DUDE MALASADAS LMAO *hands you a Max Revive*

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>>30677864
DUDE BABYSIT ME LMAO

*initiates cutscene*

>hating on Lillie
How edgy can you be?

>>30677864
*proceeds to sell the Max Revive at the nearest PokeCenter*

Have no use for these in a Nuzlocke.

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DUDE I CAN'T WIN LMAO
*gets inferiority complex*

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DUDE PAINTING LMAO
*hands you a Fairium Z*

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DUDE INTERPOL LMAO
*trows herself in the trash, where she belongs*

>>30678031
Kek

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>>30677864
>tfw Hau tells you "It's so frustrating, I tried so hard and I still can't beat you."

I hope he shows up in the anime and becomes champion there at least.

>>30678215
honestly, the way he kept talking about himself, someone should put that kid on a suicide watch

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>>30677864
WHAT ARE THOSE?!

I didnt lose to hau once

>>30678480
Those are dead memes. Leave this place now.

>>30677979
DUDE WAIFUS LMAO
*masturbates to little girl*

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DUDE SATOSHI LMAO
*spends 50 episodes doing fucking nothing*

>>30677979
DUDE EDGY LMAO
*masturbates to facebook memes*

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DUDE BEASTS LMAO
*goes into Ultra Space*

>>30678536
but /vp/ loves dead memes

>>30678215
i want to see who his dad turns out to be, since he also got a bit sour when that shit got brought up

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>>30678853

>>30678929
Colress

>>30678536
>implying memes aren't situational and die

>>30679115
>theme of thread is based on character traits ingame
>jumps to unrelated character trait

why does serena suck so damn much? who though that personality was ok.

>>30678215
>>30678456
How he cried when Lillie left broke my heart. He didn't deserve this.

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>>30679895
>steal away the champion title from him
>then steal his first love

F

>>30678929
e4 Bruno

>>30677979
>having opinions is edgy
Why is /vp/ so fucking autistic

>Hau and Gladion are hands down the best interactions in the game
>only happen during one part

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DUDE CAN'T STOP TEAM ROCKET LMAO
*never returns after beaten by another kid*

>[Insert character] has a human flaw
/vp/ = loool what total shit why can't you be the paradigm of perfection and fit my needs/desires

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DUDE MAH LASAGA LMAO

*gets some grub going*

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DUDE MARRAIGE LMAO
*talks about Ultra Space then does absolutely nothing the rest of the game*

>>30680728
The thing i don't understand is that Kukui is clearly married and yet people proceed to ship him with other characters without involving her no matter what
did burnet got cucked or what

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DUDE FUCK KUKUI LMAO
*does a good deed*

>>30680815
>implying Burnet didn't cuck him for the Masked Royal

>>30680120
>steal his first love
Lillie barely ever gave him the time of day.
Sometimes you gotta say "she's just not into you, bro" and help him move on.
I hate seeing my bros get hung up on some ho.

>>30680815
The guy's name is literally KUKui.
She knew what she was getting into.

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>>30680709

>>30680631
DUDE REALISTICALLY FLAWED CHARACTERS
*shitposts*

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>>30680959

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DUDE YEAH LMAO
*woo*


>>30680984
I thought this thread was in jest for the most part

>>30681045
*proceeded to lose pokemon battles to trainers from kanto*

>>30681095
>Kukui lost to Lance
>with Alolan Ninetails

>>30681143
He was probably just a kid back then
and we all sucked at pokemon when were kids

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>>30678215
>Straight up says his dad left their family because he felt insecure having a Kahuna as a dad and not being as good as him
Behind his smile is clinical depression

>>30681045
DUDE [INSERT POKEMON MOVE HERE] LMAO
*gets cucked by Masked Royal*

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DUDE POKE PELAGO LMAO
*opens world threatening wormholes and ruins his wife's mental health by never returning to his family*

>>30681516

Poké Pelagra*

also, his reaction should be cleaning his drool with his hand

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>>30677979
how can you like the most boring girl in the series?

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DUDE PURRLOIN LMAO
*he's about to unleash his rage*

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DUDE YA BOI LMAO
*beta orbits blonde grandma because she was nice to him*

>>30680817
Guzma the Grinch

>>30682266
>Plumeria was ready for his destruction dick any time
>Goes with Lusamine
Explain this Guzmafags

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DUDE LIBERATION LMAO

*proceeds to catch and battle pokemon*

This thread is good

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DUDE FIREWORKS, LMAO
*gives you herpes*

>>30683770
Kek

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DUDE WAIFU LMAO
*87.5%*

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DUDE PUNI-CHAN LMAO
*murders lysandre*

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>>30684036
It wouldn't be a problem if there wasn't a 3 minute cut scene every time you reset.

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.... ........ ....

*gets BTFO by yet another protagonist*

>>30678031
I WANT TO FUCK HER

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DUUUUDE

>>30681045
>*woo*
I laughed

>>30680891
>get hung up on a hoe
>literally move on two weeks later when a new one whose interested shows up

Life, eh?

>>30684315
The only other protagonists being implied to exist is Diamond/Lucas/Dawn/Platinum and Black/Hilbert/Hilda/White as well as X/Calem/Serena/Y.

Anyone else as far as we know never existed.

>>30677979
She was mostly just annoying.
Hau was pretty annoying too but at least he's chill

The npcs in this game are at least better than x and y

Fucking Tierno I hope he runs into mirror b and becomes his fucboi

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DUDE MYSTERIES LMAO

*becomes new post game NPC for future regions*

>>30681177
I was the Champion of Red, Blue, and Silver. I was also that kid that gave Feraligatr all HM moves, so maybe you have a point.

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>Malasadas
>Mal assadas
Blew my fucking mind.

>>30684901
The NPCs in this game are generally pretty good. Gen 6's were a special kind of shit.

>>30685061
i fucking hate how they changed his personality completely

>>30685437
This bothered me too. I can only assume he was acting differently because he was trying to tread around the whole Anabel as bait thing, making him come off as a lot more clumsy than usual.

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DUDE GOTTA GET STRONGER LMAO
*insists we aren't friends*

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DUDE POKEMILES LMAO
*hands you the regi trio*

>>30685437
Eh, it sort of had to happen when they made him a recurring character. His original Gen4 appearance was of him as an incompetent JarJar-style interpol agent, but when GameFreak decided that they actually wanted police to be more of a thing, they had to write out his incompetence or he'd be a very annoying character.

>>30685554
Nah, he's been like that since Gen5.

>>30677979
He's not wrong though. Lillie, up until her character change, was all about how she was always in trouble and always needed help. She was well-written, sure, but still a fairly one-track character.

I want Hau to be happy!

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DUDE BATTLES LMAO
*initiates a battle after the champion fight and cutscenes without letting you save*

>>30686524
He'll never beat the player to become the champion
He'll never get Lillie
He'll never see his dad again
But at least he has malasadas

>>30686744
>Decides now I am worthy to battle him
>OHKO him
Bravo Topu Keko

>>30686744
Do people still not know that GameFreak scrapped one-fight-only Legendaries generations ago and made them respawn until caught?

DUDE SACRED TERRITORY LMAO
*destroys a local supermarket*

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>>30686896
FTFY

>>30683536
there's a reason his favourite is golisopod

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>>30681205

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>>30687867

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>>30677979
What's wrong with hating on a poorly written character?

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DUDE STALL LMAO
*ban Landorus-I*

>>30690469
They should have a tier called Enjoyablemons where they ban common stalling pokemon and movesets

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>>30677949
Lost irl

>>30686797
Fuck off that doesn't make it less annoying.

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>>30679895
>>30680120
>>30680891
The only thing that keeps me from hating hau's guts is how much he tries.

Even then I can't help but smile inside when I crush his team, especially after he declared he wouldn't go after lillie until he beat me. Absolutely adored how he wasn't smiling at the end after getting beat down again.

I liked that one post saying -you- were the rival in this story.

After typing all that I feel kind of worse about treating him like shit but not enough to change how I look at him.

>>30681516
You forgot he's also addicted to pokebeans

>>30687755
Underrated

>>30678989
I want this

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>>30690369
>Anti-Lilliefags are seriously autistic enough to screencap an equally autistic rant.

>>30678929

Wait, wasnt his dad the Kahuna of the first island?

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DUDE SOMEONES DROWNING

*hooked ya*

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AURA AURA AURA

*hands you a bar of chocolate*

>>30678155
We get it you lost to her in the battle tree

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DUDE FIGHTING LMAO
*Sky Uppercut misses*

>>30693152
....use a better move?

>>30693635
tell me one better fighting move for it.

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*Volt Switches at u*

>>30693682
Brick Break and Focus Blast

>>30693749
>less than 80 BP
>less than 80% accuracy
I said better, anon. And we're talking physical here

>>30692987
Grandfather

>>30693767
Brick break is barely under eighty and counters screens

Focus blast is more than viable and you know damn well kommo is a mixed attacker

If you have such a problem with the mon just pick a better one

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DUDE MOON VERSION

*no where to be seen*

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DUDE 3000 YEARS LMAO

*never get distributed*

>>30684619
Just because they're not referenced doesn't mean they don't exist.

Just because you're jerking off to SunXHau pics doesn't mean Abdul isn't hijacking a bus in Somalia right now.

>>30693869
Why would AZ give you his most prized Pokemon that he's pined over for 3000 years

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>>30693869
That's one crazy vagina that thing has

>>30693968
Why was God distributed in an event

>>30693968
Why would Ash give you his most prized frog?

>>30678031
and that how she marriage the mc

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DUDE I HATE MY FUCKING LIFE AND WISH I WAS DEAD PLEASE END MY MISERY LMAO

*continues to endlessly suffer*

>>30695611
But he has Acerola

>>30695655
That's just another facet of his torture

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DUDE I COMMAND YOU LMAO

*throws orb*

>>30693820
the only reason focus blast is viable is because it's pretty much the only option most get when it comes to a special fighting move

it's basically thunder but fighting type, and nobody uses thunder outside of rain because thunderbolt exists. if aura sphere got more distribution or a better special fighting move is made then focus blast usage will drop massively

aura sphere tutor when

>>30694441
C U C K

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>>30678215
> "It takes a lot of strength to admit you're weak, you know?"

That moment when you beat him in the champ defense was the first time I legitimately felt bad for him.

>>30692987

No, his grandfather

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DUDE PRIORITY LMAO
*is nerfed to oblivion*

>>30681875
it's Pelago you twat

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DUDE DRAGONS LMAO
*nearly dooms all of Hoenn to destruction*

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DUDE CLICKBAITS LMAO

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DUDE PUNS LMAO
*makes a face resembling said Pokemon pun*

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M-money..

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>>30696784
It hurts that I even clicked on one.

I had clicked on a video because it was "the best guide for leveling" but it was like he went in blind and did the buffet whole heatedly, and afterwards said "that was actually really low exp, so yeah anybody who puts the battle buffet in their video is a complete idiot" ...why? Just why? Is he self aware? was he just trying to pad out runtime? I died on the inside a little bit that day.

...

*...*

>>30695869
You're right, but isn't Aura Spheres gimmick the fact that it has shitstribution?

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>>30677864
>Beat him up
>Use Max Revive on him
>Beat him up again

>>30681045
DUDE YEAH LMAO
*proceeds to enter your house uninvited*

>>30697115
>implying that you weren't doing the exact same thing in-game for 20 years now

>>30694441
because he would never use it again anyway so it might as well be of any use to someone else

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>>30684036
tfw I got a female Popplio on the first try.

>>30684619
So basically all of them except for Gold and Sun

>>30697384
>not wanting your Tumblrina to have a dick
What are you, gay?

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>>30680878
this.

>>30684098
Not bad compared to resetting for starters in x/y

>>30693749
what a fucking retard

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DUDE LEAGUES LMAO

*loses yet again*

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DUDE MUSCLES LMAO

*punches you so hard your entire body turns into a paste*

>>30693749
>75 BP
>Focus Miss

>>30680617
Would you return to risk getting beaten again? Once is a fluke, twice is bad luck or bad planning, but three times is embarrassing incompetence.

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>>30693057
I'd let her hook me tbqh.

>>30699592

DELET THIS!!!

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DUDE NEW MEME LMAO
*not screencapped to be posted in future cringe threads*

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>>30699902
>he doesn't get incineroar

>>30699931
Dunno anon. He might get that Litten that we saw a few times.

Unless they shuffle it to Kaki.

>>30680538
that makes too much sense, so it won't happen

>>30699931
He probably get's the homeless Litten too.
But it seems to strongly dislike him. Explains how it could eventually evolve into Incineroar.
I'd like to see him having two fully evolved starters like in D/P.

>>30696847
this is lewd. kiawe is for wholesome gay love.

>>30687755
Kek

>>30693869
>event will be released on 5013 remake