Stop SoS chaining

fuck off you rodent

>>30667874
You know what Pokemon I like OP? Zubat. It's my favorite Pokemon.

>>30667874
SOS chaining has got to be the most inhumane grinding/training method to date. Weird considering this is the gen that made boxing your pokemon seem like a morally correct thing to do.

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>>30668107
>Be me, a level 8 Zubat
>encounter a trainer, she sends out a scizor
>nochanceforme.jpg
>uses false swipe against me, "its finally time for me to have an adventure," I think to my self.
>as they throw the pokeball i notice something odd about it
>then it hits me, I get thrown into a full panic and call for help
>one of my sisters answers my calls
>imsosorry.jpg
>before we could do anything, she gets hit with an Aerial Ace
>she's instantly out,
>for some reason I call for help again
> another family member appears, instantly devastated by Scizor
>this happens about 30 more times
>every time we got the scizor even remotely hurt it would roost
>brother 31 hears my call
>i'm at my limit, all thats left for me to do now is struggle and hope to end this chain of misery.
>Brother gets false swiped
>Oh god they knew
>I take one last look at my brother before the claw crushes my body
>.

>>30667874
I'm sorry, Jangmo-o colony of Vast Poni Canyon, but one of you was holding a Razor Claw and I needeed that to evolve Sneasel

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>>30667874
>be Dratini
>just chilling underwater at Poni Gauntlet
>it's a beautiful day, the water is clear
>feeling kinda hungry
>suddenly see a patternet PokéBean, just dangling near the water surface
>oh hell yeah
>swim towards it, grab a bite
>get pulled up out of the water
>there's a human and in front of him an angry-looking pinsir
>I'm just a lV11 Dratini, fuck me
>Pinsir false swipes me
>almost passing out
>human throws a blueball at me
>the cocktail os chemicals inside make me go full panic mode
>cry for help
>my Dragonair older bros rush to my help
>all of them are one-shotted by some weird move Pinsir does
>my biggest bro Dragonite comes to help
>also gets BTFO by that menancing Pinsir
>that Pinsir spontaneously grows wings mid-battle, what the actual fuck
>finally manage to wear Pinsir down
>the human just sprays a liquid on him that cures all its wounds
>what the fuck
>no moves left, prepare to struggle, to finally end the inhumane slaughter of my family
>he falses swipe my Dragonair bro
>last thing I see before blacking out is Pinsir's horrifying mouth near me
>"FUCKING HELL THIS ONE DOESN'T HAVE A DRAGON SCALE EITHER"
>drift into the abyss

>>30667874

Who the fuck would go after a shiny shitmon?
>"HEY EVERYONE! CHECK THIS OUT!"
>"That's just a piece of shit, bro."
>"NO, THIS ONE HAS FLECKS OF BLOOD IN IT, THAT MAKES IT SPECIAL!"

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>>30667874
I just wanted a HA Mareanie. This is terrible for the environment.

>>30668315
EV train?

>>30668107
>>30668214
Kek

>>30668295
this one is good

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>>30668333
You've crippled dozens of Corsola, now fit to be devoured without any chance of escape
You monster