occasionally when he's really going into a rager Golisopod will emerge from it's pokeball and restrain him until he starts crying.
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our boy after a successful dicksucking rampage
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>>30787750
Poor femgrunts miss out on all the fun
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>>30786603
he likes to make his partner scream and is slightly sadistic.
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i want guzma to bite my pussy
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>>30787750
Cream-filled boy
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>>30787750
He left no survivors.
>>30787772
I hope your wish comes true.
>>30787821
Ouch?
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>>30787772
>>30787956
If only
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>>30788027
What would Guzma order at McDonalds?
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>>30788027
Daw.
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Sweaty working out Guzma is too much from me.
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>>30788043
A McRib sandwich (by itself) and the Big Mac meal. His drink would be Dr. Pepper, easy on the ice. He prefers to sit in the back corner.
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>>30788122
I want to sleep with Guzma.
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>>30788419
Guzma is probably the most annoying sleeper. Get ready to essentially become a body pillow he drools on.
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>>30787264
Seconding. suits him
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>>30788532
Post more Guz/Plum fics and art. I wish this pair was more popular.
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>>30788636
I can see what I can find.
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>>30788722
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>>30788793
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>>30788636
I can repost a few I drew in previous threads. I also wish it was more popular, it's cute
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>>30788838
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>>30788838
this one is so cute
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>>30788636
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>>30788875
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>>30789006
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>>30778601
is it really? the game or the character?
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>>30789130
aww that's too adorable
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>>30789130
is it bab guz time?
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Post cute headcanons
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>>30789368
Guzma takes you to Costco/Sam's Club consession area for a date, since the food's cheap. You both also play around on the jungle gym equipment and shit in there.
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>>30789368
When Guzma is really into someone, he'll make them Tapu Cocoa himself and get all defensive or embarrassed if they question it. That's how you know he's getting serious.
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>>30789172
>>30789130
those are too precious. i'm joining the party too
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>>30789368
Guzma can't help but coo over Joltik
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>>30789465
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>>30789582
>2nd place

damn, ever since he was a kid Guzma could never quite be on top.
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>>30789665
Dom Guzma can take that 1st place
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>>30789368
If you sleep with Guzma he likes to tuck his head under your chin regardless of your size in comparison to him. His fluffy hair makes it slightly uncomfortable.
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>>30789665
At least he's top in our hearts. And in a lot of the /guz/ Anons' perverted fantasies, including mine.
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>>30789721
>His hair tickles your chin and neck
>You rub yourself against his head to try to ease the itch
>He pops a boner
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>>30789665
he did his best and thats all that matters
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>>30785048
Anon, think for a second. At what point does putting a dick in his mouth do anything to his dick?
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>>30789832
he's absorbing the power of dick
like kirby
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>>30789750
I like to think it's very easy to make Guzma pop a boner. And that it happens at some very weird, nonsexual things sometimes.
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>>30785506
dude sauce on that picture pls
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>>30789882
>"Shit, this is an amazing malasada!"
>"B-boss....your pants...."
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>>30789882
>Grunt makes him an exceptionally good mug of Tapu Cocoa, pops a boner
>Nanu tries to console him about the whole Ultra Beast incident, pops a boner
>Guzma finds clothes in the store that actually fit him really well, pops a boner
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>>30789465
Go home, Slaine.

>>30789944
>finds clothes in the store that don't fit him really weAAUUGH GOD
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>>30789921
>"What, you never seen a boner before?"
>Continues to eat like nothing's out of place
>Grunts can't help but glance at it
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>>30789917
https://twitter.com/2saKae5/status/809097024725336065
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>https://ultramemebugs.tumblr.com/
Not sure this is the right place to post this but w/e.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTlzUpmp8sY
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>>30787358
pls post when finished
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Thinking of writing that veteran cop/rookie roleplay sequel to the smuggler roleplay Nanu/Guzma fic, would you prefer the same tone as always or something more serious?
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>>30790098
God damn it, I'd finally stopped thinking 'a special boy' every time.
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Making my guzma folder, please give me more cute shit of guzma playing with wimpod/golisopod.
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>>30790193
Sorry D:
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>>30790175
Same banter
Make it as dirty as you want boo
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>>30790232
>wimpod 3DS
CUTE.
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>>30787264
I apologize, anon
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>>30790232
here, don't think I've posted this in the thread yet
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>>30790232
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>>30790498
cute squats anon
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i am also trying to gather a guzma folder i cant get enough of this guy
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>>30789465
added plumeria. my tablet was being a jackass while i was drawing so excuse how sloppy it is
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>>30790462
Why must you hurt me like this?
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>>30790360
>>30790498
>>30790521
Thank you. I know it sounds like a cliche but I can't help but imagine that when alone guzma cuddles even the most rigid and ugly bug pokemon.
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>>30790607
I'm sorry anon. It's my favorite thing I've drawn all day.
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>>30787264
second version
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>>30790290
I want to make it as dirty and disgusting as possible, but without any handcuffs action
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>>30789665
when you go to his parents' house the trophies in his room are mostly bronze with like one silver

poor guy
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>>30790722
I want to kiss KaraGuzu
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>>30790672
Well, whatever makes you happy bruv
>>30790722
Ichiguzma is Nanu's disciple I see
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>>30790722
>TFW Six Guzmas
>but on the other hand, this reminds me that season two will never happen
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>>30780551
I don't care if Guzma got beat up or what, it means Guzma at least beat his dad up which is cool
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>>30790722
>>30790462
cheers to these
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>>30789368
Guzma goes all gooey when you kiss his neck and will tilt his head back to give you more access
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>>30790752
At least his necklace is gold
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>>30790462
kek
>>30790722
So nice, makes me want to try to draw an osomatsu style ya boy
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confession time:

sub guzma kinda gross me out now that I know he was in a violent home
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>>30790462
>>30790722
These are too great
>>30791189
Same here. I might try to draw it.
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>>30791218
Stop
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>>30791247
I want to enjoy things too, brah. I wish I never knew that.
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>>30791247
It's beginning like I thought it might.
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>>30791218
I honestly don't see how the two are related at all
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New thread please.
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Just got home from work, unpacking then time to unload a bunch of /guz/ lewds
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>>30791218
??
care to explain? don't mean to sound to forward or anything but im curious why you think this way.
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>>30791358
We're on page 6.
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>>30791218
>>30791275
U wot m8
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>>30791398
>>30791345

lots of that stuff has guzma crying and begging and it's just kinda weird, okay.
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>>30791530
If you'd prefer to see something different, please share your ideas. A lot of draw/fic anons are mainly going off suggestions.
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>>30791530
I think you've made an irrational connection somewhere, but whatever. We can't control our squicks I suppose.
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>>30778735
pls i live for dom guzma
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>>30791334
>I wish there was more x stuff instead of y stuff
>Why do you headcanon character as y when they're obviously x?
>I think it's just kinda gross when character is y

At least I doubt it'll ever go the full Tumblr trajectory here.
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anyone making a new thread?
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Is there a new thread yet?

I don't wanna fuck up again. we're saging hard
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>>30791592
oh no, im not gonna judge what people can and cant enjoy. Just kinda hard to enjoy myself, personal whenever I see a pic of brutal sub Guzma, my head immediately goes "this kid was abused, yo" and ugh

>>30791601
yeah, unfortunately
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someone please make the new thread. trying on my phone and crashing hard.
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>>30791702
Okay gimme a second
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>>30791721
thank you kindly anon
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>>30791662
sub here who's been abused and molested, please don't fucking do this. It's really honestly not related and this kind of concern trolling just makes people feel guilty for not being ~confident~ enough.
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>>30791662
No offense but this isn't a "safe space" no one is going to post differently because ones uncomfortable at what other people like, hope you understand
If you don't like it that much no one's forcing you to stay
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>>30791740
I can't stop my brain, bro
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NEW THREAD:

>>30791800

>>30791800

>>30791800
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>>30791789
dude, read the first sentence of the post.
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>>30791825
Why bring it up at all then? This is sounding like a familiar fandom song and dance to me and I'm not into it. Let's make next thread better.
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>>30791825
It's still passively complaining by saying it's hard to enjoy these threads because of bottom guz
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>>30791797
Nobody's saying you need to like it, but you really can't see why it makes people kind of tetchy when you open up unasked with "this thing grosses me out because it's, like, abuse"?It's an insinuation that bugs me on a personal level, of course I'm gonna respond. You can't defend that with "well that's just my opinion" because you've put it out there to challenge content.
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>>30783214
the drawings had me giggling but thismade me full on snort. thanks you guys
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>>30786399
Third
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>>30787358
Anon you better post it here when you're done I swear to god
...please?
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>>30791218
same, but not for the same reason
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>>30792347
why do these two panels arouse me so fucking much?
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