STUFFING YOUR FACE AS USUAL

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gotta have a good meal

>>30758974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odsPF3BHlWY

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Another child died today Garfield. He was terrified. In that moment I wished I could merge with his fear and slip into a saccharine foreverscream. But this is my duty Garfield, have you stopped eating my lasagna? Have you ever looked in that pan? When was the last time you tasted what you were chewing? You shuffling, bumbling, crusty, dumb fuck cat Garfield. If I pelted you with rocks who would hear the dumb screams? If I set myself on fire and smothered you who would die first? You're a tumor Garfield, but God made cancer, just like he made lasagna, except I made the lasagna. Does that make me more than a man?

They call you a "bad cat" but they will never drink from the fat and rotten juices, they are unfit to be in the kingdom of Heaven and Hell Garfield. You are cut from the nape of the Earth, you little bitty cat. Don't kick Odie off the table!! Gaaarfiiieeeeld!!!!

Named mine Lasagna Cat. Feels good man.

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I ATE THOSE FOOD

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What's a good EV spread for him?

>>30759032
>YouTube poop

>>30761420
Timid nature with the Fur Coat ability. Invest fully in Speed and HP, maybe dumb some EVs from one of those stats into one of the defensive stats.

>>30761420
252 Speed
252 HP or Defense

>>30761364
>Not lasaga cat

>>30758635
I am.bwcome.lasaga

>>30761420
Jolly, 252 Speed and 252 HP, Taunt/Parting Shot/Fake Out/Foul Play