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Type: Poison
Ability: Shitpost
Signal Beam, Toxic, Fake Out, Explosion

What the fuck are those atrocious creatures

>>30672198
Golisopods

>>30672198
Wimpods.

>>30672198
You know those parasites that replace the tongues of fish?

>>30672198
Giant Isopods enjoying dorites

normal/psychic
ability: berserk
psybeam, calm mind, mega punch, confuse ray

>>30672198
Isopods. One of the few creatures on Earth that took a meteor, two ice ages, nuclear bombs, and human-induced global warming and is still going strong.

>>30672087
Type: Dark
Ability: Trickster
Moveset: Mostly status moves, notable ones include Calm Mind and Topsy-Turvy.

Type: Meme
Ability: Memelord
Moves: Memespeed, Nice Beam, Belch, Ree of Time

Type: grass/psychic
Ability: oblivious/unaware
Moves: seed flare/quiver dance/spore/dream-eater

>>30672198
Doritos.

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Type: Water
Ability: Truant
Slack off, Crush Claw, Liquidation, Bubblebeam

pic unrelated

Type
>Fighting/Fire
Ability
>Beserk
Moves
>Mega Punch, Rage, Roar of Time, and Confuse Ray
I'm an angry memer, okay?

Type: Normal
Ability: Truant
Moves: Slack off, Slack off, Slack off, Slack off.

>>30673034
>Slack off
>not jack off

>>30672442
>not Nice Meme
one job

>>30672087
Name: Seismight

Type: Ground/Fighting
Abilities: Scrappy/Intimidate
HA: Defiant
Moveset: Earthquake, Close Combat, Ice Punch, Sucker Punch

Normal/Ghost
Levitate
Base Stats:
230 HP
5 ATK
230 DEF
5 SPA
230 SPD
200 SPE

type: shitposter
ability: ban evasion
moves: substitute, perish song, spit up, stomping tantrum

>>30673268
wtf 800+ base stat.

>>30672912
I remember

I'd probably be a poison type with Truant ability, but mostly weak norml moves

>>30672087
Type : Normal/Poison
Ability : Sticky Hold/Thick Fat
Attacks : Slack off,Harden,Sticky Web,Fake Out

God/??? type
Wonder Guard
255/255/255/255/255/255
Ability: Intelligent and Nihilistic
Learned moves: All

>>30673338
>sit up
>on a shitposter
Fucking why
That makes /fit/ types completely obsolete
Mootfreak fix this now

>>30672198
The tanks of the ocean

Steel/Water
Ink Cloud (on reaching half life, applies a 2 stage accuracy debuff to the enemy)
Water Pulse
Flash Cannon
Sludge Bomb
Iron Defence

An armored deep sea squid. It'd be a slow, reasonably bulky special attacker.

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>>30672198
real life Wimpods

>>30672087
>BST
105 HP
180 ATK
105 DEF
180 SPA
105 SPD
115 SPE

>Typing
Dragon/Flyig

>ability
Gale Wings Origin
Basically gen 6 gale wings

>moveset
Dragon Ascent
Earthquake
Swords Dance
Dragon Dance

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>>30672087
>>30672198
>>30672229
>>30672383

Steel/Poison
Ability: Levitate