Showdown pet peeves

>someone says gg
>was obviously a bg

>watching a balanced hackmons battle
>doesn't tell the pokemon's abilities
I understand why they do it, but it would be nice to have this feature for spectators at least.

>tfw champ is chimp

>looking for another stall team
>it's a mixed or offensive team

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>opponent gets burned by scald or misses focus miss or something
>"Yeah of course"

>trying out a new stallmon strat
>it's working
>"you fucking piece of shit go die of cancer"
>dc
what's with the stallmon hate anons

>>30728524
>>30728561
>DAE smogon hate any playstyle that isn't stall? kekekekekekekekekekek

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>>30728423
>peak in ladder
>shofu and pokeaimmd calling me out

>>30728423
>says glhf at start of match
>gets angry when I get repeated luck hax

Nigga, this is what YOU wanted.

>>30728524
>>30728561
Kill yourselves

>>30728717
>people complaining about anything in AG

>>30728423
>Join game
>Opponent forfeits

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>>30728756

>>30728756
Its ok anon, its just a childrens video game

>>30728524
>play stall
>Get matched against some dude
>A bunch of people join for some fuckall reason
>dude fuck stall!!!

>>30728717
>shofu
>good at battling
Top kek

>>30728423
>get really high in the ladder
>lose like 10 games in a row usually barely
fuck me

>>30728781
There's no reason to be annoyed by this since it's a free ladder.

Usually it just means someone is testing out a team and forgot something or chose the wrong team...or just had to leave.

>>30728423
>join game
>status their first mon
>they forfeit
nigga what

>>30728856
>Get really high in a non-OU ladder
>Get matched with some guy 200 elo below me
>Lose barely either to cteam or some bullshit hax
>-500 elo
>Win
>+3 elo

Thanks Zarel.

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>make a prediction
>opponent: nice

>>30728524
>Chip damaging for 4 billion turns.

There's a reason this style of play has been dead in any official format since gen 5.

>>30728852
Better then you'll ever be spergtard

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>>30728888
wew lad

>>30728423
>opponent uses protect when they aren't using leftovers, leech seed, and don't have me statused
>opponent uses roost under the same conditions as above when he knows i'll kill him anyways
what's the point

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7pokebankou-494528458
>Jirachi players

>rando battle
>opponent has 3 ubers, 2 ou, and a shitmon
>beat him
>"it's not fair, I got a bad team"

>>30728908
Fuck off Shofu.

>>30728872
It happens when I play random battles.

>Opponent uses Genesect
Ban this shitter already

>>30729002
No fuck you.I bodybag your whole family

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>>30728781
free ladder

>>30729038
Having Joeys crew give you teams and tell you how to use them,then using them against your underage subs doesn't make you good nigger

>>30729099
>different weather setters for different kinds of weather
Why

>>30728897
You don't like good sportsmanship?

>>30729155
He who masters all weathers masters the game.

>>30729117
If you got such a big mouth why dont you hop on my next twitch stream and see how it goes.

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>>30729192
>Politoed
lol

>>30729155
>>30729170
Now I want to make a team that uses every weather and see if I can nab some wins with it.

>>30728495
>tfw champ is lamp

>>30729243
Use Castform for the full experience

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>>30728509
This really gets to me because no shit "yeah of course" 30% is nothing to fucking sneeze at. Especially if it's a go-to move.

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>random battle
>4/6 of my pokemon are holding life orbs

>>30729288
>random battle
>literally everyone on my team and his has leftovers

>>30728897

What? He's giving you a compliment, you sperg.

>>30729362

I love Comfey for the sheer reason that people understimate just how strong it is. They thing their pheromosa can 1HKO with poison jab, then next turn I get back every single point of HP with draining kiss. Unless you have something that resists fairy, it just can't be outdamaged after calm mind or two.

>get a freeze with ice beam
>opponent spergs out then rage quits

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>>30728423
>opponent doesn't even disconnect

>random battle
>it's an opponent with a wincon episode

>>30729022
They saw their team and thought it was irredeemably shit then.

Either way there is absolutely NO reason to be mad at anything in randumbs.

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>>30728423
>down to 1v1
>can take multiple hits and OHKO the opponent
>It flinched!
>It flinched!
>It flinched!
>Your pokemon fainted
>Opponent: gg

team consists of:
>4 tapus
>smeargle with sticky web, stealth rock etc.
>ditto

team consists of:
>6 ultra beasts

I hate this game

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>>30732095
>6 ultra beasts

>>30732095
>team consists of
>tapu koko
>tapu lele
>pelipper
>mimikyu
>pheramosa
>celesteela
>all shiny
how to spot a 12 year old 101

>>30729243
I was battling someone with Drizzle Pelipper, Snow Warning Ninetales and Sand Stream Gigalith on the same team in prebank OU the other day.
It wasn't perfect but he put up a good fight.

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>>30728423
>Say "Hey, Yo, or Hi"
>Only response is "Good luck, you'll need it"
>His team looks like one big gimmick so I use Taunt on Turn 1
>He disconnects

>>30728423
>have 2 showdown tabs open
>start a game
>both tabs start playing
>can't close one without forfeiting
speaking of that how can 2 people play on the same internet?

>>30728423
I still don't understand how that works. When I try to close a Showdown tab, I get a prompt asking if I want to forfeit.
Does everybody who leaves without forfeiting force close, or disable messages, or something?

>>30732284
Use different computers with different names.

>Have Venusaur-Mega on field and rocks
>Charizard, go!
>Pointed stones dug into the opposing Charizard!
>Charizard has Mega-evolved into Mega-Charizard X!
>Mega-Charizard X has used Dragon Dance!
>Mega-Venusaur has used Sludge Bomb!
>Mega-Charizard X has fainted!

Every fucking time

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>>30728897
What? Why be upset? I think that's cool of him, and I'd do the same. Better that idiots that sperg out if you predict

>>30732399
but i remember one time trying to play with someone and it glitched out
i'll try it again

>>30728872
How about when the match starts and you defeat their lead with your own lead and then forfeits?
I hate when they do that.

why isn't ladder updating after battles for me?
it updates, i look at my user screen, but just doesn't show it after battles

>opponent forfeits at team preview, or within two seconds of early bad RNG
Why the fuck do you do this

>>30732560
They probably have a specific gimmick to attempt but realize one of your mons can stop it completely.

Still stupid though

>Opponent has personality type I shit on regularly
>They're destroying me

>lead with mega sableye
>they forget what magic bounce does and they set up rocks for me on the first turn
>forfeit

Being low on the ladder while climbing is fun

>have Ambipom as lead in team preview
>they sent out a ghost type to avoid fake out (usually Gengar or Lunala)
>beat up their ass into oblivion
>they forfeit
Or my favorite
>Ambipom vs Mimikyu on turn 1
>Ambipom used Snatch
>Ambipom waits for the opponent to make a move
>Mimikyu used Sword Dance

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>>30728423
>be me
>be 1300 elo on showdown
>use showderp tier meme team
>get matched up with Verlisify
>beat his AssVest Rain Dance Goodra
>He calls me a hacker
>mfw

>>30732824
show me the replay oil man

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>>30732824
>hacker
>on showdown
holy kek

>>30732824
REPLAY
E
P
L
A
Y

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>>30732824
>AssVest Rain Dance Goodra
People actually trust this man for competitive advice

>>30728823
>stalling in a children's game
Pathetic imo

>>30732824
REPLAY NOW

>>30728588
no seriously

go the fuck back to kekkit

>>30732824
>no replay
Ebin

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>be me
>playing showdown
>use my shit team from moon
>fight random 12 year old
>his team consists of P-Groudon, P-Kyogre, M-Rayquaza, two Darkrais and a Mew.
>they are all nicknamed after outdated MLG shit
>everyone in his team has a shit moveset, but i only remember his groudon knowing dig
>my araquanid vs p-groudon
>araquanid knows leech life, substitute, protect and liquidation, it also has leftovers
>groudon was doing practically nothing to araquanid, araquanid wasn't doing much either but i didn't switch just to know what happens
>"i'm going to use dig" he says
>don't believe him. i use protect anyways
>he actually used overheat
>"GDHGFDASDFSDAA"
>it only took 30 turns for him to switch to pokemon
>he switched to darkrai so i use leech life and kill his darkrai
>switched to his other darkrai
>tries dark void but im immune because of substitute
>"UGH"
>random person joins
>he lets that person control his team and leaves.
>reallynigga.png
>the battle goes on and the guy's able to kill my araquanid but only that
>mfw

>>30732824
ANON YOU CANT GIVE US THIS STORY WITHOUT A REPLAY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>30733279
replay?

>>30732824
literally clicked through all of his replays looking for a goodra because im autistic and also procrastinating and couldnt find a single one
fuck you

>>30733397
That fucking nigger

So no verlis battle

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>have scarf hydreigon on the field with mega beedrill in the back
>opponent sends out espeon that has not been used at any point in the match
>outspeeds with scarf i had no idea that it had and uses psyshock
>it doesn't affect hydreigon
>opponent: yeah fuck predicting against noobs
>opponent has disconnected

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>>30733394
I don't have it, sorry

>>30733438
What the fuck was he thinking. Why would you even switch to beedrill when you had hydreigon.

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>Opponent leads with Mew and Kangaskhan and the rest of his team is all obvious priority shit
>Obviously Fake Outs are incoming
>Switch to Tsareena and use kill the Kangaskhan
>Fake Out fails each time due to Queenly Majesty
>Opponent: "dt! Queenly Majesty"
>Immediately disconnects after seeing what it does

>>30733445
Of course you don't. Here, another (you) for your starving ass.

>>30733445
what was his/your username

>>30728423
>opponent uses protect
>they aren't pp stalling/gaining health/statusing me
>literally just wasting my time

>>30733477
what is reading comprehension.

anon had his hydreigon with m-beedrill in the back, but the opponent sent out espeon and tried to use psyshock trying to predict an m-beedrill switch

>>30728423
>make team myself
>lose
>make copypaste team
>win

>>30733533
I'm trying to understand the thought process of his opponent, anon.

Hydreigon had the advantage, so why would this annon switch to m-beedrill? Focus blast?

>>30728948
Your team was fucking cancer tho

>>30728423
>have to use a simulator because getting 6v6 singles is nigh impossible on cartridge

>random battle
>opponent sends out sigilyph

>>30733595
Dazzling Gleam, clown.

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>latias kills my pokemon using a non dragon move
>send out mimikyu
>Latias used Draco Meteor!
>mfw

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>>30733601
yeah, he's some faggot that even showderp hates. every time he's in the chat he just sucks the dicks of the two other people that unironically try hard on the ladder

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>90% acc move missed

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>Opponent sees that I have a Ditto on team preview
>Proceeds to try and set up anyway
>Keeps setting up when they realize I'm not trying to stop them
>Disconnects as soon as Ditto starts the sweep

I honestly don't know what these people expect. Ditto isn't that hard to play around.

>>30728509
I do that. Only when regarding Mega Meta though.
I once missed 3 90%'s in a row.

>>30728509
>opp recovery stalls for 15 turns
>gets critted
>"lucky"

>>30728423
Disconnecting is fucking hilarious

How the fuck can someone even enjoy playing stall, it's stupidly retarded and slow

>>30734877
It's fun to watch noobs who dont know how to wall break slowly lose their shit

>>30734877
The same way you can enjoy burn in Yu-Gi-Oh

>>30734902
it's not about wallbreaking, holy shit, stall teams autolose to fast taunt users and stall but if you're playing a balanced team you don't have enough answers, it's retardedly unfunnny

>>30734904
Unrelated but I'm really upset with Yugioh after I was just starting to get the hang of the game after like 8 years later they do this pendulum summoning.

anyone got a pastebin for some cancerous stall team?

>Use Reuniclus
>Try to setup enough boosts to break through opponent Tapu Lele with Psychic
>bitch gets a critical with Moonblast

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>30733889
Who are those people?

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>Opponent has Red avatar
>Types "..." every time I knock out one of his mons
>Opponent leads with primal Groudon
>People STILL using Cancerbird even after gale wings got nerfed
>Opponent has 5 legends + Niggazard X
>6 Arceus team
>Opponent saying GG after winning with a cancer team of Primals + Arceus + Xerneas + Darkrai + Mega Fug
>He nicknames his Pokemon after Gods

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>play Random battles
>Slurpuff with Life Orb and mixed offenses

I know it's supposed to be random but nowadays they take from a pool of stuff that most people use. Who the fuck used mixed Life Orb Slurpuff?

>>30735737
It's not even a pool from what people use, it's random sets added by some dude. There's a reason Air Balloon Rotom-Fan is a thing.

>>30735792
of course how are you going to counter tousand waves then? :^)

>>30728509
>doubles
>Sandstorm raging
>opponent's Discharge move misses me and my other mon used protect
>crits his ally and paralyzes him
That was worth a "Yeah of course" in my book.

>>30735792
At least Air Balloon Rotom-Fan is a meme so I can understand that. Same with the Cosmic Power Sigilyph set. What kind of retard would come up with Life Orb Slurpuff when it's got Unburden and Belly Drum, or Unburden and Calm Mind?

>>30735996
it's not retardation, thanks to how randoms work something like Unburden + Belly Drum Slurpuff can easily sweep

it's a way to balance the mon

like the Zygarde builds that lack a Dragon STAB, it's the same

>>30728524
>>30728561

You can't figure out how someone stalling and slowly chipping away at you might be a frustrating experience?
You can't imagine why people wouldn't like playing matches that take 10 times longer to complete?

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>Opponent uses a Tapu Lele
>Their Lele falls, then they switch to a priority based revenge killer
>The opponent's X used (priority move)!
>the opponent has disconnected

>>30736055
I see that they sometimes do that like not allowing Mega Ray or Zygarde usually not having Thousand Arrows. But I don't get why they bother that much when there's still ridiculously powerful bullshit like Megamence that can sweep most random stuff after a single DD or Arceus, and they're way more consistent.

>>30736224
They enjoy frustrating people. Stall teams are basic greifing.

>>30735648
>playing ubers and up

>>30736338
So what's the best way to BTFO stallteams without dedicating your entire team to it and getting wrecked by any other composition?

>>30736644
Taunt

>>30734022
>Use a lot of 80-90 acc moves
>All of them hit
>he ragequits

>>30736644
Taunt
Porygon-Z

>>30736644
Shed Shell Xurkitree
It even beats Dugtrio stall

>>30734508
this happened to me, and then my opponent started stalling out tje timer because he was made that I crit him after 12 turns

>>30736644
use a dedicated stallbreaker

Sub + Roost Dragonite with Dragon Claw and Earthquake

Magma Storm Heatran with Earth Power beats almost everything that stall uses except bulky water and you can use Toxic to hit those on the switch

Monoattacker Mega-Altaria is also pretty amazing against stall teams but it's unreleased at the moment

A Mega-Altaria + Heatran core can beat any form of stall

Mega Gardevoir with taunt beats everything in stall except Skarmory and Celesteela (so that means Steel types that aren't weak to Focus Blast) and those are broken apart by Xurkitree

A Tornadus T + Pelipper core accomplishes almost the same but it's extremely weak to Electric types

Substitute Mega Heracross can break apart everything with a combination of Arm Thrust, Pin Missile/Bullet Seed and Rock Blast but fails to deal with bulky ghost types, poison types and fairy types, so something like Excadrill can help it break apart those although this core loses against Mega-Sableye and hard

The only reason stall isn't as prominent it's because it's boring, but if it came to be more popular one of those cores or similar cores can help

>>30738157
oh I forgot the other part of the Dragonite core

a poison type can help wonders in that core, in order to deal with fairy types

Crobat with Super Fang and Toxic, Venusaur Mega, CroMuk, Nidoking, Toxicroak are fantastic companions to a setup sweeper like Sub + Dragon Dance Dragonite and thanks to how stall teams work they can't check your mons with faster sweepers

someone I forgot was Magic Guard Reuniclus. Takes no residual damage, can keep boosting with Calm Mind and recovering health with Recover and kill everything through a combination of Psychic + Focus Blast. But then again you would be using Reuniclus in OU.

>kill with a crit
>they rage quit
literally just happened to me a minute ago

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7randombattle-495868643

>>30729202
Sheeeit, that you Shofu?

>opponent knows he's gonna lose
>starts time stalling
>eventually win
>tries to rematch me

to this day my best memory of showdown was when I ironically made a smogon team and got matched with a showderp champ at the time, no other battle has come close to the amount of fun I had, the environment is fucking terrible.

>>30732391
Dumbass permavirgins either faggot

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>Opponent leaves after I beat him
>Not sticking around for me to bg all over him
Fucking makes me sick

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I just had this happen to me
>opp has a HO team with lele and pheromosa.
>could smell the bullshit a mile away
>very close match
>comes down to our last pokemon 1 v 1
>barely get the win
>respond with "GG" because it was a legitimately fun match
>opp respond with "nah".

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>>30728423
I think the #1 thing that pisses me off on Showdown (or any comp pokemon matches really) is when your opponent openly complains about hax.

How fucking dense do you have to be to WILLINGLY PLAY A GAME THAT HEAVY REVOLVES AROUND RNG and also WILLINGLY USE MOVES THAT AREN'T 100% ACCURACY and then fucking complain about RNG not going in your favor?

Hax happen, it's part of the fucking game, if you don't like it, or if you dont like the fact that you could outplay your opponent and still lose, than don't fucking play Pokemon.

I mean jesus christ, people don't bitch about getting a shitty hand in a poker tournament, why would they do the same thing while playing Pokemon?

>opponent gets 2 important RNG rolls in a row
>apologizes for their good luck

>>30739769
>be me
>use focus blast instead of hp fighting
>miss focus blast
>"of course"

people like this confuse me

>>30739964
I do this because I legitimately feel bad when it happens

>You're three Pokémon up, one Pokémon left to go
>Opponent sends out Jirachi
>Magic happens
>Opponent wins
Every goddam time, I swear!

>>30728423
>enter battle
>Klefki, Liepard, Wobbuffet, Sableye, and Thundurus on team preview

This was XY Ubers after the Swagger ban in OU. Still won because I actually used an Ubers team, but still, what the hell.

>>30732525
I do this when I'm trying to get some dumb sweep and save it. No point in finishing a game with just support mons and a sunkern or some shit

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>>30740249
>Taunt
>opponent disconnects

>opponent uses spikes/toxix spikes/stone edge/sticky web
I want a format where entry hazards are banned.

>>30728948
>lmao lucky bastard
>mfw

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>opponent uses smeargle
>relies on spore strats
>I wake up first turn twice
>disconnects
That's what you get fucker

>>30740463
They actually did disconnect on me shortly after one of my mons with a Lum Berry blew through 2 of their pokemon and, ironically, got T-Wave parahax off against a third.

>>30740522
Regular old Spikes are fine. Distribution is relatively limited, needs several uses to deal good damage, and many pokemon are just immune to it.

>>30733595
Dazzling Gleam 4x super effective my dude

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>Opponent makes a mistake
>immediately disconnects

Just because you forgot M-Absol has Magic Bounce, or that Marowak has Lightnightrod, or that Parting Shot doesn't work on Soundproof doesn't mean everything is lost

>>30739964
unless its bullshit like serene grace hax i appreciate the apology desu

>>30740862
i do this all the time lol

>>30740862

M-Absol is class. Once bank updates and I port the rest of my living dex (not catching those mons again) for the shiny charm, I'm MMing a Absol

>>30728423
>Opponent loses if I ko Pokemon X
>My Pokemon can easily Ko Pokemon X, so I use a move to hit the switch in super effectively
>He stays in, takes the hit, uses a non SE move when he showed a super effective move
>Crits and Kos anyway
>Ends up losing me the game
Who the fuck keeps a weakened Dhelmise in against Battle Bond Greninja in Rain that can sweep the entirety of your team with Hydro Pump? Why do people win games by playing like absolute retards?

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>"Good game"
>"Eat shit and die"

I'm the sore loser

>>30728908
Not him, but even I beat shofu

>>30740522
Git gud. Literally none of those moves are a problem.

>>30740522
I want a format where you have Defog

Two things piss me off.

>Opponent is losing
>d/cs without forfeiting

This is the biggest bitch move you can do because when you close the window it automatically forfeits unless you uncheck a box, so they are making a conscious effort to be petty as fuck.

>Lose to some guy
>He says GG before delivering the killing blow
>Fight same guy again
>Win
>He doesn't say GG

>Up against Snorlax and Oranguru
>Lead with Tapu Fini
>Fini uses Nature's Madness, does 50% to Snorlax
>Snorlax uses Belly Drum, using 50% of its health
>it's left at a chunk of HP
>Proceeds to sweep me with max attack Heavy Slam Trick Room Snorlax

Okay so...50% + 50% =~ 98%? What?
Did this fucker make sure his Snorlax had an odd number for HP just for this exact scenario? Cuz it sure didn't look like he had 1HP left.

>>30736644
Top Lele

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>>30746024
>he doesnt know how to set his hp ev's at an odd number so % damage leaves you at an uneven amount that gets rounded up

>>30746024
>>30746173
I think the point is that someone using Belly Drum would most likely go for an even HP number in order to activate the Sitrus Berry after the Belly Drum use but it seems that this guy wasn't using Sitrus Berry

>>30746221
>Okay so...50% + 50% =~ 98%? What?
nope hes just a retard who doesnt understand that you cant perfectly cut an odd number

>>30746024
>>30746239
Holy fuck how jaded can you be, anon? I literally mentioned him being at odd HP in my original post. Obviously that's what happened.

The only reason I was surprised is because of what >>30746221 said.

>opponent says gg on the turn im going to knock out their last mon
>they stall the timer until i say it back
i say it almost every time when the game is over but forcing a gg is retarded

>when the opponents have been forfeiting all day and you haven't battled anyone yet
Annoying, but still funny.
>Hey man, I don't know what's going on, but people have been forfeiting on me all day.
>Yeah me to.
>*forfeits

>Playing gen VII uu
>opponent calls my team cheap and "for noobs. "
>Specifically calls my torn-T and kabutops cheap.
>He's running scizor, dragonite, keldeo, and fucking scarf kyurem-B
>In fucking uu
>Ragequits when I kills his dragonite

I was honestly pissed. How the fuck is kabutops cheap but kyurem-B totally fair?

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>opponent has lele, scizor, golisopod and talonflame in their team preview.

>>30735792
>Play Random
>Have sets that are distinctly counterintuitive

At least I know why now.
I don't remember the worst, I think it was Guts Heracross with a Mega stone.
Just... why?

>>30747114
Gen 7 UU is currently a shitfest.

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>>30735648
I'd like to beat the fuck out of every Red player ever.
Yes, I am mad.

>Random Battle
>Down to the wire
>They win because they pulled Protect spam

>Random Doubles
>Both mons use Protect at the same time

>>30747114
Those mons are allowed in UU?

>>30747235
Yes, SM UU is literally BW OU without Heatran and Ferrothorn

>>30747197
it's a way to prevent those mons from breaking the opponent team apart easily

I remember when I got Salamence Mega with no Aerilate boosted moves. It had Fire Blast, Draco Meteor, Outrage and Substitute so it was meant as a mixed attacker

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>>30747257
gross dude

>opponent forfeits at the end of turn 1 after I bounce back his Smeargle's Spore/Sticky Web with Magic Coat

>>30741258
Shofu gets beat alot from what I hear. I beat him back in the early days of Gen 6.

Most people think he's awesome at battling since he only posts his victories on his youtube channel. When we fought, he said it'd be uploaded on his channel. Funny how it never was...

>>30738157
>arm thrust mega hera
why?

not disagreeing with what you said cos it's all valid but, why arm thrust?

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>try to ladder in any ranked setting in pokemon (battle spot or smogon tiers)
>never break through elo hell because dice rlls almost always go against me
>this happens a lot in most other game with random chance too
>not even joking, my luck is so fucking bad. i actually started avoiding certain game genres because of this

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>game is down to 1v1
>my mon can take the hit and win
>opponent crits and wins
>he says "bg noob"
>mfw

>>30735648
Red player here. It's fucking hilarious to see karenfags like you lose their shit when they get their ass destroyed by mons that are actually good. Stay mad, cuck.

>Champ sets up x4 everything Tapp Bull
>doesn't sub after setting up
>burned by Alola eggs

>>30728423
>get a Crit on opponent's last Pokemon, when he has clearly already lost
>"of course"
>"another undeserved victory for a kid thanks to BS hax"

It's like the 'Crit mattered' meme but taken seriously.

>>30749572
I have found my opposite!
The amount of times I have gotten PRZ and FRZ just in the nick of time is baffling. Same as with any other RNG element in Pokemon like confusion and such.

It's hilarious in Smash bros. I have gotten so many kills with Peach with random Bobombs and Stitchfaces it's unreal

Real life luck is shit though.