>tfw you btfo a HO kiddie with your stall team

>just fought a jap player starting with Aegislash
>took forever to make his moves, kept spamming King's Shield and Substitute
>won due to time out without losing a single poke
I won through stall without even having a stall team.

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>>30729040
I know that feel well.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7pokebankou-492821133
>B-b-but muh easy mode wallbreaker.....

>>30729190
nice

>>30729190
Which one are you?

>>30729289
obviously the guy with the Dugtrio

>>30729190
kek

>>30729289
The stall-using subhuman.

>match starts
>guy sends Ninetales
>I use Flash Cannon, OHKO
>nip forfeited the match

Is there a way to filter out nips?

Pardon my retarded ass but what is HO?

>>30729040
HO?

>>30729319
Hyper offensive

>>30729319
Hyper Offense

>tfw you btfo a stall shitter with your wallbreaker team

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>>30729190
>has a team of HOs
>gets mad when you revenge kill

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>tfw stallfags couldn't git gud and had to essentially ban Baton Pass

>>30729458
The funny thing is he wouldn't have even gotten that Clef kill if my Zapdos hadn't flinched. I needed it to get a bit damaged beforehand so I could switch Dug directly and then used reversal to remove it.

>>30729040
is december autism awareness month

truth be told I don't actually care that much about your disability so maybe you should tone the awareness down a little

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>>30729488
>use baton pass
>toxapex uses haze

>>30729488
>Essentially ban baton pass
It's not banned tho. You just can't have 5 baton pass users all with a bunch of still you can't touch. All teams suffered from it.

>>30729040
You motherfucker!

>>30729781
>REEE STOP PASSING MORE THAN 1 STAT
Eat my Donut, fag.

>>30729742
>One shot it before it uses haze
>Scolipede used Earthquake

>>30729040
>>30729337
>>30729335
What's the criteria for having a team that's HO?

>>30729040
Faggot

>>30729845
Suicide lead for rocks and a lot of offensive mons. No clerics, no defensive fallbacks, it's technically a high risk, high reward team that relies on momentum.

>>30729830
>Go! Skarmory!

>>30729742
>Espeon used stored power

Good job

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bulky offense > hyper offense > stall

>>30729919
This. Sadly Bulky offense isn't that viable right now.

>>30729887
>Go Celesteela
: ^)

>>30729830
You are still able to pass more than one stat.
Maybe learn about the stuff you want to trash talk before opening your mouth.

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>>30729845

>>30729875
Clerics can be used. I remember using Mega Diancie as a sitational cleric since everyone expected Protect on the first turn

>>30729975
A new Baton Pass clause is implemented to the ORAS Singles formats for the standard Smogon ORAS tiers (OU, UU, RU, NU). This clause disallows the use of Baton Pass on a Pokemon while also using a move that boosts Speed and a move that boosts another stat, with various exceptions included.

Sadly still here for SM

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>when your pheromosa OHKOs their M-Mence with ice beam and they disconnect.
>when they rely on baneful bunker for poison and you switch in your SpDef tumblrina (male) and set up light screens then burn their toxapex with scald after 8 tries while they try to damage you with venoshock but it does literally less than leftovers recovery and finally after 10 minutes one of your energy balls kills it after burn damage and they disconnect
>when you taunt their SR necrozma and they disconnect
>when your z-splash rapid spin HJK trp kick tsareena OHKO's their Solgaleo and they disconnect
Battlespot may be filled with children but I've never played Pokemon either so I'll take it.

>>30729959
>Magnezone's Air Balloon!

>>30730061
>Flamethrower/Fireblast
; )

>>30730050
>+3 252 Atk Tsareena High Jump Kick vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Solgaleo: 315-371 (75.9 - 89.3%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
t.things that didnt happen

>>30730050
Please give your Tumblrina (male) set.

Tempted to run one with Perish Song.

>>30730101
Nice 3hko loser lmao!!!

>>30730120
252+ SpA Celesteela Flamethrower vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Magnezone: 206-244 (73.3 - 86.8%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

252+ SpA Celesteela Fire Blast vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Magnezone: 252-298 (89.6 - 106%) -- 37.5% chance to OHKO

>>30729990
I don't want to be mean but this team is kinda shit
>Giga Drain and Thunderbolt on Gengar
>regular Scizor
>Life Orb Scizor
>Bug Bite and Aerial Ace and no Roost, Swords Dance, or Defog or FUCKING U-TURN
>Mega Pinsir without Swords Dance
>special Lucario
>without even Nasty Plot
>Salamence in OU
>not even a bulky variant which is the only usable one
>not even Dragon Dance which is manditory on a offensive set in UU
>Brick Break and Crunch
HO isn't literally using only offensive moves you dummy

>>30730181
>running celesteela's worst set
>not knowing AV magnezone is commonly used to counter celesteela and also other magnezones
just quit already
>4 SpA Celesteela Flamethrower vs. 200 HP / 0 SpD Assault Vest Magnezone: 102-120 (30.8 - 36.2%) -- 48.9% chance to 3HKO

>>30729040
>stall teams
>good
uh?

>>30730181
>modest 252 Celesteela

>>30730108
Life orb brother

>>30730298
>running life orb on a rapid spinner

>>30730319
>backpedaling

>>30730298
also fuck you he said z-splash so no he didn't have +3 attack and life orb

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>>30730298
>Z-splash life orb

>>30730335
>>30730370
Thief

>>30729040
HO?

>>30730385
my little anon can't be this retarded

>>30729084
Kek. Stallfag was probably salty.

>>30730225
>Magnezone runs both Air Balloon and Assault Vest
New meta guise, this dude knows his stuff

>>30730406
nice anime reference my friend haha as a fellow otaku I understand this too well~ ^_^

>>30729990
this is bait isn't it

>>30730424
stay mad z-splash life orb faggot

Why do I recognize this hentai every single time?

>>30730425
You've clearly never gone past 1200 elo, if you ever played a single competitive game in your life that is. Either way shut up so we never have to hear your bullshit.

>>30730472
wanna see the battle video of me doing it?

>>30729742
>Baton Pass Alolan-Raichu

>+2 252 SpA Raichu-Alola Thunderbolt vs. 252 HP / 0 SpD Toxapex: 350-414 (115.1 - 136.1%) -- guaranteed OHKO

>inb4 b-b-but muh Celesteela

>+3 252 SpA Raichu-Alola Thunderbolt vs. 252 HP / 252+ SpD Celesteela: 422-498 (106 - 125.1%) -- guaranteed OHKO

>>30729190
you seem just as insufferable

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>when you could so something fast if you were good but you're not good so you do it slow
im proud OP

>>30730698
>+3
nice charge beam faggot

>>30730727
it's a showdown player that takes pride in his internet points gained through stalling. what did you expect?

>>30730727
I prolly am twice as insufferable.

>>30730746
>Too much of a faggot to know that Raichu/Alolan-Raichu can have nasty plot

>Being this retarded.

>>30730795
>+3 with Nasty Plot
am i being memed

>>30729190
This match is a perfect example as to why Stealth Rocks is good for the metagame even though it's bullshit.

>>30730825
I didn't do plus four because I'm not autistic like you and realize in the end it doesn't matter because Celesteela is getting fucked regardless.

But here since it bothers your autistic mind that much:

>+4 252 SpA Raichu-Alola Thunderbolt vs. 252 HP / 252+ SpD Celesteela: 510-600 (128.1 - 150.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO

Here's your (you) as well.

>>30730902
>I'm not autistic
self diagnosed yourself I'm guessing

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>>30730698
>+2 when Toxapex used haze
nigga what

>>30730935
>Toxapex switching into a Psychic type

Nigga what

>>30730935
>>30730960
>Toxapex
what

What kind of braindead idiot says that something is easily countered and then uses +4 as an example lmao

>>30731022
the same retard who calcs to +3 when using a move that boosts 2 stages at a time

This thread is the pokemon equivalent of two kids playing cops and robbers trying to explain to each other why the other is dead and they aren't.
Holy shit, you're all autistic fags.

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>Using swords dance mega scizor against shiny aegislash
>Uses king's shield every other turn
>Counter by dancing on those turns
>Opponent keeps shielding every other turn, >Attack boosted so high I'm literally pissing away sword dance PP to not attack on those turns
> Shiny sword gets ko'd, proceed to sweep with buffed af Scizor

The rest of the team was shiny too. How are you smart enough to figure out injecting but too stupid to drop a strategy that is actively fucking you?

>>30729190
>Fortune
The person who posted this is underaged

>>30729040
What team did you use, OP? Feeling like joining the dark side, but I don't play OU, much less stall. Toxapex and M-Sableye are staple, right?

I have to know, don't die!