>tfw just got a Timid HP Ice Xurkitree on my first try How's

got a HA Shiny Elekid with all IVs except SP attack at max, and to boot, it's also got the egg moves i wanted/needed. Best day since that shiny hunt with Chespin ended in 14 eggs with Female HA and all IVs except SPatk and Speed.

>>30648603
Same plus Modest HP Ground on the first try of the second Xurk.

>>30648603
I had a salad for lunch
It was decent

>>30648603
My luck is so good that I'm not autistic enough to care about natures and hidden powers on my in-game legendaries, so that must count for something.

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>>30648682
>I've been trying for two days to get that

>>30648603
I talked to a British dominatrix mistress about the finer points of bestiality for about an hour. Not bad.

>>30648978
Horsecocks or knots?

>>30649009
Mostly knots and the pleasure of being cummed inside.

>>30649037
Nice. I guess you're the sub then, or just a general discussion?

>>30649337
Just general discussion. I'm more of a power bottom. She was thinking of branching her services out to be more exotic, and wanted some input on the mental aspects of it all.

>>30649383
Ah, sounds like a lot of fun.

>>30648603
Hell yeah, same here. Was timid synchronizing, finally found it and decided to check its HP for shits and giggles and thought it was too god to be true.

>>30649398
It was. She was a bit rude, as to be expected of a mistress though. I'm no sub though so we butted heads a little. Still a good talk. In the end I advised her to just have her clients be restrained and allow a dog to rut them at his discretion. Figured that would appeal to the type of sub who seeks out a mistress.

>thread goes from Pokémon discussion to weird dogfucking BDSM fetishes in less than 10 posts
Come the fuck on guys

>>30649950
This is the real /vp/, newfriend.

When the best parents you have are a mere 3 and 2 ivs, and yet they all happen to line up to the penta perfect you want on the first egg.

>>30649515
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>30651476
Just helping someone out with their job, Anon. Everyone's gotta make a living.