/vp/ gets send into the world of pokemon

I remain a friendless loser

people arrested for bestiality by the dozens

>cute girls in mini skirts everywhere

I go to jail.

>>30754402
Find a nice route with a scenic view and stand there all day.

9/10ths of /vp/ anons get sent to prison for trying to act out their twisted fantasies.

>>30754432
>bestiality
pokemon are not animals

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>>30754402

>>30754402
Find my waifu and marry her

>>30754475
the remaining 1/10 are just too smart to be found out

>>30754402
Why am I feeling attracted to that Misdreavus?

>>30754496
your waifu thinks you're a creep

>>30754534
ghost blowjobs

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I just need a Riolu and I'll be happy.

>>30754494
OP here
i just liked him for the memes tbqhwy fampai

>>30754477
you're only proving his point

>>30754402
being challenged by underaged kids thinking they're saving the world

Most would assume that the real Pokemon world is as simplistic as the games

Either they'd be right and /vp/ would rule the world, or the vast majority of us would be viciously killed

>>30754620
To me Pokemon world seems like the epitome of an armed society. Since everyone has pokemon that can wreck shit nobody fights except for rag-tag groups and gangs.

Idk about you guys but I would just grow berries all day with my bros. Maybe hike through Sinnoh with my bros

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i'd try to get my very own salad dogger

for affectionate bullying

>>30754402
get a job with burnett's dimensional research because i'd be a faller, chill with kukui, raise a few pokes of my own and date olivia

>>30754620
Why would we all be killed?

>>30754693
considering how dangerous pokemon can be, we'd be like toddlers dropped into the australian outback

>>30754563
I'll be your riolu

>>30754468
under- appreciated post

>>30754787
Fuck off you dirty furry nigger.

>>30754402
pokemon related crime would go through the roof

>someone manages to defeat the League with just a single Funbro by forcing every Gym Leader to forfeit
>Funbro is soon banned in real life

>>30754402
What do you think?

>>30754402
I want to make friends with a Mimikyu

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>>30754494
gb2 >>>/safespace/ you liberal scum

>>30754402
>Fug the lizard
>Dick gets corroded
>arrested for poke-philia

>>30754813
pot calling the kettle black

What Pokemon would be Trump's ace and why would it be Braviary, like his forefathers?

Could Pokemon vote? Own property? Drive cars?

>>30755281
yes, yes, and they would never need to.

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i'd touch the fluffy tail, even if it is the last thing i do
also try to lewd the foxer

An incredibly number of people with an unreasonable knowledge of the inner workings of the universe go on to abuse it, I assume.

>>30755257
yeah...right. just like his "forefathers"

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/video/2015/dec/10/donald-trump-attacked-by-american-bald-eagle-video

he'd have a meowth or a persian

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>>30754402
immediately rebuild my all-female eeveelution bro team irl, lock myself in the house and cuddle all of them for eternity

Bestiality ensues.

Do I get to become a cute girl? Or a cute pokemon?

>>30755530
so basically a crazy cat lady whose house is a giant litterbox

>>30755598
pretty much
but worth it

>assemble tin foil hat
>do the same things as before but with pokemon

>>30755145

Thanks for selling out America to Putin you meme-loving fuck.

>>30755801
>not to putin AND the ching chongs

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>>30754402
take a wild fucking guess

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train them all to dab on command just to troll people

>>30756456
you could've posted something cute or funny instead.
fuck you.

>>30756068
opening a piercing and tattoo studio for pokermangs?

>>30754667
>>30754468
Same. I don't think my life would be too dynamic but comfy and chill.

>>30754402
i'd be living the life of a self-supplier and trainer as a hobby.
also live innawoods so no one has to witness my possible future pokeshagging should the need ever occur

>>30754774
And unlike actual Pokemon characters, we wouldn't have cartoon physics to save us

I'd try to catch a Pokemon

>>30754402
Journey/pretend to journey
Be the only trainers motivated enough to grind to level 60
Look at girls in short shorts all day
They're comfortable and easy to wear
Creep on people who don't have peripheral vision
Try not to date 11 year-olds
Try not do date pokemon
Intentionally pronounce it "pokeman(s)" to see who gets pissed off
Create inbred abominations and take over the world
See if the berries that look like real-world fruit actually taste like real-world fruit
Die via thunderbolt

>>30759106
let's not get carried away anon

>Not being kin with a Pokemon character already
Wow, nerds.

The questions is how do you check IVs on live mons?
EV training would also be hard. Encountering a hundred of the same mon and catching Pokérus isn't gonna be likely.
That's like hunting down 100 squirrels or deer or something.

>>30754402
I'd go on a Pokemon adventure of course.

>>30754402
Misdreavus is cute, cute!

>>30760875
They dont exist in this reality so they wouldnt there ether.
Just become a pokemon breeder.

I'd continue shitposting on the Internet

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I'd probably still be a NEET, my pokemon would subsist off the free poked the government and pokecenters provide. That, or spend all their time in a PC.

Maybe, just maybe, having pokemon would motivate me to become a salaryman and earn money to feed and house us on my salary.
>The biggest issue is that some of my favorite pokemon are water types, and I'm not the best swimmer. Don't think Milotic, Warlord, and Kingdra could fit in a wageslaves' bathtub.

>>30755801
>being mad that the dnc's corruption was exposed
>not being mad at the dnc for being corrupt

>>30761374
*free pokefood from the government

In an ideal pokemon world, various public facilities to babysit/house pokemon that don't fit in a conventional city/suburb would have to be constructed. That, or device like leashes or collars that would allow pokemon to float and not need water to breathe.

Shitty thing would be if your pokemon cohabitation were based off your surrounding. People that live in the city or suburbs could only ever live with pokemon small enough to fit in an apartment. Only richfags would be able to live with bigger pokemon like snorlax etc.