Let's have one of these threads.
Here's the template.
made this one last thread in like 5 minutes
>>30719437
>>30719437
>Insert "Haha I bet I'm gonna see more oversaturated cancer" comment.
>>30720023This is my fetish.
>>30720023
looks like things turned out better than expected
>>30719938
God, that fake Pikipek evolution looks like ass.
>>30720033
s-sauce for far right pic?
>>30719938
Fucking this
>>30720090
e621
>>30720090
Plague
>>30720033
>>30720134
>we're finally getting some good Femcineroar porn
Fuck yeah.Now to wait for the good stuff of her domming a male Delphox
>>30720197
>not cute comics of female imcineroar defending male primarina from bullies
>>30719437
You expected Magcargo?
>>30720046
Likewise
>>30719437
The more I post this, the better I feel about it. Like, I've gone from hating it to mildly disliking it to kind of liking it. Also salazzle was way better than she had any right to be.
>>30720221
>not comic of Zard-X bullying all these furries
come on, guys
>>30719805
Source on pic to the right?
>>30719437
Absolutely real. Horse is MVP.
>>30720083
lmfao, clever
>>30720221
>defending
Dark-type. She's a bully. Needs to be bullying and having rough sex with a Delphox whose psychic powers have no effect on her.
>>30720413
>Lusty alolan maid
>>30719437
>>30720611
why the fuck did you want another waifumon we already got enough this gen
>>30720633
No such thing as too many waifumons
>>30720664
not true
>>30719437
>>30720383
Still shit-tier paint skills, but this is better.
>>30720786
It's not Bug because it's based on this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mimicry_in_plants
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudocopulation
>>30719747
I'm sure that is a spectacular story worthy of storytiming sometime.
>>30720995As a bugfag I'm still disappointed. Solar Blade Leavanny when?
>>30719863
It's not about the defenses, man. That Prio Rock move is a motherfucker.
if you put screenshots of stats and moves in "got" you aren't making a joke you are just posting facts
>>30720664
I found the sexually frustrated nerd
>>30720413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrg9hYjW8ts
>>30721069
prove it
>>30720046
>>30720358
>>30720056
>>30720413
ftfy
I couldn't even kill Haka's Crabominable without nasty plot (though I was pretty underleveled), and Ice Hammer ohko'd her. You can only set up on grasses, bugs, and fairies, and that's only if they don't have a coverage move (read: anything that deals neutral damage). Besides, the AI hardly lets you set up a nasty plot that's worth having, since most trainers only have like 2 or 3 pokes. Corrosion is almost useless; you may as well just kill the steel type while you're at it.
That said, Salazzle is fun and I love that typing. I'm looking forward to trying to find some niche in a competitive team for her... Should be a good lategame sweeper if you can set up for it.
>>30719437
>>30720023
Sauce on right pic?
>>30722448
This is the first part. Other than this, none.
>>30722448
>>30722504
I literally just looked up the artist's tumblr. Sealguy. Mostly simply drawn traps. Seems to hang out on 4chan, probably even /vp/, so keep an eye out.
I almost feel like I gave it too much credit. I should make a negative one for something I didn't like.
>>30722796
I just love Bewear's neutral animation. He just stands there, arms at his side, daring you to do something about it.
>>30722882
Teach it Aerial Ace and let it use the Z-Flying move. It's as entertaining as it is sort of horrifying
>>30722504
I had to do this, otherwise it made no sense for me.
>>30723032
Is it better than Toucannon's or Diglett's?
>>30720720
FUCKING THIS. I lucked into catching a Modest Shield Dust one, and my Ribombee practically solo'ed all of Po Town and tore the shit out of the Aether Foundation mooks. She deserves that spot on my team.
>>30721069
>Dark types are immune to prankster
Holy shit is this for real?
>>30723202
Ye
>>30723202
Yup!
>>30719437
>>30720786
I dunno what you guys are doing, but if you want something to work, you need to do things right, no Pokemon is an island.
>>30723303
Nigga Dat a warframe reference I spy
>>30723674
Fucking kek
>>30719437
>>30719773
Poison Point and Toxic Spikes plus early Venoshock in XY made Roserade a beast
>>30719437
>>30720469
It's Tsareena's attack stat bar in Bulbapedo page
oricorio had no right to be so goodin game
>>30719437
>>30720461
J-jokes on you, primarina counters bullyzard-x! :')
>>30722224
I had the same experience as you. Usually I just use the fire Z-move if I'm not 100% sure I can OHKO (which is often), because let's face it, if you get hit you die.
I don't think I've ever used a glass cannon quite this frail, except maybe Heliolisk. It's fun to use, though, and occasionally poisoning a Steel type is fun.
It's not as bad as the owl, which just feels like dead weight to my party towards the end of the game. It gets 2HKO'd by so much and doesn't pack enough punch to hit anything hard enough. Even Gastrodon didn't get OHKO'd by Leaf Blade, and I have to keep both Leaf Blade and Energy Ball around just so that I can hit the right type of defense.
>>30726200
> yfw you had both in your team
>>30726098
What did you expect with such a derpy looking shitter?
tragic
>>30719437
>introduced with an ability that raises its defenses
>WOAH I DIDN'T EXPECT MUH BRO TO BE SO GOOOOOOD
Fuck off, I knew fine rightly that Mudsdale was gonna be great day one.
>>30719782
How do you train a pokemon that doesnt exist
>>30720083
I... don't get it?
Since the same autists keep posting the same shit in this thread every goddamn day, here is your daily reminder that most of you are complete and utter faggots.
>>30729456
Every time
here's your mandatory reply by the way
>>30719747
I get it.
>>30729478
And here's the first rectally ravaged cum chugger to scream like a sperglord about people not liking his garbage image. New record, usually you faggots take at least 5 minutes to reply.
>>30719590
I disagree, I find Whishiwashi jobs way too much.
>>30729512
Just trying to keep the status quo in check, chief. No need to thank me.
>>30729541
Can't hear your muffled words because of all the cocks in your mouth.
>tfw forever Uber
>>30729180
you evovle cabrawler almost at the pseudo victory road so you have no time to play with it when evolved
>>30729023
One day my bro will get Aura Sphere.
ended up really liking him
>>30730124
or not
>>30723085
Best new mon
Do people find all the cluttering funny? This thread is actually alright, you guys did good this time
>>30730257
i think you got them mixed up
>>30724087
I cant be doing all this image editing in paint
>what I trained
Sandyghast
>what I expected
A sand castle
>what I got
A sand
>>30729560
lol what a sperg
>>30726029
top kek
>>30726811
lol
>>30723085
So it's weaker than you expected?
>>30730612
I like Lurantis more though. Torterra is nice, however.
>>30726015
>>30730615
that's the whole point of the thread you lazy fuck.
>>30730615
there you go
>>30720413
Salazzle a best
>>30723032
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>30729499
i didnt get it, pls tell
>>30721069
Wait what? Darks are immune to prankster?
>>30731407
its movepool is fine
not everything has to learn every move
>>30731538
Not that anon but I assume he's saying he switched Golisopod for a more reliable water mon
Carried the entire Elite Four for me.
>>30729722
why does it need aura sphere, it can learn focus miss
>>30720611
>Cute mushroom waiumon in a dress
Holy fuck I want this now
>>30731922
justin bieber colosseum.
>>30723303
>that warframe mod
>>30731871
>>30731922
>6. Showing a very well done photoshoped piture of Moot's mother having sex with a 10 year old boy
What.
>>30719437
>>30719747
heres mine
>>30732107
It's a very old ban message someone got.
Other highlights included spamming CP in very board and things like that.
>>30731978
So you didn't evolve it? Why?
>>30731538
>filename
He means that because of emergency exit, he has to use a different Pokemon he has on his team.
>>30732137
You were expecting Super Saiyan God and instead got Regular Super Saiyan?
>>30730806
the joke was that this pokemon is literally an island
>>30720786
>you're that ninja!
>>30725888
accurate
>>30726811
this gen's starters were a mistake
>>30726200
Maybe you just got shit IV's on Decidueye, because mine is the MVP of my team.
Mudsdale and Golisopod are the slow tanks which will never outspeed anything EVER, Raichu and Salazzle are glass cannons, and Ninetales is a balanced mix, while Decidueye is good at everything. I luckily got a Jolly nature and didn't even reset to get it, and it reliably outspeeds most things its level and is capable of taking quite a few hits, plus switching in on Normal and Fighting is great.
>>30735454
your parents told me the same about you
>>30731861
>focus miss
you've answered your own question
>has cannons for arms
>no mega launcher
>no aura or pulse moves
>>30732701
>STAB Hustle Sucker Punch
>STAB Double Edge
>Super Fang
I FEEL IT
I don't know whether it was because of SuMo's preference for smaller teams of stronger Pokémon (particularly Totem Pokémon) or because I just found it really fun, but I spammed Fissure so much as Dugtrio.
>>30723186
Mine was not modest, it had shit IVs in Sp. Atk too
Still rekt though
I thought of what happened last week when I made this. It needs more mockery pics to make it work better. Maybe next time
>>30737153
*our
I still love Golisopod
>>30742084
This goes with the "what I expected" for Golis
>>30731209
Is there a word for laughing while being sad at the same time?
>>30742586
Adjective wise there's wistful.
>>30742586
smad?
Why is /vp/ the only board that does expected/got right even a little bit of the time?
>>30745364
/tg/ actually does it right a lot of the time. Then again, "expected" is usually "what the DM saw" or "what I had in mind," with "got" being "what I played" or "what the fucking players did to it."
>>30735454
this
all three of them were so underwhelming that I dropped them halfway through the game each time
>>30733320
I think it's more
>Expecting Black
>Get Trunks instead
>>30746517
but Trunks kills Black+Zamasu
>>30729419
>bottom left pic under what i got
Good LORD
>>30731174
I'd rather put that entire picture in "What I expected" and then put those sandcastles being smashed in "What I got"
>>30719590
>Wishiwashis Swarming disbanded!
>>30746607
>>30746808
Fucking disgusting.
>>30723674
yup
This thing wrecks in the Battle Tree, more than I ever expected with an ability like Emergency Exit
>>30746808
I would slam her like the A button on Melemele
>>30731174
Do it right you fuck
>>30731209
>>30742586
actually I think Gradius is pretty accurate for it
since when did you start Vic Viper with high speed anyway
>>30733574
I thought Torterra was a continent.
>>30742084
>he doesn't know how to exploit Emergency Exit
>>30746808
THICC
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>>30747316
Akala baka
>>30730124
>hyper dark crusher
much better name imo
>>30749451
chuuni af
>>30749480
It's a heel wrestler, an over-the-top chuuni name is exactly what its super duper finishing move should have.
>>30750738
Maybe in NJPW you'd have a name that shit for your finisher.
It's certainly not a fucking Moonsault though, I'll give you that.
>>30750824
Sinister Splash?
>>30720373
wow, having them side by side really shows how simple sunflora is
>>30750880
I actually like that.
>>30749451
>>30749480
>>30750738
>>30750824
> HAIPAAA
> DAAAKUU
> KURASSHAAAAA
It works a lot better with the animation
actually.
>>30726048
I have a shitty gimmick doubles setup with Ribombee and Quiver Dance for doubles.
Funny if it works.
>>30751142
BUT COUNTER
>>30731945
> Not going mirage with Twin Grakata and a Hall of Mirrors build
>>30726200
I thought decidueye was kinda shit on my second playthrough, until I decided to give everyone 31 IVs/max EVs just to test how they are at their full potential.
With a defensive build, he turned out to be a better tank than even my Mudsdale/A-Marowak due to roost, while still dealing alright damage, which made no sense to me but hey I'll take it.
>>30726192
a-raichu hits like a fucking truck though, and is fairly fast.
>>30719590
I disagree. Wishiwashi is too fucking slow to support
>>30747813
He need to be imune to water
>>30732701
>30732701
>>30751606
this, at least his weakness policy set with amnesia and shore up is fun
>>30751606
sand castles are destroyed by water though
>>30719747
Kek emergency exit
>>30745364
Because every other board that can do this can only talk about story-based media, and it always works out as "'I expected: what the promo/blurb showed. I got: what the thing is actually known for". It's always completely predictable. It works in Pokémon (and /tg/, as the other guy said) because you only vaguely know how good a Pokémon is, so when someone points out how it's totally different to what they expected, it's relatable because it's different to what YOU expected too.
>>30729615
>sad because you don't get to ravage shitmons with your legendary
>>30736002
poor A-Raichu. How many time he messed up?
>>30735454
It's sad. The owl is the first starter I am considering boxing during the game and I have only just arrived on the third island.
>>30751392
mother fuckin holiday armadillo
>>30735611
this just isn't true
>>30746808
>haha if I eat this it'll go straight to my thighs
>literally only ever goes to her thighs
>>30746808
What exactly do you do in life to get those kinds of thighs jesus fucking christ
>>30749241
Those are basically humongous islands if you think about it.
>>30731209
for real though, it's soooo slow
>>30746808
>AND THEN YOU BLOW UP
>>30732052
>Incineroar outspeeds Torterra by a whole FOUR (4) POINTS
What the fuck
>>30729722
you mean it'll get actually good speed
>>30720633
I agree that not everything should be a waifumon, but Shiinotic just looks stupid. It's like he has a diaper on. Maybe if it just had tentacle legs like morelull then I could enjoy it.
>>30729419
>>30726457
>>30726192
>>30726029
>>30726007
>>30719805
The fuck? Keep it simple like OP, /v/fags.
>>30731209
Still mad
>>30745364
/m/ does it and they are the only ones who didn't succumb to the clusterfuck garbage yet. /a/ is also mostly simple and clean, but they have their noticeable share of it.
I'm mad
>>30749243
works more than once in the game, this isnt showdown
Bitch wouldn't even try dominating me
>>30756078
That's her favorite spot in refresh, too. Sub confirmed.
>>30756019
>Attack: 180
Why would you expect it to be able to hit any more than moderately hard. I expected it to be bulkier, since its "signature" move is Counter.
:/
>>30756339
This shit makes up for Masquerain being the literal worst possible evolution to surskit
>>30729615
dark void only has 55% accuracy now
Would this work better with the original comic?
>>30720413
>Lusty Alolan Maid
>>30719805
agreed
>>30746808
This is fucking disgusting.
>>30756339
This fucker hits so stupidly hard with choice band + rain. Is not even funny
>>30756078
>not wanting a tsundere
>>30746808
No, worse, it'll go right to your thighs!
...and then you'll blow up!
>>30746808
why
ew
why
i have no fucking idea why.
sauce?
>>30729560
>being this mad that people use a meme differently.
Get off the internet ffs.