What would a male salazzle would look like?

It wouldn't look like anything since they don't exist

flat

>>30756988
Imagine a good design. There ya go.

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>>30756988

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Salazzle with a dick.

i'm glad there's been so many threads about salazzle lately

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>>30756988

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I like this one desu

>you will never be choked by a 111 Base attack Male Salazzle
Why live?

>>30757797
>no 3 foot mega cock.

>>30756988
Imagine Ilima as a Lizardman

>>30757797
>massive skin bag growing out of its neck like a tumor
somehow worse than flesh ribbons

>>30757797
Dark/Poison Male Salandit evo would be pretty cool.

>>30760857
Yes pls

>>30757797
Goiter?

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ask drampa

Trap Salazzle

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A Victorian street thief, in my opinion

>>30762402
My stick is always ready for action, if you know what I mean.

>>30756988
>implying my salazzle doesnt identify as male

Did you know?

There is a species of lizard called the desert grassland whiptail. They reproduce via stimulated cellular meiosis. Their children are clones of the original, but they still need to be kickstarted through another whiptail lizard.

It's basically an all female species that reproduce via lizard lesbianism

>>30761970
DAMPA
IS
NOT
FOR
LEWD.

>>30757478

>no benis

Wish they'd fix the corrosion ability or change the text. It ONLY works with toxic. I was expecting to be able to use poison moves on steel types

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>>30756988
a fairy antithesis

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>>30765758
but cliche villain is cool also

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>>30765758

>>30765758
>>30765795
both of these are shit

>>30757797
this one is good

>>30765758
Is that a fucking Wroggi?

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>>30757797
>this will never be

>>30756988
I figure i'd remain quadrupedal and look like a komodo

>>30766164
>i'd
meant to say it'd

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someone post the salandit edit of this

>>30765743
Actually, I think Venom Drench works as well, but that only works if Toxic is active anyways, so moot point.

>>30766440
>>30765743
If Salazzle got neutral coverage on Poisons and Steels with Sludge Wave and Sludge Bomb that would be the most terrible shit ever unless you were Alolan Marowak or Jellicent.

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>>30766384
gotchu

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So, question for you all.
I had a few friends that immediately dismissed Salazzle as "furry bait". I've heard that same criticism leveled at Gardevoir, Lucario, Zoroark, and even Incineroar.
What does it mean? Is Gamefreak secretly making side money off of Pokemon furry porn?

>>30766801
Gardevoir is a weird fucking alien looking thing, made only more conventionally attractive through the hormone addled minds of teenagers and off model art. Lucario, Zoroark, and Incineroar are just bipedal mammals. If we're going to call all cartoon animal designs on two legs "furry bait," the term ceases to have any real meaning. The problem isn't that they were designed for furries. They weren't. It's that furries are so fucked in the head these designs appeal to them. People wack off to the Eeveelutions for fuck's sake.

That said, something is clearly fucking up with Salazzle and Tsareena. Those pretty obviously were designed with references to sexual femme fatale and domme traits, even if the designers weren't necessarily going for outright fap bait. Game Freak isn't trying to bait furry attention, that's retarded. They are making designs to fuck with you, though. That much should be obvious from some of the sillier, more outlandish designs. For normal people, you're not really supposed to be attracted, you're suppose to recognize how the designs have traits one would otherwise find attractive/sexual in a human being and find it amusing.

>>30766801
Of course

>>30756988
A trap.

>>30766801
Lucario and Zoroark are wolves, the most popular target of furries.
Lucario also has bad anatomy -look at the placement of the mouth, it's below the snout- in favor of it being more humanoid.
Gardevoir is a psychic blob in the vague shape of a female.
Salazzle is also intentionally made to look like a humanoid female, though less so than the other two. The body shape and the markings and everything.
Zoroark at least has better anatomy. I don't see anywhere near as much of it as Gardevoir or Lucario, but I also don't look.

>>30756988
Salandits exist, anon.

>>30767030
In Giger drawings/designs, the sexual parts of it contrasting with the horrific parts are supposed to make things even creepier. The xenomorph looks like a penis, and that's super freaky.

That's probably not what they were going for. It also didn't work that way.

>>30757141
Me too

>>30767287
there is no pokemon called Salandits.

>>30761970
>putting grampa on sexual

>>30762402
for the last time, the thief motif is actually tacked on

>>30767260
>a fox
>are wolves

>>30762402
>Walk on the edge of the sidewalk"

Why?

>>30770936
As not to pass alleyways directly at the mouth.
Also to prevent people throwing shit on you from windows above.

Fun fact: My hometown went from one of the smelliest, notoriously unsanitary cities in the US to having world class sanitation infrastructure before it all went to shit.

>>30757797
THE BELLS OF NOTRE DAAAAAAAAAAAAME!

>>30770991
Clopin sang The Bells of Notre Dame, not Quasimodo, you twit.

>>30767030
>Those pretty obviously were designed with references to sexual femme fatale and domme traits
It's still vaguely alarming to me that, right after I finally found a domme, Pokémon introduced the domme-est 'mons of all time.

I'm tempted to try fucking some dudes when the next Pokémon game is coming out, just to see if that influences anything.

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>>30766164
>I'd

>>30757797
Needs a name. Obviously would be a branch evolution for male salandits. Maybe with a stone or something.

Salaztor?
Salazzit?
Salazar? Ah, Mr. Kennedy!

>>30771038
What made you think the male Salazzle was the one singing, as opposed to the object of the song?

>>30760857
>>30761338
But it lost all the purple and kept the red. That's pretty clearly still Fire--if it gained Dark, it had to have lost Poison.

>>30770970
Interesting! I will file that away in my brain as a useful bit of trivia!

>>30760150
It could be like a poison sac

>>30756988
Probably coming next gen like Gallade did

It's too cool of an evolution line to ignore this possibility

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>>30771227
There were people that said the same thing 10 years ago.

>>30771274
...why do I now want to see a male Salandit fucking Vespiqueen's honeycomb skirt while a bunch of male Combees bukkake honey all over Salazzle?