30 years old

>>30657507
hot

HE

>>30657539
HAS

>Red becomes an average Genwunner

I love it

holy fuck why am i dying of laughter right now

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>>30657507
>Red
>Smiling
You fucked up

>>30657507
If Red had Gardevoir instead of Lapras he would 100% look like that.

guess all these years of wandering the mountains didn't quite work for red's favor

HE'S BIGGER

>>30657672
HE'S BADDER

>>30657630
He's not smiling, all the fat just pushes his face up that way.

>>30657507
they're actually 21 anon

REDS COOL HES LAZY

HES STILL LEARNIN

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DELET THIS

>>30657714
NUMBER ONE OLIVIA PIE STILL A VIRGIN

>>30657507
I'd fug THICC Red

>>30657665
Well, that is what hikers look like.

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>>30657630

Red really let himself go....

>Reds mom is still relatively hot and he still lives at home
>Blue is now followed by middle aged Milfs, but they follow him on his Twitter, not irl
>Prof Oak hasn't changed because he and Bill secretly use Pokemon DNA splicing type technology to prolong their lives

>>30657580
The ones that still play at least.

>>30659424
Go get hot you mean.

why was this made?
Also what does the bottom text translate to?

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>>30660641
Because the artist is a weird guy
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?illust_id=59683997&mode=medium

Man, Red's a pretty big guy.

>>30660851
can someone un-moon this?

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>>30660919
Here's the gist of it
>chingchong dingdong Hi Jump Kick missed
>chingchong dingdong Instruct! Hi Jump Kick missed
>FUCK YOU MONKEY

>>30660890
For you.

>>30659621
>>Prof Oak hasn't changed because he and Bill secretly use Pokemon DNA splicing type technology to prolong their lives
Christ, and Lillie's bringing Lusamine of all people to Bill for help? Eternal MILF

>>30657507
i really like 30 years old gary