Hello, I am the most unusable LC Pokemon to have ever graced the game.

>>30743261
You'll be unstable alright! Unless you get in the fucking bag!!

>>30743261
That's because its unique held item, Bag, is unreleased.

It wasn't meant for competitive use.

It's meant to GET IN THAT FUCKING BAG

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BAG NOW

>>30743261
I will have it sweep with Z-Splash into Struggle.

>>30743514
How are you going to burn the 40 pp for splash.

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BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG

>>30743261
Worse than Magikarp?

>>30743592
Magikarp has tackle.
Nebby has nothing to attack with.

>>30743261
It's not useless. It's Assault Vest set is decent.

>>30743667
>Decent
>Can't do anything

>>30743261
Yeah but you evolve into an uber. You know, if you stayed in the bag.

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You would be usable if you GOT IN THE FUCKING BAG YOU COSMIC PIECE OF SHIT.

>>30743629
Magikarp gets Flail.

Nebby doesn't.

Nebby is incapable of doing damage.

252+ Atk Cosmog Struggle vs. 0 HP / 0- Def Deoxys-Attack: 154-182 (73.3 - 86.6%) -- guaranteed 2HKO (additional notes: 0 HP and 0 DEF IV for Deoxys-Attack)

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>make it hold an assault vest
>decimate the tier with your comic Struggles

>>30743685
It's the only set with any offence, anon.

>>30743986
>can't even OHKO the glassiest of glass cannons

What the fuck are the base stats of a bag if those can't contain Nebby for shit then

>>30744038
fun and all when the only two attacks you have are teleport and splash

>Cosmog used Z-Splash!
>Oranguru used Instruct!
>Cosmog used Z-Splash!
>Oranguru used Encore!
>20 turns later
>Cosmog used Struggle!

>>30743986
But it can beat the fearsome Happiny

252+ Atk Cosmog Struggle vs. 0 HP / 0- Def Happiny: 473-557 (152.5 - 179.6%) -- guaranteed OHKO

The only reason you can get cosmog is to have a second cover legendary
The reason they give multiple of most legendaries is so you can trade them off
Also Abra is technically less usable

>>30745232
Abra learns attacking moves

>>30743986
>not setting up with z-splash beforehand

>>30743561
very slowly

>>30745267
Never knew that
huh

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>mfw Gamefreak actually made a completely useless Pokemon
>mfw Gamefreak actually made a Pokemon with a lower BST than Sunkern in the same gen

>>30745232
Have you ever played LC before?


Stop being an idiot.

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I'm not fucking kidding around anymore you spacial smoke of fecal matter!
GET INTO THE FUCKING BAG IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!

>>30743261
And I still want a fuckin' plushie of you to keep in my travel bag.

>>30746246
>in
Don't you mean anywhere but?

>>30743986
But it plays sudoku after the first Struggle.

>>30745232
Abra is literally top tier in LC
Only slower than a handful of unscarfed mons