>lillies and gadions dad this short fat guy fucked with lusamine...

>>30760922
he got fat from eating pokebeans.

>>30760922
he wasnt fat until he got sucked through the wormhole of Lusamine's vag and ended up on the islands

maybe he wasnt a piece of shit beta 4chan user and actually treated her like a person and not a vagina, and they fell in love. You're also aware he's a brilliant scientist, right?

>>30760922
he let himself go, you fuckwit

>>30760922
>Short

We don't know that, we never see his feet or height relative to anything. He IS a fat fuck, though.

>dad is fat blonde fuck
>mom is 40+ supermodel
>autistic son
>qt daughter

literally the trump family desu

>>30760922
He was probably skinny before the beans

>>30761052
kek
>You did it anon, you made Pelago great again! Congratulations!

>>30760922
He's probably as tall as Guzma and Kukui to be honest

>>30761052
you win the internet

>>30760922
i'd fuck him to be honest
looks like a muscle fat type

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>>30761052
sleep tight gladion

>>30761252
>tfw you just want to go to bed but your dad is being elected president or whatever

>>30761153
>you win the internet
reddit needs to go and stay go

>>30761252
Like father like son I guess

Hopefully he can put his spergness to good use like his pa

>>30761252
How did Trump manage to produce a cute shota like this one?

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>>30761359
The genes kind of balance each other out

>>30760922
He is Lusamine's brother and is therefore the only person she felt who had good enough genes to procreate with.

>>30761406
Oh god that weird face coloration he has.

Does he seriously think no one notices the spraytan shit?

>>30761576
He's a sperg man he doesn't give a shit about what people actually think

>>30760922
>mom is hopped up on jellyfish meth
>dad left the family to go eat beans
what will lillie and gladion become addicted to? i think it'll be coke and alcoholism respectively

>>30761153
>>>/reddit/

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>>30761052
Right down to the /ss/.

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>>30761153
+1 Internet cookie to you, good sir.

>>30761607
Lillie seems more likely to become addicted to gambling or something less "druggy", she acts like she'd never do what her mom did but in the end she'd wind up with some sort of vice because of genetics.

>>30761758
compulsive eating coupled with self worth issues might be a good one too, seeing as her mom never liked her

>>30761821
That sounds about right, actually. There's gonna be a lot of psychological issues involved. Poor guys. Lillie should've stayed in Alola where she had a support network of Hau, Burnet and the professor. I heisitate to include the MC because they're both literal retards and/or sociopaths.

>>30761863
MC never blinks, has a completely blank stare, and a never NEVER changes their facial expressions no matter what. Definitely has some extreme mental issues.Psycho/socio-pathic for sure.

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>>30761052
holy shit

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>>30761052
>mfw I'm in love with the Pokemon equivalent of Ivanka

>>30760922
>short

stop projecting you fucking manlet. he's probably taller than mudsdale

>>30761334
>>30761658
that meme was on here first you stupid fuck

>>30762335
Yeah and so were "rage" comics.

Didn't know a know your meme degree was the only thing you needed to be an accepted part of the community.

>>30762241
How does it feel to know your waifu is getting needled by a Probopass every night instead of you?

>>30762383
>Yeah and so were "rage" comics.
They were so good back then. I sometimes feel like Reddit doesn't actually understand what makes the memes they steal funny to begin with. They're like a soulless robot that only knows how to parrot what it hears, but has no power to create anything new or truly appreciate the creations of others.

>>30761052
Imagine if his aspie son was living in the White House.

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>>30762556
>第1話「おまけに母ちゃんと姉ちゃんがエロ過ぎる」
>Chapter 1 "Plus, my mom and my sis are hot as hell"

>>30760922

jolly fat dudes are some of the biggest ladies men

>>30762556
>Barron in da House

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcG79IVMf00

>you will never get to live the dream

why even live

>>30762113
>>30761863
Yeah, but he at least makes her smile

>>30762556
The worst part? I'd read this, and probably enjoy it.

>>30762627
How do you become jolly? At least I've got the fat thing down.

>>30762556
Kek.

Then Trump has to invest time into covering up his son, but he fails at it and instead causes a bigger scene.

Can this be a reprisal of Corey in the House?

>>30763074
IDK, it comes with the territory. I'm pretty chubby and I've got loads of friends from being jolly. but no gf

If you're past a certain point, though, you start mentally slowing down and shit due to health issues with being fat, so try to avoid that.

>>30763163
Is that a Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Part 4 Diamond is Unbreakable created by Hirohiko Araki reference?

Penis in vagoo
Or cum dripped from the asshole to her pussy, twice

He was good at science that's all she needed to get dripping wet.

He was a bean man at heart though.

>>30761334
>>30761658
spot the newfriends

>>30761052
kek

>>30763336
you mean the fags

>>30760922
BEANS

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>>30761052
that explains why I want to fuck both Trump and Mohn

Lusamine had a stufful before she met Mohn

>can literally fly wherever to visit Mohn
>Lusamine goes crazy trying to find him after many years

Why didn't we tell her?

>>30762468
More like you feel special because it happens here and realize how retarded it is in a different environment

>>30767586
>"Miss Lusamine, have you heard of Poke Pelago?"
>"Fuck off Wicke, I'm busy with my Ultra Beasts"

>>30760979
Or maybe he was just rich
Seriously only betas treat women as human beings

>>30768468
She's the rich one. Her father is the founder of Aether and she inherited it. Mohn married into all that.

>>30768679
What a lazy bastard fucking bitches for free all day long lmao

>>30768679
What if Mohn is her father?

>>30768841
No cause Mohn's the one several people mentioned by name was studying Ultra Wormholes. And Gladion points out the whole Ultra Wormhole shit started with his dad.

>>30762556

Yoshikage Barron Wants a Quiet Life

>>30768913
this doesn't disprove shit
Mohn being Lusamine's father confirmed

>>30761252
>tfw you have to attend this stupid speech when you could be at home playing Pokemon
Probably doesn't give a single fuck about any of it.

>>30761406
Without make up Ivanka has nice eyes but holy fuck did she ruin her face with that surgery.

Also Trump is useless as fuck.

>>30761289
>and your also mentally scarred from all the mongoloid blacks and beaners beating you up at school

>>30765378
Proof?

>>30767869
Kek

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>>30761052
>>30761252

>>30767586
I mean she definitely lost her mind searching for him but I think she was too far gone with her collection shit by the time we can find Mohn in game that she probably wouldn't care.

Maybe in Stars they'll meet again

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>>30761052
8cake