What is the smartest pokemon?

>>30688697
Alakazam

>>30688773
can't learn 5 moves

>>30688790
Dragonite

>>30688790
>tfw to intellegent for 5 moves

>>30688697
Harambe

Alakazam has an IQ of 5000 but I'm willing to bet that Porygon Z can outperform it

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Once Mega Evolved, it is also nihilistic with a wicked sense of humor

Ditto wearing Wise Glasses

>>30688773
>Can't say anything other than its name

Slowking?

Metagross. All other hyperintelligent mons are still confined to biological brains.

Quagsire
>Tfw they actually think dancing can make them stronger

scrafty is street smart

>>30689435
Do you think Alakazam and feel like Stephen Hawking as his ability to speak degrades? If only we could teach them to write or use a touch pad.

>Alakazam: Said to have an IQ of 5000
>Metagross: Has four brains and is said to be as smart as a supercomputer
>Slowking: Said to have intelligence comparable to award-winning scientists
>Oranguru: Said to match wits with Slowking

Metagross is the smartest, but only in a purely calculating way. Can a Metagross write a symphony? Can a Metagross turn a canvas into a beautiful masterpiece?

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>Pokemon that are more intelligent than the vast majority of humans
>yet they still let humans imprison them and order them around

>>30688697
Haunter. He is intelligent, nihilistic, and has a wicked sense of humor me like me.

>>30691683

If Alakazam are so intelligent, why didn't they invent Poke Balls or the PC system?

>>30691632
Yes.

>>30691632
>Gen 20
>Metagross sits on your shoulder and calculates unbeatable strategies for your team of OU mons
>player character and NPCs serves only to carry Metagrosses from one battle to the next and pick up the items needed for their strategies

Would still play.

>>30691632
Can you?

>>30691683
>implying the pokemon you run into aren't subs with a fetish for being owned, trained and even forced to breed on your orders

>>30688773
>tfw too smart for my own ability

>>30691956
I got a little disheartened that this was only the third reply