I had an idea, so I came to you wonderful people of 4chan. I need help getting rid of the ultra beasts. Trade for and release as many as you
possibly can to make the world a better place :)
>>30726404
fuck off looker
>>30726404
You need to get repeating digits first, N.
ARE YOU JUST SAYING TO "RELEASE" GOD?
YOU ARE A TRAITOROUS FOOL!
THERE IS NO GOD! DEATH TO THE UBs!!!
>>30726556
IF THERE IS NO GOD, WHY IS GOD RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU?
YOU NEED TO BE EXTERMINATED!
>>30726404
Maybe we should TRY to be friendly to the ultra beasts.
>>30726593
THE EMPEROR PROTECTS
You can release my Pheromosa if you trade me Cosmog and Type:Null/Silvally for them.
>>30726634
THIS IS NOT A HIERARCHY, FOOL!
THERE IS NO EMPEROR.
ONLY GODS.
AND THEY ARE RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.
ACCEPT NOW OR DIE.
>>30726615
What do you mean "TRY???" HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KILLED BY A KARTANA AND FORCED TO WATCHED IT GET MORE POWERFUL AS IT TEARS THROUGH YOUR HARD TRAINED TEAM??
>>30726690
All I'm saying is that you are not taking my damn Pheromosa and Xurkitree away from me.
>>30726742
It's for the good of the world. They don't belong here anyways
>>30726404
>release as many as you possibly can to make the world a better place :)
Sure, just release these powerful aggressive beast, they will surely not leave a path of destruction on their wake.
>>30726771
Fuck you, they never harmed me.
>>30726404
yes release themto meespecially celesteelas
If not for injectors, it would be an interesting concept to try to make a particular legendary or event go extinct.
Could it really be done if enough anons devoted their autism to it?
>>30727693
your the only one here who asks the real questions.
>Implying I am not going to help them take over the planet
Your work will not go unfinished lady Lusamine!
'releasing' isn't euthanasia, it's releasing them into the wild, OP.
>>30727693
But which one?
>>30727844
Heattran
>>30727810
It was OP 's ruse.
He was collaborating with UB in some fashion.
See >>30727779
Yes boy release my fellow Ultra Beast and your path to the dark side shall begin, I'll form a powerful empire once you fools have done so ah ha ha ha ha
>>30727810
>t. Bill
We all know the truth. We all know what REALLY goes into poffins and poke puffs.
I fucking hate this place.
>>30728489
In Russia 4 chan hate you
>>30726404
Sure, send me a Celesteela and I'll release it straight away. Promise.
>>30726404
This is like Phantom Pain, trying to remove all player nukes.
>>30726404
Trade me your Cosmogs and I'll dispose of them.
>>30727859
Nah, it would have to be an event mon.
>>30726593
So guys, I realized something. You know the theory that the UBs are low-level shitmons from the Ultra Dimension? Buzzwole can't learn Hyper Beam.
Ultra Beasts are basically harmless. Everything you hear against them is anti-UB propaganda created by the Secret Police. UBs are the greatest partners a human could have.
>>30727693
>Resets
>Captures legendary again
>>30732945
Nice theory, but plenty of shitmons such as
>my mom's ferret
learn hyper beam. Unless you're suggesting that he's some NFE shitmon, that'd be something.
>>30732945
no i don't, explain.
>releasing nihilego
THIS IS NOT LORE FRIENDLY
>>30733541
Well, basically there is a theory that the UB's are basically the Rattatas, Caterpies, and Zigzagoons of the Ultra Dimension, since most of them are basically based on pests and annoyances, or first form googley eye 'mons.
Perhaps coincidentally, Buzzwole (unsure about the others) cannot learn Hyper Beam, a move learn-able by all fully evolved pokemon.
The logical extension being that Buzzwole cannot learn Hyper Beam because it is not fully evolved.
>>30732945
Kartana cannot learn it either.
But the other UBs can.
Random shit can't learn it either, like Oranguru, Siinotic, Araquanid, and Tsareena.
>>30735181
Oh. Well, Myth busted, then
>>30727693
Good question.
Events maybe, legendaries not so much since anyone can restart the game to get them again (yeah, they'd have to play the entire story again, but there's the Bank to make things easier)
Action Replay also exists to get any of these things back, not just injectors.
>>30726404
>release them
Do you want Lillie to die? Because this is how Lillie dies.
>>30735244
Farfetch'd, Onix, and Hitmonlee/chan could never learn it either.
>>30733410
Furret can learn Hyper Beam because it's evolved.
Pretty much all evolved Pokémon can learn it.