ITT: Retarded pokemon YT comments

>>30775465
So all of them?

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>>30775465
2/2

That's pretty tame.

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ITT: Retarded pokemon 4chan threads

>>30775483
Muk and Marowak for starters but I'm not about to go comment hunting just for that

who cares what smogon thinks

>>30775506
You did enough to post about it phamily

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ITT: Retarded pokemon 4chan thread comments

>>30775465
>I posted some weak bait on Youtube and now I'm making a thread for it in a desperate attempt to become a meme

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A classic

>>30775493
t. Soko

>>30775552
>big slap
Every time

>>30775493
>>30775539
ITT: Unoriginality

>>30775465
Anyone got that compilation from when some YouTuber called Charizard overrated back in Gen 5?

>>30775552
Sauce and is there more to that?

>>30775552
Is this on a Sun and Moon trailer?

And more importantly, is this a joke I hope?

>>30775652
It's like /vp/: you don't know who's doing it for google notifications and who does it because they have shit for brains.

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>>30775623
Found this comment at the gen 7 starters trailer, that isn't the last of them.

>>30775552
>big slap
>190 Power
>60 acc
> inflicts "sit yo ass down" status

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>>30775675
>stay true to my wateriness

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>>30775696

>>30775675
>defo moon, cause that bat is sweeeeeeet
At least the retard has good taste

>>30775721
>muh ruined childhood

When can we legally shoot 90s kids normies?

Didn't save it but once I saw a guy saying that he always boxed his starters because starters are always way too powerful, just below legendaries

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This has to count as actual autism

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Check out this guy's channel, he rambles on and on about how he has the beta version of gen 2 but it makes absolutely no sense

Charizard is the Rosalina of Pokémon. Say you don't like it or joke about it and tons of fans will throw insults at you.

>>30775795
>stealth rock has terrible accuracy
First time I've noticed that little nugget of autism.

>>30775795
>charizard isn't affected by stealth rock
If only

>>30775696
>>30775707
>Lycanroc used Accelerock

>>30775795
This makes want to literally commit suicide.

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>>30775795
>Charizard isn't affected by SR/Takes only 15-16dmg from it!
>Stealth Rock has terrible accuracy!
>Train it in Def and SpDef to survive Stealth Rock easily!
>Dragon Rage OP!
>Charizard OHKOs Gyarados!
>Blazikens speed is horrendous! (Well, without Speedbost it's really not that great)
>Charizard used Ember! Zubat fainted!

Ah, a classic.

>>30775795
Brb gotta go EV train my Stealth Rock resistance

>>30775795
>252+ SpA Choice Specs Blaze Charizard Heat Wave vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Rayquaza on a critical hit: 277-327 (79.3 - 93.6%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
And that's on singles, assuming that retarded normie even knows what EVs and IVs are. I can't believe how casually these people pull such shit out of their ass.

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>>30775795

I'm not entirely unconvinced every youtube comment isn't just a terrible ai trying to imitate retarded peopl

>>30776039
Such as yourself?

Anything relating to "OMG, the villain did something bad! And they say Pokemon is a kid's game!"

>>30776126
Let's be fair, the villians gen V and beyond are batshit crazy while Cyrus is just like "eh I wanna open a few world"

>>30775913
252+ SpA Life Orb Charizard Hidden Power Electric vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Gyarados: 333-395 (100.6 - 119.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO

>>30776259
You're saying PETA is a crazier concept than ripping apart reality?

>>30776285
PETA shit was a front. Ghetsis was making people release their Pokemon to control them with no resistance, not to help the Pokemon

>>30776308
>>30776285
And he did crazy shit to some kid he picked out of the forest

>>30776285
yeh he gave him meth

>>30776308
>>30776326
child abuse and world domination is still not as crazy as fucking destroying the universe

>>30776342
Well he kinda wanted to destroy the entire region later.

>>30776342
I mean technically. But it's more so about the uniqueness of what they did. Cyrus was just a typical "I'm gonna destroy the world!" Cliche.

Ghetsis did a lot more creepy realistic shit that felt more threatening and real

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>>30775795
This reminds me of http://pastebin.com/9ZqkK3vh
>mfw the final round is ultimate hyper super cyber mecha sonic from the ed edd n eddy z universe.

>>30775483
Mimikyu

>>30776424
>unovabortions actually believe this

>>30776424
Cyrus didn't want to destroy the world that was Lysandre, Cyrus just wanted a world without emotions so everyone would be emo like him.

>>30776467
I mean he certainly wasn't some amazingly written antagonist, but he's much better than Cyrus

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>>30776342
This is sort of the "breaking the damn and drowning all the villagers" versus "drowning the villagers one at a time" scenario though. Either way you drowned them all, but from a moral standpoint one's much worse.

Cyrus was going to destroy reality and obliterate all life in an instant. But Ghetsis was ruthless and cruel and was willing to sacrifice countless individuals as expendable pawns to get what he wanted. Including when he tries to skip the formalities and just straight up fucking murder you with an ice sword instead of that gay Pokemon battle shit.

>>30776433
Wat

This can't be a serious document

Who would take the time to type that long of a list of shit

>>30776486
And in order to do that he has to destroy the old one. So he wanted to destroy the world. And there's more than one way to destroy the world.

>>30776433
But can he beat a lvl 108 Charizard?

>>30776433
>opponents that charizard xy has defeated and absorbed
That list contains exactly 2828 characters. What the actual fuck.

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>>30776181
>a jockey rides on horses a knob is a dick u ride on fucking dicks u retard

>>30775975
Did you account for sun?
Also, crits were nerfed after this, don't forget.

Man, I miss the ability to dislike youtube comments. That's a big part of the reason so many comments are shit; the retards don't get sent to the bottom and ignored. Why even give us the dislike option nowadays if it doesn't do anything?

>>30776424
Not sure how anyone could feel intimidated by him, considering that Ghetsis was relatively goofy in execution.

>>30777532
yeah, it was calc'd with sunny weather

Turns out it does kill in gen 5, pre-crit nerf
252+ SpA Choice Specs Blaze Charizard Heat Wave vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Rayquaza on a critical hit: 390-459 (111.1 - 130.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO

however:
252 SpA Life Orb Mewtwo Thunderbolt vs. 252 HP / 0 SpD Charizard: 351-413 (97.5 - 114.7%) -- 81.3% chance to OHKO
And again, I doubt someone who uses leafeon against a full legends team knows what EVs are. Its complete bullshit

>>30777567
Because their "muh feelings :(" would be hurt if they got voted down for being an idiot. Can't have that happen, obviously

>>30777596
I wasn't intimidated, but disturbed.

>>30776496
I never heard that analogy

I like it

>>30777613
But doesn't rayquaza block weather via air lock or cloud nine or whatever?

>>30777704
I had forgotten about that, its even more bullshit.
Fuck normies, they make me waste my time with this frivolous shit

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>>30775814
>Call me an outcast

>>30775795
>1.5x STAB, 1.5x Sunny day, 1.5x Choice specs, 1.5x Blaze x2
>My work here is done

>>30776463
Mimikyu is an ultra beast

inter-dimensional things are sometimes terrifying, like mimikyu