YOU BROKE HIM /vp/.

I wanna break his mind with my dick

https://mobile.twitter.com/SonicBrawler/status/806300288953053184/video/1

Completely Broken

If an emotionless kid broke him, someone else would have eventually.

If he gets to fight you that does at least mean he finally beat Hala, right?

>lives alone with his grandpa
>father became an outcast trainer and left the family
>You beat him every time
>Lillie is his crush, even though she's more interested in you than him.
>get's defeated even at his best.

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>>30724968
I really liked hau, he's the kind of person you would want to be friends with in real life, always happy go lucky

>>30725072
Why would you want to be friends with an imbecile? Happy go lucky people are the worst. They can't even rub a few braincells together to figure out that being happy and smiley all the time is fucking annoying.

>>30725011
Yes, that's literally the first thing he tells you when he approaches.

>>30725095
i doubt you have any friends anon.

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>>30724968
I would call that broken. He admit he hates losing but continues to be a good sport about it...unlike pic related who whines all the damn time.

>>30725107
My friends aren't dumb fucks who think you can just smile all damn day and act like everything is ok. A friend like Hau would enrage me like no other.

>>30725245
You know hau's cheerfulness is a coping mechanism right? Dude has a few issues here and there.

>>30725065
>You beat him every time
There are at least one fight with him you can lose, and the game continues without you whiting out

>>30724968
Bring six pokemons next time dude.

>>30725118
>Not playing as Serena

Why bother playing at all?

>>30725284
Such as an unrequited crush on Lillie.
He can't even pretend to hide his devastation when she abandons him before he can confess his feelings

>>30725095
t.person with no friends

>>30725339

because there is something fun about Serena getting depressed about your talent.

>>30725285

yeah I actually lost to him once and when the game just kept going and I didn't get sent back to a pokecenter i was actually like "what the fuck?" because I'm pretty sure that's the first time something like that has ever been possible in the entire series, to lose a mandatory battle and still progress like nothing happened.

>>30725501
I think that happens in Yellow.
Which matches you win or lose determines what your rival's Eevee evolves into.

>>30725501
What did he said/how much conversation change after he beat you?

>>30725561

I think he just said something dumb about how fun the battle was and how good we both are at bringing out our pokemon's strength. he definitely didn't make me feel bad about it.

>>30725501
>Never happened
>Literally happened in Gen I.
Kids truly are retarded these days.

>>30725837

can you give an example of this happening in gen 1 BESIDES the very first rival battle in Oak's lab?

>>30725095
>tfw I'm that happy-go-lucky guy in my group of friends
D-do you think they hate me anon? I always care about them and cheer them up when they are down. ;-;

>>30725865
Not that anon, and all I have is anecdotal evidence, but I'm positive I lost to my rival around Lavender Town at some point. I remember thinking my new Gyarados was all that and being surprised it eventually got wore down and I lost.

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>>30725095
but anon, that's the secret to life. The happy-go-lucky people smile and live in the moment rather than mope like the rest. Objectively, there's no real reason to smile ever as there is always something to be sad about. Being happy, or at least acting like it gives other hope.

>>30725865
I could swear you were allowed to lose the fight in front of victory road in the beginning of the game

Ah yes, I was wondering what would break first.

>>30726146
if you skip the fight it affects gary's eevee too

>>30724968
Fucker had it coming.

>>30725865
You could probably lose the fight to AZ and May at the end of gen 6 games, but I guess that doesn't count to you either?

>>30725865
I think anytime you are given you're starter and immediately battle, I believe you're allowed to lose. Gen 5 I'm pretty sure one playthrough Cheren got a crit on me to win.

I mean you can look at it that way, but the fact that he's here fighting me means he beat Hala at Hala's absolute strongest, along with Acerola, Olivia, and Golfer-chan. He's number two in Alola for sure, well, at least in my game where he challenged me before Gladion could.

I'm just not giving up my dankass throne out of friendship though fuck that.

>>30725065
He at least lives with his mom, because he mentions that she happily sent him off on his journey at the start of the game.

>>30725285
As if I'd lose to that little jabroni

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>>30725245
I found your group of friends.

>>30725501
I lost the first Lusamine fight

I was confused when the game just continued

https://twitter.com/Clearite/status/806511590967164931

Chicken and Lillie are sexually assaulting Hau! Will you save him, /vp/?

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>>30724968

>>30726955
seeing how he acts i dotn blame her

>>30724968
>He joins the challenges so he can travel and eat the other islands malasadas.

He didn't care from the beginning, but don't worry OP he's probably gonna inherit the kahuna position due to grandpa lobby.

>>30725095
>not liking happy people
>thinking a life of happiness is for idiots
Don't cut yourself on the edge anon

>>30725095
I work with two women who laugh and smile all the time and it really brings up my mood. I'd be sad if they left.

>>30724968
I want hau to stumble in with malasadas while Lillie is getting porked like a strong independent grill.

>>30725095
Poor anon, thinking he's among good company.

I think the SU fandom is more your speed.

>>30728202
I love the face he makes when you beat him right before the Elite 4. For some reason it's cute how salty he looks.

>>30728846
That's another thing between him and serena. You earn his saltiness unlike serena who literally pours it on you...constantly

>>30725865
You can lose to Silver in GSC at the first battle

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>>30725095
Let me guess, pic related is your favorite because he "understands the meaninglessness of life"

>>30730327
Can't call him edgy when quite literally half his team evolves via happiness.

>>30724968
>went from utter jobber to no1 contender for champ title
No, I helped him git gud

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>>30724968
It's not about how much you get knocked down, it's about how much you can stand up.

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>>30730327
Gladion had more character development from a single battle than Lily had throughout the entire game.

>>30724968
Lillie felt more attachment to an emotionless husk of a person that this happy, confident kid did.

It was satisfying to see him cucked so hard at the end.

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>ywn be best mates with nanu

>>30725095
yeah, i only hang out with people like myself: intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.

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>>30730668
>Lily
literally who

>>30731039
Literalillie who

>>30730327
Gladion was never edgy, he got annoyed by Hau acting cheerful when shit was serious but very quickly came to appreciate Haus cheery disposition and didn't hesitate to work alongside you and Hau. Plus he was a big softy for his sister and Null

>>30730668
Its a damn shame that Gladion didn't get more screen time. He and Hau had such an interesting clash of personalities.

>>30724968
How did he defeat the Elite Four when his Pokemon are 2 levels lower than them? Same applies to all the challengers except Kukui.

>>30725837
Well gary was always piss easy, unlike hau and his super fast psychic raichu

>>30730351
Well was edgy until the power of your friendship healed the wounds of his tortured heart.

>>30732334
>defeat the Elite Four when his Pokemon are 2 levels lower than them? Same applies to all the challengers

Skill and strategy :^)

His Raichu with Psychic on the third island fucked my shit up

>>30732334
I must admit I'm a tad disappointed the E4 and title challengers don't get even harder...and kukui is the only one to every have a full team.

Oh well makes leveling up my pickup team much easier.

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>>30732277
He's like Shadow the Hedgehog but better written.

>>30734844
To be fair, he really likes that bike.

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>>30735005
>"Aether Foundation protocol requires at least one Pokemon for each member!"
>"Which is why you groomed and fed him yourself, right?"
>"Hey, I really like Null."

>>30727901

I wanna befriend them and touch their tender asses with my tongue

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>>30735080
This was cute until I noticed the black fingernail polish.

>>30734844
CAN'T A MAN LOVE HIS BIKE?!

jesus christ I bet you never fap on top of your car during hot summer nights

>>30735168
Oh god I never noticed that. Fuck

>>30725865
EVERY Gary battle except champion.

>>30724968
MAYBE YOU SHOULD CATCH A SIXTH POKEMON

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>>30725439
the depressed expression she makes whenever she loses always gets me rock hard

>>30724968
True strenght is being the only one who knows you're weak.

>>30736945
True strength is not losing.
That's what my dad would tell my before beating me, anyway.

You don't break Hau.

He admits he's not as good as you but never gives up and still manages to get to the end like you and Gladion despite losing.

>>30737039
Any fucker that doesn't bother to capture a sixth pokeman doesn't deserve to be "strong".

>>30737260
Basically every person in Alola except for you and Kukui.

>>30737322
EXACTLY, but about the others, at least they aren't annoying like hau.

>>30735168
Idk why but it really fucks with me and makes me uncomfortable seeing anything but red or pink on fingernails..I cant explain it it just feels Really really off to me

>>30730327
Unlike OP, Gladion is not a faggot and tries to be in good terms with you and Hau after you aid him, and even apologizes for lashing out on you after Lillie gets taken to Aether.

>>30737260
But I basically played the last games with only 4 pokemons because of HMs.

>>30725522
Speaking of which, it triggers my autism about how Hau uses Leafeon instead of a fancy Jolteon.

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>>30725095
I'm happy for myself you self centred fuckmobile, I understand it pisses you off but you're doing that to yourself.

>>30724991
The problem isn't just that they're emotionless, it's that they constantly smile. The world could be ending, and they're still smiling. That shit is fucking creepy. Constantly losing to that is bound to fuck with your sanity.

>>30728097
delte

>>30724968
Nah. I helped him grow as a person. He'll make me work when both of our parties are level 100. I'm looking forward to it.

>>30725095
>tfw to intelligent to smile

>>30737916
>TFW he probably keeps giving the MC gifts as some sort of tribute so the creepy motherfucker doesn't kill him in his sleep

>>30725501
The first Lusamine fight is like that too.

>>30725837
Yeah but no one actually lost to Gary/Green

>>30725872
I'm the original dude who said I liked Hau. You are an extremely valuable member of a friendship group dude. Keep on.

How do I find a gf JUST like Hau?

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>>30724968
You know, he looks like my favourite fucc-bois from Boku no Pico. I'm gonna go bate some masters with now, Thanks for reminding me of this.

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>>30724968

>Forever in his Grandad's shadow
>Dad has fucked off
>Every big step he takes the MC is there to take the wind right out of his sails
>Literally makes it all the way to the champion only to realize he's hit plateau

Being Hau is suffering.

>>30737626
Regarless, you had a full team.

>>30739634
>Beats his grandad and makes it all the way to the championship match, further than every other rival except for Blue and Gladion
>Is going to keep getting stronger and have his own adventure to find his dad
>Probably /ss/'d with Lusamine

Hau had a pretty good life