my gardevoir is giving me this face. what does she want?

Your egg milk.

>>30738085
It looks like she can't get that piece of candy out of its wrapper.

>>30738085
Working brain cells

A bowl of eggs.

For you to end yourself.

>>30738085
It wants you to take a shower, hit the weights and get a clue, pinhead.

>>30738085
She needs you to open that candy wrapper for her. She's already trying to open it with her mouth! Help the poor thing!

>>30738380
>>30738160
thats a weird looking candy wrapper

>>30738548
Looks like a hotel mint lifesaver wrapper to me

>>30738085
>She

>>30738548
Next thing you'll tell me that a Rage Candy Bar is actually not manjuu.

>>30738661
>Has

>>30738674
what candy is a donut but crazy skinny

>>30738691
Yes

>>30738085
It's not about what she wants. She needs Jesus.

i opened it for her. its not candy but a weird balloon with a slippery goo on it

>>30738085
STOP MAKING THESE FUCKING THREADS YOU AUTIST

>>30738765
its 4chan. if u have a problem go to tumblr

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I think she needs some help opening that

I think there's something wrong with mine

>>30738911
that means she likes you. she wants to give you a nice tounge kiss

>>30738085
post porn pls. ha ha.

>>30739003
go to b

>>30738085
It means you've lived a life of sin

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>>30738085
She wants to redpill you on owls.

>>30739186
i thought owls were potatoes

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>>30738911
It knows it's going to lose you to superior shark

>>30739211
I thought owls weren't birds.