/guz/ Team Skull/Aether/Po Town General: Guzumatsu-san edition

thank you kind anon for making the new thread

What's your fetish, /guz/?

FABA DID NOTHING WRONG

>>30791859
except be a bitch

>>30791867
don't shame a man for following his boss's orders

>>30791847
I have way more then one.

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spanking request from several threads ago, also Nanu/Guzma

>>30791906
Choose your favorite.

So what are yalls headcanons for the little things? Like what does guz smell like or who in team skull wears the heelys?

>>30791911
handcuffs too I guess. I just threw a bit of everything in there

>>30791911
Hot as fuck, Coarse! I keep looking at his feet for some reason.

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>>30791847
feet, femdom and watersports

>>30791925
Grunts and Plumeria wear the heelys. I like to think Guz smells like bug type pokemon. In general.

>>30791925
Guzma smells like Tapu Coco and weed

>>30791911
Sweet sassy molassy I love your art

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Okay here goes.

>Headcanon; Guzma in Stu Pickles attire.

>>30791948
Imagine guzma having a tantrum and all the grunts just heely away from those feelys

>>30791925
Guz smells like the Pokemon version of axe body spray. When he doesn't use that, he smells like sweat and either earthy or floral depending on where he's trawling around for bug pokemon.

>>30791847
spanking, bondage, and tickling

>>30791847
weird object insertion, tough guys being bratty subs, old men, schandenfreude in sexual situations, NTR

>>30791916
I guess light bdsm.

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>>30791847
chubby

>>30791944
>for some reason.

because you're degenerate

>>30792117
SAUCE

>>30792126
It's not normally my thing but I guess I am.

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>>30792006
Fucking points for the rhyme.

>>30791948
yes please

>>30792133
http://wheresthebeet.tumblr.com/post/154459065442/i-drew-him-a-little-squishier-than-normal-oops

>like talking about the darker and more downtrodden stuff about all this
>all this fetishy stuff going on

I just want to deal with silly stuff like "Does Guzma idolize the Masked Royal since he is a winner and Guzma wants to be a winner" or "What do you think some of the grunts did when they went back home to their parents? Do they still occupy the garbage town to keep themselves sheltered since they don't want to face the shame?"

>>30792233
What I like or my answers or both

>>30792250
We can do both, just post it and people will respond, most of us can relate but we also don't wanna think about that sad stuff all the time. Or at least, I don't. Too real.

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>>30791982

>>30792250
Since when does MR win anything? dumbass scrub with his rockruff

So, AU question...

What if Guzma made Captain and Kukui didn't? That would throw a bunch of cold water on Kukui's excuse of "I could have done it if I WANTED to", but how do you think the character dynamics would change? How would Guzma change?

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>>30791847
calling guzma sir/boss
i draw the line at daddy though

>>30791847
Bondage, soft tummies, edging, and dirty talk

>>30792302
Those fetishes

>>30792326
>not changing chocolate pudding to tapu cocoa

One job.

>>30792326
Thanks mate.

>>30792075
>old men is a fetish now
im so far beyond purity is insane.

>>30792326
>not editing to 'tapu cocoa'
less than steller

>>30792354
i feel so foolish now gdi

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I've never watched this anime, but adore the artstyle. So, had to try making a Guzma Osomatsu-kun... thing.

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>>30792352
Glad I'm not the only one here, then.

>>30792339
Good thought to spend time on. Hmmm.

>>30792339
Guzma would be literally an entirely different character, I imagine, so it's hard to say. I don't think he'd be leading a team of sad thug kids if he'd succeeded.

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regarding >>30787358
should it be second person ('you' instead of 'she')? and what should the grunt's name be?

nsfw Guzma/Gladion request from quite a few threads ago, took me a while to get to it

http://i.imgur.com/VQCDpfU.jpg

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>>30792354
>>30792371
fixed

>>30792368
Unless they look all wrinkly and ancient its barely a fetish.
Hell my first anime/manga crush was in his forties. I still really like him now.

>>30792504
I would prefer no name (or just grunt since every skull member is called grunt)

>>30792531
perfect

>>30792542
tell us so we can shame you

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>>30792531
A+, anon.

>>30792558
okey doke. and how short should the grunt be?

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>>30792685
....5'2

>>30792594
Nope. I'm leaving you curious forever.

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>tfw you have to have a whole nother folder for coarse's art because goddamn, man, it belongs in a museum.

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>>30792799
its all so fucking good

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draw request for teen Guzma in baggy clothes

>>30792834
And he just posted below us too, another one for the archives. i am blessed

>>30792799
thanks anon, feels good to know I'm folder worthy

post your all time favourite Guzma pictures

>>30792880
I'm jealous of you, but in a good way. I gotta get good like you! Your art is too great.

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>>30793175
already did >>30792343
but this is second best

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>>30793175

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>>30793175
I'm so sorry

>>30793253
Why is Guzma one-sided lusting after Kukui so hot?

>>30793235
aw this is too sweet

>>30791911
Nice, very, very nice my dude
I have to keep myself from going all caps whenever I see your art

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Can't find the one where it looks like he is getting all in your face as he has a grin, but love this one as much.

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idk why this edit looks so good

>>30792502
That part can be fun. Maybe he still has a program but it's less sketchy.

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>>30793175

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Guzma is totally a Karamatsu
I'll uh finish this crossover meme thing tomorrow maybe
sorry about the phone pic

>>30793464
Do you mind me asking why people take phone photos of a computer screen they could screencap?

>>30793564
Not original anon, but I do sometimes bc my laptop freezes a lot bc it's old and I'm too lazy to wait for the lag of saving a screen cap

>>30793564
Cause all the cool kids are doing it
Kidding, personally cause it makes it feel less like a finished pic and also part laziness tb h
I wouldn't do it with something I put a ton of effort into or something finished

>>30793375
wouldn't mind seeing him squat in-game in that

>>30793724
sounds like way more effort to take a pic and upload it to 4chan

>>30793791
I was on 4chan on my phone
Is the phone pic that bad?

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Your boy as a bound, gagged, shuddering mess

Goodnight, guzma thread. I'll post more tomorrow.

>>30793840
not really, it just seems like more effort.

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your boy squatting

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IT'S YA GURL

>>30793897
Oh my god what a qt

>>30793873
h-hot damn

>>30793791
Yeah they could just save the image in program.

Might I request a fic/pics of guzma hoarding bug pokemon into his coat in the winter and bringing them home like they're stray kittens because he doesn't want them to freeze?

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>>30793897

>>30793873
Coarse is a god among anons god damn.

>>30791847
i'm a sub through and through, a bit masochistic and really into degradation and dirty talk

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your boy squatting perfectly still

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little doodle for you cool people

>>30792407
this is great, anon!

>>30791847
beautifully written/drawn depictions of pain/pleasure

>>30794249
I like how you kept the glasses, nice anon

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your boy squatting at night without his golden chain

>>30794216
seconded, great thing about /guz/ threads is there are tons of cool different art and writing styles

>>30793464
Cute!
>>30793873
Oh boy.
>>30793892
Why is he so damn cute?
>>30794232
Still freaking cute!
>>30794249
Sexy Guzma.
>>30794263
Sexy strong Guzma.

>>30794249
Mm those joocy arms, I like how you did his hair

>>30794423
What did it say?

>>30794249
>those arms

d....dad....

Skull grunts canonically has good arms and legs

>>30794448
I was agreeing with anon saying a unique art style can stand out just as much as technique. honestly thankful we seem to have both in abundance on these threads

>>30794403
I like those little bounces he does while he squats.

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Chapter 1 of G-Rated GuzMeria date fic is almost done. Need to take a break so it'll be out tomorrow. i got tipsy tonight and almost started crying thinking about them because all I want is for them both to be happy

All of the Guzma Osomatsu-san stuff in this thread makes me so happy, I love Oso-san especially my husband Jyushi!

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at night, golden chain

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I'm having a rough night and feel no confidence in myself. I apologize for my passive-agressive attitude in this thread, but I've told myself to shut up now. Please do not listen to my words from before, even though I deleted them.
I like this drawing because Guzma looks embarrassed but you know his heart is racing.

>>30794516
looking forward to your fic, anon!

>>30794531
Cute bouncy sweet fluffball.
>>30794504
Oh, I see. Yeah, it's crazy seeing so many writers and artists on here. And everyone has their distinct style; it's amazing.

>>30794448
I deleted it just incase the artist took it the wrong way that I assumed it was their art, my dumb lateposting brain didn't filter how it could sounded assholish but pretty much this
>>30794504
>>30794538
We all make mistakes and we all love guzma I'm not sure which were your posts but it's all good

>>30794538
that pic is so cute hope your night gets better anon

geez, go to bed if you're all funky.

What's the matter? I'm confused.

>>30794593
There's some serious talent on here too. Most of the fic from here is better than all the other Guzma stuff I've seen around.

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I'm still jealous because I can't draw guzma as good as anyone in this thread. The best I can probably do is this from like 3 threads ago

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>>30794586
Thank you! All I've written so far is smut or suffering so I'm hoping I can do a good job for a majority happy / feel good and completely SFW story. But I needed to give them a happy ending after all the shit I've put them through lol.

>>30794676
no need to be jealous, that's hella cute

>>30794683
that art is really adorable, did you draw that?

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>>30794711
I did not, I wish I could draw this well. I just like to post images with all my posts so I don't seem to spammy.

>>30793873
Oh god this is to much for my heart

>>30791925
Guzma takes really good care of his sneakers plus I bet cool styles in his size are hard to find

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>>30794676
All non cringe oc is appreciated in this land qt

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>>30794676
I know that feeling but at the end of the day it tends to end up being my fault, my arms are shaky because my lack of continents and messing up lines, and not enough practice. the more time you spend on it the better you will get doing it.

>some /fit/fag used #yourboyguzma on IG

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>>30794676
Did you draw the cute Guzmas last night? Those cheered me up after the maggot horror, so thank you if you did. If not, this is still adorable and gahh cutie boy I can fit in my pocket!
I attempted the "Guzumatsu" sorry no stylus once again

>>30791925
I like to think he's a good cook.

>>30794872
this is great anon, nice job

I'm loving all this osomatsu inspired art

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tfw you jacked it so hard to guzma fics that you gave yourself blisters
tfw you didnt even come

>>30794904
Now you have to tell us which ones

>>30794901
Yo, thanks!
>>30794891
Let me pet this boy.
>>30794861
Sorry but what's IG?

>>30794904
relatable

>>30794915
Instagram, senpai

>>30794891
Requesting fic of someone petting Guzma like the cute boi he is.

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Your boy squatting, first encounter

>>30794940
There needs to be art of Guzma trying to teach Gladion how to squat like a true Team Skull member.

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>>30794872
What a cute and ya it was me drawing some of the little guzmas. My drawing ability doesn't go much past a sort of chibi style often

>>30794931
Oh, I see. Well I sure hope he did Guzma justice, or else we gotta problem.

>>30794954
really cute, anon

>>30794957
Well he did squat...

>>30794910
http://archiveofourown.org/works/8673346
http://archiveofourown.org/works/8779924/chapters/20126497
http://archiveofourown.org/works/8849179/chapters/20292001

>>30794954
My heart's exploding! Thank you again for that, made me forget the ugly. No worries, ya do it well. My chibi style is god-awful. We all have our strongpoints, so be proud of your tiny creations.

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>See /guz/ anons being insecure about their art
>Tfw can't draw for fucking shit
>Tfw everything I see here is impressive to me

Sh-shut up, damn it

>>30795002
sameeeeeeee

>>30794981
Not gonna lie, flicked the ol' bean to that first one multiple times in one day.
>>30795002
No worries! I appreciate everyone and their contributions, even the silent lurkers. We all love Guzma, and that itself is greatness.

>>30794981
Mmm, tempted to write some male mc and no homo!Guzma

these threads are full of based write anons. makes me sorta wish I could write stuf but i'll happily settle for enjoying all that good oc

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>>30794904
>>30794981
>>30795034
Y'all are filthy
I love it

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Your boy
...For you.

did that one pixel anon ever finish guzma? don't know if I missed it in a previous thread or not

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disbanded

https://www.instagram.com/p/BOBUlQ9FKtm/

Anyone wants Guzma to sit on their face

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>>30795298
id eat his boi puse

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oh i'm king of the trees i'm the tree meister

>>30795298
He'd probably get all embarrassed about it too. I headcanon Guzma as a virgin in that respect. Or he's only tried to do it to himself once like in that one fic.

Imagine guzma bragging about getting a diamond ring from someone and it's just a ring pop

>>30795197
I think they did, for the most part. But I vaguely remember if they said they had a small detail to add or not?

God dang it all, I think I need sleep. The freak did I draw? Sorry, guys.

>>30795298
Yes. Or more like squat.

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>>30795417
Gotta spoiler that stuff, oops.

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>>30795492
i love the way you draw guz
he looks like a muppet

>>30795384
Thanks for all the squatting gifs.

>>30795513
That kermit makes my heart explode.
Yo, thanks! People kinda look like muppets when they flip their lids, at least to me.

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>tfw can only recruit guzma in moon
>tfw got sun

>>30795384
These are all great. You must combine them all together in one image, so we can gaze at our beautiful squatoon of a man.

>All those kinks listed earlier

You all are degenerates.

I'd read fics with every single one of them, I won't lie

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>>30795524
no problem; last one that features your boy squatting. don't know if the first battle can be done at night.

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i like this guzumatsu trend

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guy who posted the squatting boys, later.

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>>30795651
Look at how adorable he is. Guzma is cute in the style!

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its confirmed lads

>>30795695
side note: someone can probably refine the battle tree (day) squat

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>>30795741
This man is more god-like, but yeah, he's a stunning beast.
imagine you and Guzma have to camp out at the Pokécenter for some reason. You wake up and head down to the café for breakfast, and see Guzma looking all cozy with his Tapu Cocoa. He gives you a look, and asks what's up. You realize you've been eye-balling this cutie patootie and get flustered.

>>30795710
guzma is my favourite dragon type

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All according to keikaku

I want to suck hickies onto Guzma's neck

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>>30795298
>>30793764
>>30795619
>squatting
I can't believe I've done this.

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>>30796463
dont mind if i do

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tried shading something for once

>>30796605
looks lovely anon!

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>Postgame Guzma arc is exclusive to Moon
H-hold me, Sunfags...

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>>30796041
Sounds like a plan.

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>>30796641
Same tho

>>30796641
There's a whole arc? I thought it was just the scouting that was exclusive.

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>guzma and moon

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>andnowforsomethingcompletelydifferent.gif

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>wanted more emphasis on how she freaks out
>this is superior version

>>30796781
Nah it's just for Battle Tree. Still, I'm extremely grateful I picked Moon.

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got it

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>use this instead; it shows a dramatic Lusamine questioning her inferior opponent.

>>30795695
>>30795804
Later, thanks for the gifs!

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>>30796641
it hurts anon....it hurts so much...I picked for the exclusives and didnt read to much into SM before hand, now I cant do battle tree with my boy

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>>30796463
I'm getting thirsty.
>>30796605
It looks great!

>>30791911
Well this wasn't my fetish before but now...
What are you doing to me man?

>>30797380
Nanu is the the best.

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sup /guz/ It's 3 am and I doodled him for you guys It's my first time drawing him pls be gentle

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Nihi-Lusamine and Guzma. Putting it under spoiler in case it's gorish.

>>30797498
It looks nice anon!
>>30797499
So much for putting it under spoilers. I forget that there is small square you have to cross. Oh well.

>>30797579
>you're watching Guzma splash around in the waves
>time slows as you watch the water cascade over his body
>your temperature rises

>>30797499
holy shit yo thats rad

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>>30797620
>He rises from the sea
>tries to take off the wet suit on the way to the beach shore

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>>30797579
>>30797620
>>30797704
these... are things i did not know i wanted & needed until now

>you'll never marry Guzma and become his househusband

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>>30797901
>You will never bear his children

>>30797874
Y-you are welcome.

>>30798006
JUST

>>30797901
>>30798006
enough

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>>30798006
Don't do this to me Anon I'm havin a hard night. I just want to give him a happy life and a chance to be a good daddy.

https://streamable.com/pma2
Just think of the things we could do with this bros.

>>30798131
hope is not lost /guz/ bros

>>30798131
Has science gone too far? Then again, we have robots.

>>30798131
D-digital waifus? It's really happening...
I want this so bad but at the same time I'm sad because I feel like now I'll never have a bf. Why date a real woman when anime is real?

>>30798256
Yeah I thought that too.

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>>30798131
Need a real life size of that.

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Xurkitree following Guzma home so it can wiggle with him is cute! CUTE!

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>>30798131
How long until persocoms become a thing?
>>30798256
I see this as another to get a partner when getting a real life dating doesn't work. Not much different from pet aside, the latter being a living thing and needing a bit more care.

>guzma will never accidentally come inside you

>>30798380
How much does Xurkitree weight? I bet it could crash that swing with its weight.

>>30798380
the tiny skitty in his mug though

>>30798398
Why would it be accidental?

>>30798131
and japan birthrate goes down even more.

also who the fuck wants the lights out before they even reach home. enjoy wasting energy, you shits.

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>>30798398
>guzma will never purposely come inside you
why liver

>>30798422
that feeling of fear of accidentally getting pregnant, combined with the odd happiness of possibly carrying the child of someone you love. it's an ultimate combination.

also I think it would be cute to see how Guzma might react. Would he tell you not to worry about it and then freak out the morning after, or did he do it intentionally, like a weird reverse baby trap?

>>30798416
could be a tea infuser

>>30798467
i was thinking that yeah

>>30798429
they are going to kill themselves at this rate.

>>30798462
i'd like to think he'd freak about because that'd be adorable.

>>30798478
They also like to sell little figures that are made to hang off the edge of your glass too.

>>30798462
i think he'd end up being one of those like pretend casual dads but actually he'd be super into it like all excited and such

>>30798429
You know there are ecological ways to produce energy? There are already 7 billion people on earth and we have used resources that can't be reused.
Though why Jaåanese don't want to reproduce and have lost interest in dating and sex could be because of their devotion to school and work world.

>>30798462
I think it would be hotter if he told me straight to leave the pill this time and tell me its baby making time.

>>30798567
mmm, you're into frank straightforwardness, eh?

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>>30798567
reading that post was unexpected hot.

>>30798586
Yes. I like it when people tell me straight what they want. I like frank people.
>>30798587
Thanks.

>you'll never knock Nanu out and steal his sperm to sell to the sperm bank

>>30798639
This reminds me of Ted 2 where they attempted to steal Tom Brady's sperm while he was sleeping

>>30798556
praise it

>>30798131
anon dont get my hopes up

>>30798639
>you'll never knock Nanu out for a quick fuck to steal his sperm for yourself

>>30798752
anon....the future is NOW

>>30798639
>you will never dose both Guzma and Nanu with aphrodisiacs and watch them rut against each other

why even live?

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>>30798784
muh...

>>30798784
>not wanting to be spitroasted between Guzma and Nanu

what are you, gay?

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I want to get sandwiched by main story Guzma and post-game Guzma.

>>30798889
>post-game Guzma will never scold main story Guzma for going too rough as he gently fingered you in preparation
>main story Guzma will never scoff before going slower

>>30798889
...I didn't know I needed this until now.

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post guzmeria

>>30798937
>His lines in the shady house in the Shady House get a new meaning.
>"First thing I do is to give it a nice hard smack."
>"Now let's see if I can't fix you".

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>>30798988
I just realized that I have only 2-3 pics. Ack.

>>30798818
>You'll never be blindfolded while they take you, making you unable to say for sure who managed to impregnate you

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>>30799028
this is a travesty
i only have two not counting lewd

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>>30799045
Yeah.

>>30799038
this is my fetish

as a gay dude

>>30799038
>"The only thing we're good at his wrecking each other!"

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I find Guzma having a rose in his mouth hilarious.

>>30799038
>it turns out they both used your holes at least three times each

>>30799181
man, I really dig the cartoonish Guzma fanart.

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Fresh out of the shower. Or bath.

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More GuzNanu fics when?
Also post Nanu headcanons

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>>30799685
Love his boxers.

>>30799685
Nanu does weed and Acerola is his dealer

>>30799685
sadistic/dominant Nanu I can see easily, but what would sub nanu act like? Would he just be a power bottom? Or would he want to be worshipped and pampered while his partner does all the work?
Is everyone okay with these threads getting very Kinky? I'll balance it out with fluff
>Nanu and Hala go on weekly fishing trips together. Hala always shows up with super nice gear and usually catches nothing. Nanu brings a simple pole and cat fishes all day and ends up landing a giant whiscash every time

>>30799789
I fucking love this.
"Hey man wanna buy summa this nip? Shit is dank. Nya~"

>>30799808
>nya
lmao

>>30799797
>getting very Kinky
>getting
oh anon......

>>30799685
Nanu names all his meowths and talks to them. He remember each meowths snack preference so he can give them their favorite when they behave nicely.

Nanu is the pokemon equivalent of a crazy cat lady

>>30799830
I mean, I guess I should say getting MORE kinky.
I'm the Nanufag that always posts here and these threads are making my bdsm/daddy kink resurface

Nanu's into giving forced deepthroats. Also he wants to kill himself.

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>>30799833
this so much.

>>30799841
I like nanu as much as I like guzma, I have a hard time choosing between the two of them honestly. And yes I can see why that would happen.

>>30799797
He hides it under his normal indifference, but he can instantly go into a slutty oyaji mode where he'll eagerly take dick. Guzma takes full advantage of this when both of them are in the mood.

>>30799876
I can relate to this man so much

>>30799899
I actually found these threads in my search for Nanu fan art immediately after I finished the game. I found my boy Guzma and found space in my heart for two Pokemon Husbandos.
Really I'm thankful for these threads. I enjoyed Guzma in game but I felt like the Skull Grunts had more personality throughout my playthrough. After I joined this Fandom I went back and found Guzma at his house and then I fought him on the beach and he gave me his shiny good luck rock and I just fell in love.
So many jaded cuties in this version.

So, does that comic where Faba tries to kill Guzma end with Nanu going to open the door?

>>30792407
noice

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>>30793175

>>30793897
I'd let her wreck me

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We need more Blissey greens

>>30799181
FEM GRUNTS ARE LEWD!
LEWD!

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>>30800591
cant argue there

>>30800526
>Guzma's had to deal with Blissey since he was a little kid
>Whenever his family would go past a pokemon center they'd rush out and give him a lucky egg.
>When he'd sulk in his room after coming in second or third place for what felt like the millionth time they'd appear in his window with their trademark eggs.
>When he'd run away from home he pretty much survived on Blissey provided eggs
>When he formed team skull and took over Po town he'd refused to let them in, he hated what was in his mind pity
>But the Blissey would not be denied!
>It probably didn't help that Nanu kept letting the damn things in!

>>30800421
Dunno. I'm waiting for the update.

Chapter 1 of the GuzMeria datefic is up. Now that finals are over and I'm almost finished moving, the rest will be up much quicker. I hope everyone enjoys!

http://archiveofourown.org/works/8856976/chapters/20309956

Y'know what'd be hype as fuck?
A Guzma themed deck for the TCG
Mostly because I want Guzma's Wimpod/Golisopod

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>>30801138
Yay, thank you!
>>30801259
Oh, I would love to have Guzma TCG card or deck.

>>30801138
Gonna headcanon in my own mind that this happens after your "Frustrated Plumeria" series of fics, no matter what you say.

>>30799222
>2 years later
>Guzma and Nanu are passing around the toddler
>"Whose do you think it is?"
>"I'm not an expert on baby noses, but it reminds me of Guzma's big nose"
>"It's not that big...!"

>>30799181
source please

>>30791847
Golf clubs

>>30800421
https://twitter.com/Toto_Yankun/media

It does continue. You gotta scroll down for the pages

>>30801876
>https://twitter.com/Toto_Yankun/media
neat, translation when?

>>30798556
Praise Guzmanlet

>>30801810
I found it either from google or twitter. Trying to find the correct tag that I used.

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>>30801976

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>>30802017

>>30797498
This is so adorable!

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>>30801876
>>30801898
Did Guzma knock up one of his grunts? Cute kid tho, looks like him a lot.

>>30797380
Nanu, why are you also cute?

>>30798006
Beautiful! Guzma makes precious babies and he's best daddy.

>>30798131
Not gonna lie, this is kinda weird. I'm not sure if I could go that far.

>>30798462
story of my life
I imagine Guzma being secretly excited and extremely over-protective of you. He probably ends up carrying you around the whole 9 months.

>>30798131
I... I want this.

>>30798567
Yes please.

>>30801876
>Guzma petting a Cubone
stop trying to make me feel things

I want to see Guzma wear a yukata.

>>30802359
Me too.

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My first time ever drawing Nanu. Will do a better one later.

>>30802492
I love how menacing he looks

>>30802359
>>30802431
New Year can't come fast enough.
>>30802492
Yup, that's Nanu. Can't be mistaken from those eyes and that grin.

>be nanu
>moonlight as a stripper cop
>get hired to pop out of a cake at someone's birthday
>surewhynot.jpg
>"happy birthday, i'm your stripper"
>deadpan voice
>still slouching
>still frowning
>confetti and cake icing everywhere

>guzma pops a boner

>>30802575
If my right hand didn't hurt right now I'd draw him myself.

>>30802508
He's on a dick hunt.

>>30802598
Somebody please draw this

>>30802598
the grunts flee in terror

imagine nanu trying to arrest a grunt/our boy/you for being a public nuisance but he accidentally packed fuzzy handcuffs in his bag instead of regular ones

>>30802983
>Implying he didn't pick them out on purpose, he just doesn't give a fuck about the type of handcuffs he uses

>>30802983
>He let's out a very monotone 'whoops.'

>>30802983
He got them because his Meowths like to nuzzle the criminals he catches, and they especially love the fuzzy cuffs

>>30803606
Nanu's face when he realizes he has an entire bad boy/girl harem right next to his house

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Hey /guz/ I've been a lurker of these threads for a while and am so grateful for all the wonderful content from you all. I'm very out of practice but have a margin doodle of ya boi as thanks.

>>30803153
(nanu voice) "oh whoops, i dropped my monster condom that i use for my magnum dong"

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>>30802983
>>30803011
with apologies to kate beaton

>>30803761
Thank you for the drawing!

>>30803920
>so, nanu
>you FOUND me
>"yes well guzma you are under arrest for-"
>handcuff THIS

>>30803761
It's cute!

>>30803920
Mr Guzma is also adorable.

>>30803956
I would love an edit of this.

New thread when?

>>30803739
Years of casual fucks, here he comes

>>30798937
>>30799367
woke up n returned to the thread to find these two posts n im one happy dude