Meanwhile, in Ultra Space /vp/...

Can someone tell me what the hell a Snorlax is and why they "block paths?" Why not just float around it?

The fuck is this "Mega Evolution" bullshit? This stupid frog just transformed and wiped out my entire team.

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So I found this PM-073 floating around in Glarkbluk Cave, but when I tried to shove my head up its ass, all it did was sting me.

These Pocket Monsters are weird as fuck.

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>>30657532
I keep hoping to see one of those rare green ones. Keep getting other stuff though. I'm not even sure I'm doing it right.

Pic related.

>another quickball celesteele

REEE STOP CLOGGING UP WONDER TRADE

Ugh. These dumbass Ultra-Japanese keep Ultra Trading me Nihilego. When will it stop?

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>Be me
>Walking through Ishlug Plains
>Hole pops up out of nowhere
>Wake up on some mountain
>Wtf why is there a bright circle in the sky
>Grass isn't purple
>whatthefuckingfuck.jpg
>Find something that looks like a Howlandur
>Try to sneak up on it to drink it's tit milk
>It gets hit with a ball
>Gets sucked in the ball
>Some kid is watching the ball
>"Yeah! I caught a Rockruff!
>niggayouwhat
>yell at him for stealing my sustenance
>he challenges me to "battle"
>throws a ball
>biggest fucking Aquazoid I've ever seen
>"Wailord use surf!"
>summons this huge body of water
>drown
>mfw all that I wanted was some Howlandur milk

I want to be hypnotized by UB097 to do its bidding

>>30657761
Shoot I meant PK
Geez these guys are so confusing
Now I'm gonna look like one of those idiot D-classers from the SCP foundation

Another post-game Looker plotline? Seriously? How does he keep ending up here?

>>30657749
>summons this huge body of water
>drown

Stupid UB-45, you forgot you can breathe in any liquid environment.

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Fuck guys

Is this a PKM?

I've never seen one before

>>30657325
Can the Nips STOP sending UB-Synchros through Ultra Space Trade?

>>30657850
Is that a Dinosaur King?

>>30657850
>posting fakebeasts

>>30657880
i think that's a blayblayd

>>30657894
Shit, did I take the wrong portal?

>>30657325
Pew

>>30657850
Is this what those human normies call "a jojo reference?"

I wish Celesteela was better. It's out classed by all other UBs. Even Maestrum, Elceedee and Mork beat her. FUCKING MORK.

>>30657970
God damn it Cosmog get in the hollow tetrahedron!

Why does Guzzlord keep sending us these things they call Meowth? They look a bit like Snickles.

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Hey beastbros, I have a crush on Celesteela, how do I tell her?

>>30658042
>tallfags want Celesteela

manlets only, Xurkitree. Come back when you're under 2 feet.

>>30658042
Binary fission

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>be we
>sucked through an ultra wormhole
>beings there bang the limbs together at our vocalisations
>forced to do this forever to survive
>help us

>>30658042
Goddamn is this board so goddamn socially retarded that they can't walk up to a girl and simply jump into their mouths and hyperfuse with their genetic makeup after taking control of their conscious mind?

Fucking hell, you'll always be alone.

bros i heard the human meadows are comfy af

>>30658042
whats the point? any of us have genitals
im not sure how i know that they are

>>30658133
Not all of us were grown with double synapse infusers you entitled fack

>>30658064
Stop fibbing Kartana, she doesn't want you.

Is wanting to fuck a human wrong?

>>30658150
Get out of here Necrozma, nobody likes you.

>>30658228
those ugly things? with their "eyes" and "nose"?
do you fuck wadakus too?

>>30658275
yes
~*~

>>30658228
Depends
Are you male, female, qumale, ximale, rigamale, or gigamale?

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>>30658233
I'm right here y'know.

>>30658302
>only 6 genders

>>xumblr

>>30658322
There are only 6 genders no matter what special snowflake made up gender you want to pretend you are

>>30658228
>liking 'flesh'
>that stench
>those gross things that sprout from their sides

Carapace masterrace reporting

Hey guys what's the deal with this green cylindrical thing they call Mega Fug, I just chopped it in half with my beak and ate it and now the humans have started killing themselves via bullets to their cortexes.

>>30658341
Some of us legitimately have five penii, you know

Quintamale is a thing

Apparently some of the "Ultra Monsters" have the ability to regenerate

Thoughts?

It seems like a really useful thing to be able to do

WHAT THE FUCK IS AN UBER
THEY SAID I'M AN "UBER" SO I CAN'T FIGHT THE POCKET MON ANYMORE
WHO THE FUCK IS UBER

>>30658401
The fuck's a bullet? Is that like a super weapon?

>>30658401
>bullets
Zanon, that's food

I've heard that a human can violently lose the sides of their body if they experience positive emotions.

I've never seen it, but their heads do detach if you shake them hard enough. My theory is that their heads sprout into new humans.

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>>30658439
A human called a "Med Ick" can do something with Ubers I heard once. I found a flat wooden replica of one.

>Be glorping a slaz.
>Jingg the whamdam.
>It sorte.
holy shit

>>30658476
Would explain some of these three headed monsters like this brown angry thing that flies.

>>30658509
Pretty sure humans use the uber as some kind of transport. The taxi doesn't like this so they often fight

Guzzlord2988 is the most intolerable Ultratuber of all time. Mate with that obese fraction of scat who expects all to pity him.

these threads are thinly veiled roleplay threads

>>30658569
I'm not sure you can say it's veiled at all

>>30658569
Can I lick your tentacles? :3c

>>30658569
>>30658587
Ew, humans. And not even the cute ones like that crazy Lusamine lady.

>>30658569
Oh boy, who let in the freshgrag?

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>>30658401
Better watch your back Lorgop, he's coming.
Source: i'm fug

>>30658569
You need to be at least out of your larval stage to post here young pupaz.

>>30658620
But you're eaten. Unless you reform like Azith.

>>30658543
Man, I hate that.

>>30658645
Man, Arceus brought me back, once your in Arceus' world he can FUCK YOUR SHIT UP.

>>30658604
Oh boy I want to insert all thirty seven of my dicklegs into her primary orifice

>>30658706
The fuck is an Arceus?

>>30658750
I think the humans refer to it as a "God". Something that can apparently do "Everything".
They aren't very creative creatures.

I can't be the only one who's sick of this quadrepedal cosmog just coming out of nowhere and then dissapearing. It's always bringing those weird bipedal things with it too.

>>30658750
World creator and destroyer.

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>>30658750
Something that can fuck you up in one second.

one guy says "lets jerk off the least creative part of our brains in this thread" and 50 people hop on board pretending to be a talking guzzlord, and no one sees anything wrong with it

Imagine if the next pokemon game isn't Stars or SM 2 but Pokemon UltraSpace.
>MC is the UltraSpace version of Sun or Moon from SM
>UBs are normal pokemon and "regular" pokemon are the UBs of Ultraspace
>after beating the game you can fight your SM trainer's E4 team (now level 60-65) if you have a Sun or Moon save on your system

>>30658832
Stupid rayquayzar we all know the reason why you got a mega is because you are arceus's favorite.

>>30658782
>>30658795
>>30658832
Sounds boring. I wonder how he would stack up against our own Keragorn that thing is an ultra beast to be reckoned with ate a couple worlds then made some more just to eat them again.

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>shargled my glib goom'd at that the gym in G'ghaf
JUST OAIP MY FLOUP

>check out what's going on in an ultra wormhole
>at the gym there's people who don't battle with their PKMN but instead copy the body language of UB-02 ABSORPTION
How do these primitive beings know about the way that UB-02 ABSORPTION communicates and why are they trying to copy it?

>>30658883
The fug has no limitations. He ruined two whole games just so that he could be created.

You guys heard of a "Stingulor"?

>>30658929
His name is Joe you know.

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GUYS I JUST REALIZED. LILLIGEXHD'S MOM FORCED HER TO DRESS LIKE THIS TO RESEMBLE THE POCKET MONSTERS!!!!

>>30658958
Have you been living under a schbork? Stingulor is everybody's favorite Ultra Bug. Now what I want to know is, what the fuck is a Beedrill?

>>30659030
The fuck is a mom, ultra anon?

>>30659051
>fuck
That is a very strange word as well. Is this a primitive human activity?

>>30658880
Shut up, that rock slut got one.
>>30658883
Arceus can make and destroy worlds and creatures also
>>30658941
:^)

>>30659051
I believe it is that which produces offspring, through budding if I'm not mistaken

>>30659051
It appears humans do not procreate through spores or by simply cloning your genetic makeup to create an exact copy of one self.
Instead a combination of two humans genetic make up is stored INSIDE a so called Mom, before being squeezed out in a larval state, before slowly maturing into a human.
It's quiet freakish and disgusting, these humans are not for the squeamish thats for sure.

>mfw an Ultra Trainer thought Pheromosa was UUU

Overrated Beast is overrated. Can't take any ultra priority moves.

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>>30658929
>mfw UB-02 ABSORPTION went out for lunch and hasn't returned in 182 cycles
>mfw I'm stuck here waiting for him to come back and spot me
I'm waiting 281 more cycles and if he's not back by then, I'LL be the one who goes and grabs a bite to eat.

>>30659074
No it's a verble greeting they give when welcoming each other. For example, a human walked up to me and said "Holy Fuck" which I can only assume means hello as he also released some liquid from his orifices like our kind does.

>>30659105
That's my fetligh.

REMINDER that pocket monsters ARE ultra beasts. Are they ultra? A lot of them seem to complete on our level, I'd affirm on that account. Are they beasts? I've never seen such bestial things in my wildest trans-psycho-meditations.

Whoever says 'they're not ultra beasts' is memeing.

Some of you units are acceptable, do not warp to Ghylo in the next period of light.

>>30659133
Pheromosa is best beast.

>>30659153
They keep them in these weird ball thingies. I don't know about you, but there's no way you can fit Ultra beasts in some sort of ultra ball.

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>>30659105
>SHARING your genetic code
How is their race not extinct yet?

>>30659147
You T'sgrilnoths need to scurry back to the N+7th dimension where you belong. Fucking freaks.

>>30659207
Man that is so weird.

Won't you just end up getting weird half breeds??

>>30659224
Not wanting to stick your flork into her flingh.

>>30659267
Maybe it's like pokemon, I've heard the larva takes their form after the "mom" while the "father" provides some power to them.

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>>30658150
i'll go with you bro i hear it's pretty nice there

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>>30659343
Shut up zero we all know you never procreated.

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>/vub/ thinks pokemon are catchable

they are clearly just boss fights. Do you seriously think they would let us use something like a PM-143 SNORLAX

Ultracubes probably dont even recognize pokemon.

>>30659343
Back to your containment board

>>\0010\

>>30659343
Get your filthy numeron form off my board. When will Ultra Trump build that Ultra wall.

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>>30659379
>>30659405
>>30659418
cmon guys, dont be mean to zero

Humans are cute!! Cute!! CUTE!! I want to sign a Mutual Certificate of Intercourse-Bonding with one! I want to lay an egg with one and hatch tiny Humans!!!

>>30659439
Go away, grandpa.

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>>30659343
>>30659439

>not having nihilego

Tired of the misinfo spread about it. First of all, the mind control aspects are clearly ultradex being the ultradex. Like Guzzlord clearly can't swallow an ocean. Second of all it's a wonderful, kind pokemon and a joy to accept. It makes you a better trainer and really puts things into perspective. Before I worried about petty shit. Now I have Nihilego to protect.

i would die for it.

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>>30659379
>>30659405
>>30659418
000100101011011101000101010111000101010

>>30659444
>444
nice trupplez

>>30659444
>>>/hu/
Back to the Hue with you.

>>30659474
Oh boo hoo get out you undersolar.

>>30659474
What did you just screech you human lover, I swear if I wasn't over here hunting humans to sell back at home I would come over there and eat those vision parts of yours.

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>>30659444
I feel like a degenerate but this is my broodmotherfu
Do humans even have reproductive organs?

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>Looks like a pocket monster
>From the same dimension as pocket monsters
>Is somehow an Ultra Beast because reasons
WHY IS THIS ALLOWED

What does everyone think of Ultrabeasts Quasar/Magnetar so far? Which one did you get? Quasar masterace here stay salty Magnefags. Quasar is canon, accept it.

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sup betas

why are you so afraid of other dimensions?

heading to the megamart if you want something

>>30659583
Its apparently under there lower tentacles.

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>>30659602
>not waiting for Pulsar

>>30659444
I dunno man. It would be pretty hard to accomplish that. You can't even get them to warm up to you. Every time I capture a live human they just cry and scream a lot until they starve to death. They won't even eat any of the fine Eye-berries I prepare for them. I'm not sure what to do to keep my captured humans alive and get them to love me.

Let's not even get started with the fact that they're probably Egg-Group incompatible. I bet they reproduce asexually by splitting in two, or something.

>>30659620
They are filthy!

>>30659620
Your sisters hot.

I wonder why PKM are so weak compared to Beasts. Pixilate? What's that shit? A 20% damage boost and type change is nothing when Accelerate gives +2 priority to normal moves on top of changing the type to the user's main type. Gamebeast has no idea what they're doing with this gimmick.

>>30659620
Why do we let this fuck and his lunar girlfriend into our world again? All they ever do is crash in our home, eat our food, beat us up and then return to their weird ass world.

Not we still let them do it.

>>30659620
At least we aren't afraid of a cylindrical piece of cloth, Sol. Or should be say Nebby. cec.

>>30659654
>he captures fully evolved humans and doesn't capture and train them from their larvae form.

This is why this board will always be sub 1100 shitters

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>>30659654
No they arent asexual.
Ive split plenty of humans in half and they never grew into new humans. They just die. Ive even tried splitting them in different ways, and it never results in more humans.

I think they have a broodmother or something. A queen human that does all the breeding while the ones we find are just workers.

>>30659620
fuck you """"""""""nebby""""""""""""

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>>30659620
>betas

You have a death wish or something?

Guy did you see those weird "human" thing stepping through a ultra wormhole the other day? UB-02 and its posse were hanging out with this weird yellow and white human who was high on UB-02's spores....and then the two fused!!

I knew Ub-02 was into some kinky shit but fusing its structure with one of those things!? That's /bold/!

PEW

>>30659767
Indeed, I want to fuse with her too

>>30659767
That's hot.

>>30659767
What the fuck are you talking about ultranon

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>>30659620
>nebby

*translator's note: Nebby means faggot in ultra space*

>>30659694
They're more dangerous than they look because their dimension has created items which Monsters can hold onto to increase their power.

>>30659644
>pulsar released
>STILL no decent combat tower
>Transcendent evolutions make a comeback
>Spawnclass 1 beasts only
>more Spawn1 pandering on top of that because why not

Game Beast needs to be annihilated with a nuetronimo vacuum field so the series can be developed by someone with half a brain. I just hope they at least drop the stupid pocket monsters gimmick.

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I saw this human unit travel between ultra spaces by building up speed for 1 year. Anyone know anything about this "MARIO" unit?

>>30659736
Maybe they're disgusting and gestate their larva inside their own bodies

>>30658026
Nebby should have stayed in the fun but actually torture box

Is it true that 01 Bulb evolves like Cosmog into 02 Ivy?

How common is this trait?
I thought it was unique to Cosmog

>>30659879
Yes. It's an odd human with the power to jump on things and kill them. They are better to capture than some normal human.

How am I supposed to catch a Tentaquil? I've been chaining Pheromosas for hours.

>>30659950
I'm pretty sure you have to set up Aurora Veil in Grassy Terrain in Trick Room for it to have a chance of appearing

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>>30659879
#&#*@^*+ %*!!!!

*$*&$&^*(%&!!!

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>>30659795
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Nebby? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the ultra beast league, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Alola, and I have over 300 confirmed human kills. I am trained in Beast Boost and I’m the top Guzzlord in the entire UB armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Ultra Space, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Ultranet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Kartanas across Ultra Space and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Nebby. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare jaws. Not only am I extensively trained in Dragon/Dark combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Ultra Wormhole Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Ultra Space, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you (if I could shit) and you will drown in it. You’re fucking bagged, Cosmog.

FUCK GUYS MY FRIEND UB-03 FELL THROUGH A HOLE WHAT DO I DO

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So is no ultra anon going to talk about the "beast killer?"

>>30659950
Did you check under the truck?

>>30660017
what the shit is a truck?

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Nobody understands me
or my trilby.

>/vub/ is into PKM and Hue-ments
>/vub/ starts making shitty threads based on 'tentacleholding' with them or discussing their weird fucked up parts like 'feet'
>Can't just normally jerk off to normal asexual reproduction or expelling of gasses like a normal fucking UB

Fucking freaks

>>30660013
>Believing shitty myths
No one is going to go around slaying beasts don't be silly.

>>30660013
Isn't that just a larva form of the weak thing they refer to as "Arceus"?

>>30659879
Stay away!
It is very dangerous.

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>>30660039
What the fuck are feet?

>>30659816
Well, I was just floating by, making a snack run for some quantum particles though the echoing caverns of rehnagog when I saw them.

There were these three humans, I think a fourth one was deeper in I have no idea: a tall blonde that reminded me to Pheromosa, a smaller blodne one who was riding that jerk Solgaleo and some weird male one.

UB-02 was there with some of its friends, just floating around the tall one when then UB-02 lowered down and let the human inside of it!! I just had to turn away for a moment, I mean...doing that in public!!?

Anyways, it looked like UB02 was letting the human take full control; I imagines that's its fetish or something, and was fighting the male human using those Pokemon things from the other world.

Then Solgaleo charged a beam and blasted UB-02 right off her!!!

>>30659808
>>30659796
Degenerates! Keep that kind of stuff to inside your cocoons!

>>30660031
Okay, I just looked it up on Bing. Why would you use this garbage when you can teleport, or even fly?

>>30660089
The weird blocky stuff at the bottom of their lower tentacles.

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Trillbies are swag
Class is for boys

>>30660035
Go away Necrozoma. Go hang out with those dumb Pokemon things, I bet you'd fit right in hahahaha

>>30660131
UB-02 don't do that man.

>>30659879
He is an Ayy. Beware his mighty Ayy Press.

>>30659950
A friend of mine said his friend showed him how to catch a PM-TENTAQUIL apparently you have to use the photon glitch to fold through the 6th dimension (you have to trade over a beast that already knows quantum tunnel because this must be done before the 37th planet where you'd normally get it) so you can go to the Algol system before you're supposed to, then use antigravity on the terrestrial mobile unit by the methane lake. Tentaquil is under it.

my friend's friend's origin-spawn works for game beast

>>30660140

It's a fucking Hue-men poster. Don't reply to their generacy or they will spam the thread with 'true love' and 'handholding' posts instead of Egg laying and rape

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>>30660140
>Bing

>>30660183
>>30660035
Sorry, but you have to be 18 millennia or older to post here. Maybe Ultraddit would be more to your taste?

>>30660183
Oh, Nekrosma how the mighty fall I remember when you were called Doc. Muffin and now you are wearing human clothes. For shame.

>>30660131
I admit, I tried letting a human inside me once. It just dissolved and I absorbed its particles.
I guess they're not very durable. Would not recommend.

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PRAISE BE TO ARCEUS, THE CREATOR AND PROTECTOR OF ULTRA SPACE

MAY WE EVER BE SAFE FROM THESE HOOMANS

>>30660278
>being an Arcnebby

>>30660278
Arceus.
Not CEC.
Humans coming here was a mistake.

>>30660278
Why is it wearing this weird disguise? Why can't it just show its true form?

>>30660291
I bet you're a GiratiNu-Beast

>>30660001
fuck off Guzzlord2988, and take your nightmarish otherworld counterpart with you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ1cUup0ATg

Okay, i have tried placing proboscises into the orifice of the left side of the head, which Klexxon indicated last thread is their reproductive hole (supposedly the one on the right is for feeding on sonic energy). It just screamed. What am I doing wrong? How am I ever going to breed a shiny human like this. What color are shiny humans anyway?

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>mfw there are UBs that have actually been trapped inside those "Pogaybal" things
Get a grip guys come on.

>>30660347
I think they're pure white, with white hair.
And I think both of those wholes are for absorbing the vibrations in the air. Perhaps its screaming was it trying to feed you?

>>30660347

Yellow if you are breeding the Superior North form

Black as shit if you are breeding South form

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[GEOMETRIC NOISES]

>>30660430
>Black as shit
This confuses me. Why would you not want your excretions to be of a vibrant, luminescent color, so as to properly mark your territory?

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Beastlets, will they ever learn?

>>30660347
No you blarg there reproductive organs are under there legs. They have two, one in the front,one in the back.

>>30660438
Wow, calm down this is a blue board you know.

>>30660447
Humans are not a dominant species.

Have any of you felt with PM-08

That fucker wiped my entire team in 5 seconds
It looks like a purple "rat" what ever the fuck that is

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Why the fuck are the humazoids obsessed with PKM-025? There's images of it fucking everywhere, and I can't figure out why. It's literally just a yellow mus. Ain't nothin' special about it at all.

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guys i think i found a shiny <{%]^]>\*<€|€_€ what should i name it

>>30660459
Does the presence of twinned reproductive tubes mean one is a trap, to mislead weaker partners not worthy of injecting their larvae? Or are both functional? Or is some sort of simultaneous action required to trigger the genetic fusion? Perhaps humans mate in threes? These creatures are so confusing.

>>30660447
The humans prefer to mark their territory in a bowl and then have it be warped to a "sewer", except in NDA where they properly mark their territory on designated streets

>>30660484
I have heard that if you look at it on the visual spectrum, instead of the more natural ultraviolet, its cheeks have a pleasing tint.

>>30660484
I think this creature uses electricity to create signals to subtley control the minds of humans.
Humans don't even realize they're being controlled.

>>30660494
Trapezoidal Hypercube

>>30660532
t. pkmn-mimic

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>>30660494
>using <{%]^]>\*<€|€_€
>not evolving it into +]€~£<*]>[>[>]*}*]€_!|?€\ using the glooa jaaasww

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Humans sure are stupid, simply wiggling like this distracts them for some reason

Guys, guys, hear me out.
What if...
What if a nihelego...fused with ANOTHER NIHELEGO?

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I want to mate with UB-02 but she's very fickle and won't let anybeast touch her

Am I releasing the wrong pheromones? How do I mate her?

My feeling are ravenous for her, please. Help!

>>30660580
I have found that using my paper-like blades to remove their external limbs works as a fine distraction as well.

>>30660502
I think both are functional I say experiment a little. If the poor thing gets hurt just use the healing beam and try the other hole.

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>>30660586
Naw nigga you have to use your right abdomen as a ball to juggle with, after the new one has regenerated, turn it into a wing cape and hover. That gets them horny quickly. Not sure why you would mate with that thing and not %]%%_€[>_

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>be underweight
>family thinks I'm a loser
>will never get a qt 1 ton gf

>>30660581
It would get bigger, haven't you seen Steven Universe before?

>>30660640
>%]%%_€[>_
She's overrated.

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>>30660572
> cosmic year 4.51^10
> STILL liking +]€~£<*]>[>[>]*}*]€_!|?€\

>>30660586
>>30660640
I would use my hidden appendage to inject her with neurotoxin, but that's just me.

>>30660666
S A T A N

>>30660666
I do not require the primitive energy source humans call "entertainment"

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My cousine was "hanging" out with these humans. They are not that bad she had a good time.

>>30660666
>666
No, I do not watch the human's electromagnetic-wave broadcasts, Giratina.

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>>30660581
I refuse. The jelly creatures are incompatible for my complexion, which discourage me from procuring mass.

>>30660581
Like in Drakon Sphere 26?

>>30660631
But don't they, like, secrete a liquid when you do that? I thought you didn't do well with liquids like """"rain""""

>>30660680
Our lord and saviour has graced us!

>>30660721
If you cut VERY FAST you do not get much of the human fluid on you.

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Oopa haha, must've taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque!

>>30660719
>le 'everything is a drakon sphere 26 reference' meme

>>30660721
Only a dghjk would get his own weakness on himself what a blorg.

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>Adaptability
WHAT WAS GAMEBEAST THINKING?????

>>30660748
IT'S A PM-93
SOMEONE ANNIHILATE IT

>>30657605
Fool! You've doomed us all!
OR at least you all. I can leave. And no I'm not taking that thing back where it belongs since it's being poached to extinction there due to some stupid superstition

>>30660775
YOUR CAN'T ITS ALREADY ANNIHILATED!

>>30658009
But mork's da best!
Wait, are we thinking of the same mork? I'm confused

Do you ever get the feeling that maybe we're just the creations of a bunch of humans, meant for the entertainment for other humans? But like, in another universe? Maybe we're just digitally generated images in a sleek portable device .

I do not understand, if humans wish to use another creature's genetic material to craft a grub, why do they not simply consume their target entirely and use their morphogenic enzymes to manipulate the genetic material at will? Why bother with mating processes?

>>30660663
>Being a underweight UB-05
What do you weight? I mean, if your not at least 4 tons, you might as well kill yourself, Guzzlordlet.

>>30660775
AHHHH IT'S OUTSPEEDING ALL OF US

ITT: no one gets how pocket monsters breeding works

The guide has been on nihilapedia for literally weeks now. We had this 80% figured out from the leaks alone. Get gud.

>>30660858
>nihilapedia

>>30660827
Maybe its to make more than one?

I'm gonna get % friends, since those human invaders like to bring those overpowered P-monsters in teams of ^.
W-who should I group up with, /ub/?

>get sucked into PKM space
>near huge metal building
>tons of orb looking PKM feed me their energy
>absorb loads of energy from metal building
>suddenly humans
>one of them is holding a rectangle and undulating, not noticing me
>oh my fucking god what is that
>they've captured one of us and connected their entrails from the rectangle to some sort of organ on the side of their heads

I don't know if this free energy is worth it guys.

>>30660858
But it is so WET. There has to be a better way. Have we tried dehydrating the subjects before mating them?

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>>30660666

>>30660858
>nihilpedo
We all know bompret's into Nihileggies

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Hey beastlings. I hope all of you have been behaving and staying in your dimension.

>>30660321
Cause if it does Conquest will try and fight it again and next thing you know half the known world and most of the unknown world is broken

I WENT THROUGH AN ULTRA HOLE BUT THESE STRANGE FLYING CREATURES IN SHELLS STARTED HITTING ME
WHY WILL THEY NOT LET ME HARVEST IN PEACE?

>>30660825
Wow, spherical much?

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Guys this !|€\@()/)-!~*\[•€{>[>[ wont stop throwing its gyroproboscis at me. What do?

What the fuck

These humans literally cut stationary organic life forms in half at the base, move it to their living space, then wrap xurkitrees around it, all while singing songs and giving gifts to eachother.

This monsterus pagan ritualism is exactly why we should have never visited PokeSpace

>>30658782
>God
It's like they haven't even heard of Ultra-God. Pitiful humans.

>>30660882
What did the device look like? can you get a visual?

>>30660952
It wants to gluck.

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>>30660200

>>30658009
>tfw @ battles
>tfw Dracorodo + Celesteela sweep everything I encounter, even legendary PMs

>>30660858
>nihilapedo

Nihelego here. Don't hit on me silly gigamales.

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>>30660960
WARNING: VISUALS OF INTENSE GORE

Hey guys, I'm a trainer from the PK dimension. Ask me anything

>>30660952
Feed it?
>>30660955
Damn dirty primitives, we should just shut the portal to that world its to dangerous.

>>30660959
>ultra-god
*tips cranial shield*

>>30660995
Oh great, more role players. Fine, I will play along. Have you put many creatures inside your balls today?

>>30660995
why do you keep throwing spheres at me human

this is not ok.

>>30660858
>nihilapedia
>Not using Ferōche
Gross and why?

>>30660991
Good grolp that thing is disgusting why are they doing this?

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>>30661011
>many creatures inside your balls
You should be asking how many he released by stroking his tentacle.

>>30660991
What is the purpose of those tendrils? Why is the carapace so rectangular?

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>>30660991
SCUAFUCSLY WUCWLYXOYAXOYDAODOAOFYCHD JEBUSVVWOVSUFIAFOYQDLYAYXLYCUSCLUWXKQCLYXWSCWUFPUACPFVIDBUCWUCQLYXELXSUPCLAUCLUAXLQYXKYSLYCSLYFJGO OSVJAVUSCUFSOYCAPYQCPYXAUP

>>30661035
All I know is that they put our intestines in each 'ear' and undulate to some some rhythmic patterns.

It's frankly horrific.

Plus they keep getting upset when I eat their energy, which is bullshit. If you want to keep your energy to yourself why not just keep it in a tesseract? Fucking PKs.

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I wonder what the Pocket Monster counterpart of this guy could be

>>30661053
Maybe it's a method of energy storage and transfer for them?
They seem to be energized when those tendrils are connected to their cranial organs.

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>>30660962
It does not want to gluck. I tried fountain fuming and it wants to thabvahwha. At least the problem is solved

>>30661011
It's great. I got a PK-130 today, or Gyarados in our tongue. I caught it in a Dive Ball. Pretty nice catch I guess.

>>30661016
But that's how we do things in normal space.

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Anybody else met one of these guys?

They're pretty bro teir. They even speak our language.

My dude says the humans made him, but I think he seems more at home here then there.

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>>30661073
probably something like this

>>30660995
Several questions

Why do you command other pocket monsters to combat for you?

Where is your hivebrain located? There's like 800 threads a day here debating it some are saying you don't even have one.

Which 'gender' would one mate with, if hypothetically one wanted to? Would it be one then the other, does it alter depending on the life stage? Does it even matter? I'm asking for a friend.

>>30661059
Anon-53 kind stop schgleeplbeeping its fake

>>30661073
Perhaps a muscular body with the head of a human?

>>30661101
>normal space
>normal
>yfw hu-mons literally believe this

>>30661101
Have you seen any of the things >>30657605
spoke of? They're a critically endangered species that's being poached to oblivion in it's homeland since some terrorists killed the ONLY known broodmother. I frankly have no idea how it got here but... well it did

For Ultra anons trying to understand those human things, we made a documentary.
https://youtu.be/7tScAyNaRdQ?t=29s
Warning: This is some fucked up shit.

>>30661118
Yeah, they're called "Poory-gone".

It would appear that some of their coding is relative to our universe. Which is why they act like total Zeronks in PKM-Space.

Heh. Zeronks. When will they learn?

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[wicked radio waves]

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>>30658009
Elceedee is superior, do not be surprised that your fecal female was slain by it

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Guys I found something weird in my attic. Does anyone know what it is? I tried to get a good picture but it keeps twitching and shrieking.

>>30661122
We do it because they love battling.

What's a hive brain? I looked it up online and all it shows me is some kind of Nepalese basket weaving board.

If you are 'male', you would proceed to insert your 'penis' into a 'female's 'vagina', followed by a discharge of a certain fluid. I'm not sure how it works, really. All I know is what my friend Lillie tried to show me. I'm 11

>>30661157
Idk, our jellyfish don't fuse with their trainers here.

>>30661176
That doesn't look familiar to me. It does remind me of the urban legends of some man made Pokémon, but I'm sure that's just a hoax.

>>30661284
Looks like one of those humans, but I'm not so sure.
They can have white Keratofibers, but only when they're in their weakened form.

>>30661300
>Idk, our jellyfish don't fuse with their trainers here.
Then what is even the point of them?

>>30661230
>requinid used sine wave
>elceedee fainted

Heh, 'superior'.

>>30661340
Oh shit, do you think it's hurt? Maybe I should call animal control or something.

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>Minding my own business, eating some buildings
>Suddenly this faggot shows up and changes his type to my 4x weakness

Whats his fucking problem?

>>30661300
Hmm... Has there been an overabundance of a pitted, chalky substance in areas that there was none previously

>>30660484
PKM-778 also seems to have a fascination with this species

I wonder how they're related?

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I now proclaim myself the god of this space

No take-backs!

>>30661383
Is it strong enough to dent your carapace?
If not, you can try to keep it as a pet.

>>30661300
>I'm 11
Only 11 thousand centuries old? Underage b&! You must be at least 1800000 years old to post here. Mods! Send him to the Pit of Blexglat with your Banishing hammer!

>>30661284
Its just a wild Xurkitree dumbass, look at the top

>>30661383
Try capturing it one of those spheres. I don't know which variations is designed for them, I've tried just the red and blue one so far. I can't get it to work on the human pocket monsters. Are they the 'legendaries' of pokespace or something?

>>30661410
Piss off or I'll husk you
>>30661425
Years are a lot longer there. Like, a LOT longer.

>>30661460
Don't worry, Xedraxi'il has been developing a Human Sphere to capture them. It should be ready any millennium now.

>>30661460
They're the ones that make the balls so they don't work on them. Well, unless your intent is to cause blunt force trauma, then go for the ones that are half gray, half white, and have blue bumps

>>30661300
>If you are 'male', you would proceed to insert your 'penis' into a 'female's 'vagina', followed by a discharge of a certain fluid.

What does literally any of this mean? Can someone translate this for me?

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>>30661417
Man I don't think it's strong enough to dent a larva's hide. Is that normal? I mean I'd love to keep it, even if it's really weird looking, but I'd feel like an asshole if I accidentally killed this thing.

Also it calmed down enough to let me take another picture. Or maybe it wore itself out.

>>30661516
Good news, fellow ultra beasts! Thanks to this anon's advice, I have discovered that with enough blunt force trauma, the need for capturing orbs becomes moot, as they cease to move and become easy to transport and store.

>>30661557
Looks like Xurkitree. You sure its not one of those "regional variants" these hoomans speak of?

>>30661592
Is there a regional variant called "joo"?

I hear the word from time to time

>>30661586
Just make sure the midsection is expanding and contracting on a regular basis, and airflow is going in and out of the two holes between their mouth and eyes. If it's not they're dead

>>30661592
I will admit, the resemblance is uncanny. Perhaps try using it to power a Fear Engine, like you would a normal Xerkitree.

>>30661516
>introduce 'pocket monsters'
>New complicated mechanics using spheroids to assimilate and command PMs.
>the most common and advertised PMs can't be assimilated because 'reasons' (oh they're the ones who make the spheroids so it doesn't work on them, please understand!)

BRAVO GAMEBEAST
R
A
V
O

>>30661555
I think hes saying some humans have a tentacle that is designed to stab other humans. The other human then discharges their genetic material that then grows from the ground. Kinda like plant organisms.

>>30661592
It doesn't really act like a Xurkitree though. It's body only has these little electrical impulses. Plus most Xurkitree come up to at least my thorax. This guy's about as big as my phalange-hub.

>>30661689
>game beast FINALLY gives us beastfusions
>except beasts can't do it only the 'pocket monsters'

Found a cosmog next to my favorite lurking rock yesterday.
There goes the neighborhood.

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>GAMEBEAST ADDS "POCKET MONSTER" DURING THE 7TH DUALUNAR ROTATION OF THEIR SERIES
FUCKING DROPPED
I'M GOING BACK TO TRADITIONAL SLATE PLEASANTRY, SUCH AS HOCUS
THIS GUY'S IN THE NEW SET AND HES BASED ON THE POCKET WORLD, DO YOU THINK HE WILL BE IN XU OR QU?

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>visit pokemon world
>get greeted by pic related

What in god's name is this thing?

>>30661749
Speaking of Cosmog, the humans on the other dimension made a joke out of stuffing these poor beasts into the bag.

>>30661892
It must be a brood queen for the pocket monster known as "alowlanmeyouth".

>>30661914
Why would they put them in their carrying sacks? Are they not aware they are vermin? Disgusting. And they touch them, too?

>>30661914
I can't figure out the 'bag' thing either. It appears to be another, albeit cylindrical, capturing vessel. Does it only work on cosmogs? Nihilpedia has nothing on it.

>>30661892
PK Beast 04 - Muffles aka "Nanu"
Muffles prefers quiet and peace (wtf) and dislikes noise such as PK 08. Very dangerous, known to approach in a pair with PK 02 "looking man". Wields native fauna as weapon. Very danger, to be ignore if possible.

>>30661386
Nobody believed me when I said it exists.

>>30661467
I saw the time conversion rate you fuckin' centurtwelvie, And how you got "mins" and "ours" instead of normal fuckin' etu҉n͘ims̨ and sro̸uh͞s, but there's STILL 6̨6̶6̛ sţh҉n͠om͜s in a year.

Go back to fuckin' Ov̧e̷rs̴p͠ac͞ę.

>>30661985
That's because you ACTUALLY don't exist, as opposed to those who do and those like me who can go between existance and nonexistance at will

>>30662002
I'm not that guy, and those conversion rates are laughably bad

>>30662016
Anon please stop metawilling your fellow ultrabeasts into nonexistence. Do you want a ban? The mods are pissy about that.

>>30661972
>nihilpedo

>>30658543
>misspelling slazz

Are you literally galpided?

>>30662052
Ok, one, what do you mean by "Fellow"
Two, I'm only here (Still) cause >>30657605 is on the loose still. I'd really like to catch it before it gets hungry

BELLE, /UB/!
AN REPLACED AM WINE WING WAN BOUCHER BACTERIAL WEARIER, BOOT ACE BELFAST BIG WASP BOG BASTE WILD WACO YOU IMPRESSED.
WET AD?

>>30662048
Not our fault time is all Non-nonlinear there. Like, what the fuck is that even supposed to look like?

>>30662186
... a line?

>>30662204
Right, but in how many dimensions?

>>30662178
Nam stop drinking the fucking "Erth Watr", that shit'll ruin your tendril plaxicity.

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>>30657532
>when I tried to shove my head up its ass, all it did was sting me

My fucking sides are obliterated

>>30662219
A line is one dimensional

>>30662254
ANON, AD'M PERFECTLY AFIRE.
WEI'VE WAVER BRIEN ATOP "EARTH" BYWAY.
BOG WELLS AH, BAT WON AT BOO?

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>>30662204
>>30662269
>measuring time with one line and one dimension

You're full of shit Hu-mon.

>>30662390
I am not.
And the funny part is, MOST places measure it like that. This is one of the exceptions

>>30662363
STOP POSTING WHILE "HI-DRAT ED" YOU FUCKING NONULTRA

SO I WAS CHILLING IN MY ULTRACAVERN WHEN SOME XENO WITH A MASSIVE YELLOW FIBROUS KERITIN GROWTH GROWING FROM ITS HEAD SHOWED UP OUT OF NOWHERE

THE NIHILEGO BITCHES WERE ALL OVER IT

ONE EVEN PERFORMED BIOFUSION WITH IT

SHIT MADE MY EXOSPINE ITCH WHY IS THIS DEGENERACY ALLOWED

>>30658750
I accidentally severed one's head with my penii cortex while inverted, but at least I got transported back