>What is this?
Put simply, a simulation of Pro Evolution Soccer being competed between teams which are embodiments of boards of the 4chan imageboard. The players represent facets of each board's culture. And of course, /vp/ has their own team as well.
>What do I suggest?
Just suggest some of your most beloved memes to put on the team. Six months had past since the last time /vp/ participated so the memes are of course outdated.
>What is the current roster?
The current roster can be found on the wiki under implyingrigged dot info/wiki//vp/
>Why should I care and why don't you fuck off?
The cup only happens once every 3 or 6 months for like 3 weeks and only on the weekend so we wont interrupt your true /vp/ experience for too long. If you are new, give it a try and you might even enjoy it. If you don't, we are sorry.
Now that that's out of the way feel free to post players you want to see on the /vp/ team in February. Every suggestion will be considered. The real roster poll will follow in a few days.
>>30705768
Pew!
Lusamommy!
Get wicke on in some shape or form.
>>30705825
End your life.
>New Players:
Nebby
Guzma
Alolan Exeggutor
Spot Me, Skeeter
Greninjob
>>30705768
JOHN INCENAROAR
>>30705825
fuck off
>>30705768
replace Brave Bird with Punished Bird
sack NO ES FAKE and other old memes
add Ya boy Guzma and Nebby as GK
Replace REMOVE GENIES with REMOVE TAPUS
Alolan Exeggutor somewhere just for the god-tier blender
Replace >implying owls are birds's blender with Deucideye
>>30705768
We need Buzzwole
>>30705876
>>30705849
>wickefags btfo
>>30705851
Guzma named "ya boi"
Exeggutor named "LOGN NECK"
Greninjob named like maybe "Jobnigger" or "Ash's Jobninja" or something. Either way needs to have the Ash-Greninja head model.
Rest are pretty cool. Heard they were considering making Nebby a ball.
/vp/notmanager here.
Obviously Nebbyposting is going to end up on the team in some form, but I've heard really divisive opinions on exactly how.
The one I liked the most was:
>make Lillie our center striker and have a Nebby ball
>NEBBY GET IN THE NET
Other suggestions were stuff like Nebby / Lillie / Bag as GK. Taking suggestions on whichever ones you like the most.
>>30705956
>>make Lillie our center striker and have a Nebby ball
>>NEBBY GET IN THE NET
Make our pitch have a bag as the net if possible.
>>30705956
haha LOL good meme im realy enjoying this meme
YA BOI
Something about malasadas
Something referencing "my mom's ______"
Kill bravest bird
And a reference to the speculated starters. Maybe make No escape fake into Balileo
REMOVE ROOTHOOT
get my nigga ballio in
FUG
Pew
YA BOY Guzma
Buzzwole
Double Shiny Male Salandit
Angry Toucannon
Mimikyu
Alola Persian's head
Bewear
If possible, a completely defensive player Pyukumuku
>>30706024
>And a reference to the speculated starters. Maybe make No escape fake into Balileo
No need for that, speculation season is over, ripip.
>Kill bravest bird
One of Punished Bird or Greninjobber or something of the sort
reso is a fag
>>30705768
Oh boy its that time again.
Can I be sure to get a link for when this all starts going down? I always misplace my otherones and I dont want to miss this glory
Also: possible roster ideas
Hungry Hombre
Celesteella
Skeeter
Smug cat/Garfeilf
>Peaceful when Dead
Remove all old players and just make the team Gen 7 memes only
RIP BRAVEST
>guzma
>nebby
>skeeter
>lusamine, mommyfags
>wicke, thiccfags
>garfielf
>so angry that it dies
>frog of jobbing
>ballio
>alolan exeg
>>30706086
Me too thanks
>>30706089
Yeah sure, we always post the links here on /vp/ when the matches go down
I gotta have a good meal
Punished Bird
FUG
NEBBY
ITSSSSS YA BOI
Alolan Exeg
Garfielf
Sack Agumon, No Es Fake, No Moves, Serebii.net, Wow its fucking nothing, and move Miror B to the bench or a CMF since he can't be consistent.
>>30706200
>and move Miror B to the bench
>>30706200
>move Miror B to bench
yea naw
>>30706200
I like punished bird
>>30706211
>>30706222
Based
Wait, I just thought of another one we could do.
>Cardevoir/Punished Cardevoir
>>30705768
Roothoot
>>30705768
Make Nebby a ball.
Get in the net, Nebby
>>30706211
go watch summer and see how bad Miror B. fucked up in the Round of 16. He will pay dearly for choking this time.
>>30706222
Good trips, moving him to a CMF or AMF would give him opportunity to score, but again, he struggles as a medal player no matter where he's tried.
Don't get me wrong, I love Miror B. but it's time for Guzma to get an opportunity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REC7daXbjho
Masked Royal
Chicken-chan
>>30706288
wait, so is Miror B like Higuain for Argentina?
>43 speed
>>30706286
THIS
>>30706288
Mirror B needs a succsesser, sure he jobbed a bit this summer, but he was still a valuable player. One daythey will grace each other on the field.
>>30706286
+1
How about some Jojo reference?
Z-move after scoring a goal
>is that a jojo reference?
>This many suggestions
Holy fucking shit I did not expect so many
Please understand that we really cant get all of them in and only a select few like Guzma and Punished Bird will make it into the final poll. The >management team will take a look at all of the suggestions made and like I said the final poll will be posted soon (TM)
>ya boy's goalhorn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-fkSjPFktI
>>30706445
Read next time you post in a thread
>>30706407
Right now people are just throwing things up in the air to see what sticks.
>>30706489
Nebby is a must have.
Topu Keko is a mainstay
Sack Flareon
Add Masked Royal
dunno who else to add
Sack Toppu Kekko for Toppu LelLele-chan a qtie
>>30706407
usual spreadsheet for opinions and suggestions when Reso?
alsodont forget to post it in showderp or to ask someone to add it to the intro there
>>30706893
Give me a secondI completely forgot we did that shit desu
>>30706893
http://piratepad.net/v2j7YpNrfi
Have a nice little piratepad. I already got some suggestions in that the majority wants
Given all the shitposting and threads related to the League, we need Jobninja.
>>30706996
>http://piratepad.net/v2j7YpNrfi
>>30707165
great senpai, we also used to run a google questionary to see people's opinions, but the piratepad works i guess
>>30707597
gogle docs will decide the roster completely. Piratepad is there for suggestions
>>30707597
Nah, the original idea was that we were collecting preliminary suggestions through the piratepad. I'm setting up the poll for this one too, but we're just making sure which things are probably going to go / stay.
Anyone have any straight suggestions for music?
Current anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuVnFnFMbMM
Current goalhorn: https://puu sh/nmPOb/018ac466f5.mp3
IKU ZE I feel is still probably a lot of fans' first choice to stay goalhorn (Guzma will probably make a medal spot and get his battle theme as his alt horn), but the anthem has never really been steady.
>All these people shitposting about jobninja
Remove Agumon, No Moves, >IOAB, Masuda, Proud of its Power, REMOVE GENIES, and Toppu Kekku.
Replace Bravest Bird with Punished Bird.
Replace Toppu Kekku with Hiker Dave.
Replace REMOVE GENIES with REMOVE TAPUS.
Replace Masuda with <pew>
Replace Proud of its Power with YA BOI GUZMA
Replace Agumon with BURASTO BAN
Replace IOAB with Jobninja
Replace No Moves with Slowlola
>>30707702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QAhfVI_MSI
>/vp/ wins
>volt plays
>>30707738
shit I forgot, https://puu sh/mIc5v/694f40a4c3.mp3 is current victory anthem. it was pretty liked, but it could stand to change.
>>30707715
>removing IOAB
he literally scored the goal that made us into elites, fuck off
Fuck off >Preston
>>30707992
it's
>preston
>>30705768
Lilfella
>Top percentage Rattata
>Ya boi Guzma
>Quick ball Abra
>pew
>Masked Royal
>Sneaky Pebbles
Goal theme should be Guzma's theme
also
>all these newfags and retards suggesting removing IKU-ZE as our goalhorn
literally kill yourselves
guzma's theme could be an alt goalhorn if he replaces Miror B
>>30705768
Trannyseal of course, and maybe >Moon is clouds
Fuck off already Preston
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCf-HcYIzJA will please mommyfags
>>30708054
Seconded. Lilfella was quite the meme for a time.
all three
3 birds on the pitch
Fuck I almost didn't make it, you didn't post anything in the wiki page, there's so much suggestions for players but the most meme worthy to be in the team are:
>Ya boi Guzmawith althorn included
>PEW or GET IN THE BAG NEBBYhonestly I think it would be funny to have a pew ball and a Lillie blender trying to chase it around the field like a madwoman
>Alolan exegas a GK please
>Alolan persian
>Rocket waifu, Squid chan or any form of representation for the UB's
>Representation for the tapusi.e. keep topu keko or change it for topu lele/remove tapus
>Change Bravest bird for Punished Bird;_;
I think that's it for players, maybe other minor things could make it to the poll but is not my decision. But suggestions like sacking staple players like Miror B. and IOAB should be ignored,unless is roothoot unfunny meme piece of shit, that spot should be my bro Decidueye but I'm not going to force it, this is /veepee/ team not mineI'm more a music guy and as tech asked >>30707702 I'm gonna give mygreat tastein music like always
Iku ze should stay as goalhorn
This should be the new anthem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNZ7gllxeZs
New althorn for Guzma if he makes it to medalhe is going to be medal who am i kidding
Tapu goalhorn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKr616BOslUOr the UB theme in case a UB makes it to the team, I'm adding this option because agumon is almost guaranteed to get sacked, if not keep brave heart and only add guzma althorn.
Well I think that's it, don't have any ideas for victory anthem because getta ban ban is good too.
Cosmoem/Pyukumuku as a goalie, because, they are completely defensive.
>Roothoot
>Ballio
>Guzma
>Nebby
>Lille
>Genies of the healthy meta
Chicken-chan is dank! DANK!Every day until you put her on the team
>Nebby and lillie
>Chicken-chan
>guzma
>hiker david
Whoops, I forgot that was my old trip
Stay based guys
This time of year already?
>Chicken-chan
>Hiker David
>Guzma
>Wicke
>Ash (obviously)
Night Night /vp/