ITT: pokemon that will never be lewded

>>30657167
I've seen lewd of that. It was getting fucked in it's icehole iirc

Every pokemon has porn of it. Especially cryogonal.

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You were saying

Shedinja.
MissingNo.

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>>30657167
>ITT: Pokemon that will never know love

>Be cryogonal
>Only ice poke introduced in gen
>No pressure!
>Fucking awful. GF outdid themselves in proving their hatred for ice types
>Gen 7 buff-time for shit mons comes around
>Oh boy maybe I'll be usable
>Slight increase in HP and def, and able to learn ancient power
>Still shit

>>30657342
>cryogonal
>only ice type in his gen

What did he mean by this?

>>30657342
???? did you forget abt the ice cream pokemon

>>30657372

Shit thanks for reminding me gamefreak actually made a pokemon out of icecream

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>>30657241
Well aren't you a special snowflake?

>>30657372
Ice cream isn't an ice-type Pokémon, it's an abomination.

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>>30657167

What are you some kind of psychic type I had this exact idea for a thread with Cryogonal and everything

>>30657342
>Only ice poke introduced in gen
>vanilluxe
>beartic
>kyurem

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>>30657167

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>>30657432
yes i'm an esper
just kidding

>>30657266
Love is not exclusive to sexual attraction.

>>30657372
and the polar bear ice pokemons?

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>>30657723
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

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>>30657723
>Drawing dog dicks on mirrors made of metal
Fucking Christ

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>>30657889

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>>30657243
>MissingNo.
You sure? Because I already had this saved but I'm not inclined to go look for actual lewds.

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>>30657723
>metal plate have a dog penis

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>>30657277

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>>30657243
>shedinja

>>30658390
Do gijinka really count?

>>30657723
Fucking furries will complain about humanlike dicks on Pokemon porn but somehow are fine with dog dick Bronzor

>>30657243
Too well known. It needs to be something extremely forgettable and hard to sexualize, without being hard enough that an artist took it as a challenge.

Shut like Baltoy maybe

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>>30659071
baltoy's been 34'd too.

>>30659130
Damn but not much of it. It may be the closest we'll get though

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Whiscash is not lewd in any way

>>30659208
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Whiscash/1

sorry

>>30659208
16 results on Rule 34

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Try to think up the most unlikely object Pokemon.
Chances are they've been lewdified already.

>>30659332
Yep. Once again, too well known

>>30659268
>that Lugia pic
My sides

What about minior?

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>>30659332
it's too well known but i like this image

>>30659473
>My dick has erectioned

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I mean this is technically cheating since he isn't relevant yet and SM have only been out for less than a month but it has no porn

>>30659458
Three results on r34

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>>30659507
New 4 you

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Don't even try.

>>30660207
Fisting.

>>30657723
>Gender Unknown mons in the same egg group can't breed together
Why GF
Just let me get my Shift Gear Beldum and Golett

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>>30660207

>>30661495
DELETE THIS

>>30661641
Oh you wish there wasn't any

I'm a Pokemon so there's that.

>>30657723
Those are dicks?!
I thought those were tongues

>>30657723
Welcome to /vp/ where the mods are a myth until you start a Heart Gold thread

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>>30657167

>>30657167
Aegislash

>>30657167
Cosmoem

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>>30659403

>>30662484
Surely there's at least one image of it being shoved up Lillie's ass.

Voltorb?
Porygon?

>>30662943
2000+ lbs of space shit shoved up Lillie's ass.
Never thought I would ever think of something like that

>>30661887
wait I'm curious to know the backstory of this, what's wrong with Heart Gold threads

I mean, besides being a Johto fag

>>30663533
Probably meant it as code for Hunger Game threads, which are trash and belong in the /trash/.

>>30659332

>Neapolitan cum

okay that's pretty funny