Hetero couples thread
>>30646820
they're so cute together
>>30646887
>>30646820
>Tfw they're swingers who have their eye on you
>>30646942
Do you think Dexio has rubbed Sina's feet? Just wondering ha
>>30646874
Hey straight couples only anonkun
Elio x Lillie is canon
>>30646820
>"Look at that cute little trainer over there Dexio!"
>"Hmm? You thinking of taking him for a round or two?"
>Sina licks her lips.
>"Maybe a Battle Royal!"
>>30647472
Their love is pure!
Pure!
>>30647098
>he doesn't know
>>30647015
Why is Hilda so aggressive?
>>30646820
>/vp/
>hetero
pick one, this board is just as gay as /co/not like that's something bad
>>30647554
>He thinks they don't bring trainers they like back to the hotel room for an "all night battle"
Untuck those Poke Balls son
>>30647575
Because all the men she's paired with are fuccbois most of the time.
So I'm posting this again?
>>30646887
>>30646820
AESTHETIC goals 2bh.
>>30647609
and she loves it
>>30646820
>get sent to a assignment to a Tropical vacation paradise
>together alone with no supervision
you JUST know
>>30646874
>this series will never be decensored
I can't get off to girls sucking vanilla popsicles and sticking them into the white void on their lower midsection.
Why are there two hetero threads up at the same time? Not that I mind, but why create two separate threads?
>>30647782
Maybe OP didn't notice the other one?
>>30646874
Link?
>>30647691
Source
>>30647782
because straight is just that great
>>30647808
https://nhentai.net/g/174269/
>>30647575
Because Hilbert is a true Gentleman. He treats Ladies with utmost care.
>>30647782
Because it would make tumblrinas mad
I can imagine them lying under a tree barefoot and having footsies together.
If someone could make fanart out of that it would please my dick.
>>30648010
but...but...but...Guzmeria...
>>30648123
CUTE
U
T
E
>>30648155
(sniffles) Thank you anon.......that's all I wanted to hear.
I don't really get Lusamine/Guzma ship. What Guzma needs is woman that actually cares about him....I feel better now
>>30647472
MORE
>>30648627
I mean, ok not that I'm heterophobe or anything but come on you can't tell me this guy is straight
>>30648735
He is. Just because a dude has pink hair doesn't mean he wants to fuck guys.
He may only be gay if you pick the male MC, if not he's not.
>>30647067
Why the fug does the male protagonist look so girly there
>>30648735
He's a bishie. For some reason Japan really likes that type of male.
>>30649149
It's becauseit's not the male protagonist
>>30648735
He's a pretty boy. Some girls like pretty boys. Ain't that hard to understand my dude.
>>30649149
Long hair.
>>30648735
He's metrosexual.
>>30647691
>1200x1697
>>30647691
>>30648627
>ihavemadeaterriblemistake.png
Fuck off heteroshits
>implying male and female is hetero
Literally fuck off
Go away homophobes
>>30651059
>>30651112
>>30651159
This is why people shit up your threads.
>Dexio
>anything but flamboyantly gay with those pants and the hand-on-hip pose
Sina is just his fag hag.
>>30651197
Look at the filenames and the way that person is posting. It's just someone shitposting for attention.
>phoneposting
Straighties straighties go away
>>30648735
He's just a stylish fuccboy
Like aJoJocharacter
>>30647079
>>30648010
please god more
>>30647067
>lillie not half a foot taller than MC
>looks like this artist is insecure
>>30651304
To be fair most media does this anyway because girls are generally taller than guys up until they hit puberty.
>>30647079
This meme pairing needs to die soon
>>30651246
>implying anon is showing hate
Fuck off you cunt
>>30651336
>to be fair
>from start to finish in-game lillie towers over MC
>>30651197
Because you are homophobic? Try coming back on that one you scum
>>30651439
The only way to stop Yurifags is to post Yaoi, because They only like one type of the gay
>>30651536
Source? My eyes are shit and I can't read the watermark.
>>30651536
>POsting the Anal Gape guy
>Posting non-canon and a friend character
KYS
>>30651505
What's your point? It's fanart my friend.
>>30647861
I didn't know I wanted this until now.
>>30648251
>>30648155
>>30648123
>Plumeria and Guzma have 0 scenes together
>Guzma follows Lusamine around like a lost puppy
>Plumeria tells MC Guzma likes Lusamine because she actually sees his strength
>Plumeria probably had to listen to a drunk Guzma how much he likes Lusamine
>Plumeria: cucked by 40+ year old
>>30651605
>the anal gape guy
That's not RBG
I don't like this thread.
>>30651578
Joke is on you, I love this.
>>30651578
The only way to stop them is to hide and ignore, like every other shitposting autist. Why is this so hard for you faggots to understand? Is it because degenerates have an internal need to be recognized as special snowflakes?
>>30651536
>>30651265
>>30651159
Why do yurifags have to intentionally ruin a thread that's specifically for them? Couldn't they start their own thread? Why are they so insecure they have to post their own pairings and headcanons in a thread where it clearly doesn't belong?
>>30651826
that's specifically not for them**
>>30651747
No the only people enjoy being special are people like you.
>>30651715
Maybe he meant Anal Rape
Revolver is the Anal Sex King
>>30651304
Yeah I wish fanart more accurately portrayed this. It made Lillie come across as a goofy, awkward, lanky big gal tbqh
>>30651826
It's cause they're inbred tumblrinas.
They have to push their headcanon as hard as they can, because they want their gay relationships to be normalized and not feel alienated.
That or they're autistic. Either one.
>>30651882
Nah, that's still RBG
>>30651826
Because every time they start their own thread they get swamped with muh canon shitposting.
At this point it's shitposters shitposting shitposters until the thread dies. To be frank this is what happens when you force waifus down everyone's throats.
>>30651826
Because hetero threads are stupid, why have so many hatero ships when you can have yuri ships
>>30651923
You mad because we're better?
>>30652012
Anabel wants Nanu and Lookers daddy dick not that weed smoker
>>30652012
>So many hetero ships
Fucking kek.
I don't think you have noticed how many yuri/yaoi ships there are compared to how many hetero ships there are.
Us heterofags are in the minority here.
>>30651942
>>30651882
>looks both up
Butt Why tho?
>>30652049
>>30652012
So insecure.
>>30652049
>We're better
what does this mean? Is there a society of ships? Or is this just more tumblr autism.
I'm going with the latter.
>>30652012
Gotta admit, that's a pretty good picture.
>>30652129
Why? Because you hate gay people? Maybe you are insecure
>>30652149
Sounds like tumblr to me
/u/ is a pretty awful place. I can see why yurifags have to find another place to fit in
>>30652168
Do something useful and translate the rest of the Eromame art that isn't translated yet.
>>30652168
I have a feeling this is intentionally shitposting in order to make people dislike tumblr.
I can't tell who is trolling who anymore.
>>30652149
It's shipping autism. Trust me, never get into it. It's absolutely horrible.
>>30651708
>Plumeria probably had to listen to a drunk Guzma how much he likes Lusamine
i need art of this now
Protag couples are the best
>>30652759if you have Sun/Moon pls post
>>30652759
We all know who the GOAT protag ship is.
>>30652840
We do
>>30652012
Hypocrisy.
>>30651230
He's not gay, just French.
>>30651344
>meme pairing
>closer to a canon pairing than 90% of ships throughout the entire history of shipping
Sorry that you self-insert as Guzma yet can't accept the fact that he's a MILF worshipper.
>inb4 legendaries are genderless
How else do baby Cosmogs come about?
>>30653634
I'm pretty sure it's not that they're genderless, it's that the dex doesn't know what gender they are because they've never reproduced in captivity.
>yfw half of the canon poke couples are hets
>>30653724
The dex knows their gender though.
In Moon it says Solgaleo is male and in Sun it says Lunala is female.
>>30653764
I know, but otherwise the game doesn't show them as having a gender. So while the dex says they have genders and the game shows them as being able to reproduce, you can't actually show their genders otherwise.
I'm pretty sure that's just because they don't want weird situations like male Cosmog evolving in Moon into a female Lunala.
I can't tell if these are real yurifags starting shit or if it's false-flagging to fan the flames further.
>>30653839
I think you should just ignore their presence completely instead of repeatedly mentioning it.
Also it's a fucking phoneposter, what do you think?
>>30653800
>Male Cosmog evolving into female Lunala
Kek, reminds me in RSE when Azurill and Marill had different gender ratios so your female could evolve into a male. Does anyone know if that can still happen?
>>30653839
Gays will destroy society like they destroy threads.
>>30653867
I'm pretty sure they changed it which is kinda lame because it reflected reality pretty nicely imo
>>30653839
false-flagging
It's why shipping shit has a bunch of threads on /vp/ right now.
Some individuals have too much time on their hands.
>>30653867
They sort of fixed it in XY.
Wild Azurill and incense eggs have a 75% chance of being female, but keep their gender after evolving no matter what.
Wild Marill and non-incense eggs are 50/50.
>>30648001
Good taste!
>>30653914
Ah, thanks. I got curious after mentioning it.
>>30653889
Reflected reality? What? What do you mean?
they're sleeping together
KEEPU
>>30653968Of course, since that's what two persons do when they're traveling together
>>30653968Shauna's still waiting outside.
>>30653958
Some animals swap sex throughout their lives or start as a certain sex before changing.
>>30653839
cancer that can never make their own thread and stay there
>>30653997
This is such a good pairing.
>Electric specialists
>extreme height difference
>Clemont canonically wants to go to the amusement park in Unova, i.e. where Elesa is, while he himself living in the fashion capital of the world
>beauty vs nerd
>>30648900
In naruto, Sakura's dad has pink hair
>>30653933
>>30654237
What is that, a picture for ants?
>>30650224
What possesed you to make this.
>>30651281
t. Guzma
>>30651708
Lusamine doesn't really care about anyone else except from Nihilego and in the end even Guzma get creeped out by her obsession
>>30651505
H-hot
>>30651903
> It made Lillie come across as a goofy, awkward, lanky big gal tbqh
That's part of what makes her so cute.
>>30648001
Cute
>>30654584
>semi clothed implied sex
>White's only wearing Black's jacket
>no hat
>best ship
One of my fav pic. Shows so little but says a lot.
>>30655076
Kiawe is best boy.
>>30653634
>>30653724
I just think that legendaries are genderless because they are pretty rare and hard to find them for a proper study. And the most of them barely are mentioned like myths.
>>30646820
>Dexio can score
>Hau can't
?????????
¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿
>>30654787
>>30655216
game kiawe is
anime kiawe is getting close to ow the edge territory
Married couples are cute
>>30655341
They worked together for years. I speak from experience when I say it was bound to happen.
>>30655497
best married coupleis their sex life still alive?
>>30655341
Despite the memes, brown girls crave BWC more than white girls crave BBC.
>>30655497
who the fuck is that guy
>>30655537
post more forward white
>>30655711
The head of the museum (if I remember correctly) who's also her husband.
>>30655582
I'm glad they brought Burnet back
they're perfect together
>>30655711
Her husbando.
>literally a strong black woman
>husband is a scrawny gook
pottery
>>30655805
>>30655582
oh my goals
>>30655728
ok
>>30655582
>>30655805
Reminder that she wants to cheat on her husband WITH her husband
>>30651059
>>30651159
>>30651265
>>30651439
>>30651536
>>30652049
>>30652012
>>30652168
NOW IS THE TIME
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
>>30656216
This is an actual fetish, though I don't know the name of it.
>>30656302
Roleplay?
>>30656293
>>30656216
this is cute
Please translate
>>30651826
I think it's because heterofags post in yurifags threads whenever one's up.
>>30656216
>>30655419
>>30656409
The same way yurifags post in heterofags threads whenever there's one up.
It's just constant shitposting from both sides.
>>30655582
>mfw they look better with their clothes swapped
>>30656455
>>30651230
This
Dexio is gay and Sina is his beard for social functions. That wayshe can be my waifu and I don't have to feel guilty about cucking anyone
>>30656418
>Get out
>No, you get in
Chicken gets what she wants
>>30656700
>feeling guilty about cucking someone
you'reall right
Found this adorable, but I´m not good translating moonspeak.
Twintailed Chicken is best Chicken.
>>30656181
It's getting serious now. Is he sure about this?
>>30652759
does Mina have a significant other or is she pure?
>>30651281
>>30654583
Too bad 99% of fanart will portray Lillie as a petite loli when she's actually an early bloomer. What a waste.
>>30656216
I think in that picture she actually btfo Masked royal's flirting and told him she already has a husband.
>>30653502
The people who hate are either Guzma fangirls(aka self-insert as Plumeria/chicken-chan) or Lusamine fanboy (aka self-insert as...Hau?). People who like it(me for example) probably are more neutral toward character.
>>30656824
>>Moonspeak
>>30660261
I'm a Lusamine fanboy and love it. The Guzma threads seem to be full of people who hate it.
>>30651708
>>30652389
>>30648251
I really hope something like this gets made. That would make for an amazing scene. Why the hell did they not have any scenes together?
>>30660158
>>30660232
Lusamine is such a natural domme it's actually scary.
>>30659144
These numbers remind us that the BW/2 ships are the only canon ones, except for ORAS of course.
>>30647095
do you think she makes him lick and smell them
just a joke haha
>>30656293
>>30656293
>>30658068
>>30652675
needs more RxS
>>30662855
>>30661995
Steven x Stones forever.
That one nerd who collected rocks in school grew up to be important, fuck you tommy.
>>30662889
>>30646820
What was Gamefreak thinking shipping a white guy with some Middle Eastern chick?
Is this not the most fucking adorable thing ever?
>>30662916
>>30662939
>>30662977
>>30663002
>>30663023
>>30663045
do you still remember, /vp/?
>>30662937
David best bro.
Totem Salazzle too.
>>30663067
>>30663140
>>30663107
>>30663158
>>30663186
>>30647732
Have you tried to?
>>30663210
>>30663107
I 'member. Isn't he getting out of the military soon?
>>30663238
>>30663263
last one I got.
>>30651344
kys
>>30662937
>tfw Kiawe's parents say he's a loner and doesn't have many friends
>tfw you witness him getting fired from his job, crushing his dream to study abroad
Gladion x Chicken is my OTP but Kiawe x Chicken is also sweet, he deserves atleast something good in his life god fucking damnit
>>30663278
Fucking saved.
>>30663315
I don't understand why Mallow can hire ex-skull grunt but not Kiawe, her friend. Is it a matter of pride or something?
>>30651708
>>Plumeria and Guzma have 0 scenes together
Just realized this. Really bugs me now.
Hopefully they fix that in Stars.
>>30663372
I played Sun and have no fucking idea what you're talking about famalam
>>30663427
In the post-game there are Skull grunts hired around the islands as help. They're pretty much rehabilitating them.
rarepairs?
>>30663520
I'll be honest familia, I forgot Janine existed.
>>30648735
He MCsexual.
>>30663446
Oh gotcha. Kiawe comes across as kind of a humble person though, so I'd like to think of it as more of a matter of embarrassment than pride.Or maybe he's just got a huge crush on Mallow whatever floats your boat
>>30663520
Is this a rare pair?
>>30655445
>be Kiawe
>in a class with three hot girls
>other boy is a fat nerd so no competition
>have a cool z ring after all that hard work
>suddenly a new kids comes to town
>the three girls gravitate to him
>island guardian takes a liking to him
>gets a z ring for free
>now have to train him how to use it
>>30663753
Man, Steven's a dickand a pedophile, kek
>>30656455
Someone needs to make one with Lillie/burnet walking in on Kukui and Rockruff.
>>30654532
She's hesitant to say how she feels about Guzma's safety even after talking about how she has no kids and hates the player.
>>30663861
Yes, yes he is.
>>30663702
probably! I've never seen it at least.
If someone could translate this, it'd be nice.
>>30664179
I'm not sure of the ordering unfortunately.
>>30664179
>>30664193
Danbooru.
>>30664240
Thx desu sempai.
>>30664239
Keks were had. Thanks anon.
>>30664337
Don't think there's anything else left of this.
Why is Sina so fucking sexy?
Seriosly everytime I see her I just want to masturbate hard.
Anyone ever translate this comic as well?
Hetshit is fucking boring
Your relationships are devoid of any real substance
>>30664561
Last one. I should save art of other ships. Ruby/Sapphire and Black/White are both great too, desu.
>>30664551
Yes, unlike yuri, which definately isn't based around fanart, fics, and porn, right? right...?
>>30664594
Please don't reply to people intentionally stirring the pot. It's already really bad in that yuri thread with Lillie and Chicken and honestly it's a big waste of timelike spending time on /vp/ desu senpai
>>30664551
"I can't get gf therefore hetero relationships are shit"
The translatorfag did this, I think. It's cute.
>>30664616
I agree. It is literally baiting at this point. Lets stay in whatever thread you like and ignore the shitposter.
>>30664699
Yeah, I'm still annoyed at it because everyone in that thread is a Lilliefag and still yells at each other. I just don't understand.
>>30664727
Because some of them are yurifags too, and they don't like their "muh purest form of love" ship denied. Or ignored.
>>30663520
>>30664766
I don't get the purest of love thing desu. But I've never spent time in /u/ or with any yuri ship.
>>30664551
Then make your own thread. You must have the content for it if you're such a fan.
>>30664689
Imagine if she said yes. Kukui would kill himself on the spot.
>>30665055
>implying KEKui wouldn't love both cucking other and getting cucked himself, at the same time, without the risk of her impregnated by other guy/getting STD.
>>30665108
wtf I can type cuck but not C-U-C-K.
>>30664689
Who is this masked man?
>>30665500
Bane?
>>30665042
Don't reply to extremely obvious shitposts. Jesus Christ, this shouldn't need to be said.
>>30664240
This gave me Diabetes
>>30651826
We don't. It's a relatively small group of asshats who care more about shit posting and making others upset than yuri. Most of us just want a thread filled with fanart of our favorite pairings like this one.
>>30666351
I blame the canon shitposting. FUCK canonposting, I can't believe it's even a thing.
Remember this thread next time yurifags play the victim again
>>30666465
Fuck off already.
>>30666473
triggered degenerate?
>>30662936
There's been a sizeable community of North Africans from the old French colonies for decades. Intermarrage between Mainland French and former French Colonials is far from unusual.
Plus they both look cute together.
>>30646820
me + my wife mallow
>>30663241
>soon
>it's been two years since ORAS already
Jesus christ. Anyway, I remember Dating a Team Magma Grunt being a thing a little while after ORAS came out, so it's got to be several more months at least.
>>30664337
Can I have the source for this?
>>30647067
Lillie is not for hetero.
And at the very least not for manlets.
>>30647136
As long as she gets with one of Lusamine's brood.
>>30670330
Then what is she made for?
>>30670387
The pure love between a young girl anda giant cat.
>>30647701
>completely closed mouth kiss
Serena is chaste! CHASTE!
>>30670418
You talking about nebby/solgaleo/Lunala?If so, this is the best opinion I've seen on /vp/ about her ship, since the game launched. Truly, some Great taste that isn't merited by Yurishit and or hetshit. Just the pure love between a girl and her legendary .
>>30664689
>Not even mad about the Royal trying to cuck him
what a cool guy
>>30663702
Oh yeah, Malva exists. I think the only time I've actually seen these two interact at all in /any/ fan works was in CYOAN8's mastahpiece.
>>30668636
It's on pixiv if you. It's tagged with Sun's name in nip (Yoh or something)
Luckyshipping,yeah.
I'm a negative creep.