Welcome to /guz/, Alolan Villains Edition!
Discuss Guzma and the rest Team Skull, Po Town and the Aether foundation here.
Fanfic, Fanart andya boi circlejerkingare the name of the game. Have fun.
Previous thread: >>30709218
Reposting this NSFW Nanu gem from his Tumblr tag here too, because hot damnhttp://thetopsecretpornaccount.tumblr.com/post/154394687464/yep
Starting the new thread off with fic posted in the last one. Enjoy if you haven't had the chance.
>>30713628
>>30714830
>>30715734
>>30723957
>>30736463
That feel when you join a brand new Guzma thread as soon as you get on /vp/ for the night
>>30736512
hot damn indeed. fucking awesome
Post headcanons aboutyour favorite Guzma ship.
>>30736512
that smirk does things to me
>>30736548
OP here, this is the sixth thread I've made in a row, you're welcome swoop!I like these threads, but will you bully me if I draw Gladion's family stuff since technically, it is supposed to be more than guzma now? I love him to bits, I just also wanna draw Gladdy and his shitty mom ahaha. Also big sis PLUMI
>>30736463
Would Guz like things like mint or booze in his Tapu Cocoa or does he only accept the pure stuff?
>>30736512
Sweet Jesus
>>30736602
People have posted Gladion in here before, since he's technically Team Skull. There was never bullying about it, other than LUSAMINE REEE, it's just that most people are here for the Guz.
>>30736617
Personally I think he'd like to keep his booze and his Tapu Cocoa separate
>>30736572
>Guzma likes to teach Nanu all about bug pokemon whenever the topic comes up
>Nanu likes to show Guzma the best ways to clean up a Meowth's head coin to calm them down
>Guzma tends to slip his jacket over Nanu's shoulders if he notices that the older man's shivering in the cold weather
>Massaging Guzma's scalp and playing with his hair is the best way to reduce him into a purring mess
>>30736683
>Massaging Guzma's scalp and playing with his hair is the best way to reduce him into a purring mess
do want, this is a-fucking-dorable
>>30736512
>>30736572
Guzma and Plumeria aren't monogamous. They aren't even technically a couple. But it works for them and they know they can always come to each other, whether it's for weeks or just a night.
>>30736668I know, as I'm a consistent Gladion poster in these threads so...
As long as I'm aight I'm good
>>30736720
This is a super common headcanon here. I'd love to see fic or art dedicated to it, though.
>>30736750
Why isn't there more Guzma and Gladion art or fic? I feel like they'd play hilariously off each other.
>>30736774
>Guzma will never slowly fall asleep on your lap after a long session of tending to his hair
>You'll never be stuck there until he wakes up
>>30736807
Either too early or the fan groups for both are kinda different?
That said, I do agree with you and can try to do a little of both of those, if you'd like to see it. Just be weary I'm a little rusty at both.
>>30736807
there is one art, if you want nsfwhttp://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/2039392#search=guzma
>>30736807
I don't get a lot of Gladion requestsand when I do, it's usually nsfw, so please share if you have anything particular in mind
>>30736937
There's NSFW coarsefur art toohttps://coarsefuck.tumblr.com/post/154214415761/coarsefur-he-probably-makes-guzma-put-on-nine
>>30736960
The other one you did was my requestI still love that one
>>30736960
Guzma and Gladion switching styles, including hair?
>>30737043
You got it, anon.
>>30737064
Based. Thanks so much!
>>30736512
wew
>>30737043
sign me the fuck up
>>30736960
This one is my favourite of yours, coarse!
It's the one that inspired my fic and it's not even technically NSFW.Goddamn it does tingly things to my insides.
>mfw made a mug of hot chocolate with whipped cream on top
>mfw drinking it while collecting guzma pictures
Pretty comfy desu.
>>30737344
Thanks dudemakes me smile to know it inspired a fic
>>30735339
From the last thread
>>30737558
Sides hit the orbit in 0.5 secondsgoddamnit coarse, you strike gold every time
More tasteful art like this of Guzma jacking off without ridiculous porn proportions and ahegao when? Solos are one of my main fetishes.
>>30737558
awesome!
>>30737558
part 2
>>30737719
>You'll never be a grunt snuggling with Guzma inside his snorlax-sized sweater
Life is cruel
>>30736720
>>30736774
>>30736512
tfw Nanu legit gave me a daddy fetish against my will
>>30737849
Super adorable, anon! I just wanna touch our boy's hair, it looks so silky smooth
>>30737849
Hnnnngh.
>>30736512
So lewd, very nice
>>30737719
You know he secretly loves those sweaters.
>>30737901
Congrats on discovering a good fetish inside yourself
>>30737849
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i want to do this so bad
>>30737662
There is one where he is edging.
>>30736463
10/10 would snowboard with
>>30736512
>That beatiful art
>That smirk
>Guzma's pants
Hi guys, you can call me HardDickMcDiamond
>>30738027
Someone please translate these moonrunes
We /bully/ now bois
>>30738795I want to gain his trust only to betray him and break him
>>30736960
Something cute with gladion and hau if possible.
Ill always think those two deserve each other
>>30738777
>Did we do it?
>yes
>YES
>>30737558
Holy shit, anon's based as fuck!!
>>30738795
I want Guzma to bully me with his dicc
>>30737719
May I request Guzma dressed as (sexy?)Santa, while the grunts argue who'll be in his stantler/delibird team? ''Tis the season, right?
>>30736041
Dank OC fresh off the press. I like the idea of our boi taking up an entire loveseat.sweaterguz is best guz
>>30739223
love the gigantic Skitty face
>>30738904
you an' me both buddyCaptcha wanted me to pick images of tea, one of those was definitely a photo of coffee get it together wow.
>>30737043
Style swap pt 1
>>30739261
I call this one "Guz finally gets some goddamn sleep"
>>30739317
Guzdion is cute. CUTE.
>>30739317
Coarse you're a machine!
>>30739223
thoseluckygrunts don't look too pleased with the situation. I love it.
>>30736525
>Some of that fic
w-whew
>>30739347
More like"don't wake Daddy"
What's your favorite flavor of Guz?
>>30739477
I want Cop Guzma to ram my ass
>>30739317
style swap pt 2
Where do you think the grunts are now that Skull is over? Do you think Guz will eventually bring everyone back together? Skull is still living in Po Town right?
>>30739537
10/10 would take to Hot Topic but only let him spend the amount on the giftcard he got for his birthday.
i can beat up any of you guys right now
>>30739421
Which one
>>30739477
Farmer is pretty cute but Ace for those arms unf
>>30739620
Go to bed Gladion
>>30739537
With that two-tone hair, Guzma would look much edgier than Gladion in that outfit.Somehow I feel like more people would have husbando'd him if he had this look
>>30738795
NO!!!!!!!
>>30739317
>>30739537
Based based based! They both look adorable. You're the best, coarse!
>>30739705
Glad you liked it anon
Why does such a tough looking dude specialize in bug pokemon?
The size difference between Nanu and Guzma is my jam
>>30739677
>Somehow I feel like more people would have husbando'd him if he had this look
No, our boy is perfect the way he is
>>30739797
We may not have, but a lot of people love edgy tsunderes.
more goosema x chicken when
Whatfetisheswould Guzma have?
>>30739893Praise
>>30739893
I feel like he'd be one of those degenerates with afoot fetish
>>30739856
Now
>>30739734
'Cause he's hard as fuck on the outside and soft and squishy inside. He'll never admit it though.
>>30739893I feel like he would be a sadist
>>30740018
Ironically, I see him as more of a masochist even though he acts like he'd be a sadist.
>>30740048por que no los dos
>>30739998
>so close to quads
>>30739893Hair pulling
>>30739921This. My fetish is people calling Guzma a good boy and him going all mushy over it.
>>30740068
>>30739921
>>30740048
Both of these because of his thirst for the Lusamine crazy ride
>>30739893
angry/rough sex
even if he's being gentle he makes sure you know he's in control
>>30739893blindfold, bondage
>>30740263
>Guzma blindfolded and tied up while someone has their way with him and turns him into a whining, writhing mess
F-fic when
>>30740343
Seconding, please
>>30738910Hau taking in another cute stray
>>30740263
i'd rather be the one blindfolded desu
>>30740425
TOO PRECIOUS
what do you think guzma's O face looks like?
>>30739893Having his partner take a mouthful of tapu cocoa and then carefully nudging his dick past the lips into that cavern filled to the brim with hot cocoa-spit juice
>>30740564
so stds?
>>30739893
He's such a dirty, kinky thug that he's actually intosweet, soft sex where he feels loved and appreciated
>>30740425
So cute!
I want Guzma to piss all over me
>>30740913
No.
>>30740678
Sexually transmitted drinks
Still don't have my stylus on me, but a quick flustered Guzma drawing I did for a friend.
>>30740913
seconded
>>30741480
good shit
>>30741480
Cute, blushing guzma is my favorite guzma
Merry Christmas, have some Santa Nanudoing a crappy job
>>30741694I'd suck Santa Nanu's package
>>30741738
same
/r/ing guzma and chicken/purumeri
I wish Guzma was like Dark or Dragon because like Bug isnt very better of the types?
>>30741804
he chose bugs bc he needed hugsalso maybe thats why he only ever won bronze/silver?
>>30741804
We don't need more dark and dragon users
>>30741664
>>30741689
Thanks! Yes, flustered Guzma is bestas well as fresh out-of-the-shower Guzma
>>30741694
Yes, please.
>>30741866
He is too cute, to the point of breaking my heart.
>>30741804
Bugs kind of suck and Guzma kind of sucks. It fits perfectly.
>>30741804
Guzma not using bug types would somehow cut away like half of his personality.
>>30741804
I could see him using Ice
>>30741694
>nanu is that weird uncle
I'm okay with this
>>30739477
Ace Trainer for sure
>>30740562
ahegao
Confession:
I can't help but get flustered whenever Guzma calls himself "big bad Guzma".
>>30739893
>no one has saidfemdomyet
>>30742590
>>30741976
the running eyeliner is great
>>30742591
Same here. I get the sexy vibes in my tummy.
>>30742731
Thanks!running eyeliner would be so hot on Guzma
I'm not trying to be a cunt, but how come all of the Guzma x Reader fanfics on Wattpad are so terrible?
>>30736572
Guzna gets Olivia's panties wet whenever her lets her sit in his lap because he always starts kissing her neck.
The two met completely by accident while Hala was training Guzma and they really hit it off
Olivia wants to get married super bad while Guzma wants to date longer.
>>30736960
Guzma suplexing a Bewear while Gladion cheers him on by yelling "Go Boss Go!"
>>30742843
wattpad in general is pretty bad
>>30742948
true, signed up for an account today. almost EVERYTHING was shit.
>>30739477
Bug Expert Guz, who sadly has no art
>>30742843
>wattpad
For what reason
>>30742996
for watt reason
>>30742843
>wattpad
What did you really expect?
Though AO3 I feel isn't totally great either, the best completed fics there have come from here. Just wait for writefags to link their shit in these threads tbqh. At least until the game has been out a while.
>>30743015
kek
>>30743021
AO3 is by far the best option if you know how to filter imo
>>30743015
Kek
>>30742996
I'm desperate for mire Guzma x Reader shit, and AO3 hasn't really had updates today. But god damn it, fucking Wattpad fics shriveled my bean. Most of the shit on there was basically:
>I am in love with Guzma
>Guzma loves me too
>But he has a secret
>He a bad boy and boss of bad boys
>Bad boys kick my ass
>Guzma finds out
>Convenient bad boys come in house and suddenly I see Guzma never told me
>I am anger
>Guzma anger and kinda sad
>I get over it fast and say I love you
>Guzma smile and love me too
>Kiss
>No punctuation
>Run-on sentence
>Story is one short paragraph
>Might as well be a dummary on the back of a book
Yeah, "dummary" because that shit was so dumb to read.
>>30743108
The issue is within the fanfiction world, character x reader fics are usually considered "bottom tier" fic. So really good writers don't often do them.
Usually fujo fic ends up the best and with the most effort. But yes, Wattpad is known for being shit and fanfiction.net is pretty much dead. AO3 is really the only option.
>>30743108
>mire
Fuck this keyboard.
MORE
>>30743139
Then Moon x Guzma? Aged-up, of course.
I don't typically enjoy gay shit, no offense to anyone but it's never been my style.
>>30743163
I'm just saying that's why you don't see much top tier Guzma x Reader. You won't see too much with even aged up Moon either because most of the creators on AO3 are Tumblr women, so that's not going to be a huge pairing. Fujostuff always gets a ton.
>>30743163
holy shit PLEASE
these threads have been so fujo-y and ooc latelyno offence, we all have our kinks
>>30743139
Plus, whenever I try reading that fujiball stuff, it is too distracting when they put fingers in bumcaves. I imagine it smells bad and just dwell on that factoid that shit is probably in their fingernails. My pitiful life.
>>30743219
>ooc
How? It's hard to even determine that when most people are just fucking around.
>>30743205
>>30743219
I'm just in the minority, I suppose. It's a terrible feeling. I would write my own stuff, but my shit is far worse than the Wattpad content.
>>30743163
Your best bet is a writefag from these threads doing it.
>>30743205
If Guzma/Kukui was still viable, there would be a ridiculous amount of fics. Right now it's mostly Guz x Reader.
I think the lack of a gay pairing for Guzma is why he doesn't have a ton more interest and content in general.
>>30743262
Minority maybe but Guzma gets a pretty damn good amount of x reader, don't take it for granted
Personally I'm not into x reader
>>30743404
I get a little over-my-head sometimes. I do appreciate the works on AO3. I'm just an impatient little slit.
>>30743262
I've never been big into fanfics what is wattpad content like? can you give an example?
Never noticed this one posted before- seems like thesize kinkya'll have been wanting.https://archiveofourown.org/works/8784718?view_adult=true
>when you're a sub by nature who loves dom fics but most of the characters you want to get dominated by get more sub fic/headcanons then dom
I'd even be fine with switch but I guess I feel a bit alienated because my kink istoo triggering.
>>30737426
>>30737558
>>30737719
>>30739223
bless these pics
>>30743903
As someone who loves whenbigger, stronger characters sub, I'm pretty happy overall. It's not common to get so much content.
I would say that Guzma gets more dom stuff when it's him x reader, though? I don't see a ton of sub fic with him.
Guzma doesn't have a lot of fic in general, when I think about it. Which sucks because this would be the time when the most content would come out. I don't see the number of fics growing in the future.
http://reuniclus.tumblr.com/post/154405094842/240-pokemon-guzma-you-can-be-sun-or-moon-a
thought i'd drop this off here, in case anyone is into animal crossing.
>>30743551
https://www.wattpad.com/345062417-guzma-x-reader-making-it-to-the-starz-untitled
Fresh off the boat for you guys.
>>30736463
What will ya boi look like in Pokemon stars? I keep picturing him with his hair tied back for some reason.
>>30744116
Guess I can use this to gauge if I should attempt to write or not.
>>30744128
probably slicked back hair, cleaner clothes etc
>>30744116
This is obviously parody.
>>30739740
Is Guzma the tallest human character in Pokemon? He probably has huge hands/arms too. Must be difficult to find good clothes, no wonder he didn't want to give up his jacket.
>>30744302
Yes, but I find it funny when people say he's super large because he looks relatively slender in his concept art. Of what you can see under his jacket.
>>30744221
>cleaner clothes
Are you insinuating that our boy doesn't do his laundry?you're right, he probably just buys new jackets with his crack money whenever he fucks one up
>>30744282
Just contributing to the Wattpad community.
>>30744128
I don't know but I hope he conveniently loses the shirt under his jacket a la Kukui.
>>30744221
This images makes me deep-sigh.
>>30744330
Well he's not THAT slender either, his arms look slightly toned. He's probably average build, at least until Hala teaches him the true meaning of /fit/ and he bulks up.
>>30744471
Nah, I don't mean that he's anything close to bishie slender. But he doesn't at all look all that big or buff either.
State approved body type
>>30744511
I imagine him being like this
>>30744592
Look at that beautiful boy.
Is there any art of Guzma in something sleeveless?
>>30744646
>>30744777
I dont nkow why i get mad everytime i see kawaii slept with one i
I have autism
nice trips.
>>30744826
I'm very confused, but thanks.
I don't know why I drew this (yes I do), but... dominating Guzma thing.
>>30745293
MOREplease and thank you
>>30745293
Oh damn, I really like your artstyle.
its kind of like really rough, cartoony Imaishi-like style (kinda like dead leaves)...do more
>>30745337
>>30745463
Thank youI fucking LOVE Dead Leaves
Guzma's the big bad boss.
>>30744302
AZ and Lysandre have him beat.
>>30745748
>Guzma will never read your lewd fan fiction of him and call you a freak
Kill me where I stand
Does anyone have any clue what's up with Guzma and the Battle Tree? I've heard from like three different sources (I think someone here mentioned it) that he can be scouted for double battles but most of the shit I've read agrees that battle legends can't be scouted. I haven't done too much with the Battle Tree yet so I haven't been able to confirm jack shit for myself. Anyone know for sure how to get him as a partner, if it's possible?I just wanna be by his side ;_;As an aside I'll probably start working on some Guz x reader works. I'm about as thirsty for it as anyone else so if you've got any requests or ideas I could use some inspiration to go off.
>>30746038
>forgot to take name off
>>30746071
Battle Legends are Red, Blue, and I think Cynthia and Wally. Guzma's just a "regular" trainer, so you can recruit him.He doesn't use all bugs though;_;
>>30746071
Maybe I'm a weird freak butI'd like to read some Reader x Guz where the reader is kind to him and they form a functional relationship without any angst and there is cocoa and malasadas.But I'm a degenerate weirdo with a thing for that, so take it with a grain of salt.
>>30746142
You degenerate, you absolute madman.If that's what you're into then get hyped because that's about all I have in mind.
>>30744302
Ghetsis is labelled as 'about 200cm' on his character sheet.
>Guzma will never drape his large body over you like a warm blanket and nuzzle into your neck
>>30746209
Somewhat related, but this post reminded me of something I thought of earlier.
When Guzma meets the other evil team leaders, he absolutely calls Ghetsis "Dennis".
>>30746209
Does this image say Guzma is 185 or 190 centimeters? (6'1" or 6'2"..ish)
It's ya good boy
>>30746226
stop
What Pokemon outside of the ones Gladion used in the game do you think he'd like?
Also, what mons do you thinkWickemight use?
>>30746329
>ywn rub Guzma's tummy, dog or not
>>30736512
i love you
>>30746317
They figured if you assume the MC is about 143cm tall, then put increasing heights in the comparison chart til it matches in game sprites then he should be somewhere in that range. But it's a game, and then anime, so the difference may be far more exaggerated in numbers than the chart they used. Add that they can't be exact on him standing straight too.
>>30746340
Umbreon may be too obvious but I'm surprised he didn't have one
>>30746340
I can definitely see Gladion with an Absol. Pumpkaboo and Audino for Wicke, for sure.
>>30746364
More for the continuing saga of how tall's ya boy: when stood up straight he should be at least five heads tall in proportions, so add another head on top of his slouched height.
>>30746393
Oooh, that's a good one, I actually wasn't thinking of that at the time.
>>30746397
I like these too.
Anyone got ideas in the vein of Porygon-Z?
Obviously, meant to show like, Aether's level of technology, which makes me wonder if there's any other of those befitting for him
>>30746449
I really don't think this kind of art will ever be a way to measure this. Game sprites aren't either. They're not made to have an accurate comparison.
Considering they note how tall Guzma is, I'd say he's taller than anyone else in SM at the very least.
>>30746209
God why is size difference so hot? Why is ya boy so perfect? I just want to hug him and stand on my tiptoes so I can bury my face in his chest.
>>30746226
This is fine, I already didn't have a lot of reasons to live anon.
>>30746226
>ywn poke him in the ribs until he grumbles and rolls off of you, but then pulls you tight against him to spoon.
>>30746498
in one of the fics he has to lift moon slightly off the floor so he can stand up straight while banging her
>>30746526
link desu.
>>30746526
Now that you fueled my kink you have to provide a link. Pretty please?
>>30746514
>You will never be the big spoon with Guzma
>You will never struggle to hold as much of him as you can to the point where you're clinging to him like some monkey.
>>30746531
>>30746547
in chapter 2. some light bdsm stuff toohttp://archiveofourown.org/works/8779924/chapters/20126497
>>30746568
>its has bdsm too
oh god
>>30746568
light bdsm? Good.
>>30746345
>ywn wrap your arm around his waist and inch your fingers up his shirt so you can rub them absentnindedly against his tummy while doing something else
why live
>>30745748
>>30745293
>>30741976
>>30741480Eee. I like your art a lot anon.
Morning /guz/.
>>30746702
>he will never complain that it tickles and that he's not a Rockruff, but then subtly stretch out so you can reach more of his stomach.
Life is just suffering, anon.
>>30740425
IM DYING HELP ITS TOO PRECIOUS THANKS
>>30746816
>laid back
>say things that aren't laid back
Guzma, that's bullshit and you know it.
Here, have a sketch.
(especially those of you who wanted more dom guzma)
>>30746730
>>30746702
>>30746565
>>30746514
>>30746345
>>30746226
Thread, please, I don't need these feels tonight. I am so lonely.
>Tfw Guzma is too tired to deal with shit that he takes you to sleep with him
>This will never happen
Why live?
>>30746952
I wish i was on the end on that leash.
>>30746968
Moral of the story: don't wake up Guzma or you end up his personal sleeping spot, got it.
vinny is meeting our boy im so happy
>>30746952
Thank you anon, it's great!
>>30746997
right now?
>>30746993
He'll also suck your dick and destroy your mind when he wakes up.
>>30747050
yup
a wee bit latish now.
>>30747064
sheit i missed it oh well
>>30747141
darn =/
well vappy will have it up tomorrow
>>30746997
Vinny who?
>>30747051
RIP that grunt then.
>>30747176
vinny pizzapastavinesauce ya ning nong
>>30747165
>Don't Forget, You're Hime Forever!
Every time.
>>30747191
I have no idea who that is, but thanks for explaining.
>>30746952
oh my
thank you anon it's perfect i live for dom guzma
Some twitch streamer that is known for corrupting games among a wide variety of regular playthroughs, and whatnot. Also, he gets recording snippets of the streams onto YouTube.
here is one of the many examples of him corrupting a game: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W545DP8CmWQ
>want to draw cute size difference
>now I just want aged up Sun fucked against a wall
>>30747397
It starts as wanting your cute shota protag to do something fluffy with Guzma
It ends with wanting Guzma making a man out of him
>>30747458
wew
>>30746568
god damn that made my day
>>30746968
Perfect way to end my night (it's 2am). Till morning, /guz/!
>>30746568
this work be perfect iif they had a third chapter with reserved roles
Didn't expect to see ya boi in the front page of Pixiv which is usually reserved for Vocaloid, FGO, Lillie, Re:Zero twins and other overly cute moe shit.
>>30747922
maybe I should be looking him up on pxiv then
>>30747922
>>30747931we did it reddit
>>30747960
Yeah. There is some, not in same scale as Lillie or Lusamine. I hope there will be more when time passes. I think Twitter is a bit more active on the art side.
I use both Twitter and Pixiv to look for art.
>>30736512
Thank you, I am always in need of nsfw Nanu.
>>30748132
>Yaranaika
>>30743163
>>30743219
>>30743262
>Then Moon x Guzma? Aged-up, of course.
Yes please, I love Guzma x Moon and similar femprotag x boss ships. After I get my finals out of the way I will gladly start on more content of this.The worst shit about shipping ships like this are when fujos complain/are indifferent because it's not gay and when idiots try to accuse you of being a pedophile even when you do age them up and label everything appropriately so those that don't want to read it will never find it unless they go out of their way to do so.
>>30748260
im pretty fujo but moon/guz is OTP.
>>30748260
It's like people go to tag they don't like on purpose just complain about it. Wouldn't people normally avoid things they don't instead of doing the opposite?
>>30741694
>Nanu will never break into your house to hand you a present;-;
>>30748346
...to complain about it* ...avoid things they don't like*
>>30748260
Why would you care about people being indifferent?
>>30743226
>bumcaves
Thanks anon, I always need more bad synonyms for ass to add in my fics
post memes
>>30748346Tumblr really likes to seek out aged-up content just to complain that it's sickening to age up an underage character because that must obviously mean that you want to fuck a kid character, and you're just aging them up to justify your actions
>>30748390
>Tumblr thinks actual degenerates would even bother with aging up or be shamed by their disapproval.
Kek. SJWs are so naive sometimes. Even throwing away the concept of aging up, I miss the days when people just accepted that fanfiction was fanfiction and that all the degenerate content in it didn't reflect on reality.
>>30748390What the fuck. Gotta wonder what kind of mental gymnastics goes behind their heads. Even I couldn't think of that way. Sounds like they just complain for the sake complaining. If they are that dumb not to stay out of the tag that contains aged up fictional characters or self-inserts, it's their own stupidity to blame for.
>>30748404
God. Remember old school Fandom Wank? Everything was fair game back then, and no one batted an eye at 'problematic' shit -- they waded in themselves. Writing about incest? Underage? Rape? They encouraged that shit.
The rise of feelgood SJ with Tumblr has really ruined a lot of fanfiction and fanart communities. Somehow, fiction not equaling reality as a concept has been lost in many of their minds, and if you write or draw about it at all, you've pretty much just held their eyes to the screen and raped them.
>>30748385
I can't find good memes, I'm sorry.
>>30748385
>>30748465
its ok buddy
What do you think are the best ways to get ya boi turned on?
>>30748440Remember when genderbend art and fics were all over Tumblr about five years ago, and then the term ended up becoming problematic because "it's sick to declare that all men have a penis and a masculine body, and all women have a pussy and a feminine body, you're fetishizing trans people"
>>30748440
So in short, create anything at all and someone will get hurt/offended over it and demand it to be erased out of their sight?
>>30748471Probably patience. He was patient enough to evolve a Wimpod into a Golisopod, so I bet it turns him on when his partner shows him that equal amount of patience to give him time to figure out what'll make you feel good, to figure out a proper position for all his long limbs, all without rushing him to get on with it
>>30748469
Saved. I have only seen a sushi version of this before.
>>30748483That's stupid. There's so much content to create! Just make sure it's complete fluff with the progressive pairing of your choosing with absolutely no kind of drama or tension in their relationship whatsoever (because that's abusive). Emphasis on the progressive. Two white guys or a white guy and girl are not progressive and the former is probably fetishizing.
>>30748471
lean on him a little too hard
come up behind him andtry tonuzzle his neck
wear skimpy shorts/skirts
>>30748434the moralfags and puritan police like to pick on literally any angle to try and get people to stop making sexual things, especially if its by female fan creators (as most fic and art typically are). "pedophile!!!" is just the latest label to try and dissuade people from making any kind of mature fanfic and art. they try and make this character or that character untouchable for this reason and that reason until you have nothing to work with at all. ignorance is the best defence. you can see similar childish tactics in the shitposters who come around here like "gross fujos with smelly vags get out reee".
>>30748510
This fits well with my headcanon that he likes being directed. It's about the only time he'll tolerate someone bossing him around.
>>30748471Lead him on and tell him he's capable and worthy and is so good for you. But take care not to overdo it, because he must still understand that he should only follow your orders and do what you want. You know best, after all.
>>30748471Looking into his eyes while you place kisses on his cheek, slowing down to his neck. Placing wet kissing on the neck and rise up to his ear and whisper into it with heated breath while putting your hand under his shirt, raising it softly but firmly to his hardening nipple
>>30748483
Basically. It's especially ironic because there are "good" forms of censorship to the most militant of them -- things that would be okay to erase or cover up in the name of "protecting the abused and triggered."
What's annoying is that many of these self-styled SJWs are entirely hypocritical and practice many of the same things they tear others down for. Tumblr fandom is just a huge SJ wank built upon getting SJ points so they can cozy up to the loudest one of them all.
This is why I don't give a fuck about who sees my fics. Not my fault you're fucking triggered.
>>30748592
lusamine..........................
>>30748357Because of passive aggressive "indifferent" remarks I've received in the past.
>>30748521
>>30748527So, no flaws or any kind of HUMANE traits that aren't positive, no any kind of character development because they are so goddamn perfect when those stripped of. Oh no, you can't write guy and girl getting busy because it's discriminating and oppressive against my [insert whatever (non realistic) identification] view. And if you EVEN think about writing a guy on guy, you are fetishist piece of shit. /s
Let's just never ever create anything again and sit at home like toads. And die out of boredom.
Getting back on topic...
There was this interesting meta post on tumblr about Nanu convincing Guzma to dissolve Team Skull after the whole Lusamine incident. It seems pretty plausible, given that the dissolution was something I always found to be really sudden.
The image of Nanu sitting down with a shell-shocked Guzma with a mug of Tapu Cocoa in his hands is really cute too, not going to lie.
>>30748471
telling him how much you enjoy being his and his alone
>>30748731
no link?
>>30748640I left Tumblr before SJs became a mainstream thing and assuming from your post, things got worse in there. Too bad, it was fun place in 2009-early 2013 for me and seeing it being infested and parasites with those people make me a little sad.
>>30748701yep, you got it. keep making rules about what's "right" and "wrong" and "good" and "bad" until you control everybody's actions and nobody can step outside of the precious innocent pure little cinnamon roll trope. and the sad part is that the people perpetrating this kind of thing don't even want to admit to themselves that by "protecting" or "purifying" sexuality they are just as bad as any oppressive force they claim to oppose.
all you can really do is live your life the way you want to live it and say "fuck it" to those that don't agree with you.
>>30748738
Here:
http://solhiryu.tumblr.com/post/154374801770/so-i-was-thinking-about-post-ultra-space
>>30748731
I wish we'd seen Guzma having more reaction to his time in Ultra Space in general. He disbanded Team Skull, but otherwise seemed no different than he was before. Considering how traumatized he was in Ultra Space, it seemed weird that there was no mention of it in his conclusion. Especially when the whole post-game arc was about Ultra Space's lingering effects.
>>30748743
>all you can really do is live your life the way you want to live it and say "fuck it" to those that don't agree with you.
Probably the best advice tbqh
>>30748782
Granted, you only see him once in the postgame (Battle Tree doesn't count), so you could reason that it's just him trying to put on a brave face after such a disastrous event.
I wish Ultra Space was bigger and had more events inside of it. Like teaming up with him in there or something.
>>30748793
>Guzma was probably bathed in a good amount of wormhole energy
>Becomes a mess when the leftover Nihilegos and Xurkitrees approach him one day
>He's frantically trying to find a way to contact the protagonist for help
>>30748814
That reminds me.
I need Delta episode of Guzma having encounter with UB.
>>30748793
That's true, but it still seemed sloppy. Even Hala could have at least brought it up in a line and have Guzma get defensive over it.
But a lot about the main story was rushed at the end, so it isn't surprising. The lack of events inside Ultra Space and you not getting the chance to fight your way through Ultra Bests seemed like a glaring mistake. Guzma battling in there with you also would have given him a point to being there. It's not like you really needed anyone to remind you that Lusamine was batshit.
>You will never make Guzma a dad.
Why live?
>>30748844
>Xurkitree wants to happily wiggle with Guzma!
>Buzzwole wants to flex at him!
>Pheromosa wants him to clean her feet!
>>30748859
>*Ultra Beasts
They are not the ultra best.
>>30748844
I find them show he is watching interesting and cute.
a bit nsfw, for the AetherxGuzma noncon fic posted here a while ago
>>30748933
It's great anon!
Poor Guzma. That fic made me hate Faba even more.
>>30748933
This pic and the fic make my heart hurt for him, even though they're both soooooo good.
It's so hard wanting both fluffy stuff and bullying with my favorite character.
>>30748260
>fujo boogeyman
>complaining about people who don't even complain about your special ship
ISHYGDDT
ayyy someone drew kid guzma vs kukui. rip guz.
Just add red version of Guzma's clothes and fake white beard and he would make a great Santa.
>>30749318
Is this going to end well? I hope is not going to yell at the Wimpod.
>>30749332
https://twitter.com/tri_tis_tri/status/808655330846515200/photo/1
Here's the link.
>>30748933
So good dude, you spoil us with such art
>>30749366
welp... I didn't need my heart anyways.
>>30749366
Now I'm sad.
Thanks for the link though.
>>30749366
thats just painfully sad
Requesting to have our boy, Guzma drawn shirtless and watering down his Golisopod on a hot alolian day with a hose. Both looking pretty chill and happy, yet oblivious to their surrounding / uncaring.
Bonus points if it's outside chickens house with either chicken or her mom swooning while the other is confused / worried.
>>30749720
>>30749720
Probably the closest hing I can find on shirtless Guzma, Golisopod and water.
>>30749366
I feel so bad for our boy, I feel so bad for Wimpod.
Hot biceps guzma 1/2
2/2
Where can I find nsfw art other than r34?
>>30746067
I need this
>>30746727
Thank you so much!
That image... I'm gonna need a dixie cup for my drool.
Just made this, your boy after catching Wimpod, took him a few tries
>>30747470
Giving me the tummy gelatins.
>>30747931
There is a god.
>>30748260I had someone call me a pedo on my art because I accidentally forgot to tag it. But I explained it and we're cool now
And thank you for attempting this. I really do appreciate it.
>>30746071
Also thank you too!
I appreciate the both of you.
>>30748863
My heart is skipping from this! Papa Guzma is the cutest thought.
>>30750740
Tumblr seems to be the top place for that. Twitter and Pixiv seem low for nsfw art right now.
>>30750772
So proud of him! The drawing is cute.
>>30750745
You are welcome!
>>30748365
My pleasure, bub.
>>30751082
Aww thanks! I was going to draw him with glasses, but I really like his hair like that