Will GF ever make a bear pokemon that doesn't look like shit?
>>30695937
What is Komala?
>>30695937
What design features do you want?
>>30695943
It's not a bear.
>>30695937
Bearfags can almost make an entire team when you throw in Snorlax, Spinda or Komala. You should stop complaining, really
>>30695937
But Anon, Pangoro and Bewear are great.
>>30695944
Something that doesn't look like a high camp cartoon villain/comic relief.
Ursaring was almost great, but it's just a bear with poncho shoulders. Since then, we've gotten nothing but ridiculously cartoonish bear pokemon.
>>30695965
>snorlax
>komala
>fucking spinda
>"bears"
No.
>>30695957
>Koala BEARS are not BEARS
0/10 bait actually try next time
>>30696005
I'll give you spinda and snorlax but Komala is a fucking bear
>>30695989
But Beartic is just my cousin's polar bear with an ice beard.
>>30696024
>Spinda
>Spot Panda Pokémon
>Panda
>Not bear
I give you that it doesn't look like a panda, but then again, Pikachu doesn't look like a mouse, and Diglett doesn't look like a mole either.
On another note, in my eyes, Slowpoke and his evo are most certainly bears. I mean, just look at them. They clearly are. Slowbro is a hermitcrab my ass, it's a fucking bear.
>>30696008
so a starfish is a fish?
>>30696094
Slowpoke is a salamander.
>>30695937
>implying Beartic looks shit
It's a crap Pokémon, but I think the design is good
>>30696094
>>30696117
Slowpoke is a hippopotamus thingy
>>30696008
Koalas are marsupials and nobody but foreigners refer to them as koala bears.
>>30695937
>giant pandas aren't bears
Hey buddy, did you just fly in from Stupid Town?
>>30696008
Do you know what a misnomer is?
>>30695937
>implying pandas are birds
>>30695937
>Beartic
>Ursaring
>Pangoro
>shit
Neck yourself kiddo
Honestly i was kindanhopimg for an owlbear grass starter this gen
>>30695957
it's a dropbear
>>30696008
>Koala BEARS
I've only ever heard Americans call them bears. Probably because Americans are faggots and want to fuck them.
>>30695989
Do you mean "heroic-looking?"
>>30695943
Not a bear and it looks like shit
>>30696349
What is a dropbear?
Is Typhlosion a bear?
>>30696390
A drop bear (sometimes dropbear) is a hoax in contemporary Australian folklore featuring a predatory, carnivorous version of the koala. This imaginary animal is commonly spoken about in tall tales designed to scare tourists. While koalas are typically docile herbivores (and notably, not bears), drop bears are described as unusually large and vicious marsupials that inhabit treetops and attack unsuspecting people (or other prey) that walk beneath them by dropping onto their heads from above.
Missing this bear, OP
>>30695937
But Ursaring is GOAT. I do want a Binturong though, even if it isn't an actual bear.
>>30696413
No, he's definitely a mongoose.
>>30696413
he's based on a dog
>>30696438
Ursaring is not GOAT. It's BEAR
>>30696413
Please that's obviously a rat, as the prophecy tells it.
>>30696413
It's a non-anthro sergal.
Snorlax is pretty much a bear.
>eats a lot, then sleeps a long time
>actually vicious and stronk as fuck if fucked with
>>30696423
Still not a bear.
is this a fucking meme? Pandas are members of ursidae.
>>30696487
It's a non-anthro sergal as well.
This is bait.
>>30695937
but anon, you already postet a perfect bear
the question is why are gen 2 mons so shit?
>>30696428
He's a human.
>>30696104
>starFISH are not FISH
0/10 bait actually try next time
>>30695968
Bewear a best!
What's to hate about Ursaring? It's a simple sleek design.
I love Ursaring.
>>30696423
However there is evidence that the Koala did have a giant carnivorous ancestor.
http://phenomena.nationalgeographic.com/2016/03/09/australias-real-drop-bear/
>>30695937
ursaring and pangoro
>>30696413
Typhlosion is a yellow human
>>30696652
I always found dropbears to be just plain dumb.
Animals would just evolve to avoid specific trees.
Easily making the stupid dropbears that rely on jumping on you extinct.
>>30696733
Sergal.
>Disliking Ursaring, Bewear, and Beartic
shit taste senpai
>>30695937
>Talking shit about Ursaring and Bewear.
Say it to their faces, not online and see what happens.
>pandas aren't bears
where did this meme come from and why is no one saying anything about it? i know koalas aren't actual bears, but all it took was a quick google search for me to reaffirm that pandas are part of the ursidae family.
>>30695989
Well you shouldn't be into pegi 6 chinese cartoons then.
>>30695937
> not liking Bewear
>>30696413
Badger/wolverine.
>>30696487
I assumed snorlax was supposed to be a teddy bear
>>30695937
>hating based bancho bear
Beta who doesn't believe in burning passionate manliness detected
>>30695937
Bewear has features of a red panda.
Explain how the Panda Pokemon is exempt again?
>>30695937
>giant panda isn't a bear
>red panda is
Jesus Christ, you're dumb
>>30695943
Not a bear.
Ursaring is GOAT, Spinda is cool, Bewear is good enough. They just need to fucking buff Ursaring at any point in time.
If we get another bear, I'd like for its default state of being to be quadrupedal. Bears are my favorite animal but I've never been a fan of Pokemon's insistence on making them always shuffle around on two feet.
>>30696428
Not enough chest hair. Dick too small, looks like a second navel.
>>30696843
It's the same thing as >implying owls are birds.
>>30695937
Maybe when they make one not weak to fighting
To OP and all the other evofags, here's a perfectly fine batch of bears. No need to thank me.
>>30695937
Pangoro and Bewear are great fuck you
>>30697304
look at how much of a sore thumb Stufful is. It and Bewear are a mistake
>>30695937
Fire/normal sun bear Rival to Ursaring when?
Wait, how is Pangoro not a bear, yet Bewear is?
>>30695937
>No Heatmor
Literally the Oso hormiguero (Anthill Bear) Pokemon
>>30695937
I'm totally agree with you that Bewear is 100% stupid design.
>>30695937
Panda bears are actual bears you dingus
Bewear is the only one that isnt really a bear, it's an oversized red panda
>>30696104
considering it has fish in its name, I'd think so
>>30695937
Bewear and ursaring look fine. Beartic, however, looks disgusting thanks to the tip of it's head.
>>30699583
>that doesn't look like shit
Keep up senpai
What trick room setter and move sets would you use for a Beware, Ursaring, Pangoro, Komala and Beartic team?
>>30701009
So a phallic shaped head disgusts you more than the fact it has a beard out of frozen snot?
>>30701131
Oranguru is the hottest TR setter right now
>>30702551
Be nice for some Instruct shenanigans and slamming Fighting types.
Porygon2 is always nice too.
>>30695937
ursaring is cool fuck u
>>30700123
still better than tranny seal
Ursaring and Beartic are great
Bewear is not a bear
>>30695989
Its almost like pokemon itself is a cartoon.Dumb faggot.
>>30705179
Yeah and owls aren't birds
>>30705283
Red pandas aren't bears. Just saying, by OP's conditions of pandas =/= bears so Pangoro =/= bear Pokémon, Bewear shouldn't be there, either
>>30695937
Pangoro looks cool though
>>30695989
So you want another Ursaring, and then you'll complain about a copypaste
>>30705387
Giant pandas actually ARE bears though. Red pandas aren't they're more closely related to raccoons.
>>30695937
They did in 1999. And then in 2010. Then in 2013. Then twice in 2016.
>>30705423
>Giant pandas actually ARE bears though
It's astonishing how many people in this thread believe this; giant pandas have a closer DNA link to racoons than they do to bears. Calling them bear is like calling a capybara a dog.
>>30705245
Pokemon is a game that has a cartoon about it; fucking retard.
>>30705419
I want something that looks like a bear without also looking like a plushie. Beartic's ice snot beard looks ridiculous, and he's shaped to look completely non threatening, but with an angry face; he literally looks like the cartoon villain of a children's show.
Ursaring needed to be a bit more stylized, but he's in the right direction for a bear pokemon. I don't know why we can get things like Garchomp for dragon designs (along with things like Drampa), yet every bear themed pokemon has to look cute and cuddly. It's a fucking disgrace.
>>30695937
you forgot about snorlax, munchlax and slaking
every generation has a bear
>>30706281
>Snorlax
>"bear"
>Slaking
>literally a giant sloth
Good job, retard.
According to this thread. Koalas, whatsever snorlax is, and sloths are bears.
>>30706377
Well, yeah. /vp/ is filled with literal idiots.
>>30696005
>spinda
>panda
>pangoro, panda, is a bear but spinda is not
>komala
>koala bear
>beartic, polar bear, is a bear but komala is not
??
>>30706359
sloths are bears
faggot
>>30706450
Neither are bears.
>>30706495
>a common ancestor means they're the same animal
That's not how evolution works, you stupid fuck. Sloths are not bears.
>>30706522
THEN PANGORO AND BEWEAR ARENT BEARS YOU FUCK
>>30706559
It's almost like Pangoro has a speech bubble saying "I'm not even a bear" to indicate that the "bear" pokemon were chosen based on how much their design looks like a bear rather than the assumed DNA analysis of those pokemon.
You autistic shit.
chinese pandas are bears again
bewear is a red panda though so it isn't a bear
>implying bears are bears
>>30706232
No, red pandas are the ones related to raccoons. Giant pandas and red pandas are not closely related. Giant pandas are bears.
what make a bear a bear?
>>30706232
>Giant pandas are closer to raccoons
Citation needed.
>>30706869
>>30706837
The citation will deem all DNA analysis inconclusive, and scientists will continue to put pandas in their own category of "panda".
>>30696138
>>30696117
Slowpoke is great really, because it looks like an animal you recognize, but it isn't
>>30706869
[link]https://www.google.co.kr/search?redir_esc=&client=ms-android-lgu-kr&hl=ko-KR&safe=images&oe=utf-8&q=giant%20panda%20facts&source=android-browser-suggest&qsubts=1481492505546[/link]
Giant pandas are bears.
>>30706920
Did you just wake up from a 20 year coma or are you pretending to be retarded?
>>30696413
Honey badger is what bulba says
>>30706941
Damn. Wrong link.
>>30706941
>I searched "giant panda" in google, read zero links, but saw the word "bear" as a scrolled through the results
DNA analysis is still inconclusive; but good job, retard.
>>30706973
Maybe you'll actually look into it, and realize the irony of your post.
More likely, you'll just continue to shitpost.
Something tells me this thread was made just to bait people into an "implying pandas are bears" meme.
>>30706998
I read the classification of giant pandas that was on Livescience.com. It says that they're bears, just not in the same genus as the others.
>>30701142
Yes.
>>30707285
Yeah, they're part of a genus that split of far earlier in evolutionary history than the others
>>30707285
Class: Mammalia
Subclass: Theria
Infraclass: Eutheria
Order: Carnivora
Suborder: Caniformia
Family: Ursidae
Genus & species: Ailuropoda melanoleuca
>Family: Ursidae
You know bears are just big dogs right?
>/vp/ discusses if pandas are bears
I love you guys
>>30707391
Bears are owls
>>30695937
Ursaring and pangoro aren't bad
>>30695937
Bewear isn't a bear
>>30695937
>Pangoro
>Shit
>ITT: /vp/ demonstrates why they failed biology
>>30707664
Why is there a why?
>>30707445
No, they're big dogs.
>pokemon aren't animals
gee wiz
>>30707769
for you
>>30707743
There are people in this thread who don't know the difference between actual bears, bear allies, and things that aren't even real bears.
Well I have fapped to all in the OP
>>30706998
The giant panda (Ailuropoda melanoleuca, literally "black and white cat-foot"; Chinese: 大熊猫; pinyin: dà xióng māo, literally "big bear cat"),[3] also known as panda bear or simply panda, is a bear[4 Source Wikipedia
>>30695965
>>30696005
>>30696487
>>30696986
> Snorlax is a bear
Snorlax is a Horse.
>>30695943
A marsupial
>>30696008
>Guinea PIGS are not pigs
0/10 bait, try harder
>>30696413
The whole line is based off mustelids. Quilava is a weasel or ferret, Thyplosion is definitely a Honey Badger. It should be Fire/Ground because of the subterranean nature of these animals.
>>30707815
>bear allies
>>30695943
Koalas aren't bears
>>30696518
>still no legit way to get Ursaring other than going through the entirety of 7 year old games just to get to Victory Road
Fucking wow